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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Robbing banks with guns is scrub tier.

    Yeah, should be using rpgs.

    pros use a post-it

    i think the majority of bank robberies are just threatening post-its while keeping one hand in your jacket pocket like your carrying.

    Bless your heart.
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Review of Max Payne 3: Everything and everyone is miserable forever the game.

    Have you beaten it?

    Nah not yet, I can take out the word 'forever' until I finish it then.

    Vari that is the review and also the undertitle.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    I can't decide whether to go to class in my current state

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    InfamyDeferredInfamyDeferred Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Review of Max Payne 3: Everything and everyone is miserable forever the game.

    I like the Max Payne 3 drinking game

    drink when he drinks

    drink when he takes pills (once combat ends)

    regret past decisions

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Wild wolves only attack humans if they are rabid or starving.

    Newsflash: wild animals in general become dangerous when rabid or starving

    I watched The Grey last week and Liam Neeson disagrees with your assertion.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Robbing banks with guns is scrub tier.

    Yeah, should be using rpgs.

    I bet that would open up a bank safe like a treat.

    you'd have to know where to shoot, though.

    or, well, I'm no expert on vault door design. But I imagine it's kinda hard to open one even if you can punch holes in it.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    I can't decide whether to go to class in my current state

    It's cheaper than out-of-state.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    we are legion

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    I can't decide whether to go to class in my current state

    It's cheaper than out-of-state.

    ..

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I'm going to make a super-safe vault for secrets.

    It will be impossible to get in without destroying all contents.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    Things I would do if I was better at computers and/or more motivated:

    -- create a Geth3030 login

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    I can't decide whether to go to class in my current state

    It's cheaper than out-of-state.

    ..
    You can't argue with that.

    Bless your heart.
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Wild wolves only attack humans if they are rabid or starving.

    Newsflash: wild animals in general become dangerous when rabid or starving

    or if backed into a corner while feeling threatened like in that wolf park in sweden

    but well

    there are no corners in a forest for a wolf to get backed into.

    Well when I said attack I meant without the human doing anything to provoke it.

    A perfectly sane, healthy, well fed wolf will attack a human if he or she threatens or provokes it. Most wolf attacks on humans involve wolves being kept in captivity.

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    InfamyDeferredInfamyDeferred Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm going to make a super-safe vault for secrets.

    It will be impossible to get in without destroying all contents.

    I invented one of those! It was probably a bad idea to store the blueprints in the prototype though.

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    i just wondered into a thread in SE+, just lines and lines of awesomes. Like every post has atleast 100+

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Wild wolves only attack humans if they are rabid or starving.

    Newsflash: wild animals in general become dangerous when rabid or starving

    I watched The Grey last week and Liam Neeson disagrees with your assertion.

    Liam can suck my D.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Robbing banks with guns is scrub tier.

    Yeah, should be using rpgs.

    I bet that would open up a bank safe like a treat.

    you'd have to know where to shoot, though.

    or, well, I'm no expert on vault door design. But I imagine it's kinda hard to open one even if you can punch holes in it.

    Make a big enough hole and that's not really a problem. The trick is making a big enough hole. Or getting a tiny person as a partner.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    I can't decide whether to go to class in my current state

    It's cheaper than out-of-state.

    ..

    8-)

    I hope you feel better.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    I almost called in to work today.

    But I decided to make the trip and just show up really late instead.

    Victory!

    Psn:wazukki
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Robbing banks with guns is scrub tier.

    Yeah, should be using rpgs.

    I bet that would open up a bank safe like a treat.

    you'd have to know where to shoot, though.

    or, well, I'm no expert on vault door design. But I imagine it's kinda hard to open one even if you can punch holes in it.

    Make a big enough hole and that's not really a problem. The trick is making a big enough hole. Or getting a tiny person as a partner.

    well, yeah. And RPGs don't make big holes.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Wild wolves only attack humans if they are rabid or starving.

    Newsflash: wild animals in general become dangerous when rabid or starving

    I watched The Grey last week and Liam Neeson disagrees with your assertion.

    Liam can suck my D.

    can he?

    can he really, jeep?

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    I seem to have picked up the spare house keys but the second, bigger one seems to be troublesome. Nearly ten minutes of fruitless struggle so far! Least it is the interior door so I'm out of the weather

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Getting nervous about this exam

    Need someone to slap me and yell "get it together"

    Maybe @surrealitycheck ? You usually know what's up.

    GET IT TOGETHER BROSKI

    what type of exam is it

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Wild wolves only attack humans if they are rabid or starving.

    Newsflash: wild animals in general become dangerous when rabid or starving

    I watched The Grey last week and Liam Neeson disagrees with your assertion.

    Liam can suck my D.

    can he?

    can he really, jeep?

    Yes, absolutely.

    I will even trim everything up down there.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Wild wolves only attack humans if they are rabid or starving.

    Newsflash: wild animals in general become dangerous when rabid or starving

    I watched The Grey last week and Liam Neeson disagrees with your assertion.

    Liam can suck my D.

    can he?

    can he really, jeep?

    Yes, absolutely.

