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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Man, all this sex and I'm not involved.

    Grad school had better be full of sexy single ladies that love people of ambiguous gender.

    And how! :D

    I don't know what this is referring to, but I like the enthusiasm!

    Also neuroscience is within bio which is a ladies' science, so hopefully neuro itself is.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I think I need to care about myself more.

    I don't think "as long as it doesn't hurt anyone but myself it doesn't matter" isn't a healthy viewpoint on all matters

    I mean like, it's useful for like... going to the dentist but yeah

    ain't healthy or conducive to good living

    Nah this attitude is fine until you're like 40.

    And then you'll pay for it when standing up hurts.

    That's my plan.

    the sensation in my right cheekbone is fucked up and occasionally bits of my teeth fall off

    I, um ...

    You win. Jesus, man.
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I think I need to care about myself more.

    I don't think "as long as it doesn't hurt anyone but myself it doesn't matter" isn't a healthy viewpoint on all matters

    I mean like, it's useful for like... going to the dentist but yeah

    ain't healthy or conducive to good living

    Also I'm a firm believer in you seeking out food sources other than the gas station at the end of the road.

    Also stop smoking.

    I make food from scratch all the time!

    My chili is fucking fantastic.

    also yeah yeah I know I should.

    found out that one girl doesn't mind the smell at all so... that might not expedite the quitting process*

    *she may be totally lying and just saying so because she likes me enough to not want to tell me I smell bad

    Does she smoke? If she doesn't smoke, she's being nice. You should quit and say you did it for her, then say "I wish I knew how to quit you."

    In my mind this is a winner.

    Haha this is the cheesiest! :o

  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    jeeps

    what's the cutest Charmed episode you can think of?

  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Man, all this sex and I'm not involved.

    Grad school had better be full of sexy single ladies that love people of ambiguous gender.

    hasn't only one of us gotten ambiguously laid now?

    also

    yeah, probably

    "Ambiguously laid" is the perfect term for what happened. I'm hanging on to that one.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »

    I am pretty sure my depression transcends time and space


    Wolfy please

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    there are no ladies anywhere

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I think I need to care about myself more.

    I don't think "as long as it doesn't hurt anyone but myself it doesn't matter" isn't a healthy viewpoint on all matters

    I mean like, it's useful for like... going to the dentist but yeah

    ain't healthy or conducive to good living

    Also I'm a firm believer in you seeking out food sources other than the gas station at the end of the road.

    Also stop smoking.

    I make food from scratch all the time!

    My chili is fucking fantastic.

    also yeah yeah I know I should.

    found out that one girl doesn't mind the smell at all so... that might not expedite the quitting process*

    *she may be totally lying and just saying so because she likes me enough to not want to tell me I smell bad

    Does she smoke? If she doesn't smoke, she's being nice. You should quit and say you did it for her, then say "I wish I knew how to quit you."

    In my mind this is a winner.

    the problem is that quitting smoking is less likely to entail me being charming and more likely to entail me like, I dunno, saying something incredibly racist to drive her off just to be a bastard.

    Abdhyius on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i haven't had sex in 20 years and life is terrible

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    I suppose the line between Romantic and Fucking Creepo is determined by how much the other person already likes you.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Man, all this sex and I'm not involved.

    Grad school had better be full of sexy single ladies that love people of ambiguous gender.

    hasn't only one of us gotten ambiguously laid now?

    also

    yeah, probably

    Well yeah, "all this sex" really was just once maybe incident.

    But if you say it like that my complaint seems less valid, so I refuse.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Man, all this sex and I'm not involved.

    Grad school had better be full of sexy single ladies that love people of ambiguous gender.

    hasn't only one of us gotten ambiguously laid now?

    also

    yeah, probably

    Well yeah, "all this sex" really was just once maybe incident.

    But if you say it like that my complaint seems less valid, so I refuse.

    Rejecting reality for the sake of your argument, eh?

    I like your style, Shivahn.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    I suppose the line between Romantic and Fucking Creepo is determined by how much the other person already likes you.

    It is.

    Entirely.

    "Take it, you dirty slut" in particular is better said to girlfriends that like that than to people you see on the bus.

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    jeeps

    what's the cutest Charmed episode you can think of?

    Piper and Leo's wedding

    No contest

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I think I need to care about myself more.

    I don't think "as long as it doesn't hurt anyone but myself it doesn't matter" isn't a healthy viewpoint on all matters

    I mean like, it's useful for like... going to the dentist but yeah

    ain't healthy or conducive to good living

    Nah this attitude is fine until you're like 40.

