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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    what the fuck is the point of cooking onions without making them caramelized and delicious

    I fucking love carmalized onions

    IT TAKES LIKE 40 MINUTES

    Sweat them. Add some caramel ice cream topping.

    Boom. Three minutes.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    21stCentury
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Also onions are the worst thing, ever.

    Bless your heart.
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    what the fuck is the point of cooking onions without making them caramelized and delicious

    I fucking love carmalized onions

    I like raw onion

  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    Just got my Portland Timbers season tickets from the Fed Ex guy -- wootwoot! I feel so important.

    Definitely more important than the rest of you pleebs...

    The question is: Are they in the Timbers Army section? Because last time I went to a Timbers game, I sat there, and it was fucking amazing.

    Nah, son -- I graduated from that shit. I was in the TA before MLS (and actually this isn't bullshit) it was insanely fun back then, best sporting events of my life, but the move to MLS made it pretty ridiculous with long lines and less soccer hardcore, more soccer curious people so anyway I have reserved seats now.

    Last game I had in TA was the 3-0 victory over the LA Galaxy, though, so that was a pretty fucking awesome way to have a last game in there.

    Well I enjoyed it, so hrmph.

    I should get season tickets. Mind if I ask how much they cost you?

    Oh, it's fun, but we got tired of having to line up insanely early to be able to get a decent seat (when we were going to USL games, we could drink at the bars till like 15m before kickoff, roll in, and get a spot in 107 right next to the horns + drums) and maybe it's mellowed out a bit now, but it was getting all kinds of weirdly aggro with seat saving and people waving flags in our view and all this other stuff in those sections so we bounced to the reserved seats. I'm a soccer junkie -- I love the atmosphere, but I'm not trying to have some hammered PSU student stay waving a flag in my face during every moment of the game (and then cop attitude when I politely ask them to stop).

    The season tix are cheap (at least in my perspective) but ... fair warning there's like a 7k+ waiting list. It's $360/yr per ticket to be in TA and we pay $540/yr per ticket to be in reserved seats. That covers every home game, gives you Trimet fare to for every game day, and like a 10% discount in the team store, too, it's pretty great. One of the better investments I made, I can't even tell you how many people I told to buy in before the first year that probably should have taken my advice...

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    what the fuck is the point of cooking onions without making them caramelized and delicious

    I fucking love carmalized onions

    Actually caramelizing them is a delicate process and takes a long time and they get sweet, which doesn't always work.

    Most people who think they're caramelizing are not.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
    skippydumptruck
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Tamin wrote: »
    what the fuck is the point of cooking onions without making them caramelized and delicious

    I fucking love carmalized onions

    I like raw onion

    Raw onion is acceptable depending - on hot dogs, burgers, salads, etc

    Raw or carmalized, nothing in between, I am an extremist who will die for this belief

    override367 on
  • GnomeTankGnomeTank Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.

    Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.

    Oh I don't think she cares if I do it, we're just not that intimate that it's a spectator sport.

    Wut? Man, masturbating is totally a spectator sport. Time to get more intimate.

    GnomeTank on
    Sagroth wrote: »
    Oh c'mon FyreWulff, no one's gonna pay to visit Uranus.
    Steam: Brainling, XBL / PSN: GnomeTank, NintendoID: Brainling, FF14: Zillius Rosh SFV: Brainling
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    What in the fuck kind of high do you get huffing paint? That horrible feeling like you're going to pass out while your lungs burn and your sinuses attempt to crawl up into your frontal lobe? That is not "high". Legalize marijuana already, jesus christ.

    Oxygen deprivation can cause euphoria type effects. Chalk one more up for intelligent design.

  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Is anybody following Bungie's new ARG.

    It'll never match up to Ilovebees

    ilovebees endeared me to the Halo universe forever.

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    what the fuck is the point of cooking onions without making them caramelized and delicious

    I fucking love carmalized onions

    Actually caramelizing them is a delicate process and takes a long time and they get sweet, which doesn't always work.

    Most people who think they're caramelizing are not.

    I salt them and cook them in butter and they turn brown and delicious - over the course of about 45 minutes

    Whatever that's called is what I mean, Alton Brown taught me this so I hold him up as some kind of food based messiah

    override367 on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.

    Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.

    Oh I don't think she cares if I do it, we're just not that intimate that it's a spectator sport.

