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Hedwig and the Angry [chat]

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Bulldogs are also deceptively strong jumpers and great diggers. Many people have fenced their bulldog into a "secure" backyard area only to find their dog has been carousing all day while they were at work.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Cinders wrote: »
    img

    's got them dead eyes, like a doll's eyes

    I dunno when I first got Rex people here told me he had a crazy demon eye but in fact he is the best dog ever.

    I suspect [chat] has a terrible sense of dog-eye indication of dog awesomeness.

    The black eyes + people clothes is a combo that is difficult to ignore. I'm expecting it to make a Stygian deal with me.

    Faustian deal, Ma bad

    Double e: I shouldn't chat during dinner.

    Caveman Paws on
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    You know, that's probably the first time I've ever seen the concept "You owe the world something" spelled out that explicitly.

    I don't care for it.

    It's a common feature in (small r! important difference) classical republicanism; that one's greatest and most prime directive is to contribute meaningfully as a citizen

    a large problem being, of course, things like structural unemployment and such ... but it's an ideal that on its face is interesting to think about

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    To cover my objections: it's not that it's a principal. It's that it's a principal quoting a judge. Meaning, we've got some judge out there who feels like this is good advice to the troubled teenagers he presides over in his court room. You know, the type of people who come from impoverished, likely abusive households, in neighbourhoods beset by the problem of bored undersupervised youth with a lack of positive role-models.

    It's not advice. It's like the antithesis of advice, and it's the sort of attitude that begets most social problems and is afforded purely by privilege.

    It's infuriating because it showed up on my Facebook with the whole "this is right! tough love ho" sort of attitude.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Tamin wrote: »
    I hate to ask a serious question in [chat]

    but, given what you guys (and girls!) know about me, are you able to make any sort of stab at what my strengths are?

    I've been floundering for quite some time and have a very poorly developed sense of my skills vis-a-vis other people.

    you've had the same avatar since forever so...consistency?

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    img

    's got them dead eyes, like a doll's eyes

    I dunno when I first got Rex people here told me he had a crazy demon eye but in fact he is the best dog ever.

    I suspect [chat] has a terrible sense of dog-eye indication of dog awesomeness.

    Pugs and most forms of bulldogs dream of the sweet release of death. You can see it in their eyes.

    Faces are deceptive, pugs and bulldogs are notoriously happy playful dogs!

    It's all fun and games until an eyeball pops out!

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    [chat] my pasta sauce is a little smokier in flavor than I was hoping for, what would be the best way to combat this

    splash of lemon juice for some brightness?

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    spool i feel you have a fatherly duty to explain how not to look for porn unless you want to be constantly fighting viruses and warez on your computer

    Now this is some sensible advice.

    Honestly, I'm not into porn so I'm a little at sea here. It's just not a thing I've done for the last 18-20 years. I know of porn, but neither where to look for the decent stuff, nor what sites to really avoid at all costs.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    I hate to ask a serious question in [chat]

    but, given what you guys (and girls!) know about me, are you able to make any sort of stab at what my strengths are?

    I've been floundering for quite some time and have a very poorly developed sense of my skills vis-a-vis other people.

    you used vis-a-vis correctly in a sentence. You are self-aware, for the most part.

    You are better than 99.9% of the scrubs and troglodytes around you, by these two objective facts alone.

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    I hate to ask a serious question in [chat]

    but, given what you guys (and girls!) know about me, are you able to make any sort of stab at what my strengths are?

    I've been floundering for quite some time and have a very poorly developed sense of my skills vis-a-vis other people.

    you've had the same avatar since forever so...consistency?

    That's something, I guess. Thanks.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    [chat] my pasta sauce is a little smokier in flavor than I was hoping for, what would be the best way to combat this

    couple tablespoons of sugar would also do the trick. Add a bit, wait 5min, taste.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    maybe a dash of OJ for sweetness? is that madness?

    Tomato based? Ehhhnn. I'd go with a sweet wine over OJ. If you don't mind making it creamy, a bit of cream will balance too

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    img

    's got them dead eyes, like a doll's eyes

    I dunno when I first got Rex people here told me he had a crazy demon eye but in fact he is the best dog ever.

    I suspect [chat] has a terrible sense of dog-eye indication of dog awesomeness.

    Pugs and most forms of bulldogs dream of the sweet release of death. You can see it in their eyes.

    Faces are deceptive, pugs and bulldogs are notoriously happy playful dogs!

    It's all fun and games until an eyeball pops out!

    AKC agreed some years ago to start breeding a discernible snout back into pugs, and the breed standard has been amended that a snout must be visible.

    Flat-faced eyeball-popping pugs should go away sooner or later.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I never built a raft as a kid because it was super dangerous and also the lady who lived down by the lake was the oldest. So mean.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    hmm I don't see any sugar other than honey. I will try that.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I worked all through high school, old man crazy has a point.

    Having all that money to spend makes the fun times I have in his city all that more devastating to his city!

    Ah, giving 16 year olds keys to cars. Silly suburbs.

    Also, always take life advice from me, kids. I turned out just fine!

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    The thing about Scotch is that it is overpriced

    Bourbon is not as expensive for equal quality

    In north America at least

    this doesn't apply to other continents

    fuck gendered marketing
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    hmm I don't see any sugar other than honey. I will try that.

    red pepper flakes and honey go swimmingly together.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    You know, that's probably the first time I've ever seen the concept "You owe the world something" spelled out that explicitly.

    I don't care for it.

    It's a common feature in (small r! important difference) classical republicanism; that one's greatest and most prime directive is to contribute meaningfully as a citizen

    a large problem being, of course, things like structural unemployment and such ... but it's an ideal that on its face is interesting to think about

    I feel very strongly that I have a personal duty to contribute to making the world better beyond my own sphere, even moreso because I so routinely argue that it's often not government's job.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Citified liberals rage at principal for telling teenagers to mow the lawn for fun, demand subsidies for grass-challenged teens.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHPWjaSCXTw

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    spool32 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    spool i feel you have a fatherly duty to explain how not to look for porn unless you want to be constantly fighting viruses and warez on your computer

    Now this is some sensible advice.

    Honestly, I'm not into porn so I'm a little at sea here. It's just not a thing I've done for the last 18-20 years. I know of porn, but neither where to look for the decent stuff, nor what sites to really avoid at all costs.

    Yeah seriously if the links were that your kid was actively visiting Brazzers, you want to explain about malware and let them know that porn (specifically that stuff) is a pretty shitty indications of sex for a lot of reasons.

    You are of course gonna want to add in a shitload of stuff that is your personal parenting style, but you really should hit on those two, because the former can fuck up a computer and the latter can fuck up a kid.

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    Tiger BurningTiger Burning Dig if you will, the pictureRegistered User, SolidSaints Tube regular
    edited January 2013
    [chat] my pasta sauce is a little smokier in flavor than I was hoping for, what would be the best way to combat this

    Red wine.

    Drink it until you stop caring how smokey your pasta sauce is.

    (or add a splash to the sauce and simmer for 10 minutes)

    Tiger Burning on
    Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    spool i feel you have a fatherly duty to explain how not to look for porn unless you want to be constantly fighting viruses and warez on your computer

    Now this is some sensible advice.

    Honestly, I'm not into porn so I'm a little at sea here. It's just not a thing I've done for the last 18-20 years. I know of porn, but neither where to look for the decent stuff, nor what sites to really avoid at all costs.

    Adblocker + NoScript is a good start.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Cream or white wine for sure, for unsmoking a sauce

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Citified liberals rage at principal for telling teenagers to mow the lawn for fun, demand subsidies for grass-challenged teens.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHPWjaSCXTw

    If rich people still looked that elegant people wouldn't hate them [as much].

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    I hate to ask a serious question in [chat]

    but, given what you guys (and girls!) know about me, are you able to make any sort of stab at what my strengths are?

    I've been floundering for quite some time and have a very poorly developed sense of my skills vis-a-vis other people.

    you used vis-a-vis correctly in a sentence. You are self-aware, for the most part.

    You are better than 99.9% of the scrubs and troglodytes around you, by these two objective facts alone.

    Yeah. Though sometimes I wonder if I go to far and am unnecessarily hard on myself.

    Thank you.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I'm gonna swing for the fences and back @spool32 in the forthcoming discussion about old man crazy's letter.

    Right after I pull myself up by my bootstraps and make a guy downstairs make me a sandwich because I'm entitled to it.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    The thing about Scotch is that it is overpriced

    Bourbon is not as expensive for equal quality

    In north America at least

    this doesn't apply to other continents

    Thus my disclaimer!

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I think it is very important to invest in the leisure of teenagers, however. A safe, well lit skate park, for example, can by its very existence, lower hooliganism in an area.

    This judge would argue that the children aren't OWED one. Fine. Enjoy teenagers grinding on your city hall steps.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    GASOL!!!!!!!!

    fuck gendered marketing
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    for fuck's sake I used hooliganism non-ironically

    I really am 30

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    You know, that's probably the first time I've ever seen the concept "You owe the world something" spelled out that explicitly.

    I don't care for it.

    I think we all owe the world a bit, actually. Nothing we do is without consequence and a life spent not trying to at least improve the little patch of earth around us or the lot of the people we care for is a wasted experience. But that blithering fuckwit of a judge should just as well be telling people his own age that. Teens are a bit solipsistic but a) that is normal, b) many still want to pitch in as much as anyone else, and c) wanting to have fun is normal and doesn't mean someone isn't "mowing the lawn" or not looking for a job or any of that nonsense.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Citified liberals rage at principal for telling teenagers to mow the lawn for fun, demand subsidies for grass-challenged teens.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHPWjaSCXTw

    If rich people still looked that elegant people wouldn't hate them [as much].

    "It's after 6. What am I? A farmer?"

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »

    Caught in her native habitat

    fuck gendered marketing
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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    I basically hate feeling like I've got any obligation to anyone beyond what I have personally and explicitly signed up for

    I don't see how telling teenagers to contribute meaningfully is going to get them to do it unless they're already the sort to have that attitude

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I bet scotch is delightfully cheap in Scotland

    And there's a reason I want to go to Kentucky

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    what did you say when your older son found porn

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    I hate to ask a serious question in [chat]

    but, given what you guys (and girls!) know about me, are you able to make any sort of stab at what my strengths are?

    I've been floundering for quite some time and have a very poorly developed sense of my skills vis-a-vis other people.

    you used vis-a-vis correctly in a sentence. You are self-aware, for the most part.

    You are better than 99.9% of the scrubs and troglodytes around you, by these two objective facts alone.

    Yeah. Though sometimes I wonder if I go to far and am unnecessarily hard on myself.

    Thank you.

    “The artist committing himself to his calling has volunteered for hell, whether he knows it or not. He will be dining for the duration on a diet of isolation, rejection, self-doubt, despair, ridicule, contempt, and humiliation.”
    ― Steven Pressfield, The War of Art: Break Through the Blocks & Win Your Inner Creative Battles

    “Are you paralyzed with fear? That’s a good sign. Fear is good. Like self-doubt, fear is an indicator. Fear tells us what we have to do. Remember one rule of thumb: the more scared we are of a work or calling, the more sure we can be that we have to do it.”
    ― Steven Pressfield, The War of Art: Break Through the Blocks & Win Your Inner Creative Battles

    “We fear discovering that we are more than we think we are. More than our parents/children/teachers think we are. We fear that we actually possess the talent that our still, small voice tells us. That we actually have the guts, the perseverance, the capacity. We fear that we truly can steer our ship, plant our flag, reach our Promised Land. We fear this because, if it’s true, then we become estranged from all we know. We pass through a membrane. We become monsters and monstrous.”
    ― Steven Pressfield, The War of Art: Break Through the Blocks & Win Your Inner Creative Battles

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    HamurabiHamurabi MiamiRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I think this topic, highly voted up on r/atheism succinctly lays out my problem with that subreddit, which has nothing to do with their oath to reason.

    "Hi fellow heathens! My daughter is jump roping to support the heart association thru her school. Any godless redditors interested in helping her out? If you can't afford to donate show your support with an upvote please? Thanks guys. - With love, a fellow apostate"

    look how atheist I am

    look at me look at me look at me

    This's recently become a pet peeve of mine.

    "Oh man, you're an atheist too? Cool. ...Whaddo we do now?" "I dunno, let's talk about how religion is the sole source of all Evil in the world." "Sounds cool."

    Cue the Islam stuff.

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