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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    we used to get lots of anti-solvent-abuse ads in high school

    and we were all like

    haha

    who does this

    eventually we learnt that these were largely drug-war ad materials imported from australia or the US

    aRkpc.gif
  • GnomeTankGnomeTank Registered User regular
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    Just got my Portland Timbers season tickets from the Fed Ex guy -- wootwoot! I feel so important.

    Definitely more important than the rest of you pleebs...

    The question is: Are they in the Timbers Army section? Because last time I went to a Timbers game, I sat there, and it was fucking amazing.

    Nah, son -- I graduated from that shit. I was in the TA before MLS (and actually this isn't bullshit) it was insanely fun back then, best sporting events of my life, but the move to MLS made it pretty ridiculous with long lines and less soccer hardcore, more soccer curious people so anyway I have reserved seats now.

    Last game I had in TA was the 3-0 victory over the LA Galaxy, though, so that was a pretty fucking awesome way to have a last game in there.

    Well I enjoyed it, so hrmph.

    I should get season tickets. Mind if I ask how much they cost you?

    Sagroth wrote: »
    Oh c'mon FyreWulff, no one's gonna pay to visit Uranus.
    Steam: Brainling, XBL / PSN: GnomeTank, NintendoID: Brainling, FF14: Zillius Rosh SFV: Brainling
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Halo 1 is great, but it's old, Halo 2 was terrible, never played 3 because of how bad 2 was, Reach was fun, haven't played 4.

    Reach, Halo 1 and ODST are my trilogy.

    Halo 2 was masterful - it basically set the template for what an online console shooter could be.

    No Halo 2, no Modern Warfare or any of the other hits that borrowed heavily from the secret sauce Bungie made.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    We had like 1300 people when I was in high school. 100% of the people who smoked pot were the bottom of every statistical category available in terms of academic progress and attendance.

    As a teenage dopefiend who was also a national merit scholar,

    YOLO. Swag. Whatever. Fuck it. Lets do this.
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    if I were to add some onion to my mac and cheese

    is it a better idea to drop it in while the shells are being cooked, add it to the cheese "sauce", or add it after the cheese and shells have been mixed together.

    If you are sweating off the onions first then I would mix it up with the pasta and sauce so everything is mixed together and awesome.

    I don't know what "sweating off the onions" means. I am noob chef

    Cook without making them all brown and stuff (so they are all soft and yummy. TV chefs describe them as going translucent. You cook them slowly on a low heat for quite a while).

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Solo, NOVA may be getting its own power to tax strictly to alleviate transportation issues :O

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Halo 1 is great, but it's old, Halo 2 was terrible, never played 3 because of how bad 2 was, Reach was fun, haven't played 4.

    Reach, Halo 1 and ODST are my trilogy.

    Halo 2 was masterful - it basically set the template for what an online console shooter could be.

    No Halo 2, no Modern Warfare or any of the other hits that borrowed heavily from the secret sauce Bungie made.

    I didn't play the Halo 2 multiplayer, I always start with the singleplayer, which was fucking terrible. It was a rental, the singleplayer was bad so I just brought it back before doing any multiplayer. But I acknowledge that most people think Halo 2's multiplayer was the series' zenith

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Organichu wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Just real talk I'm touching my penis like 30 minutes a day on an average day.

    Real talk.

    good lord, how many times a day do you masturbate

    Gotta give it some foreplay, and cuddles afterwards, Chu!

    Can't just rush into that sort of thing or it won't be enjoyable for anyone.

    BeNarwhal on
    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I summarized 2 chapters out of 5. i feel sick.

    i think I may have a bad cold. :(

  • GnomeTankGnomeTank Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Halo 1 is great, but it's old, Halo 2 was terrible, never played 3 because of how bad 2 was, Reach was fun, haven't played 4.

    Reach, Halo 1 and ODST are my trilogy.

    You should play 3. If you liked Reach, 3 is better.

    Sagroth wrote: »
    Oh c'mon FyreWulff, no one's gonna pay to visit Uranus.
    Steam: Brainling, XBL / PSN: GnomeTank, NintendoID: Brainling, FF14: Zillius Rosh SFV: Brainling
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.