    Wut? Man, masturbating is totally a spectator sport. Time to get more intimate.

    I disagree

    Also thank god for the iphone. I haven't used a computer to look at porn in over 4 years now.


    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Solo, NOVA may be getting its own power to tax strictly to alleviate transportation issues :O

    Is that the special tax that was meant to pay for the Silver Line, or something else? I know the Silver Line tax was just certain jurisdictions.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-state-of-nova/post/bill-to-allow-nova-counties-to-impose-one-percent-income-tax-without-public-vote-passes-va-senate/2013/02/12/282dcf04-74a1-11e2-8f84-3e4b513b1a13_blog.html?tid=pm_pop

    Not just for silver line, and pretty much all the northern counties would be able to impose a 1% tax. I personally support this, since it would never get off the ground on a public referendum

    Oh, haven't heard of this.

    Yeah, it definitely makes sense. But even though it's a good idea, if they do it in Fairfax I'm still going to bitch about paying higher taxes!

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    what the fuck is the point of cooking onions without making them caramelized and delicious

    I fucking love carmalized onions

    Actually caramelizing them is a delicate process and takes a long time and they get sweet, which doesn't always work.

    Most people who think they're caramelizing are not.

    browned onions also quite delicious, and way quicker

    Evil Multifarious
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.

    Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.

    I never understand this. Jerk off all you like, just go watch some porn or something and don't lie next to me and do it 'cos I'm trying to sleep and don't want to listen to your sex noises.

    I'd guess a need for control related to deep-seated insecurity.

    Which I sympathize for, but goodness that is not an appropriate dynamic for a couple to have.

    GnomeTank
  • GnomeTankGnomeTank Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.

    Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.

    I never understand this. Jerk off all you like, just go watch some porn or something and don't lie next to me and do it 'cos I'm trying to sleep and don't want to listen to your sex noises.

    Wait...people make noise while masturbating? That's a very odd concept to me. Maybe it's the learning to do it silently like an F-22 on combat patrol that made me learn to never make a peep.

    Sagroth wrote: »
    Oh c'mon FyreWulff, no one's gonna pay to visit Uranus.
    Steam: Brainling, XBL / PSN: GnomeTank, NintendoID: Brainling, FF14: Zillius Rosh SFV: Brainling
  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    I just brown the onions

    I ain't got time for this hocus pocus

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    what the fuck is the point of cooking onions without making them caramelized and delicious

    I fucking love carmalized onions

    I like raw onion

    Raw onion is acceptable depending - on hot dogs, burgers, salads, etc

    Raw or carmalized, nothing in between, I am an extremist who will die for this belief

    what is "carmalized"

    is that like a special cooking term for caramelised

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Time for me to dive back in.

    Sick or not, I'll study a bit more today...

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Is anybody following Bungie's new ARG.

    It'll never match up to Ilovebees

    ilovebees endeared me to the Halo universe forever.

    I solved one or two of the corrupted jpeg puzzles and was one of the "plot moving" callers on the telephone.
    Halo 2 was also one of the last console games I played before I gave up on consoles completely.

    Bless your heart.
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I'm wearing a pair of medium-rise brown corduroy pants

    Everything feels more 70s

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.

    Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.

    I never understand this. Jerk off all you like, just go watch some porn or something and don't lie next to me and do it 'cos I'm trying to sleep and don't want to listen to your sex noises.

    Wait...people make noise while masturbating? That's a very odd concept to me. Maybe it's the learning to do it silently like an F-22 on combat patrol that made me learn to never make a peep.

    i am completely silent, and aside from my arm completely still. i'm looking at the wall. my lazy eye is looking at the door.

    GnomeTankskippydumptruckamateurhourDeebaser
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.

    Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.

    Oh I don't think she cares if I do it, we're just not that intimate that it's a spectator sport.

    Wut? Man, masturbating is totally a spectator sport. Time to get more intimate.

    it can be, but sometimes you just want to rub one out and get on with your day instead of starting 3 hours of sexy time, man

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
    GnomeTankJacobkosh
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    I always thought gay dudes did poppers as an anal relaxant but it also makes your orgasm much more intense

    Fucking gays know how to live, I tell ya

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Browning onions is great yeah

    I will eat a red onion like an apple though

    I love that shit

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.

    Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.

    I never understand this. Jerk off all you like, just go watch some porn or something and don't lie next to me and do it 'cos I'm trying to sleep and don't want to listen to your sex noises.

