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[mini-phalla] Trouble aboard the SS Phallatomic! - Village and Langly Victory

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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Vote closed 13 mins ago I guess

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    CesareB wrote: »
    Kilnaga wrote: »
    Does that mean we're all going to blow up? Because that sounds like an awesome twist ending.

    That was the idea, yes.

    Host victory then?

    Psh. Would I ever play for a host victory?

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    Still on the bridge, sitting in the captain's chair, wearing a sombrero and drinking space tequila, if anyone needs me.

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    MegaMekMegaMek Girls like girls. Registered User regular
    If the game isn't over tonight I'll be on the cabin still, shooting up the place due to space dementia.

    Is time a gift or punishment?
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    For the record: I have been mafia since I came back. In the first game back. I just forgot. I even won that game kind of gloriously. Bad memory, ebum.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    MegaMek wrote: »
    If the game isn't over tonight I'll be on the cabin still, shooting up the place due to space dementia.

    If capfalcon does not end up mafia, I intend to put you down.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    MegaMek wrote: »
    If the game isn't over tonight I'll be on the cabin still, shooting up the place due to space dementia.

    No, no you will not. :P

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    For the record, placing capfalcon at a location for at least the past few days has been through knowing the location of nearly everyone else on the ship and putting him wherever the empty spots were.

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    Maybe the explosion picture is metaphorical.

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    CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    Maybe the explosion picture is metaphorical.

    Yeah. He'll turn up village and our minds will be blown.

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    Like, we just blew up the mafia's plans.

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    3ds: 3282-2248-0453
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    It's not. There's a bomb in engineering. Enjoy. And it'll go off before anyone gets to move out of there. So seriously: enjoy!

    enlightenedbum on
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    MegaMekMegaMek Girls like girls. Registered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    MegaMek wrote: »
    If the game isn't over tonight I'll be on the cabin still, shooting up the place due to space dementia.

    If capfalcon does not end up mafia, I intend to put you down.

    Heh, after Bums post, I'm not sure you'll have to bother!

    Is time a gift or punishment?
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    CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    It's not. There's a bomb in engineering. Enjoy. And it'll go off before anyone gets to move out of there. So seriously: enjoy!

    3 damage oh noes!!!

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    SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    Glad I'm not in engineering

    PSN SeGaTai
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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    ^5 bros in the deadly poisonous gas.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    CesareB wrote: »
    It's not. There's a bomb in engineering. Enjoy. And it'll go off before anyone gets to move out of there. So seriously: enjoy!

    3 damage oh noes!!!

    I'll be satisfied if it kills you.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    MegaMekMegaMek Girls like girls. Registered User regular
    I guess we should start planning where to put all the bodies.

    Is time a gift or punishment?
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    MegaMekMegaMek Girls like girls. Registered User regular
    Oh right, the reactor.

    Is time a gift or punishment?
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    BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    CesareB wrote: »
    It's not. There's a bomb in engineering. Enjoy. And it'll go off before anyone gets to move out of there. So seriously: enjoy!

    3 damage oh noes!!!

    I'll be satisfied if it kills you.



    I accepted my fate last night after realizing you're a big jerk... jerk

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    CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    CesareB wrote: »
    It's not. There's a bomb in engineering. Enjoy. And it'll go off before anyone gets to move out of there. So seriously: enjoy!

    3 damage oh noes!!!

    I'll be satisfied if it kills you.

    It might! But we'll still win :)

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    CesareB wrote: »
    It's not. There's a bomb in engineering. Enjoy. And it'll go off before anyone gets to move out of there. So seriously: enjoy!

    3 damage oh noes!!!

    I'll be satisfied if it kills you.



    I accepted my fate last night after realizing you're a big jerk... jerk

    Technically speaking, I only lied to you once!

    For the record, roleblocks are lame.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Hour 7 - Carrying On

    "Status!"

    "Life support in the cabin is still acting up, we're going to have some serious problems soon!"