    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Halo 2 had great multiplayer, but the campaign was bad. And on legendary it became a hellish game where walls of snipers kill you instantly

  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Halo 1 is great, but it's old, Halo 2 was terrible, never played 3 because of how bad 2 was, Reach was fun, haven't played 4.

    Reach, Halo 1 and ODST are my trilogy.

    You should play 3. If you liked Reach, 3 is better.

    Yeah I probably ought to.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Halo 1 is great, but it's old, Halo 2 was terrible, never played 3 because of how bad 2 was, Reach was fun, haven't played 4.

    Reach, Halo 1 and ODST are my trilogy.

    Halo 2 was masterful - it basically set the template for what an online console shooter could be.

    No Halo 2, no Modern Warfare or any of the other hits that borrowed heavily from the secret sauce Bungie made.

    I didn't play the Halo 2 multiplayer, I always start with the singleplayer, which was fucking terrible. It was a rental, the singleplayer was bad so I just brought it back before doing any multiplayer. But I acknowledge that most people think Halo 2's multiplayer was the series' zenith

    You're xenophobic against elites, aren't you.

    the Arbiter was a fun change on the formula for me.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    we used to get lots of anti-solvent-abuse ads in high school

    and we were all like

    haha

    who does this

    eventually we learnt that these were largely drug-war ad materials imported from australia or the US

    I knew so many kids that huffed glue when I was at school. You could always tell 'cos they were the ones who looked like they had a really bad cold all the fucking time.

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Solo, NOVA may be getting its own power to tax strictly to alleviate transportation issues :O

    Is that the special tax that was meant to pay for the Silver Line, or something else? I know the Silver Line tax was just certain jurisdictions.

  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    if I were to add some onion to my mac and cheese

    is it a better idea to drop it in while the shells are being cooked, add it to the cheese "sauce", or add it after the cheese and shells have been mixed together.

    If you are sweating off the onions first then I would mix it up with the pasta and sauce so everything is mixed together and awesome.

    I don't know what "sweating off the onions" means. I am noob chef

    Cook without making them all brown and stuff (so they are all soft and yummy. TV chefs describe them as going translucent. You cook them slowly on a low heat for quite a while).

    Ah, cool. I shall file that away, then. The thought occurred to me about half-way through the process, so I'll do it next time.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    glue sniffing was more of a problem in the past, wasn't it

    it collapsed during the 90s juvenile crime decline

    Morphed into huffing paint.

    makes sense, paint has stronger solvents

    The down side to huffing paint is that when you eventually get caught by the cops doing something stupid your mugshot looks like:

    Huffer.jpg

    And if you huff paint you will do something stupid and get caught by the cops.

    SenjutsuPodly
  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    okay intel

    you have 9 months to get your shit together, so

    you know,

    do that

    Using HEVC is a great start. Should be interesting.

  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Halo 1 is great, but it's old, Halo 2 was terrible, never played 3 because of how bad 2 was, Reach was fun, haven't played 4.

    Reach, Halo 1 and ODST are my trilogy.

    Halo 2 was masterful - it basically set the template for what an online console shooter could be.

    No Halo 2, no Modern Warfare or any of the other hits that borrowed heavily from the secret sauce Bungie made.

    I didn't play the Halo 2 multiplayer, I always start with the singleplayer, which was fucking terrible. It was a rental, the singleplayer was bad so I just brought it back before doing any multiplayer. But I acknowledge that most people think Halo 2's multiplayer was the series' zenith

    You're xenophobic against elites, aren't you.

    the Arbiter was a fun change on the formula for me.

    I liked the arbiter bits, but then we went back to another Halo and they promised another library (apparently you don't end up in the library but the part running up to it was awful) and I was like fUCK THIS and stopped playing. It didn't grab me at all like the first game.

  • GnomeTankGnomeTank Registered User regular
    Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.

    Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.

    Sagroth wrote: »
    Oh c'mon FyreWulff, no one's gonna pay to visit Uranus.
    Steam: Brainling, XBL / PSN: GnomeTank, NintendoID: Brainling, FF14: Zillius Rosh SFV: Brainling
    Deebaser
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    we used to get lots of anti-solvent-abuse ads in high school

    and we were all like

    haha

    who does this

    eventually we learnt that these were largely drug-war ad materials imported from australia or the US

    chronic users tend to be the bottom tier of the social work clientele

    the poorest and/or most neurologically/psychatrically disturbed clients

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    I now want to see a composite of all the composites.