    Wait...people make noise while masturbating? That's a very odd concept to me. Maybe it's the learning to do it silently like an F-22 on combat patrol that made me learn to never make a peep.

    I barely make noise during normal sex.

    GnomeTank
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    actually i'm a bathroom fapper since i live with family. only one bathroom in the house too. sux. I DON'T JERK IT WITH AUDIO WHICH IS TERRIBLE

  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    I now want to see a composite of all the composites.

    I wish to be blinded by beauty.

    the face of god

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    I always thought gay dudes did poppers as an anal relaxant but it also makes your orgasm much more intense

    Fucking gays know how to live, I tell ya

    the gays have great wisdom

    i shall keep a council of them when i am ruler and consult them on all issues

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    Regina Fong
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    What in the fuck kind of high do you get huffing paint? That horrible feeling like you're going to pass out while your lungs burn and your sinuses attempt to crawl up into your frontal lobe? That is not "high". Legalize marijuana already, jesus christ.

    Oxygen deprivation can cause euphoria type effects. Chalk one more up for intelligent design.

    It's more than just oxygen deprivation. Organic solvents have common effects on NMDA, GABA, and dopamine at high enough doses.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    what is "carmalized"

    is that like a special cooking term for caramelised

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    ronya
  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    I am bad at masturbating quickly, especially since I started using erotic fiction instead of porn.

    I GOTTA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    audible yet inexplicable squirting noises, gentle weeping, going "FUH FUH FUH FUH IT'S HAPPENING"

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
    skippydumptruck
  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    We had like 1300 people when I was in high school. 100% of the people who smoked pot were the bottom of every statistical category available in terms of academic progress and attendance.
    Yup, that's probably true for pretty much every HS. And for the most part its true in college too (as is binge drinking).

    Hell look what it did to Boomers.

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    What in the fuck kind of high do you get huffing paint? That horrible feeling like you're going to pass out while your lungs burn and your sinuses attempt to crawl up into your frontal lobe? That is not "high". Legalize marijuana already, jesus christ.

    Oxygen deprivation can cause euphoria type effects. Chalk one more up for intelligent design.

    It's more than just oxygen deprivation. Organic solvents have common effects on NMDA, GABA, and dopamine at high enough doses.

    QED legalize nitrous

    surrealitycheckFeral
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    I always thought gay dudes did poppers as an anal relaxant but it also makes your orgasm much more intense

    Fucking gays know how to live, I tell ya

    the gays have great wisdom

    i shall keep a council of them when i am ruler and consult them on all issues

    Your kingdom will be fabulous

    Bless your heart.
    surrealitycheck
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    actually i'm a bathroom fapper since i live with family. only one bathroom in the house too. sux. I DON'T JERK IT WITH AUDIO WHICH IS TERRIBLE

    dis muh fucka poopin 6x/day

  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Time for me to dive back in.

    Sick or not, I'll study a bit more today...

    Many years ago, I was sick. couldn't stay warm, movement was tortuous.

    but I had shell scripts to write for class

    so I wrote them

    every 15-20 minutes, I would shamble over to the dryer and pull a fresh blanket from it, and replace it with the current one

    I got those scripts written.

    I don't remember at all grade I got.

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    audible yet inexplicable squirting noises, gentle weeping, going "FUH FUH FUH FUH IT'S HAPPENING"

    i squeal OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD in a hysterically, high-pitched voice

    it's like an f-22's engines spooling up

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    what the fuck is the point of cooking onions without making them caramelized and delicious

    I fucking love carmalized onions

    I like raw onion

    Raw onion is acceptable depending - on hot dogs, burgers, salads, etc

    Raw or carmalized, nothing in between, I am an extremist who will die for this belief

    what is "carmalized"

    is that like a special cooking term for caramelised

    It is a special way of preparing onions for the heretical Carmelite sect duh no wonder you no school well

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.

    Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.

    I never understand this. Jerk off all you like, just go watch some porn or something and don't lie next to me and do it 'cos I'm trying to sleep and don't want to listen to your sex noises.

    Wait...people make noise while masturbating? That's a very odd concept to me. Maybe it's the learning to do it silently like an F-22 on combat patrol that made me learn to never make a peep.

    friction noises, heavier breathing, etc. Even if there's no grunting and moaning that shit is distracting.

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