    "Looks like we're having problems now! Flesh Gordon's, uh, flesh is melting inside his suit! Looks like someone shot him and the gas went in through the holes!"

    "Gunfire all around the ship still, anyone down?"

    "Ixitixl was found shot up, and MegaMek just stopped living."

    "You know what's really fun? Guns. I love guns."

    "What?"

    "I just wanted you to know that I love guns. Especially shooting them. Especially shooting you."

    "Someone give me a hand! Obi Juan is completely nuts in here!"

    "Beam him into the reactor with the rest!"

    "Keep it together, I think we're almost through this!"



    Heffling. - Flesh Gordon , Security Officer- Slowly dissolved by corrosive gas leaking through numerous bullet holes.
    MegaMek- Ixitixl, Lab Tech- Shot to death
    enlightenedbum- Carson, Weapons Specialist- Died mysteriously
    MikeyCTS- Obi Juan , Weapons Specialist - Fueled the reactor


    The ship's lighting is permanently disabled!
    The ship's emergency lighting is permanently damaged!
    The warp drive is still sabotaged!
    Life support to the cabin is leaking corrosive gas into the atmosphere!
    The ship is still safely out of the asteroid field!


    Status PMs going out now.

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    MegaMekMegaMek Girls like girls. Registered User regular
    OOOooOOOooOOO

    My only regret; not banging more alien chicks before I bit the dust.

    OOOooOOOooOOO

    Is time a gift or punishment?
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    KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    Are some of those names/roles backwards in the narration? ;>_>

    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    The narration is correct.

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    BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    Wait. If ebum was weapons specialist how was I shielded the first night we buddied up? Weird

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    CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    Wait. If ebum was weapons specialist how was I shielded the first night we buddied up? Weird

    Maybe, and this is crazy... the mafia coordinated?

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    BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    An unlikely story

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Megafrost's post updated. Let me know what I am missing.

    Day 1 vote count:

    Mill: 7 (enlightenedbum, GrimmyTOA, Kilnaga, BradicusMaximus, Langly, MegaMek, Kime)
    Bertezbertez: 3 (M.D., Invictus, Gandalf_the_Crazed)
    BradicusMaximus: 2 (Bliss 101, Megafrost, Baidol, Gandalf_the_Crazed, Langly)
    Mikey CTS:: 2 (Heffling, SeGaTai)
    The Anonymous: 2 (Anialos, Infidel)
    Baidol: 2 (Retaba, Megafrost)
    Langly: 2 (Iron Weasel, jdarksun)
    Infidel: 1 (The Anonymous)
    kime: 1 (Mill)
    Heffling:: 1 (Mikey CTS)
    blahmcblah: 1 (TheRoadVirus)
    Bliss 101: 1 (Assuran)
    SeGaTai: 1 (OminousLozenge)
    GrimmyTOA: 0 (MegaMek)
    Gandalf_the_Crazed: 0 (Capfalcon)
    Capfalcon: 0 (Gandalf_the_Crazed)
    enlightenedbum: 0 (Baidol)
    TheRoadVirus: 0 (Retaba, OminousLozenge, BradicusMaximus)
    MISSING: Malkor, BertezBertez, blahmcblah

    Day 2 vote count:

    Iron Weasel: 10 (Bliss 101, GrimmyTOA, Kilnaga, Bertezbertez, Invictus, SeGaTai, Capfalcon, Anialos, Malkor, jdarksun, OminousLozenge, BradicusMaximus, Langly, Invictus)
    Baidol: 7 (GrimmyTOA, Heffling, Enlightenedbum, Invictus, Iron Weasel, Kilnaga, Mikey CTS, kime, Retaba)
    Infidel: 4 (M.D., Megafrost, MegaMek, The Anonymous)
    Kilnaga: 1 (Baidol, Malkor)
    bertezbertez: 1 (Anialos, TheRoadVirus)
    BradicusMaximus: 1 (OminousLozenge
    kime: 1 (Infidel)
    Bliss 101: 1 (BradicusMaximus)
    MISSING: Assuran, Blahmcblah

