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[mini-phalla] Trouble aboard the SS Phallatomic! - Village and Langly Victory

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  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    I'm more curious to see if I died. I don't get to use my awesome Shakespeare quote if I didn't die. :(

    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Glorious day.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    I'm more excited to read about day 4 :)

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Langlyyyyyyyy!

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    I have things to say once narration really goes up

    OooO

    Langly on
  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Kilnaga wrote: »
    I'm more curious to see if I died. I don't get to use my awesome Shakespeare quote if I didn't die. :(

    Yeah. I picked my name hoping I would die.

    It has happened before where I picked a name specifically expecting to die, only to not die.

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    I have things to say once narration really goes up

    OooO

    There will be quite a line of people with things to say about this game, I expect.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    Langlyyyyyyyy!

    haha, yeah, let me find my pm to premium about that

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Langlyyyyyyyy!

    haha, yeah, let me find my pm to premium about that

    Langly January 26 (in response to my role)
    Sweet Christmas

    Langly January 26
    Sean bean has a troubling connotation.

    If it's not too late I'll be Brick Hardcastle, super spy

    Langly January 26
    Can the crewman role repair and sabotage systems?

    premium January 26
    Yes.

    Langly January 26
    If Kime just told me who he was and he's the spy

    Well thanks I guess.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I felt really bad about that, but there wasn't really anything I could do, as my win condition demanded your death.

  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Then again, maybe I should've been hoping to live.

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  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    Do the rest of us get Latex Babe appreciation time? Because that'd be sweet.

    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    I spied on Langly Day 1 and caught him tracking Retaba, so I initiated the following conversation.

    Baidol January 27
    So, what did you learn from tracking Retaba?
    LanglyLangly January 27
    Haha, nice.

    Give me a minute.

    LanglyLangly January 27
    I'm a neutral in a spy versus spy game. Please do not tell anyone this. My ability is to track people and if I am in the same room as them, I learn their role, but not their alignment.

    My target is a rebel spy. I win if I kill them and survive till the end.

    I already know that Kime is my target. I am hopefully killing him tonight.

    Retaba moved from the cabin to the engineer room and is a researcher.
    BaidolBaidol January 27
    What.
    BaidolBaidol January 27
    Does "role" include "mafia"?
    LanglyLangly January 27
    No that's why I said no alignment.

    Like mill was a security guard. He was also mafia. I would have just seen security guard.

    BaidolBaidol January 27
    How do you know kime is your target?
    LanglyLangly January 27
    He

    Told me

    :roll:
    BaidolBaidol January 27
    What.
    LanglyLangly January 27
    I was given the base crewmen and researcher role pm, as I assume he was, but he just rolled up all hey I'm a spy, help a brother out?

    And I said yes of course I will.
    BaidolBaidol January 27
    What.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
  • MillMill Registered User regular
    I'd comment but people decided this game was one of the ones where I'd be day 1'd. If I wasn't busy with other stuff, I probably would have fought it but can't do that when you aren't at the computer. For the record, if I was at the computer and could tie the vote, I would have totally done just that to see what happened.

  • BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    Thats amazing kime

  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    I'm glad that kime decided he was immune to the "don't trust Langly rule", seems fitting

    PSN SeGaTai
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Speaking with the guy known for soft-networking to find the guy you need to kill is not a bad move.

    Just unlucky this time.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    Speaking with the guy known for soft-networking to find the guy you need to kill is not a bad move.

    Just unlucky this time.

    yeah, he had literally a 1 in 29 chance to hit the person that he needed to kill, and he rolled a 1.

    also kime, I had, just before you pm'd me, given retaba the exact same offer.

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Finale

    "Give it up Mal, we know it's you."

    "It really can't be anyone else, can it?"

    "You humans are such a young race. You don't understand what you're getting into. We are only trying to protect you from yourselves."

    "I hope you live long enough in the reactor to feel pain."

    "It's been fun! We left you a present in engineering, by the way."

    "What?"