    And then you'll pay for it when standing up hurts.

    That's my plan.

    the sensation in my right cheekbone is fucked up and occasionally bits of my teeth fall off

    I, um ...

    You win. Jesus, man.
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I think I need to care about myself more.

    I don't think "as long as it doesn't hurt anyone but myself it doesn't matter" isn't a healthy viewpoint on all matters

    I mean like, it's useful for like... going to the dentist but yeah

    ain't healthy or conducive to good living

    Also I'm a firm believer in you seeking out food sources other than the gas station at the end of the road.

    Also stop smoking.

    I make food from scratch all the time!

    My chili is fucking fantastic.

    also yeah yeah I know I should.

    found out that one girl doesn't mind the smell at all so... that might not expedite the quitting process*

    *she may be totally lying and just saying so because she likes me enough to not want to tell me I smell bad

    Does she smoke? If she doesn't smoke, she's being nice. You should quit and say you did it for her, then say "I wish I knew how to quit you."

    In my mind this is a winner.

    Haha this is the cheesiest! :o

    just... don't break your fall with your face.

    except do, because it's pretty easy to fix.

    um


    don't fall out of windows.

    ftOqU21.png
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I think I need to care about myself more.

    I don't think "as long as it doesn't hurt anyone but myself it doesn't matter" isn't a healthy viewpoint on all matters

    I mean like, it's useful for like... going to the dentist but yeah

    ain't healthy or conducive to good living

    Also I'm a firm believer in you seeking out food sources other than the gas station at the end of the road.

    Also stop smoking.

    I make food from scratch all the time!

    My chili is fucking fantastic.

    also yeah yeah I know I should.

    found out that one girl doesn't mind the smell at all so... that might not expedite the quitting process*

    *she may be totally lying and just saying so because she likes me enough to not want to tell me I smell bad

    Does she smoke? If she doesn't smoke, she's being nice. You should quit and say you did it for her, then say "I wish I knew how to quit you."

    In my mind this is a winner.

    the problem is that quitting smoking is less likely to entail me being charming and more likely to entail me like, I dunno, saying something incredibly racist to drive her off just to be a bastard.

    But you just said you were going to stop being self-destructive. You dirty hypocrite.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I think I need to care about myself more.

    I don't think "as long as it doesn't hurt anyone but myself it doesn't matter" isn't a healthy viewpoint on all matters

    I mean like, it's useful for like... going to the dentist but yeah

    ain't healthy or conducive to good living

    Also I'm a firm believer in you seeking out food sources other than the gas station at the end of the road.

    Also stop smoking.

    I make food from scratch all the time!

    My chili is fucking fantastic.

    also yeah yeah I know I should.

    found out that one girl doesn't mind the smell at all so... that might not expedite the quitting process*

    *she may be totally lying and just saying so because she likes me enough to not want to tell me I smell bad

    Does she smoke? If she doesn't smoke, she's being nice. You should quit and say you did it for her, then say "I wish I knew how to quit you."

    In my mind this is a winner.

    the problem is that quitting smoking is less likely to entail me being charming and more likely to entail me like, I dunno, saying something incredibly racist to drive her off just to be a bastard.

    But you just said you were going to stop being self-destructive. You dirty hypocrite.

    Smoking improves me as a person, in the short term atleast

    EDIT: fuck off, geth, nicotine doesn't even affect you!

    Abdhyius on
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i haven't had sex in 20 years and life is terrible

    I think you misspelled "hours" there, chief

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    there are no ladies anywhere

    @Ravenhpltc24
    @Shivahn

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Man, all this sex and I'm not involved.

    Grad school had better be full of sexy single ladies that love people of ambiguous gender.

    hasn't only one of us gotten ambiguously laid now?

    also

    yeah, probably

    Well yeah, "all this sex" really was just once maybe incident.

    But if you say it like that my complaint seems less valid, so I refuse.

    Rejecting reality for the sake of your argument, eh?

    I like your style, Shivahn.

    ...doggy style?

    Also I am alarmingly bad at rejecting anything. So I'm practicing on reality.

  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I think I need to care about myself more.

    I don't think "as long as it doesn't hurt anyone but myself it doesn't matter" isn't a healthy viewpoint on all matters

    I mean like, it's useful for like... going to the dentist but yeah

    ain't healthy or conducive to good living

    Also I'm a firm believer in you seeking out food sources other than the gas station at the end of the road.

