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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    The moment at 2:02 is badass.

    such a move. I want to learn dancing like that, and then pick fights with people who hang about dusty places, by doing that.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    ....coworker left early because of a cough

    I just suggested that he get some syzzurp for that cold out loud.

    god damnit going to get another talk

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    I forget: in the original TMNT idea, was Splinter originally a rat or a human? I know it's gone back and forth over the years.

    Uh, in the cartoon he was a human who turned into a rat with the ooze stuff I think. IDK about the comics.

    I think he was a rat pet of a karate master who learned Kung fu pre-mutation by watching his owner from his little cage.

    So the live action movie was most accurate then.

    Seems so! I award Desc two internets.

    Spending my internets on penny-whistles and moon pies

    A decision well made.

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    fucking worthless government employees

    MY TAX DOLLARS PAY FOR THIS?!?!

    Right now, I am using government bandwidth to watch a sonic 2006 LP.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Actually, you liberals should be pleased with your tax dollars. I mainly support archaeologists these days.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    The gun thread is reminding me how measuring costs versus benefits of a policy is almost impossible when there are shit statistics and extremely inconclusive studies on crime prevention, escalation as a result of guns, etc. Because of this, terrible arguments fill the fucking void.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I have bought Dredd on DVD. There is a slight chance it will arrive tomorrow. That would be nice.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
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    it's possible i've been a little bit of a pendulum fan for a minute

    I don't know who the fuck that dude in the yellow/green shirt is in the background but he needs to wipe that fucking smirk off his face

    Do you actually know who the fuck in the yellow/green shirt is in the background and you're just acting like you don't?

    Is it Gabe Newell?

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I have bought Dredd on DVD. There is a slight chance it will arrive tomorrow. That would be nice.

    I'm sure you meant Blu-Ray right

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    fucking failure gif



    oh well it was a gif of Obama throwing your tax money away


    just picture that


    Well that wasn't hard to imagine.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I have bought Dredd on DVD. There is a slight chance it will arrive tomorrow. That would be nice.

    I'm sure you meant Blu-Ray right

    That too.[/Supporting the Cult Classic]

  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    Hmm, if my date tonight didn't blow me off she sure is cutting it close. 3 hours to go and no response.

    Psn:wazukki
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    My Korean monitor is arriving tomorrow. This shit ships fast for traveling halfway around the world and passing through customs. Three days, is faster than non-prime amazon.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    oh, alabama. Reading comments on an alabama news site about this hostage situation.

    The primary suggestion is that they pump sleeping gas into the bunker and then send a navy SEAL in to "take the dude out"

    Specifically a SEAL.

    I guess we'll just have to strap on our SEAL helmet and climb into the SEAL cannon and fire off to SEAL land.

  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    is that the hostage situation where the kid asked for a coloring book?

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    The moment at 2:02 is badass.

    such a move. I want to learn dancing like that, and then pick fights with people who hang about dusty places, by doing that.

    I especially like it because the dancing is so angular, and the dust is so organic in its movement. It's top fucking shelf.

    If you did that in a dance battle the crowd would be like DAAAAAAMNNNN SON.

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    For the record: the dancing in that Dripping with Gold video is fucking bad ass.

  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    My Korean monitor is arriving tomorrow. This shit ships fast for traveling halfway around the world and passing through customs. Three days, is faster than non-prime amazon.

    I demand deets once it arrives

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    oh, alabama. Reading comments on an alabama news site about this hostage situation.

    The primary suggestion is that they pump sleeping gas into the bunker and then send a navy SEAL in to "take the dude out"

    Specifically a SEAL.

    I guess we'll just have to strap on our SEAL helmet and climb into the SEAL cannon and fire off to SEAL land.

    mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:33701?width=525&height=560&mindimension=324&crop=true&quality=0.85

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Ludious wrote: »
    oh, alabama. Reading comments on an alabama news site about this hostage situation.

    The primary suggestion is that they pump sleeping gas into the bunker and then send a navy SEAL in to "take the dude out"

    Specifically a SEAL.

    I guess we'll just have to strap on our SEAL helmet and climb into the SEAL cannon and fire off to SEAL land.

    As a country, we really should put Sherman on money. And give him one of the more crap current federal holidays.