    **EXPLOSION**


    OminousLozenge - Hammer Grundlestein, Lab Tech - Killed in an explosion.
    BradicusMaximus - Private Johnson, Lab Tech - Killed in an explosion.
    CesareB - Ensign Mary Sue, Engineer - Killed in an explosion.
    Capfalcon - Mal 'Skywalker' Sisko, Heavy Trooper - Fueled the reactor

    Victorious Survivors:
    GrimmyTOA - Flash Gordon, Researcher
    Zombie Hero - Django Fett, Crewman
    Kilnaga - Rosencrantz, Crewman
    Baidol - First Tu'Dye, Security Officer
    SeGaTai - Bluestreak, Heavy Trooper

    Langly - Brick Hardcastle, Royalist Spy

  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    Ahahahahaha, CesareB was Wesley Crusher. :P

    Also, I find it hilarious that the character name I suggested for a nameless player was assigned to @Anialos.

    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    In a surprise twist ending, there was no surprise twist ending!

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    @iron weasel

    what were you thinking

  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    premium wrote: »
    Baidol - First Tu'Dye, Security Officer

    Yeah right.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    So, if anyone was wondering who set the first bomb off in Engineering, that killed retaba, who had stated in the thread that he was at 1 hp and in engineering,

    that was the villager, iron weasel.

  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Poor, poor mafia. :D

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  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    Villagers using bombs. -.-

    Villagers aren't supposed to use bombs.

    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Megafrost wrote: »
    premium wrote: »
    Baidol - First Tu'Dye, Security Officer

    Yeah right.

    I did enjoy my randomly assigned name.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    it completely side railed all of my interactions with mega, when we were trying to figure out who the mafia were, and I was positive it was kilnaga, even though mega thought his vote exonerated him.

    that one move could have completely fucked the village for days if things had gone differently.

    Area of effect bombs that have a timer so that you can't be exactly sure who is going to get hit are the least villager friendly item. It is a weapon specifically made for the mafia to employ against you. There was absolutely no reason for any villager to want to have a bomb, ever.

    And especially after I mentioned in the thread that you got the items off of the person you killed, villagers who made bombs were just walking bomb deposits for the mafia!

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Big 3 Issues with this game:
    1. Kills needed to happen faster. The villagers really needed more incentive to shoot each other. I have some ideas on how to solve this in the next game.
    2. The mafia needed a better way to conceal some of their actions/movements
    3. The room scanner was too strong, despite the unreliability I tried to build into it.

  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Kilnaga wrote: »
    Villagers using bombs. -.-

    Villagers aren't supposed to use bombs.

    My favorite part of this game was you telling about villagers making bombs when the very first thing I did in this game was make a bomb.

    I wanted to see what it did so I could warn the rest of you.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Several villagers made bombs.
    It was funny to watch.

  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Basically you didn't give the mafia enough room to hide, yeah.

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  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    Well, I have experience with picking up bombs in space ship games (Gumpy's). It usually doesn't turn out well for the person who does it.

    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    it completely side railed all of my interactions with mega, when we were trying to figure out who the mafia were, and I was positive it was kilnaga, even though mega thought his vote exonerated him.

    Not entirely. The vote alone wasn't what made me think he was innocent.

    Being in the same room as Kilnaga+Malkor and only getting hit with 1 shot was what made me think Kilnaga was innocent.

  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Like, never pick up a bomb, what are you doing.

    This also applies to phalla.

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  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    I do have to say, I was in rare form the last few days of this game. Fun stuff.

    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Infidel wrote: »
    Like, never pick up a bomb, what are you doing.

    This also applies to phalla.

    Hold all of the bombs.

    Juggle that shit.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Also thanks for playing guys, I hope you all had fun.
    I got lots of ideas from running this game, I'll put up a sequel one day.

  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    I'd love to see the mafia boards.

    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    guys my role pm was so cool
    You are a Royalist Spy on a mission aboard the SS Phallatomic, a newly commissioned research ship sent to investigate a spacetime anomaly that was detected in unexplored space.
    Unfortunately, something went wrong. The Captain is dead, and there are reports that some of the crew are acting odd.
    But that’s not your primary concern.
    A Separatist Spy somewhere aboard the ship has gained access to some sensitive information. Your mission is to eliminate the other spy and survive until the gunfire quiets down so you can make an escape. Beware, the other spy is certainly looking out for you.

    Abilities:
    Espionage Specialist: Years of fieldwork has honed your senses and instincts to an incredible level. In addition to being an expert tracker, you are capable of learning a lot about a person just by taking a quick look at them. You are able to track a player, learning their location and any move action they are taking that night. In addition, if the tracked player is in the same location as you, you will learn their role.