    Also stop smoking.

    I make food from scratch all the time!

    My chili is fucking fantastic.

    also yeah yeah I know I should.

    found out that one girl doesn't mind the smell at all so... that might not expedite the quitting process*

    *she may be totally lying and just saying so because she likes me enough to not want to tell me I smell bad

    Does she smoke? If she doesn't smoke, she's being nice. You should quit and say you did it for her, then say "I wish I knew how to quit you."

    In my mind this is a winner.

    the problem is that quitting smoking is less likely to entail me being charming and more likely to entail me like, I dunno, saying something incredibly racist to drive her off just to be a bastard.

    But you just said you were going to stop being self-destructive. You dirty hypocrite.

    Smoking improves me as a person, in the short term atleast.

    Eh, as long as you quit before 40 apparently you might not die.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I think I need to care about myself more.

    I don't think "as long as it doesn't hurt anyone but myself it doesn't matter" isn't a healthy viewpoint on all matters

    I mean like, it's useful for like... going to the dentist but yeah

    ain't healthy or conducive to good living

    Nah this attitude is fine until you're like 40.

    And then you'll pay for it when standing up hurts.

    That's my plan.

    the sensation in my right cheekbone is fucked up and occasionally bits of my teeth fall off

    I, um ...

    You win. Jesus, man.
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I think I need to care about myself more.

    I don't think "as long as it doesn't hurt anyone but myself it doesn't matter" isn't a healthy viewpoint on all matters

    I mean like, it's useful for like... going to the dentist but yeah

    ain't healthy or conducive to good living

    Also I'm a firm believer in you seeking out food sources other than the gas station at the end of the road.

    Also stop smoking.

    I make food from scratch all the time!

    My chili is fucking fantastic.

    also yeah yeah I know I should.

    found out that one girl doesn't mind the smell at all so... that might not expedite the quitting process*

    *she may be totally lying and just saying so because she likes me enough to not want to tell me I smell bad

    Does she smoke? If she doesn't smoke, she's being nice. You should quit and say you did it for her, then say "I wish I knew how to quit you."

    In my mind this is a winner.

    Haha this is the cheesiest! :o

    just... don't break your fall with your face.

    except do, because it's pretty easy to fix.

    um


    don't fall out of windows.

    My longest fall I broke my fall with my knee.

    Which is behaviour I also don't encourage.

    Watch your step around empty pools you're in the process of removing, kids!

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i haven't had sex in 20 years and life is terrible

    I think you misspelled "hours" there, chief

    pshaw i wish

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I think I need to care about myself more.

    I don't think "as long as it doesn't hurt anyone but myself it doesn't matter" isn't a healthy viewpoint on all matters

    I mean like, it's useful for like... going to the dentist but yeah

    ain't healthy or conducive to good living

    Also I'm a firm believer in you seeking out food sources other than the gas station at the end of the road.

    Also stop smoking.

    I make food from scratch all the time!

    My chili is fucking fantastic.

    also yeah yeah I know I should.

    found out that one girl doesn't mind the smell at all so... that might not expedite the quitting process*

    *she may be totally lying and just saying so because she likes me enough to not want to tell me I smell bad

    Does she smoke? If she doesn't smoke, she's being nice. You should quit and say you did it for her, then say "I wish I knew how to quit you."

    In my mind this is a winner.

    the problem is that quitting smoking is less likely to entail me being charming and more likely to entail me like, I dunno, saying something incredibly racist to drive her off just to be a bastard.

    But you just said you were going to stop being self-destructive. You dirty hypocrite.

    Smoking improves me as a person, in the short term atleast.

    Eh, as long as you quit before 40 apparently you might not die.

    Like, ever.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Man, all this sex and I'm not involved.

    Grad school had better be full of sexy single ladies that love people of ambiguous gender.

    hasn't only one of us gotten ambiguously laid now?

    also

    yeah, probably

    Well yeah, "all this sex" really was just once maybe incident.

    But if you say it like that my complaint seems less valid, so I refuse.

    Rejecting reality for the sake of your argument, eh?

    I like your style, Shivahn.

    ...doggy style?

    Also I am alarmingly bad at rejecting anything. So I'm practicing on reality.

    Already have this in my clipboard, so

    1354029598924.jpg

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    there are no ladies anywhere

    Ravenhpltc24
    Shivahn

    Raven is pseudotaken and I don't like men!

    Sorry Elendil, you're doomed to die alone!

