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[mini-phalla] Trouble aboard the SS Phallatomic! - Village and Langly Victory

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    WHO SUMMONS ME

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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    Your mother was the worst parody ever.

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    I intend to murder all of you for summoning me.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Summon summon summon

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    @allthephallaplayers = Worst Single Ladies parody EVER!

    I actually wondered as I was typing it, "Who's gonna make the first Single Ladies joke?"

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  • blahmcblahblahmcblah I never drink... wine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    If you liked it then you should've put a (social) link on it.


    (sorry)

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I̱̖̤̺̝̖͛͌̽̔̾͟ ̮͕̾͂Ẅ̩́ͥͦͭ̋I̧͍̲̺̮ͥ͆L̺̭̯̳͈͚ͭ̇̊L̮̗͙̬̰̥͒̊ͪ̂ͨ̊͜ ͋ͬ̈ͤ̈ͅȘ̵̤̤̘̰͓̙̇̐̓Ḧ̞̩̜̻̤̣́͆ͬ́ͯ̌O͕̰̞̣W̮̟̳͕̦̿̌ͫ͑̀ ̴̘̠̋̽ͣͬͮͅŸ̦͍͍̹̹̮̿̂̋͡Ơ̮͎͙̜̣̪͇̑U̘͇̳̫ͤ͡ ͍͔̊̅̃ͮ̈́͟Y̸̗̗̫Õ̪̥̹̺͕U̧R̷̞̘͙͔ ̢̖͓̥̘̤̫͕̽ͨ̅O̤̥̳͚̫̯̿͛̊Ẃͫ̓ͥ͛̄̓͏̰N͇͇̯̖̘̭ͣ̾ͫ͐̑ͩ͗ ̓͂̈́̉̆ͨ̎͏̱̰͍͈H̞̥̣̻̞̅̏͑ͨ̾̇͑Eͣͦ͘A̶̞̥̮̫͉̠ͥ̋̍̄R̗̣T͔͙͎̰͖̠ͭͥ͗̊͊͑̑

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  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    I can play if needed, but I prefer to let the dead have the first crack at signups when I'm still playing in a main.

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Probably the final reminder: send in your name if you haven't already.
    I promise any name I have to give someone will be neither witty or desirable.

  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    Can we send in name suggestions for the nameless losers?

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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Can we send in name suggestions for the nameless losers?

    That seems almost merciful, but I guess I'll allow it.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Notta Seertest
    Poop VanDerButt
    Hugh Jass
    Ensign Chuwero

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    Redshirt Q Brokenairlockfixerson

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    First Tu'Dye
    Obi Juan
    Jorge Lucas's
    Filbert Skidmark

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Bed L. Am
    HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED IN SPACE

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  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    !signup

    If a movement doesn't have someone that can sit down opposite those in a position of power and strike a deal, how can that movement achieve success?
  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    I'm dead now, so I guess I can play in good faith.

  • MillMill Registered User regular
    Yay, we can get this ship wreck started! =P

  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    I leave 93% of the ship vented to space.

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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Infidel wrote: »
    I leave 93% of the ship vented to space.

    Clarification Denied

    I'll get this started as soon as I get back to my computer.

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Cuba Gooding III

  • KaplarKaplar Registered User regular
    Reserve up

    I hope to kill you all.

    Especially you.

  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Role and Status PMs going out shortly.
    Last chance to get PM me a name, if you haven't already.

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Role and Status PMs are going out now.
    Please do not discuss the game until I post the opening narration.

    Those who have not yet submitted names have been assigned ones from those suggested both privately and in the thread. Pity them.

    Gandalf_the_Crazed
  • BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    edited January 2013
  • BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    Why, hello there Geth

  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    Spaaaaace is the place!

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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Hour 1 - A Space Oddity

    The SS Phallatomic hurtled through space towards its objective.
    A voice came over the intercom. "Captain. We are approaching the anomaly. The source appears to be located in an asteroid field."

