Elder Scrolls Online does not look like an Elder Scrolls game at all. Its whimsy level was set to -∞ and it didn't crash a single time in the whole trailer.
I have ranted about this and how it could of been amazing instead it is an mmo and it makes me sad.
Hmm, apparently the DoJ work I'll be doing is actually development work rather than tech support. I'm happy about that (but still want to get out because fuck having a three-four hour long daily commute).
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Crap. It looks like I'm gonna have to attend the Vegas tradeshow. I was hoping to avoid it this year.
if, in a game, you can't break into a completely ordinary looking peasant house in a major city and find an inexplicably naked chick in the attic summoning demons over a bubbling cauldren then it's just not an Elder Scrolls game.
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Holy shit, that screenplay. Holy shit. I have no idea what my favorite part could be. Is it when Liefeld meets Eazy-E? Maybe it's when Todd McFarlane is described as "lean, enigmatic, and compelling."
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Holy shit, that screenplay. Holy shit. I have no idea what my favorite part could be. Is it when Liefeld meets Eazy-E? Maybe it's when Todd McFarlane is described as "lean, enigmatic, and compelling."
Nothing beats McFarlane talking about getting slave wages and the Marvel guy pointing out that he got paid over a million dollars. Or anytime McFarlane talks about the plantation.
i am also terrified they'll fuck her up in the sequel. but at least the game will still probably be tons of fun to play
It is not as though she is a rich character with lots of interesting depth they can mess up. The story and characters in the first were atrocious. The gameplay was insane and amazing.
if, in a game, you can't break into a completely ordinary looking peasant house in a major city and find an inexplicably naked chick in the attic summoning demons over a bubbling cauldren then it's just not an Elder Scrolls game.
Exactly! Also, if the gameplay isn't excessively emergent, resulting in magnificent bugs like this:
Holy shit, that screenplay. Holy shit. I have no idea what my favorite part could be. Is it when Liefeld meets Eazy-E? Maybe it's when Todd McFarlane is described as "lean, enigmatic, and compelling."
Nothing beats McFarlane talking about getting slave wages and the Marvel guy pointing out that he got paid over a million dollars. Or anytime McFarlane talks about the plantation.
I like the fact that the Marvel guy says, completely accurately, as they leave: "Only one of them has any talent".
Bayonetta 2 can have any character or setting or story it wants. It could be stick figures in an ashy wasteland for all I care, as long as the gameplay is at least as tight and engaging as the first one.
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Bayonetta 2 can have any character or setting or story it wants. It could be stick figures in an ashy wasteland for all I care, as long as the gameplay is at least as tight and engaging as the first one.
Yes, it's the gameplay you want to be tight and engaging.
Holy shit, that screenplay. Holy shit. I have no idea what my favorite part could be. Is it when Liefeld meets Eazy-E? Maybe it's when Todd McFarlane is described as "lean, enigmatic, and compelling."
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i am also terrified they'll fuck her up in the sequel. but at least the game will still probably be tons of fun to play
It is not as though she is a rich character with lots of interesting depth they can mess up. The story and characters in the first were atrocious. The gameplay was insane and amazing.
But that atrociousness was blatantly intentional and thoroughly enjoyable. I thought it gave the game that extra icing that really made it that much more fun.
Bayonetta 2 can have any character or setting or story it wants. It could be stick figures in an ashy wasteland for all I care, as long as the gameplay is at least as tight and engaging as the first one.
Yes, it's the gameplay you want to be tight and engaging.
It's not like I can have sex with the woman on the screen.
Holy shit, that screenplay. Holy shit. I have no idea what my favorite part could be. Is it when Liefeld meets Eazy-E? Maybe it's when Todd McFarlane is described as "lean, enigmatic, and compelling."
That looks like the promo shot for a Gary Numan tribute act.
Bayonetta 2 can have any character or setting or story it wants. It could be stick figures in an ashy wasteland for all I care, as long as the gameplay is at least as tight and engaging as the first one.
Yes, it's the gameplay you want to be tight and engaging.
It's not like I can have sex with the woman on the screen.
Leave my lame puns alone!
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i am also terrified they'll fuck her up in the sequel. but at least the game will still probably be tons of fun to play
It is not as though she is a rich character with lots of interesting depth they can mess up. The story and characters in the first were atrocious. The gameplay was insane and amazing.
But that atrociousness was blatantly intentional and thoroughly enjoyable. I thought it gave the game that extra icing that really made it that much more fun.
It wasn't bad enough to be enjoyable. It was just a mess.
They needed to push it just a little further to get away from the quality nadir.
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I have ranted about this and how it could of been amazing instead it is an mmo and it makes me sad.
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Checkmate
Actually, that's perfectly reasonable. Valkyria Chronicles is totally worth getting a PS3.
I came very close to doing this a couple of years ago. Couldn't quite make it work, though.
edit: wrong instead of work. Where is my brain?
I had the sequel on my PSP. It was okay. I'm not sure I want to play more.
Holy shit, that screenplay. Holy shit. I have no idea what my favorite part could be. Is it when Liefeld meets Eazy-E? Maybe it's when Todd McFarlane is described as "lean, enigmatic, and compelling."
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I'm going to cut you...
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Nothing beats McFarlane talking about getting slave wages and the Marvel guy pointing out that he got paid over a million dollars. Or anytime McFarlane talks about the plantation.
It is not as though she is a rich character with lots of interesting depth they can mess up. The story and characters in the first were atrocious. The gameplay was insane and amazing.
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The Uncharted franchise, Heavy Rain, and Valkyria Chronicles were pretty much a deciding factor for me. That, and I need a Blueray player anyways.
Yeah, this is basically going "I dunno, man, Episode II wasn't that good so I don't think I'll watch the original trilogy."
(I hated the sequel.)
Time to sacrifice another goat to the dark gods.
I couldn't help it!
Chanus absorbed me into the collective.
Exactly! Also, if the gameplay isn't excessively emergent, resulting in magnificent bugs like this:
then just pack it in
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I like the fact that the Marvel guy says, completely accurately, as they leave: "Only one of them has any talent".
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Hasn't been ruled out. Gonna need new shoes and gel inserts.
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Rob Liefeld wrote a screenplay about his life and Image Comics. It is amazing.
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that is a p good deal.
Edit: It's a woot-off today! Deal is already gone.
Yes, it's the gameplay you want to be tight and engaging.
But that atrociousness was blatantly intentional and thoroughly enjoyable. I thought it gave the game that extra icing that really made it that much more fun.
It's not like I can have sex with the woman on the screen.
That looks like the promo shot for a Gary Numan tribute act.
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Because like, all those questions that a 12 year old asks that are normal? Kind of weird when you're 25!
FTFY
If his underwear had a gun, his penis would still be here.
Leave my lame puns alone!
They needed to push it just a little further to get away from the quality nadir.