    Stealthy: You may choose not to be counted towards the total number of players in your location.

    Able to access advanced functions of:
    Your specialized spy training lets you access the advanced functions of every subsystem.

    Weapons:
    Quantum Arms(tm) Heavy Carbine Custom: A customized military grade carbine. This is a lighter, more compact version a heavy battle rifle that fires a large, high velocity bullet that explodes into a ball of hot plasma on impact. This is one of the most powerful guns in the galaxy, and often sees use among special forces expecting a dangerous engagement. This particular rifle has been customized with a folding stock and made easier to disassemble, which allowed you to smuggle it aboard the SS Phallatomic. Deals 4 damage to a single target.

    Improvised Antimatter Explosive: A simple improvised explosive. This is made of a small amount of antimatter in a containment unit, with a timed fuse to break the containment field after the user has hopefully moved a safe distance away. You may use your attack action to set the explosive. The next day, it will explode, dealing 3 damage to all players in the location. Single use

    Armor:
    Umbrella(tm) Environment Suit with Integrated Armor: Customized environmental hazard protection suit, issued to all crewmen and research staff. It is a tough suit designed to protect the user from all the typical hazards one might encounter while working aboard a warp drive equipped spaceship. This suit has been modified by adding additional armor to protect against gunfire. You start with 12 hit points.

    Victory Condition: Eliminate the Seperatist Spy and survive the chaos aboard the SS Phallatomic.
    premium January 26
    In addition, you have picked up information on a couple of roles during the trip:
    premium January 26
    You know about the Researcher role

    You are a Researcher aboard the SS Phallatomic, a newly commissioned research ship sent to investigate a spacetime anomaly that was detected in unexplored space.
    Unfortunately, something went wrong. The Captain is dead, and there are reports that some of the crew are acting odd.

    Abilities:
    None: You are but a simple researcher. None of your 6 degrees have taught you anything that will give you an extra edge in this crisis.

    Able to access advanced functions of:
    Life Support
    Laboratory
    Storage
    Reactor

    Weapons:
    Personal Protective Sidearm v10: Standard issue ballistic sidearm issued to all personnel being sent on missions deemed to be at risk of alien encounter. A highly refined version of centuries old technology, it is known across the galaxy for it's reliability and ease of use. Unfortunately it lacks the stopping power of more modern weaponry. Deals 2 damage to a single target.

    Armor:
    Umbrella(tm) Environment Suit: Standard issue environmental hazard protection suit, issued to all crewmen and research staff. It is a tough suit designed to protect the user from all the typical hazards one might encounter while working aboard a warp drive equipped spaceship. While it won't last long under sustained fire or repeated environmental damage, it should keep you alive for a while. You start with 10 hit points.

    Victory Condition: Eliminate all threats to the crew of the SS Phallatomic.

    premium January 26
    You know about the Crewman role

    You are a Crewman aboard the SS Phallatomic, a newly commissioned research ship sent to investigate a spacetime anomaly that was detected in unexplored space.
    Unfortunately, something went wrong. The Captain is dead, and there are reports that some of the crew are acting odd.

    Abilities:
    None: You are a veteran crewman, having served on several spaceships before this mission was offered to you. While you are incredibly competent, you have no skill that truly sets you apart.

    Able to access advanced functions of:
    Helm
    Comm Room
    Security
    Storage
    Engine Room
    Reactor

    Weapons:
    Personal Protective Sidearm v10: Standard issue ballistic sidearm issued to all personnel being sent on missions deemed to be at risk of alien encounter. A highly refined version of centuries old technology, it is known across the galaxy for it's reliability and ease of use. Unfortunately it lacks the stopping power of more modern weaponry. Deals 2 damage to a single target.

    Armor:
    Umbrella(tm) Environment Suit: Standard issue environmental hazard protection suit, issued to all crewmen and research staff. It is a tough suit designed to protect the user from all the typical hazards one might encounter while working aboard a warp drive equipped spaceship. While it won't last long under sustained fire or repeated environmental damage, it should keep you alive for a while. You start with 10 hit points.

    Victory Condition: Eliminate all threats to the crew of the SS Phallatomic.

    Langly on
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