have sex with someone else's wife
have sex with someone else's mom
If one person fit both bills, this would be acceptable.
True story, the Future Mrs. Chanus was the wife of a friend from high school, though they were split up before we got together and I haven't actually seen him in about 12 years.
This also ties into TMBG because she hates them because he was a superfan.
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
I love how after I give up and take zero credit for the problem I just wasted hours on, it shows me an explanation of how to do it.
Because yeah, I'm totally going to read that.
I should know by know when I see one of these huge long fuck you questions to just ignore it and lose the point. They are never, ever worth expending any effort on, let alone the massive amount of effort it takes to even have a chance of getting any credit for them.
man I really want to kiss a bunch of girls at the moment.
Society tells me I should be ashamed at not picking one to like the most.
counterargument: traditional monogamy is based on agrarian concepts of owning women for procreation, so you're just a democratically-minded feminist
let it be said that I totally reject society's preconceptions on the matter
society says
I just want to get laid and I'll take whoever let's me put stuff in their stuff
I say
they're all great, can you think of a better way to choose beetween them than "whichever one that stuff happens with is the one I'll want to make keep stuff happening with"?
When I took pre-calc the online homework had tutorials and detailed explanations and videos and all sorts of learning tools so you could get to the point where you could do the problem. This chemistry homework is the opposite. You have to do the problem and then it will show you how to do it (how handy!) If you don't already know how to do it, fuck you. Zero points, son.
When I took pre-calc the online homework had tutorials and detailed explanations and videos and all sorts of learning tools so you could get to the point where you could do the problem. This chemistry homework is the opposite. You have to do the problem and then it will show you how to do it (how handy!) If you don't already know how to do it, fuck you. Zero points, son.
Why the pipe face? Does he have a collection of severed hands?
Nope! His place is actually awesome and his bed is the best bed. I guess my emoticon should be because overall I'm pretty ecstatic about it. We watched three of the best episodes of Doctor Who and talked for like five hours. These are things that girls like.
The dildo bat notwithstanding, people who like Saints Row games are not looking for a GTA game.
I fucking hate GTA games, I love SR.
Here's a clue: this difference has nothing to do with the dildo bat
The problem isn't the dildo bats, the problem is sr3 was too high on the dilo bat to solid gameplay ratio
It was 75% dildo bats, where's my COPS parody and fight club and decent coherent plot? I hope their new home treats them well and we get all of that in SR4
My position will probably always be "people should be forgiven for things they do drunk" otherwise I should be put down as the stupidest motherfucker around
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
If there is an NDA, you can easily circumvent it by starting a blog where you talk about a neat game from "Europe" that you've been playing the "demo" for
and register it under your foolproof alias, Guy Incognito
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True story, the Future Mrs. Chanus was the wife of a friend from high school, though they were split up before we got together and I haven't actually seen him in about 12 years.
This also ties into TMBG because she hates them because he was a superfan.
Society's a dick.
If you're my mom you curse at it for a couple hours then take the computer back to the store and demand they put 7 on it.
counterargument: traditional monogamy is based on agrarian concepts of owning women for procreation, so you're just a democratically-minded feminist
it's just problematic that I haven't met one yet
at 2 weeks I was all 'cool i can just get back into that whole single and intentionally celibate thing that was working really well'
now i'm like 'do i call an ex or dust off the OKCupid account'
Turgid.
I'm slowly putting my OKC profile up. But I don't really care yet.
Because yeah, I'm totally going to read that.
I should know by know when I see one of these huge long fuck you questions to just ignore it and lose the point. They are never, ever worth expending any effort on, let alone the massive amount of effort it takes to even have a chance of getting any credit for them.
let it be said that I totally reject society's preconceptions on the matter
society says
I just want to get laid and I'll take whoever let's me put stuff in their stuff
I say
they're all great, can you think of a better way to choose beetween them than "whichever one that stuff happens with is the one I'll want to make keep stuff happening with"?
just that in addition to hanging out with all these great people I would quite like some sexual stuff to happen with someone
I mean jesus it's been way too long
the closest thing is kissing on of em under the mistletoe before christmas
so yeah
ewwturgid is my handle on there, don't try and steal it
slept :winky:
or
slept :zzz:
Congrats?
Sleep? Nothing...else?
Why the linear face, girl?
Mostly slept :zzz: because I'm terrible.
Oh.
My.
Gawd.
Oooooooooooooooooooooh
(a lá sit com live studio audience)
Be sure to report back
I don't like what this implies, Abdhy!
Why the pipe face? Does he have a collection of severed hands?
I'm drunk so I'm excempt but the rest of ya
does this make you creepy?
I've been saying Good Night to you jerks like a sucker!
Do they call you construction workers in beta, instead of testers? Eh? EH?!
Even though that and admitting you've been accepted probably violate the inevitable NDA you'll have to agree to.
she was drunk and um
mashed my face into her boobs
but being drunk I'm gonna not read too much into it
"Being drunk makes me exempt from bad behaviour"
I'm learning a lot here, Abdhy! Collecting evidence, if you will!
Edit: :bz
No do it. They never enforce those things!
Nope! His place is actually awesome and his bed is the best bed. I guess my emoticon should be
The problem isn't the dildo bats, the problem is sr3 was too high on the dilo bat to solid gameplay ratio
It was 75% dildo bats, where's my COPS parody and fight club and decent coherent plot? I hope their new home treats them well and we get all of that in SR4
and register it under your foolproof alias, Guy Incognito