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This Is a [chat] About Being Unprepared.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Chat always gets weird when it goes over 100 though.

    Like right now, I'm naked and lubing myself up in hormel chile.

    If we were in Quid's chat you would not have that image burned into your brains right now.

    Toby Ziegler, covered in chile.

    the whole country?

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    he should just start working on his legs! why do that. he has to have seen them. it makes people move past the work he's put in.

    walking spray fart

    Somebody in the Reddit thread claimed this guy might have been in a wheelchair or whatever so they only worked their upper body.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    he should just start working on his legs! why do that. he has to have seen them. it makes people move past the work he's put in.

    walking spray fart

    Somebody in the Reddit thread claimed this guy might have been in a wheelchair or whatever so they only worked their upper body.

    Well.

    Now don't I feel like an ass.


    Ludious

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    What the fuck is this anarchy, @Quid

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I don't think I used enough corn starch this time! Chicken is still soft, but not as soft!

    I'M A FAILURE

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    oh, ha

    I forgot "Rhode Island passes. *dozens of distinguished statesmen debating crucial issues guffaw like 12-year-old boys*"

    I own the version that Nixon didn't cut on DVD.

    ditto. it's the best.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Chat always gets weird when it goes over 100 though.

    Like right now, I'm naked and lubing myself up in hormel chili.

    If we were in Quid's chat you would not have that image burned into your brains right now.

    Toby Ziegler, covered in chili.

    So that's why I've sprouted a horn made of sugar on my knee and developed a craving for dilithium.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    he should just start working on his legs! why do that. he has to have seen them. it makes people move past the work he's put in.

    walking spray fart

    Somebody in the Reddit thread claimed this guy might have been in a wheelchair or whatever so they only worked their upper body.

    That makes sense because he's STANDING

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    I get inspired by fit people when I put my dick in them

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Also maybe he had polio

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I don't think I used enough corn starch this time! Chicken is still soft, but not as soft!

    I'M A FAILURE

    Now you have to go to the forest.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    he should just start working on his legs! why do that. he has to have seen them. it makes people move past the work he's put in.

    walking spray fart

    Somebody in the Reddit thread claimed this guy might have been in a wheelchair or whatever so they only worked their upper body.

    That makes sense because he's STANDING

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Chat always gets weird when it goes over 100 though.

    Like right now, I'm naked and lubing myself up in hormel chili.

    If we were in Quid's chat you would not have that image burned into your brains right now.

    Toby Ziegler, covered in chili.

    the whole country?

    Hey man, I have no idea what you're talking about.

    Editing my words to make it seem like I made such a sloppy and spicy mistake!

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    he should just start working on his legs! why do that. he has to have seen them. it makes people move past the work he's put in.

    walking spray fart

    Somebody in the Reddit thread claimed this guy might have been in a wheelchair or whatever so they only worked their upper body.

    they claimed that he might have been?

    I claim he might have been a turtle

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Man who runs? Just do a billion calf raises while holding heavy things.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    I didn't have too many lines

    Basically all I said was

    New York abstains, graciously

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    he should just start working on his legs! why do that. he has to have seen them. it makes people move past the work he's put in.

    walking spray fart

    Somebody in the Reddit thread claimed this guy might have been in a wheelchair or whatever so they only worked their upper body.

    That makes sense because he's STANDING

    NONSENSE

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    What the fuck is this anarchy, @Quid

    I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ANARCHY

    I THOUGHT IT WAS RULES

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    What the fuck is this anarchy, @Quid

    I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ANARCHY

    I THOUGHT IT WAS RULES

    You're a loose cannon, Quid! Turn in your badge and your gun!

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    What the fuck is this anarchy, @Quid

    I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ANARCHY

    I THOUGHT IT WAS RULES

    so r u saying anarchy rules

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    What the fuck is this anarchy, @Quid

    I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ANARCHY

    I THOUGHT IT WAS RULES

    You're a loose cannon, Quid! Turn in your badge and your gun!

    Can he keep his sidesword?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    he should just start working on his legs! why do that. he has to have seen them. it makes people move past the work he's put in.

    walking spray fart

    Somebody in the Reddit thread claimed this guy might have been in a wheelchair or whatever so they only worked their upper body.

    Someone else in the thread confirmed that as not true.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    What the fuck is this anarchy, @Quid

    I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ANARCHY

    I THOUGHT IT WAS RULES

    You're a loose cannon, Quid! Turn in your badge and your gun!

    Can he keep his sidesword?

    Depends on which state he's in.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    People who go to the gym say a lot that pictures of superbuff people inspire and motivate them

    They do not do that for me

    Burn all the fit people! burn them!!

    i get inspired by fit people only if they used to be huge

    I only get inspired (relative term) if they have a good attitude after they dropped the weight. If they exhibit even a hint of 'former fatties syndrome' where they get all EVEN AN OUNCE OF BODY FAT IS PROOF OF YOUR DISGUSTING MORAL INFERIORITY JUST BE AMAZING AND DEDICATED LIKE ME YOU GROTESQUE SPECIMEN I am like 'well, this deep fried butter-topped pizza is getting eaten in your honor, douchebag'

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    NNID: Hakkekage
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rnI5iwsyM9U

    this is cool

    gets better when the music picks up

    I wish he were in a better space where the background wasn't so noisy

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i saw a guy who looked like that at the airport once

    this bro with just a huuuuge upper body, and then tiny little stick legs

    he looked like he was going to fall over

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    The general press (i.e. Search Engine news services) have picked up on the 720's apparent anti-used game architecture. However the only source remains Edge,

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    I didn't have too many lines

    Basically all I said was

    New York abstains, graciously
    you mean they took out the part where he explains why he can't vote?

    and they used the wrong adverb?

    ugh!

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    he should just start working on his legs! why do that. he has to have seen them. it makes people move past the work he's put in.

    walking spray fart

    Somebody in the Reddit thread claimed this guy might have been in a wheelchair or whatever so they only worked their upper body.

    Someone else in the thread confirmed that as not true.

    Somebody else claimed the person who confirmed the claim as not true is a pedophile.

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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    @Geth @Jacobkosh

    This chat requires:

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    Exterminatus.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    deep fried butter-topped pizza

    all i read

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    WAI SO EAGER TO GET RID OF MY [CHAT] HUH

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I swear to god the guy who was sitting next to me on this train and just got off at this station left a parting fart

    Fcffffuducisjajxkjdndmdosoamakskdmclz I hate my life

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    @Geth @Jacobkosh

    This chat requires:

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    Exterminatus.

    Would you accept Unicron?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I have the opposite problem in regards to muscular top vs bottom body, but I am working on it.

    For the longest time though people would just see me as not particularly fit (which is true) and then one day I would wear shorts and they would go "Holy crap what spot do you play?" One time I had people debating if I had tennis or baseball calves... Are those even things?

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    WAI SO EAGER TO GET RID OF MY [CHAT] HUH

    It sucks!

    You suck!

    Everyone who has posted in it sucks!

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    @Sarksus gets the new thread.

    @Corehealer is backup.

    Geth, close the thread.

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Jacobkosh. Closing thread...

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