Because of a recession, successful seven-year-old Allen Gregory DeLongpre has been forced to attend elementary school. But because of his precociousness, he has difficulty fitting in. He becomes infatuated with school principal Judith Gottlieb.
Because of a recession, successful seven-year-old Allen Gregory DeLongpre has been forced to attend elementary school. But because of his precociousness, he has difficulty fitting in. He becomes infatuated with school principal Judith Gottlieb.
Because of a recession, successful seven-year-old Allen Gregory DeLongpre has been forced to attend elementary school. But because of his precociousness, he has difficulty fitting in. He becomes infatuated with school principal Judith Gottlieb.
Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.
But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.
because he wanted one.
Sure but in universe?
I can appreciate that he was a bad motherfucker Jedi but he ain't Yoda. Is this not-Yoda telling Yoda that he's the one getting the super special purple lightsaber?
Oh brilliant
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Welp, got refund and free tickets. Wish I could have seen the end.
Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.
But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.
because he wanted one.
Sure but in universe?
I can appreciate that he was a bad motherfucker Jedi but he ain't Yoda. Is this not-Yoda telling Yoda that he's the one getting the super special purple lightsaber?
Maybe it's actually a blacklight and he has kickass glow in the dark tattoos, so Yoda decided in his infinite wisdom that Windu should get it so he can throw sick lightsaber raves.
Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.
But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.
because he wanted one.
Sure but in universe?
I can appreciate that he was a bad motherfucker Jedi but he ain't Yoda. Is this not-Yoda telling Yoda that he's the one getting the super special purple lightsaber?
Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.
But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.
because he wanted one.
Sure but in universe?
I can appreciate that he was a bad motherfucker Jedi but he ain't Yoda. Is this not-Yoda telling Yoda that he's the one getting the super special purple lightsaber?
Maybe it's actually a blacklight and he has kickass glow in the dark tattoos, so Yoda decided in his infinite wisdom that Windu should get it so he can throw sick lightsaber raves.
Gotta pull an Indiana Jones Temple of Doom Idol/pouch of sawdust switcheroo to avoid that damn message.
I love those self checkouts. I am super pissed the place near me does not have them. It didn't matter so much when I didn't have a job, but now it's either "Get groceries at like six thirty" or "don't get groceries."
And apparently what the grocery store does is staff the lanes with a fraction of cashiers reciprocal to the hour, because they always have few enough lines that I have to wait twenty minutes.
Oooh just got a structure that really changes the rules of the game. Now time no longer passes when I harvest grain, which means I can get more turns of harvesting in per farming session. Looks like there is a similar structure for chickens, which means time would only pass while I was clearing the dud elements of trees and grass out.
Also now I can get a gardener which means I means I need to harvest less grain in one go to get carrots.
Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.
But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.
because he wanted one.
Sure but in universe?
I can appreciate that he was a bad motherfucker Jedi but he ain't Yoda. Is this not-Yoda telling Yoda that he's the one getting the super special purple lightsaber?
Maybe it's actually a blacklight and he has kickass glow in the dark tattoos, so Yoda decided in his infinite wisdom that Windu should get it so he can throw sick lightsaber raves.
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It is sooooooooo bad man, you don't even know.
So fucking bad, but beautiful in its own way. Like a retarded kitten getting eaten by a puppy.
wow
this is the movie species and i'm natasha henstridge
i just need you to pump a baby in me then i will shove one of my spine-needles through your chest cavity
(_|_)
yeeeeeeees
this is exactly what I want
I don't want mediocre TV like Two Broke Girls
I want offensively bad TV
I want to look at it and think "God, this will probably not even have a cult following on the internet"
But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.
because he wanted one.
Then you have found your show.
I told you to stop, and never look back.
Because purple is badass and ferocious.
That was totally going to be two posts, but thanks to the drafts feature you get them combined into one confusing non-sequitur.
nonsense
it's robots now, robots that complain your shit isn't on the scale when it really is
My discovering the wiki pages that detail the different light saber fencing styles made me take three big steps back from Star Wars fandom.
I like ESB and Jedi, but, not if I run the risk of being mistaken for these poster children for birth control.
Please place your items in the bag.
Please place your items in the bag.
Sure but in universe?
I can appreciate that he was a bad motherfucker Jedi but he ain't Yoda. Is this not-Yoda telling Yoda that he's the one getting the super special purple lightsaber?
I like Star Wars more than a person should. I enjoy almost all of the games, and love ESB and even RotJ.
But good god is that a fandom I do not want to be in the depths of.
My avatar shames me less than that would. Though to be fair it is clearly a kickass avatar.
Gotta pull an Indiana Jones Temple of Doom Idol/pouch of sawdust switcheroo to avoid that damn message.
SO LATE
INTERNET BACK UP THO
bro that's Raiders
bro
Maybe it's actually a blacklight and he has kickass glow in the dark tattoos, so Yoda decided in his infinite wisdom that Windu should get it so he can throw sick lightsaber raves.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Hurrikaine_crystal
this is terrible lol
I had a teacher in middle school tell me I should be put on birth control posters and packaging.
I'm so ashamed in not even going to edit
Good call!
toooooo laaaaaaaate
Is Conan invited?
I love those self checkouts. I am super pissed the place near me does not have them. It didn't matter so much when I didn't have a job, but now it's either "Get groceries at like six thirty" or "don't get groceries."
And apparently what the grocery store does is staff the lanes with a fraction of cashiers reciprocal to the hour, because they always have few enough lines that I have to wait twenty minutes.
SHARK WEEK
Aaaaaaa. Nope, I'm out. Back to work for me.
Also now I can get a gardener which means I means I need to harvest less grain in one go to get carrots.
I fucking love carrots.
That teacher was me.
And I wasn't wrong.
in france they call it a lightsabre with cheese
...i'm sorry i am too tired to have this joke make sense
think of it like i have handed you a box of humor lego, and assemble your own
the machine lies
if it can lie how long before it learns to kill
...yes. Yes he is.
Everyone's not home in the evening?
What time zone do you live in?
I'm just mad at myself for messing up Indiana jones movie titles
And being a horrible SW fan