    RiemannLives on
    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Ludious wrote: »
    oh, alabama. Reading comments on an alabama news site about this hostage situation.

    The primary suggestion is that they pump sleeping gas into the bunker and then send a navy SEAL in to "take the dude out"

    Specifically a SEAL.

    I guess we'll just have to strap on our SEAL helmet and climb into the SEAL cannon and fire off to SEAL land.

    I just like that we apparently need a SEAL to kill a guy who's unconscious.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    60978_520451754174_4296214_n.jpg

    it's possible i've been a little bit of a pendulum fan for a minute

    I don't know who the fuck that dude in the yellow/green shirt is in the background but he needs to wipe that fucking smirk off his face

    Do you actually know who the fuck in the yellow/green shirt is in the background and you're just acting like you don't?

    Is it Gabe Newell?

    Ah'm Gabe NeeEWWwwell.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJmu_Q0uRgU

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    oh, alabama. Reading comments on an alabama news site about this hostage situation.

    The primary suggestion is that they pump sleeping gas into the bunker and then send a navy SEAL in to "take the dude out"

    Specifically a SEAL.

    I guess we'll just have to strap on our SEAL helmet and climb into the SEAL cannon and fire off to SEAL land.

    As a country, we really should put Sherman on money. And give him one of the more crap federal holidays.

    Thanks to the dollar coins, even fucktards like Buchanan are on money these days. Fucker did little to stop rebels stealing federal property.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    oh, alabama. Reading comments on an alabama news site about this hostage situation.

    The primary suggestion is that they pump sleeping gas into the bunker and then send a navy SEAL in to "take the dude out"

    Specifically a SEAL.

    I guess we'll just have to strap on our SEAL helmet and climb into the SEAL cannon and fire off to SEAL land.

    As a country, we really should put Sherman on money. And give him one of the more crap federal holidays.
    We'll just move Jackson-Lee day and replace it with Sherman day.

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    oh, alabama. Reading comments on an alabama news site about this hostage situation.

    The primary suggestion is that they pump sleeping gas into the bunker and then send a navy SEAL in to "take the dude out"

    Specifically a SEAL.

    I guess we'll just have to strap on our SEAL helmet and climb into the SEAL cannon and fire off to SEAL land.

    As a country, we really should put Sherman on money. And give him one of the more crap federal holidays.
    We'll just move Jackson-Lee day and replace it with Sherman day.

    I'd be a fan of having the federal government force Georgia to celebrate Sherman day.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    My Korean monitor is arriving tomorrow. This shit ships fast for traveling halfway around the world and passing through customs. Three days, is faster than non-prime amazon.

    I demand deets once it arrives

    I'll probably make a thread in Moe's if there isn't one already because if half of the things I am hearing are true, more people need to know about this shit. Thousand dollar monitors for a third of the price!

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Also, when you have your background check interview and they ask you if you are in any secret societies

    "The Dark Brotherhood" and/or "The Thieves Guild"

    is not a funny joke to them.

    Not at all.

    not even a little.

    I'm hoping it'll be like my Secret background check, where I just filled out the eQip paperwork and then they never bothered interviewing me or any of the contacts.

    was that in 2005/2006?

    No, it was about a year ago. I was on assignment for the department of state, and they only require Secret, but now I'm moving to the department of justice and they require TS so I need to do the fucking paperwork all over again.

    You need to be moved to the get-Ludious-into-the-DoJ dept.

    I won't actually be working for the DoJ and I won't have any power with them, my company is just contracting me out. :(

    I kinda want to see if I can get one of those nifty FBI windbreakers, though.

    I have one for my dept

    but

    wearing it is sort of like asking to be shot

    sooooooo

    More so when you guys start up the camps.

    Look do you want the security contract or not? STFU.

    Dude, you know the RFP for that contract is gonna be a nightmare.

    Why do you think I run and hide every time they offer the COTR classes?

    Dude, for your side it's copy and paste a bunch of boiler plate and then make up insane and impossible specs for the parts you actually have to write. So 90% of it is copy and paste and the rest is trolling. I would have assumed that's your dream job.

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    oh, alabama. Reading comments on an alabama news site about this hostage situation.