    I will even trim everything up down there.

    I see.

    lemme get my clipboard.

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Getting nervous about this exam

    Need someone to slap me and yell "get it together"

    Maybe @surrealitycheck ? You usually know what's up.

    GET IT TOGETHER BROSKI

    what type of exam is it

    Critical care.

    They threw everything in here, man.

    10% is multiple choice questions, so that's 10% right there, huh?

    Oh brilliant
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    skritch skritch skritch

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    I shall go to class.

    If I expire along the way, I will my dogtar to surrealitycheck.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    When Hurricane Katrina hit, there were reports of vandals trying to get into the vault at Whitney's main branch using baseball bats and crowbars.
    It didn't work unsurprisingly.
    You figured after sacking the city of Rome they could at least figure out how to open a vault.

    Bless your heart.
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    It bothers me actually that even knowing how poorly most apex and near-apex predators are doing in the wild, filmmakers keep casting them as villains in their shitty thrillers.

    You know who kills a lot of people?

    Fucking people.

    Bears, wolves, sharks etc? Not so much.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Robbing banks with guns is scrub tier.

    Yeah, should be using rpgs.

    I bet that would open up a bank safe like a treat.

    you'd have to know where to shoot, though.

    or, well, I'm no expert on vault door design. But I imagine it's kinda hard to open one even if you can punch holes in it.

    Make a big enough hole and that's not really a problem. The trick is making a big enough hole. Or getting a tiny person as a partner.

    well, yeah. And RPGs don't make big holes.

    Just needs to be tiny person big enough. Or enough to let me remove the hinges. I mean sure the proper way to do this would be RDX but the RPG is cooler.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    It bothers me actually that even knowing how poorly most apex and near-apex predators are doing in the wild, filmmakers keep casting them as villains in their shitty thrillers.

    You know who kills a lot of people?

    Fucking people.

    Bears, wolves, sharks etc? Not so much.

    What about Bearpeople, Wolfmen, Sharkwomen?

    Bless your heart.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    It bothers me actually that even knowing how poorly most apex and near-apex predators are doing in the wild, filmmakers keep casting them as villains in their shitty thrillers.

    You know who kills a lot of people?

    Fucking people.

    Bears, wolves, sharks etc? Not so much.

    Sheep kill vastly more people than those three put together.

    black-sheep.jpg

    New zealand knows what's up.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Robbing banks with guns is scrub tier.

    Yeah, should be using rpgs.

    I bet that would open up a bank safe like a treat.

    you'd have to know where to shoot, though.

    or, well, I'm no expert on vault door design. But I imagine it's kinda hard to open one even if you can punch holes in it.

    Make a big enough hole and that's not really a problem. The trick is making a big enough hole. Or getting a tiny person as a partner.

    well, yeah. And RPGs don't make big holes.

    Just needs to be tiny person big enough. Or enough to let me remove the hinges. I mean sure the proper way to do this would be RDX but the RPG is cooler.

    RPG makes like, doormouse big enough.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Getting nervous about this exam

    Need someone to slap me and yell "get it together"

    Maybe @surrealitycheck ? You usually know what's up.

    GET IT TOGETHER BROSKI

    what type of exam is it

    Critical care.

    They threw everything in here, man.

    10% is multiple choice questions, so that's 10% right there, huh?

    make sure they know you care!

    also make sure to set your brain setting to "own" before entering exam

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    It bothers me actually that even knowing how poorly most apex and near-apex predators are doing in the wild, filmmakers keep casting them as villains in their shitty thrillers.

    You know who kills a lot of people?

    Fucking people.

    Bears, wolves, sharks etc? Not so much.

    What about Bearpeople, Wolfmen, Sharkwomen?

    Bear people are typically harmless. In the event of attack they can be easily distracted with french fries or shoe sales.

    Wolf men are naturally held in check by sexy vampires.

    Shark women are mostly only a threat to themselves due to lax sunscreen dilligence.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    The wild animal as enemy thing annoys me.

    It's not even an outdated view because people who are long long since dust and bones thought that was bull.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Robbing banks with guns is scrub tier.

    Yeah, should be using rpgs.

    I bet that would open up a bank safe like a treat.

    you'd have to know where to shoot, though.

    or, well, I'm no expert on vault door design. But I imagine it's kinda hard to open one even if you can punch holes in it.

    Make a big enough hole and that's not really a problem. The trick is making a big enough hole. Or getting a tiny person as a partner.

    well, yeah. And RPGs don't make big holes.

    Just needs to be tiny person big enough. Or enough to let me remove the hinges. I mean sure the proper way to do this would be RDX but the RPG is cooler.

    RPG makes like, doormouse big enough.

    It's likely to get a bit bigger when dealing with a safe because all of that over pressure is going to be going somewhere. We are talking a current RPG like a 21 though. Should be big enough afterwards to shove Arch through.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    The existence of wild animals proves that humans have failed at domesticating everything.
    Every animal should be domesticated and living in harmony with humanity
    Preferably in humanity's stomach. Nom nom nom nom tasty animals

    Bless your heart.
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
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