    Day 3 vote count:

    Malkor: 22 (Infidel, Retaba, Megafrost, GrimmyTOA, TheRoadVirus, Bliss 101, Kilnaga, enlightenedbum, OminousLozenge, The Anonymous, SLyM, M.D., Capfalcon, Heffling, Baidol, SeGaTai, Anialos, CesareB, BradicusMaximus, Mikey CTS, Langly, MegaMek)
    Infidel: 1 (Malkor)
    Baidol: 0 (GrimmyTOA)
    MISSING: Invictus, Bertezbertez

    Day 4 red vote count:

    Anialos: 8 (Megafrost, Capfalcon, Heffling, GrimmyTOA, CesareB, enlightenedbum, The Anonymous, Mikey CTS, MegaMek)
    SLyM: 3 (M.D, Megafrost, Langly)
    Heffling: 2 (OminousLozenge, SLyM)
    Mikey CTS: 1 (SeGaTai)
    OminousLozenge: 1 (Kilnaga)
    The Anonymous: 1 (TheRoadVirus)
    GrimmyTOA: 0 (Heffling)

    Day 4 blue vote count:

    Langly: 8 (Langly, Kilnaga, MegaMek, Heffling, TheRoadVirus, GrimmyTOA, OminousLozenge, Megafrost, Mikey CTS, enlightenedbum, CesareB, BradicusMaximus, The Anonymous)
    TheRoadVirus: 4 (TheRoadVirus, Megafrost, Capfalcon, Heffling)
    Capfalcon: 1 (SeGaTai)
    Kilnaga: 0 (Kilnaga)

    Day 5 red vote count

    (11) SlyM: Kilnaga, GrimmyTOA, Kilnaga, ZombieHero, BradicusMaximus, CesareB, Mikey CTS, Capfalcon, Enlightenedbum, Invictus, Baidol
    (4) MD : OminousLozenge, Baidol, ebum, Capfalcon, SeGaTai, Megamek, SLyM
    (3) MikeyCTS: Heffling, Invictus, The Anonymous
    (1) Baidol: TheAnonymous
    (0) EnlightenedBum: CesareB, capfalcon
    (0) Invictus: Kilnaga
    (0) Megamek: zombieHero
    (0) Capfalcon: ZombieHero

    Day 6 red vote count

    Mikey CTS: 7 (Kilnaga, Megamek, GrimmyTOA, Heffling, Zombie Hero, BradicusMaximus, SeGaTai)
    Enlightenedbum 2: (Baidol, CesareB)
    Capfalcon 1: (OminousLozenge)
    OminousLozenge 1: (Capfalcon)
    Kilnaga 1: (enlightenedbum)
    CesareB 1: (Mikey CTS)

    Day 1 locations:

    Bridge: 7 (Megafrost, Gandalf_the_Crazed, kime, enlightenedbum, Capfalcon, Infidel)
    Cabin: 8 (Baidol, Kilnaga, Invictus, Iron Weasel, Langly, Retaba, Mikey CTS)
    Propulsion: 7 (jdarksun, The Anonymous, BradicusMaximus, MegaMek, GrimmyTOA, Assuran/SLyM, Bertezbertez)
    Engineering: 8 (OminousLozenge, SeGaTai, TheRoadVirus, Anialos, M.D., Bliss 101, Heffling, Mill)
    Unknown: blahmcblah, Malkor

    Baidol and blahmcblah/cesareB were probably in the cabin
    Malkor probably in the bridge
    Gandalf died to unknown causes (mafia kill)
    Mill died to the vote
    Bliss 101 took damage from gunfire
    Retaba took 9 damage from gunfire
    FTL Transceiver was repaired
    Warp drive was repaired

    Day 2 locations:

    Bridge: 3 (Infidel, Megafrost, Malkor)
    Cabin: 10 (Mikey CTS, The Anonymous, SeGaTai, MegaMek, Capfalcon, Bliss 101, Heffling, Baidol, Bertezbertez, blahmcblah/CesareB)
    Engineering: 10+1 (Kilnaga, Invictus, Enlightenedbum, Anialos, BradicusMaximus, Retaba, kime, Iron Weasel, Langly, M.D., TheRoadVirus)
    Propulsion: 4 (jdarksun, GrimmyTOA, OminousLozenge, Assuran/SLyM)

    Warp drive was sabotaged
    Anomaly scanner (engineering) was sabotaged
    SOS was sent out
    Ship was warped out of the asteroid field
    Someone set up us the bomb in engineering
    Cabin was scanned by the security scanner
    SeGaTai claimed to be shot for 4 damage
    Jdarksun died to unknown causes (mafia kill)
    Iron Weasel died to the vote
    Kime died to gunfire (the work of Langly and Retaba)

    Day 3 locations:

    Bridge: 5 (Megafrost, Infidel, Malkor, MegaMek, Kilnaga)
    Cabin: 9 (Bliss 101, Mikey CTS, CesareB, The Anonymous, SeGaTai, Bertezbertez, Baidol, Capfalcon, Heffling)
    Engineering: 7 (OminousLozenge, Retaba, Langly, M.D., Invictus, BradicusMaximus)
    Propulsion: 4 (TheRoadVirus, GrimmyTOA, Enlightenedbum)
    Unknown: Anialos, SLyM

    Reactor is venting fumes into the cabin
    GrimmyTOA claimed to take 2 damage from gunfire.
    Warp drive is still sabotaged
    Anomaly scanner is repaired
    A bomb exploded in engineering
    SeGaTai claimed to be shot for 4 damage
    Malkor died to the vote
    Bliss 101 died to gunfire
    Retaba died to the bomb
    Infidel died by unknown causes (mafia kill)

    Day 4 locations:

    Bridge: 1 (BB/ZH)
    Cabin: 11 (M.D., Megafrost, Kilnaga, SeGaTai, SLyM, GrimmyTOA, MegaMek, The Anonymous, MikeyCTS, Heffling, whoever is not on this list)
    Engineering: 8 (blah/CesareB, Invictus, OminousLozenge, Anialos, Enlightenedbum, Langly, BradicusMaximus, Capfalcon)
    Propulsion: 1 (TheRoadVirus)

    Day 5 locations:

    Bridge: 3 (BB/ZH, M.D., Kilnaga)
    Cabin: 4 (MegaMek, Heffling, The Anonymous, capfalcon)
    Engineering: 6 (enlightenedbum, Invictus, BradicusMaximus, MikeyCTS, SLyM, OminousLozenge )
    Propulsion: 4 (Baidol, blah/CesarB, GrimmyTOA, SeGaTai)

    Day 6 locations:

    Bridge: ZombieHero
    Cabin: Baidol, SeGaTai, Heffling, MegaMek
    Engineering: capfalcon, englightenedbum, MikeyCTS, kilnaga, BradicusMaximus, OminousLozenge, CesareB
    Propulsion: GrimmyTOA

    Baidol on
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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    I am concerned about the accuracy of the narration as MegaMek is listed as lab technician, which I have a hard time believing.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    PMs are out, map incoming

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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    The narration is correct.

    premium on
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    KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    I am concerned about the accuracy of the narration as MegaMek is listed as lab technician, which I have a hard time believing.

    Especially since MegaMek is also listed with the character name that Ebum typically uses. That and Mek said he was a weapons specialist, and outlined the powers for one. Totes seems off. ;>_>

    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    premium wrote: »
    The narration is correct.


    I believe the narration is correct. I also believe narration manipulation is possible.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Going to put my vote on capfalcon as I will be proctoring and grading for most of tomorrow.

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    KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    It didn't change their alignments, just their names and roles? What the hell is the point in that? ;>_>

    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    So, was there actually a bomb in engineering last night?

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
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    BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    I don't think I would be here if there was

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    There is no "maybe". Either your PM says there was or it does not.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
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