the only reason I did better at running than my general shape would suggest is that I'm good at getting distracted from what I am doing, which includes being in pain
Seriously, I am the last person you should be learning from.
I've had sex with one person. Like thirty or forty times probably. We were long distance so we only met a few times a year for a few days.
You can do the math if you want.
Also seriously, the only real thing that I learned is that if you experiment you both might find new things you like. That's the worst advice ever. It's "keep an open mind" with respect to boning.
+1
BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
My style being doggy style would imply that I am not a master of all styles, from crane to snake.
Like a snake moving along a tree branch, sexual snake style means you can control the direction of your penis at will, right? Perhaps stick out a small, hidden tongue to smell the air?
I wish, it really just means if I'm not careful I'll accidentally bite someone in the vagina with my penile fangs.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
Nah you're gonna meet a pretty Japanese girl and get married and die together at the age of eighty.
Christ, I wish, I haven't met any available women here at all
or, you know, for the past half decade
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH I go through five year single periods too, I don't think it's a poor reflection on either of us.
It's everyone else not even looking at us because we're so glorious they have to cover their eyes, lest they be blinded.
I'm not claiming to be the only person in the world who goes through multiple years of dry spells (though for reference I'm currently on five years of zero anything, dates, smooches, etc)
It's just that it is hard not to look at the fact that nobody has found me attractive since I was 19 and not think it might just be a reflection of my inherent self
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Element BrianPeanut Butter ShillRegistered Userregular
Seriously, I am the last person you should be learning from.
I've had sex with one person. Like thirty or forty times probably. We were long distance so we only met a few times a year for a few days.
You can do the math if you want.
Also seriously, the only real thing that I learned is that if you experiment you both might find new things you like. That's the worst advice ever. It's "keep an open mind" with respect to boning.
I've had sex with 3 or 4 people.
But I've never been in any kind of real long-term relationship.
I feel the lack of the latter much more over the former.
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
Nah you're gonna meet a pretty Japanese girl and get married and die together at the age of eighty.
Christ, I wish, I haven't met any available women here at all
or, you know, for the past half decade
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH I go through five year single periods too, I don't think it's a poor reflection on either of us.
It's everyone else not even looking at us because we're so glorious they have to cover their eyes, lest they be blinded.
I'm not claiming to be the only person in the world who goes through multiple years of dry spells (though for reference I'm currently on five years of zero anything, dates, smooches, etc)
It's just that it is hard not to look at the fact that nobody has found me attractive since I was 19 and not think it might just be a reflection of my inherent self
I reject at least part of this premise!
Mostly the part that there's such thing as the inherent self.
We gon' talk about the concept of self, I'ma step into the arena.
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
Nah you're gonna meet a pretty Japanese girl and get married and die together at the age of eighty.
Christ, I wish, I haven't met any available women here at all
or, you know, for the past half decade
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH I go through five year single periods too, I don't think it's a poor reflection on either of us.
It's everyone else not even looking at us because we're so glorious they have to cover their eyes, lest they be blinded.
I'm not claiming to be the only person in the world who goes through multiple years of dry spells (though for reference I'm currently on five years of zero anything, dates, smooches, etc)
It's just that it is hard not to look at the fact that nobody has found me attractive since I was 19 and not think it might just be a reflection of my inherent self
I don't really know you, but I know in my case people thought I was attractive and I didn't notice.
Anyway, this isn't one of those things I can just talk away but seriously, lack of people finding someone attractive always means they're around the wrong people, not that there's something wrong with them.
Man I am giving the most useless platitudes. They really are true though.
Posts
right, but I'm a terrible mood and want to watch something cute and charming.
Christ, I wish, I haven't met any available women here at all
or, you know, for the past half decade
Well shit then uh, don't watch that clip!
the only reason I did better at running than my general shape would suggest is that I'm good at getting distracted from what I am doing, which includes being in pain
but like
I am a slut in all things.
Random? Triggered by? Mod behind the curtain cackling?
hello!
EDIT: IT WASN'T ME
Seriously, I am the last person you should be learning from.
I've had sex with one person. Like thirty or forty times probably. We were long distance so we only met a few times a year for a few days.
You can do the math if you want.
Also seriously, the only real thing that I learned is that if you experiment you both might find new things you like. That's the worst advice ever. It's "keep an open mind" with respect to boning.
Solving problems everyday.
I wish, it really just means if I'm not careful I'll accidentally bite someone in the vagina with my penile fangs.
IcyLiquid doesn't even know for sure, apparently.
I'll have you know this is a very effective form of dieting.
I call it the "Get thin or die" Diet.
One of those two results guaranteed!
I am the son
and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
... what. Why are there no lyrics
edit: fuck licensing issues
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH I go through five year single periods too, I don't think it's a poor reflection on either of us.
It's everyone else not even looking at us because we're so glorious they have to cover their eyes, lest they be blinded.
Florida?
that is not only recommended it's mandatory
TheNomadicCircle
what... what if you just get fat instead
what is the timeframe on that guarantee
It's dumb.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aADfNCZMIO0
yup!
To his credit, dude was pretty fit.
Wait that was the crazy fellow that attended York that Cass and I met, right?
You can redeem it for all my monies if it doesn't work after 100 years.
I'm not claiming to be the only person in the world who goes through multiple years of dry spells (though for reference I'm currently on five years of zero anything, dates, smooches, etc)
It's just that it is hard not to look at the fact that nobody has found me attractive since I was 19 and not think it might just be a reflection of my inherent self
i hate myself does that count
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
like really happy
was making a cup of coffee that amazed me with it's goodness and standing with that cup in the window, looking at the driving snow
if you need more then bitch you're asking too much
Wee wee, monsyuer.
If you can trick yourself into having a positive outlook it can help. But I recognize that's pretty much useless advice.
Chanus, don your Chandler dialogue and trench coat and let's solve this mystery.
Gumshoe style (or we can just start our own pop music video)
makin' bacon pancakes
take some bacon and i'll put it in a pancake
bacon pancakes
that's what it's gonna make
bacon pancaaaaaaake
I've had sex with 3 or 4 people.
But I've never been in any kind of real long-term relationship.
I feel the lack of the latter much more over the former.
WHY ARE YOU RUBBING IT IN
I reject at least part of this premise!
Mostly the part that there's such thing as the inherent self.
We gon' talk about the concept of self, I'ma step into the arena.
I don't really know you, but I know in my case people thought I was attractive and I didn't notice.
Anyway, this isn't one of those things I can just talk away but seriously, lack of people finding someone attractive always means they're around the wrong people, not that there's something wrong with them.
Man I am giving the most useless platitudes. They really are true though.
You sir
You know what life's about.
Surprisingly normal dude in person.
Though we didn't spend enough time with him to really probe into his madness.