    "Have the science team in the lab started analysis?"

    "Yes Captain. The signal may be an encoded message. But the source of the signal... I heard some of the labcoats talking. The energy readings they're getting off of it, they've never seen anything like it."
    "They suggested we bring the ship as close to the anomaly as possible."

    "Hmm. How dense is the asteroid field?"

    "Extremely dense sir. And it seems recently disrupted too. It'll be a real mess if we go in there."

    "The ship can handle it. Set the final warp coordinates as close to the anomaly as possible."


    Minutes later, the SS Phallatomic pulled out of warp. That very instant, everything went wrong.

    "What the hell do these flashing lights mean!?"

    "Sir! Shields are down!"

    "How is that possible!?"

    "We were hit with a blast of extremely high energy charged particles, it had to have come from the anomaly!"

    "Engage warp drive! Sublight thrusters at maximum powe- - -!!!"

    *CRASH*

    "Warp drive is disabled! We've been hit by one of the asteroids! There are more of them than we thought!"

    "We still have the sublight thrusters?"

    "Yes Sir!"

    "Engage autopilot! Evasive mode! Send out an SOS!"

    "Sir! the FTL transmitter is down!"

    "What!?!"

    "It appears to have been sabotaged!"

    "Sir! Science team reporting in! We've detected some strange energy readings inside the ship!"

    *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *POP*

    "Sir! Lights are exploding all over the ship! Even most of the emergency lighting is down!"

    "Sir!"

    "Captain! We need a plan!"

    "Captain!?"

    Captain Stanley - Found dead, no apparent cause.

    The ship's lighting has been permanently disabled!
    The ship's emergency lighting is permanently damaged!
    The FTL transmitter has been sabotaged!
    The warp drive has been disabled by damage from an asteroid!


    Day 1 has begun. Please vote for someone to die in Bold Red

    Day 1 ends at 11pm MST Saturday (1am EST Sunday)

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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    All PMs should be out.
    Everyone should have received, at the minimum, one role PM and one status PM.
    If you are missing either, let me know.

  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Quick everyone, kill Bedlam before he dooms us all!

    ...wait, Bedlam isn't here. Okay. Well. How about...Infidel

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    Current player count in each location:

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  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    The Anomalous

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  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    Anomialous

    (See what I did there? :P)

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    So, err, who sabotaged the stuff? Maybe if you come forward and air your grievances in the thread we could have a frank exchange of views and come to some sort of a compromise solution wherein everyone feels validated, and...

    *flips the safety of his weapon so SCORCH*

    Seriously, though: I know that we all have these sidearms and so on, but with no knowledge of who's in your zone (and presumably a distinct inability to fire into adjacent zones) we're hopefully going to be able to keep the green vs green violence to a minimum. Unless one of the attack options is spray and pray.

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Yessss

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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    I think Geth is onto something.

    BradicusMaximus.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I sure wish I were alive in the other Phallas, or that people were awake here talking
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    Seriously, though: I know that we all have these sidearms and so on, but with no knowledge of who's in your zone (and presumably a distinct inability to fire into adjacent zones) we're hopefully going to be able to keep the green vs green violence to a minimum. Unless one of the attack options is spray and pray.

    Let me emphasize this. If you try to attack someone tonight, you are being incredibly silly

    Remember, you don't know who is in your zone, and if you try to attack an invalid target, your attack just goes off randomly (which is clearly not ideal). Even if someone tells you where they are, if you are wanting to attack them that means you clearly don't trust them, so you shouldn't trust that their info is legit.

    So don't attack.

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  • MegaMekMegaMek Girls like girls. Registered User regular
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    So, err, who sabotaged the stuff? Maybe if you come forward and air your grievances in the thread we could have a frank exchange of views and come to some sort of a compromise solution wherein everyone feels validated, and...

    Sounds like someone is trying to shirk the blame.

    Grimmy

    I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny.
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