    The primary suggestion is that they pump sleeping gas into the bunker and then send a navy SEAL in to "take the dude out"

    Specifically a SEAL.

    I guess we'll just have to strap on our SEAL helmet and climb into the SEAL cannon and fire off to SEAL land.

    I just like that we apparently need a SEAL to kill a guy who's unconscious.

    take him out

    as in, escort him to Red Lobster

    maybe have a nightcap

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    oh, alabama. Reading comments on an alabama news site about this hostage situation.

    The primary suggestion is that they pump sleeping gas into the bunker and then send a navy SEAL in to "take the dude out"

    Specifically a SEAL.

    I guess we'll just have to strap on our SEAL helmet and climb into the SEAL cannon and fire off to SEAL land.

    As a country, we really should put Sherman on money. And give him one of the more crap federal holidays.
    We'll just move Jackson-Lee day and replace it with Sherman day.

    I'd be a fan of having the federal government force Georgia to celebrate Sherman day.

    If the South is going to think the North is as obsessed with the civil war as they are, we might as well have some fun antagonizing them about it.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Oh pump sleeping gas in. Great idea. I hear the russians got good results with that.

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Oh pump sleeping gas in. Great idea. I hear the russians got good results with that.

    The Russians get fantastic results with everything.

    What's a little accidental mass killing among comrades?

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
    The compliance web training i did yesterday did not save.
    People are PISSED. I am the only person in a department of 1000+ that has this outstanding.

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    oh, alabama. Reading comments on an alabama news site about this hostage situation.

    The primary suggestion is that they pump sleeping gas into the bunker and then send a navy SEAL in to "take the dude out"

    Specifically a SEAL.

    I guess we'll just have to strap on our SEAL helmet and climb into the SEAL cannon and fire off to SEAL land.

    As a country, we really should put Sherman on money. And give him one of the more crap federal holidays.
    We'll just move Jackson-Lee day and replace it with Sherman day.

    I'd be a fan of having the federal government force Georgia to celebrate Sherman day.

    If the South is going to think the North is as obsessed with the civil war as they are, we might as well have some fun antagonizing them about it.

    Hells yeah that's the idea.

    We could put the face of Jefferson Davis on food stamps and "notice of failure to graduate" forms.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Oh pump sleeping gas in. Great idea. I hear the russians got good results with that.

    Especially since whatever dose will quickly incapacitate an adult will almost assuredly kill the kid.

    But, Alabama.

    What can you do?

    We're still markedly better than Tennessee though.

    http://theweek.com/article/index/239515/will-tennessee-teachers-have-to-out-gay-students

  • DecomposeyDecomposey Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    oh, alabama. Reading comments on an alabama news site about this hostage situation.

    The primary suggestion is that they pump sleeping gas into the bunker and then send a navy SEAL in to "take the dude out"

    Specifically a SEAL.

    I guess we'll just have to strap on our SEAL helmet and climb into the SEAL cannon and fire off to SEAL land.

    As a country, we really should put Sherman on money. And give him one of the more crap federal holidays.
    We'll just move Jackson-Lee day and replace it with Sherman day.

    I'd be a fan of having the federal government force Georgia to celebrate Sherman day.

    Look, I'll be the first to admit The South is full of silly, silly geese. But lets not talk shit about Georgia because of stupid in Alabama. Even people in Georgia make fun of the stupid in Alabama.

    Before following any advice, opinions, or thoughts I may have expressed in the above post, be warned: I found Keven Costners "Waterworld" to be a very entertaining film.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    ugh. on my way home i had a real grimy dude getting way inside my personal space while trying to sell me pills. i had to push him away and say something eventually because it felt extra shady. thought i was gonna get in a fight at broad and erie. :P

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    There was a fantastic sewer surfing tf2 remix, but it's no longer on youtube. Instead we'll have to settle for this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKTIfXTd32M

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Dis delivery guy be late.

  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    organichu was gonna punch an eerie broad?

    For shame :(

    Psn:wazukki
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Scale Back Alabama Results
    Week 1 (Initial Weigh In): 223.0
    Week 2: 218.8

    Net Loss: 4.2lb

    YESSSSSSSS

    Bless your heart.
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