the internet went to the arcade and found a basketball game machine
but it was a little kid one
the internet held his arm out with the ball and moved it up and down through the hoop over and over again to get 100 tickets
the internet used those tickets to buy plastic army men
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited August 2007
The internet is a gothic-emo-bisexual-masochist-furry who knows karate and will beat your FUCKING ASS if you start any shit or fucking look at him crossways. Seriously, he will wreck your shit.
The internet commonly calls his fists Fat Man and Little Boy. The internet also feels that his intelligence is wasted on his peers, who are all "posers" or "retarded." The internet also has a vague hatred of black people, but is totally not racist.
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FalloutGIRL'S DAYWAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered Userregular
edited August 2007
the internet wanted to be a cop for the respect it would surely bring him, but he couldn't pass the physical fitness requirements. He tells people that he failed the psych exam, that he is too psycho to be a cop.
The internet often fantasizes about what kind of a party he would throw if he ever got enough friends that were of good enough character to bring home. Most of his friends are from work or people that he drinks with. Sometimes he has interesting conversations with the guys at CompUSA. One day he'd like to be friends with these people. They find him benignly creepy and needy. In his mind the decorations and food are all set. The conversations go as planned. The party would be fiesta themed, he decided.
the internet is a vast computer network linking smaller computer networks worldwide and includes commercial, educational, governmental, and other networks, all of which use the same set of communications protocols
The internet wakes up every morning hoping that he is dead. Briefly he entertains the idea that heaven has asbestos popcorn ceilings much like his own apartment.
at the internet's fiesta party he would have a pinata
the pinata would be designed to look like his estranged father
he has already bought this pinata, and hugs it to his chest while he sobs until his mom pounds on the floor with a broomstick because it's late and she's trying to sleep.
The internet's mom refused to go to a nursing home. A thing he could not afford. His father was indifferent to the plight of the Bloodsucker What Stole His Youth. Towards the end he couldn't stand to go to his mother's house. The cat piss and garbage and non-stop sound of basic cable television. She said she was fine and who was the internet to say otherwise. She died of a coronary walking back from her empty mail box.
After probate, the internet got a raw deal on the house, but getting rid of the thing was worth more to him than to invest in it and make it into something worth selling. After recieving the check for the house in the mail, he felt that he had done this many hundreds of times before, but the thought was brief, being lost in the vault of his mind forever.
the internet goes through dark and mysterious phases and lets his bangs grow out but cuts the rest of his hair cause he wants to show his angst but not get his hair all nappy
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the internet dropped out because "high school's a scam"
the internet tries to get the numbers of myspace pornbots
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Fat?
but it was a little kid one
the internet held his arm out with the ball and moved it up and down through the hoop over and over again to get 100 tickets
the internet used those tickets to buy plastic army men
The internet commonly calls his fists Fat Man and Little Boy. The internet also feels that his intelligence is wasted on his peers, who are all "posers" or "retarded." The internet also has a vague hatred of black people, but is totally not racist.
the internet thinks invisibility would be the best super power
the internet is getting "spinners" put on his car, one at a time
these things the internet has done
STEAM!
the pinata would be designed to look like his estranged father
do you think mine are pretty funny
nobody comes, except the fat hookers
STEAM!
he went to the show with his mom
the internet saw hootie and the blowfish
it's cool because they're so physically and emotionally mature
he has already bought this pinata, and hugs it to his chest while he sobs until his mom pounds on the floor with a broomstick because it's late and she's trying to sleep.
the internet figured he had spent $12 already so what the heck
STEAM!
The internet kind of likes wrestling, but not really.
The internet really hates it when people spell "Mêlée" without the special marks.
the internet sometimes starts to masturbate but his mind wanders and he forgets what he's doing
the internet thinks fantastic four was a great movie
but the landlord will not fix it until he pays his three months of back rent
the internet uses a bar of soap for shampoo
I wish this one wasn't based in reality
all of my others have been
EDIT: it works better if you put man and boy together
STEAM!
A homeless man then ate said albums to get paid four bucks.
Which he spends on crack.
After probate, the internet got a raw deal on the house, but getting rid of the thing was worth more to him than to invest in it and make it into something worth selling. After recieving the check for the house in the mail, he felt that he had done this many hundreds of times before, but the thought was brief, being lost in the vault of his mind forever.
STEAM!
wait
STEAM!
BEST FOOTBALL RUNNER
GOOD SPELLING
STEAM!