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The [chat] About Sad Silent Types Wearing Porkpie Hats

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I'm also 164 lbs

    i just have these huge middle fingers is all

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    What happens if you @Geth

    ?

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Damn tav, you lost 55 pounds? Good work.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Update: I am actually closer to sixty kg now o_O

    61, in fact, according to latest weighing. I blame winter.

    jeez that is light

    how tall are you?

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited January 2013
    177cm

    ronya on
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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    What happens if you Geth

    ?

    I assume it's like Candlejack and I'll miss you

    Oh brilliant
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    1.77cm

    Jesus christ, you slob.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    edited January 2013
    I weigh something like 275-80 pounds, I'm not sure the exact figure, and am six even.

    AManFromEarth on
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    so geth stalks people and shit if they're repeat offenders or what?

    its advanced heuristics allow it to preemptively identify malcontents, litterers, and no-goodniks
    Geth can fucking suck it. If he goes pre-emptive on me, I'll just go Robert Kennedy on that motherfucker.

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    tom thumb, that's who I am

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    what's funny (to me) is that I am both youngest and tallest in my crop of cousins, on both sides of my family tree

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    What happens if you Geth

    ?

    I assume it's like Candlejack and I'll miss you
    oh god

    now everyone will make Candlejack jok

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i'm pretty sure i'm the biggest one here

    penis-wise, i mean

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Just a heads up, guys... like if you're at work or grandma is sitting next to you.

    If you Google "m to f", "Meters to Feet" isn't necessarily the bulk of search results.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I totally see why this never made it to air, but it has its moments:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDcKP5pBQE

    With that intro text, I was expecting the Law and Order theme song to play.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Just a heads up, guys... like if you're at work or grandma is sitting next to you.

    If you Google "m to f", "Meters to Feet" isn't necessarily the bulk of search results.

    chanus avfacing

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Update: I am actually closer to sixty kg now o_O

    61, in fact, according to latest weighing. I blame winter.

    You are doing it wrong, should be heavy in winter not to die of cold.

    Blubber insulation for all!

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    we need to fatten you up ronya

    get you some off the premium dog food

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    so geth stalks people and shit if they're repeat offenders or what?

    its advanced heuristics allow it to preemptively identify malcontents, litterers, and no-goodniks
    Geth can fucking suck it. If he goes pre-emptive on me, I'll just go Robert Kennedy on that motherfucker.

    You're going to get shot at a convention?

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    watching stephen fry in america

    he's got on a witch's hat

    this is delightful

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Elendil wrote: »
    i'm pretty sure i'm the biggest one here

    penis-wise, i mean

    Nope.

    Me.

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Damn tav, you lost 55 pounds? Good work.

    I wanna lose like, another 100

    I should probably start calorie counting or something

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i'm pretty sure i'm the biggest one here

    penis-wise, i mean

    wait


    you're a man?



    i swear i've seen you talk about periods

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    i'm pretty sure i'm the biggest one here

    penis-wise, i mean

    Nope.

    Me.

    #horsejoke

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    Just a heads up, guys... like if you're at work or grandma is sitting next to you.

    If you Google "m to f", "Meters to Feet" isn't necessarily the bulk of search results.

    Hahahaha.

    I could've told you what would happen.

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    I don't know how elendil-elldren manages to be worse than rust-rent, but it is.

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Kind of reminds me of a time a customer called looking for something we didn't carry:

    Me: Oh, we don't carry those. You might try Dick's Sporting Goods.

    Lady: Thank you. Is that just Dicks.com, do you know?

    Me: ... Yes, I think so.

    Awful person.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Damn tav, you lost 55 pounds? Good work.

    I wanna lose like, another 100

    I should probably start calorie counting or something

    Only if you're willing to make that a permanent part of your lifestyle.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    i'm pretty sure i'm the biggest one here

    penis-wise, i mean

    wait


    you're a man?



    i swear i've seen you talk about periods
    i do love punctuation

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i once banged my knee on my own donger

    it hurt (my knee, my donger is basically indestructible)

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Damn tav, you lost 55 pounds? Good work.

    I wanna lose like, another 100

    I should probably start calorie counting or something

    Only if you're willing to make that a permanent part of your lifestyle.

    just long enough to trick someone into loving me

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Kind of reminds me of a time a customer called looking for something we didn't carry:

    Me: Oh, we don't carry those. You might try Dick's Sporting Goods.

    Lady: Thank you. Is that just Dicks.com, do you know?

    Me: ... Yes, I think so.

    Awful person.

    Sadly, dicks.com actually does redirect to the Dick's Sporting Goods homepage.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Super-classy move, Boy Scouts, Catholics, Mormons, et al.

    I wish that troop would have just said "fine, fuck off" to the national group, and continued on as if nothing were different.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Kind of reminds me of a time a customer called looking for something we didn't carry:

    Me: Oh, we don't carry those. You might try Dick's Sporting Goods.

    Lady: Thank you. Is that just Dicks.com, do you know?

    Me: ... Yes, I think so.

    Awful person.

    Sadly, dicks.com actually does redirect to the Dick's Sporting Goods homepage.

    Awww. It didn't used to. They must have spent some money.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    so geth stalks people and shit if they're repeat offenders or what?

    its advanced heuristics allow it to preemptively identify malcontents, litterers, and no-goodniks
    Geth can fucking suck it. If he goes pre-emptive on me, I'll just go Robert Kennedy on that motherfucker.

    You're going to get shot at a convention?
    :bz

    No, he told off a cop one time who had arrested people who hadn't done anything wrong.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Capers are delicious.

    My family is judging me for eating them.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Super-classy move, Boy Scouts, Catholics, Mormons, et al.

    I wish that troop would have just said "fine, fuck off" to the national group, and continued on as if nothing were different.

    Man, fuck the Boy Scouts.

    Girl Scouts 4 lyfe

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Super-classy move, Boy Scouts, Catholics, Mormons, et al.

    I wish that troop would have just said "fine, fuck off" to the national group, and continued on as if nothing were different.

    Man, fuck the Boy Scouts.

    Girl Scouts 4 lyfe
    Seriously, Girl Scouts are awesome.

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    What happens if you @Geth

    ?

    Geth.

    Geth.

    Geth.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Super-classy move, Boy Scouts, Catholics, Mormons, et al.

    I wish that troop would have just said "fine, fuck off" to the national group, and continued on as if nothing were different.

    But Than, if we let the Gays infect the scouts, then bad things might happen. Like the scouts using their Gay Powers to make snowstorms only they can survive!

    WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

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