    I wish to be blinded by beauty.

    the face of god

    5678205419_3433428734_b.jpg

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    We had like 1300 people when I was in high school. 100% of the people who smoked pot were the bottom of every statistical category available in terms of academic progress and attendance.

    As a teenage dopefiend who was also a national merit scholar,

    Smart dopefiends usually don't get caught in these statistics because they're usually smart enough not to tell the entire world how fucking high you got last night ololl 420
    Therefore all the public dopefiends are idiots.

    Bless your heart.
    override367
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    I was actually looking for one where they average all the male and female faces together, but no luck

  • GnomeTankGnomeTank Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Halo 1 is great, but it's old, Halo 2 was terrible, never played 3 because of how bad 2 was, Reach was fun, haven't played 4.

    Reach, Halo 1 and ODST are my trilogy.

    You should play 3. If you liked Reach, 3 is better.

    Yeah I probably ought to.

    Don't get me wrong, Reach is great, I loved Reach...but 3 is the pinnacle of the series.

    Sagroth wrote: »
    Oh c'mon FyreWulff, no one's gonna pay to visit Uranus.
    Steam: Brainling, XBL / PSN: GnomeTank, NintendoID: Brainling, FF14: Zillius Rosh SFV: Brainling
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Solo, NOVA may be getting its own power to tax strictly to alleviate transportation issues :O

    Is that the special tax that was meant to pay for the Silver Line, or something else? I know the Silver Line tax was just certain jurisdictions.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-state-of-nova/post/bill-to-allow-nova-counties-to-impose-one-percent-income-tax-without-public-vote-passes-va-senate/2013/02/12/282dcf04-74a1-11e2-8f84-3e4b513b1a13_blog.html?tid=pm_pop

    Not just for silver line, and pretty much all the northern counties would be able to impose a 1% tax. I personally support this, since it would never get off the ground on a public referendum

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    And if you huff paint you will do something stupid and get caught by the cops.

    not true i do it all the tyme and the pigz never catch meeeee

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  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    Is anybody following Bungie's new ARG.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Is anybody following Bungie's new ARG.

    It'll never match up to Ilovebees

    Bless your heart.
    syndalis
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    What in the fuck kind of high do you get huffing paint? That horrible feeling like you're going to pass out while your lungs burn and your sinuses attempt to crawl up into your frontal lobe? That is not "high". Legalize marijuana already, jesus christ.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    what the fuck is the point of cooking onions without making them caramelized and delicious

    I fucking love carmalized onions

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.

    Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.

    I never understand this. Jerk off all you like, just go watch some porn or something and don't lie next to me and do it 'cos I'm trying to sleep and don't want to listen to your sex noises.

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Oh my god that translation was brutal

    And now that my brain is mush I get to write a note in French for the client

    Hnnnnnggfhhhbnbbbbb

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.

    Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.

    Oh I don't think she cares if I do it, we're just not that intimate that it's a spectator sport.


    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
    Senjutsu
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    what the fuck is the point of cooking onions without making them caramelized and delicious

    I fucking love carmalized onions

    IT TAKES LIKE 40 MINUTES

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    We had like 1300 people when I was in high school. 100% of the people who smoked pot were the bottom of every statistical category available in terms of academic progress and attendance.

    Really? Guess it was becasue I lived in the middle of nowhere. In my graduating class of like 160 I'd say like 60% of the people were pot smokers by graduation time.

    I sat in smoking circles that were like 7 of the top 10 students in the grade. All the smart kids were bored stupid and took up partying big time

    GnomeTank
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    And as it slid viscously down my gullet, I knew there was no sweeter pleasure in life than that mentholated kiss of OTC dextrose

    Ezra "Robo-Tripper" Pound

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  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.

    Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.

    This is why my desktop is password protected.

    YOLO. Swag. Whatever. Fuck it. Lets do this.
    GnomeTank
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.

    Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.

    Yeah that's not at all cool. Glad you're speaking in the past tense.

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