I'm on a steady diet of eastern european porn and sometimes I just look at myself, leering at women in bad haircuts and slightly differing facial structures and I weep
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I'm a firm believer that any topic is fair game for standup comedy
there can definitely be funny rape jokes
pointing at someone and joking at the idea of it happening to them isn't funny
it wouldn't be funny with a lot of other topics, either
I'd agree, but I also think that if your thing is shock humour, then I have limited sympathy when a person or people think you're a dick because of something you said.
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beat saints row 3 and far cry 3. Trying to decide what to tackle next. Really want to go back to TSW, but I just have a little too much stress in my life right now to get too caught up in an MMO so I have that on hold.
skip only dates the ladies with 34-24-40 measurements
basically he only dates nicki minaj
it is a sad life
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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You can be a feminist and comment on someone's looks. The two are not antithesis. Jesus. It's not like anyone is saying "Oh God they're hideous and therefore worthless as a person."
A. They're not Hideous.
B. The worthlessness comes from being Irish.
The girl on the right looks like she's wearing a russian gangster's tracksuit
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
A residence in Chino Hills, Calif., is suspected of operating as a maternity hotel, where expectant Chinese mothers can allegedly pay thousands of dollars to give birth so that their children qualify as American citizens ... "These women are coming to the United States under false pretenses," Kelly Good, a resident, told the news outlet. "They are pregnant and their goal is to have a baby here in the United States so that the child can be a United States citizen."
...According to the San Jose Mercury news, Chino Hills Mayor Art Bennett has said that city officials have issued a cease-and-desist order based on code violations, rather than the maternity operation.
Chino Hills is a part of Los Angeles, which is a sanctuary city. While the Chinese tourists did not come here illegally, it would seem LA wants to keep its immigrant-friendly reputation intact.
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Nicki Minaj should be an inspiration to a lot of girls.
You can be hideous without makeup
over the hill
unable to sing
and if you market yourself right, still be famous.
(Actually, gonna put it on front street, Minaj is a great fucking rapper. It's...everything else.)
You can be a feminist and comment on someone's looks. The two are not antithesis. Jesus. It's not like anyone is saying "Oh God they're hideous and therefore worthless as a person."
A. They're not Hideous.
B. The worthlessness comes from being Irish.
P sure they're not Irish, or at least not of Irish descent.
Being Irish means that
A) You're going to look kind of weird. Maybe because your mom suckled you on guinness as an infant, I don't know, it's not for me to judge! Your accent is going to sound amazing and therefore nobody will care
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
You can be a feminist and comment on someone's looks. The two are not antithesis. Jesus. It's not like anyone is saying "Oh God they're hideous and therefore worthless as a person."
A. They're not Hideous.
B. The worthlessness comes from being Irish.
P sure they're not Irish, or at least not of Irish descent.
since i male gazed skippy hard, for like a solid twenty seconds, when i first met him (he was standing at the side of the road, i rolled in real slow, windows tinted, two pairs of sunglasses on, cholo lean on full blast) i can guess at his measurements
44L, maybe 36 waist, a solid three fiddy
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
So this song on Glee is really controversial because apparently it rips off Jonathan Coulton's cover of Baby Got Back. Edit: He also wrote "Still Alive" from Portal. That was the source of my confusion.
I started watching it... and it's one of the worst things I've ever seen.
You can be a feminist and comment on someone's looks. The two are not antithesis. Jesus. It's not like anyone is saying "Oh God they're hideous and therefore worthless as a person."
A. They're not Hideous.
B. The worthlessness comes from being Irish.
P sure they're not Irish, or at least not of Irish descent.
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it tends to not look good. I have no idea why it's popular.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
after i get back from my meeting, you despair hound
oh i guess i thought you did already
I'M TOO ANXIOUS
natch
I'd agree, but I also think that if your thing is shock humour, then I have limited sympathy when a person or people think you're a dick because of something you said.
chu and i were discussing this irony
also i finally found out what "natch" means. before i thought it was something old-timey people like jacob and feral said, like "saloon" or whatever
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
i have honestly admitted all of my backslides! confessed my heinousness!
join me brother
it's cathartic
(no it's not you cry yourself to sleep)
On the black screen
look, even a sexist clock is right twice a day. it's not my fault andrea dworkin was ugly, fuzzy!
basically he only dates nicki minaj
it is a sad life
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
A. They're not Hideous.
B. The worthlessness comes from being Irish.
babby 8 months old, now i weigh 225
fuck this reproductive earth
haha yeah i was just watching the sopranos the other day and that's the first thing i thought when i saw her
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/03/maternity-hotel-chino-hills-california-chinese-women-birth_n_2231596.html
Chino Hills is a part of Los Angeles, which is a sanctuary city. While the Chinese tourists did not come here illegally, it would seem LA wants to keep its immigrant-friendly reputation intact.
You can be hideous without makeup
over the hill
unable to sing
and if you market yourself right, still be famous.
(Actually, gonna put it on front street, Minaj is a great fucking rapper. It's...everything else.)
P sure they're not Irish, or at least not of Irish descent.
A) You're going to look kind of weird. Maybe because your mom suckled you on guinness as an infant, I don't know, it's not for me to judge!
Your accent is going to sound amazing and therefore nobody will care
I keep tellin ya, when that little critter starts walking you'll be shedding pounds as fast as you can chase him.
Oh, Tav. 8->
44L, maybe 36 waist, a solid three fiddy
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
As in, the kind that a bard says lies within.
I started watching it... and it's one of the worst things I've ever seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TMmBPF0vljM#!
serves you right for being a breeder
I think it's a complication or a catch. The proverbial devil that is said to reside within the details.
It rips off his cover of Baby Got Back.
It, uh, doesn't sound anything like Still Alive!
like, rick james rich
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
i hate to encourage this sort of business behaviour
but these amazon recommendations actually have a lot of stuff i want to buy
Wow, this is what everyone got up in arms over?
It's terrible. This is the Jonathan Coulton version?
He should be ashamed of his shitty cover.
a whistle fan
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin