One of our sales people has managed to put a $500,000 deal in jeopardy by being a fucking idiot. Myself and several our sales people have been working on this project for months. This guy meets the client for the first time and freaks the fuck out about the design. He had a 15 minute conversation with the customer and suddenly assumed he knew more then I did after hours of conference calls. So the customer freaked out. I did my part to get things under control and the rest of the team is doing their part but this all could have been avoided if he had just fucking spoken with me.
The way you phrased it, its like you think its surprising
I'm surprised and not at the same time. The sales person in question doesn't usually fuck up deals but if he's going to then it will be by fucking the team over.
Looks like I'm going to be applying for a top secret clearance. Soon the government will know all about my dark past.
"Why didn't you replace the lightbulb, Mr. Maxwell?"
I actually do have a lightbulb that's been out for the last few months. I think the light is a little too harsh when all four bulbs are in, and I prefer it the way it is right now, but sadly it just looks like I'm a lazy bachelor.
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Also, when you have your background check interview and they ask you if you are in any secret societies
"The Dark Brotherhood" and/or "The Thieves Guild"
is not a funny joke to them.
Not at all.
not even a little.
I'm hoping it'll be like my Secret background check, where I just filled out the eQip paperwork and then they never bothered interviewing me or any of the contacts.
Also, when you have your background check interview and they ask you if you are in any secret societies
"The Dark Brotherhood" and/or "The Thieves Guild"
is not a funny joke to them.
Not at all.
not even a little.
I'm hoping it'll be like my Secret background check, where I just filled out the eQip paperwork and then they never bothered interviewing me or any of the contacts.
Looks like I'm going to be applying for a top secret clearance. Soon the government will know all about my dark past.
"Why didn't you replace the lightbulb, Mr. Maxwell?"
I actually do have a lightbulb that's been out for the last few months. I think the light is a little too harsh when all four bulbs are in, and I prefer it the way it is right now, but sadly it just looks like I'm a lazy bachelor.
we know
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Then I have a 2k student loan coming in for semester 2 but my classes are all paid off
I get paid again on the 15th and that should be a fat cheque
and 500 next month for completing a freelance project...
*furiously crunches numbers*
e-qip is da worst
twitch.tv/tehsloth
As long as nobody finds out about the incident everything will be fine.
Was it by any chance called Law and Order UK?
Because that's a thing now.
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
give me some money
i need money
ignore my other post up there
just don't read it and give me money
His life was too chaotic because of his inner demons.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I'm surprised and not at the same time. The sales person in question doesn't usually fuck up deals but if he's going to then it will be by fucking the team over.
I got to shoot a Thompson. .45 acp is not a comfortable round for an SMG.
And Martha from Doctor Who.
It was fun playing "guess the script of the US show this episode is adapting".
YOU FUCKING VULTURESSSSS
IGNORE ME
I actually do have a lightbulb that's been out for the last few months. I think the light is a little too harsh when all four bulbs are in, and I prefer it the way it is right now, but sadly it just looks like I'm a lazy bachelor.
ftfy
it is satan. It is literally satan. It was forged in satan's balls.
Look how am I supposed to win the lottery to finance your bid for independence if you don't advance me some ticket money geeze
I used to kidnap people and sell their organs for anime money, so it's really kind of the same thing.
Alternatively
Your HonouUuUUr
"The Dark Brotherhood" and/or "The Thieves Guild"
is not a funny joke to them.
Not at all.
not even a little.
I really like this one. Has a nice kind of Icarus vibe to it.
Then explain...cricket.
A bunch of men pretend to play a sport for several days so that other men can have an excuse to take several days off and have a lot of beer.
I don't! Tony's face looks silly. Something really off about it.
It's a teaser trailer. And then there is a teaser to the teaser trailer. God I need the eye roll emoticon.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
He's angry. There is a bit of photoshopping issue but part of it is that we don't get to see RDJ rageface very often.
I'm hoping it'll be like my Secret background check, where I just filled out the eQip paperwork and then they never bothered interviewing me or any of the contacts.
Woah woah woah, we agreed not to bring that up ever again.
was that in 2005/2006?
we know
human originally.
I think