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    actually I really should quit smoking.

    Or, I should cut down. Which is a better plan than quitting, because when you cave and have a cigarette, you're like

    oh well still cutting down

    instead of like FUCK IT I DIDN'T MANAGE TO QUIT LETS SMOKE TWENTY IN A ROOOOOOW

    ftOqU21.png
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    there are no ladies anywhere

    Ravenhpltc24
    Shivahn

    Raven is pseudotaken and I don't like men!

    Sorry Elendil, you're doomed to die alone!

    Don't forget me, I am also doomed to that fate

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    "Display driver has stopped responding and has recovered"

    Fuuuuuuck

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Man, all this sex and I'm not involved.

    Grad school had better be full of sexy single ladies that love people of ambiguous gender.

    hasn't only one of us gotten ambiguously laid now?

    also

    yeah, probably

    Well yeah, "all this sex" really was just once maybe incident.

    But if you say it like that my complaint seems less valid, so I refuse.

    Rejecting reality for the sake of your argument, eh?

    I like your style, Shivahn.

    ...doggy style?

    Also I am alarmingly bad at rejecting anything. So I'm practicing on reality.

    Already have this in my clipboard, so

    1354029598924.jpg

    Nah I'm just kidding.

    My style being doggy style would imply that I am not a master of all styles, from crane to snake.

  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    yay for Grams

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    also

    cool benefit of smoking: I find out if a girl is willing to put up with the smell of cigarette-me very close by and say the smell is nice!

    ftOqU21.png
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    there are no ladies anywhere

    Ravenhpltc24
    Shivahn

    Raven is pseudotaken and I don't like men!

    Sorry Elendil, you're doomed to die alone!

    Don't forget me, I am also doomed to that fate

    ...
    ...
    ... @elendil

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    there are no ladies anywhere

    Ravenhpltc24
    Shivahn

    Raven is pseudotaken and I don't like men!

    Sorry Elendil, you're doomed to die alone!

    Don't forget me, I am also doomed to that fate

    Nah you're gonna meet a pretty Japanese girl and get married and die together at the age of eighty.

  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    actually I really should quit smoking.

    Or, I should cut down. Which is a better plan than quitting, because when you cave and have a cigarette, you're like

    oh well still cutting down

    instead of like FUCK IT I DIDN'T MANAGE TO QUIT LETS SMOKE TWENTY IN A ROOOOOOW

    Yeah, that's a really good idea. Treat it like dieting. You don't just stop eating... without eventually binging and then throwing up and then crying.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Geth is a fan of Charmed

    and of Grandmother Halliwell.

    This is acceptable.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    "Display driver has stopped responding and has recovered"

    Fuuuuuuck

    and has recovered

    Problem solved!
    Shivahn wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Man, all this sex and I'm not involved.

    Grad school had better be full of sexy single ladies that love people of ambiguous gender.

    hasn't only one of us gotten ambiguously laid now?

    also

    yeah, probably

    Well yeah, "all this sex" really was just once maybe incident.

    But if you say it like that my complaint seems less valid, so I refuse.

    Rejecting reality for the sake of your argument, eh?

    I like your style, Shivahn.

    ...doggy style?

    Also I am alarmingly bad at rejecting anything. So I'm practicing on reality.

    Already have this in my clipboard, so

    1354029598924.jpg

    Nah I'm just kidding.

    My style being doggy style would imply that I am not a master of all styles, from crane to snake.

    I have so much to learn.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I'll take simon and elendil under my wing

    by which I mean into my harem

    get in there, guys

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    actually I really should quit smoking.

    Or, I should cut down. Which is a better plan than quitting, because when you cave and have a cigarette, you're like

    oh well still cutting down

    instead of like FUCK IT I DIDN'T MANAGE TO QUIT LETS SMOKE TWENTY IN A ROOOOOOW

    Yeah, that's a really good idea. Treat it like dieting. You don't just stop eating... without eventually binging and then throwing up and then crying.

    I've never dieted ever

    ftOqU21.png
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    yay for Grams

    The real question though is "what is the saddest Charmed?" Because there are a lot of competitors.

    I would personally have to say, Chris dying

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuTJHZIYwZI

    Although you could argue that he didn't die, because the future was changed but... That Chris died. It was distressing.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    My style being doggy style would imply that I am not a master of all styles, from crane to snake.

    Like a snake moving along a tree branch, sexual snake style means you can control the direction of your penis at will, right? Perhaps stick out a small, hidden tongue to smell the air?

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