Just got my Portland Timbers season tickets from the Fed Ex guy -- wootwoot! I feel so important.
Definitely more important than the rest of you pleebs...
The question is: Are they in the Timbers Army section? Because last time I went to a Timbers game, I sat there, and it was fucking amazing.
Nah, son -- I graduated from that shit. I was in the TA before MLS (and actually this isn't bullshit) it was insanely fun back then, best sporting events of my life, but the move to MLS made it pretty ridiculous with long lines and less soccer hardcore, more soccer curious people so anyway I have reserved seats now.
Last game I had in TA was the 3-0 victory over the LA Galaxy, though, so that was a pretty fucking awesome way to have a last game in there.
Well I enjoyed it, so hrmph.
I should get season tickets. Mind if I ask how much they cost you?
Oh, it's fun, but we got tired of having to line up insanely early to be able to get a decent seat (when we were going to USL games, we could drink at the bars till like 15m before kickoff, roll in, and get a spot in 107 right next to the horns + drums) and maybe it's mellowed out a bit now, but it was getting all kinds of weirdly aggro with seat saving and people waving flags in our view and all this other stuff in those sections so we bounced to the reserved seats. I'm a soccer junkie -- I love the atmosphere, but I'm not trying to have some hammered PSU student stay waving a flag in my face during every moment of the game (and then cop attitude when I politely ask them to stop).
The season tix are cheap (at least in my perspective) but ... fair warning there's like a 7k+ waiting list. It's $360/yr per ticket to be in TA and we pay $540/yr per ticket to be in reserved seats. That covers every home game, gives you Trimet fare to for every game day, and like a 10% discount in the team store, too, it's pretty great. One of the better investments I made, I can't even tell you how many people I told to buy in before the first year that probably should have taken my advice...
Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.
Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.
Oh I don't think she cares if I do it, we're just not that intimate that it's a spectator sport.
Wut? Man, masturbating is totally a spectator sport. Time to get more intimate.
What in the fuck kind of high do you get huffing paint? That horrible feeling like you're going to pass out while your lungs burn and your sinuses attempt to crawl up into your frontal lobe? That is not "high". Legalize marijuana already, jesus christ.
Oxygen deprivation can cause euphoria type effects. Chalk one more up for intelligent design.
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Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.
Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.
Oh I don't think she cares if I do it, we're just not that intimate that it's a spectator sport.
Wut? Man, masturbating is totally a spectator sport. Time to get more intimate.
I disagree
Also thank god for the iphone. I haven't used a computer to look at porn in over 4 years now.
Not just for silver line, and pretty much all the northern counties would be able to impose a 1% tax. I personally support this, since it would never get off the ground on a public referendum
Oh, haven't heard of this.
Yeah, it definitely makes sense. But even though it's a good idea, if they do it in Fairfax I'm still going to bitch about paying higher taxes!
Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.
Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.
I never understand this. Jerk off all you like, just go watch some porn or something and don't lie next to me and do it 'cos I'm trying to sleep and don't want to listen to your sex noises.
I'd guess a need for control related to deep-seated insecurity.
Which I sympathize for, but goodness that is not an appropriate dynamic for a couple to have.
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GnomeTankWhat the what?Portland, OregonRegistered Userregular
Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.
Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.
I never understand this. Jerk off all you like, just go watch some porn or something and don't lie next to me and do it 'cos I'm trying to sleep and don't want to listen to your sex noises.
Wait...people make noise while masturbating? That's a very odd concept to me. Maybe it's the learning to do it silently like an F-22 on combat patrol that made me learn to never make a peep.
ilovebees endeared me to the Halo universe forever.
I solved one or two of the corrupted jpeg puzzles and was one of the "plot moving" callers on the telephone.
Halo 2 was also one of the last console games I played before I gave up on consoles completely.
Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.
Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.
I never understand this. Jerk off all you like, just go watch some porn or something and don't lie next to me and do it 'cos I'm trying to sleep and don't want to listen to your sex noises.
Wait...people make noise while masturbating? That's a very odd concept to me. Maybe it's the learning to do it silently like an F-22 on combat patrol that made me learn to never make a peep.
i am completely silent, and aside from my arm completely still. i'm looking at the wall. my lazy eye is looking at the door.
Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.
Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.
Oh I don't think she cares if I do it, we're just not that intimate that it's a spectator sport.
Wut? Man, masturbating is totally a spectator sport. Time to get more intimate.
it can be, but sometimes you just want to rub one out and get on with your day instead of starting 3 hours of sexy time, man
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
I always thought gay dudes did poppers as an anal relaxant but it also makes your orgasm much more intense
Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.
Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.
I never understand this. Jerk off all you like, just go watch some porn or something and don't lie next to me and do it 'cos I'm trying to sleep and don't want to listen to your sex noises.
Wait...people make noise while masturbating? That's a very odd concept to me. Maybe it's the learning to do it silently like an F-22 on combat patrol that made me learn to never make a peep.
What in the fuck kind of high do you get huffing paint? That horrible feeling like you're going to pass out while your lungs burn and your sinuses attempt to crawl up into your frontal lobe? That is not "high". Legalize marijuana already, jesus christ.
Oxygen deprivation can cause euphoria type effects. Chalk one more up for intelligent design.
It's more than just oxygen deprivation. Organic solvents have common effects on NMDA, GABA, and dopamine at high enough doses.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
We had like 1300 people when I was in high school. 100% of the people who smoked pot were the bottom of every statistical category available in terms of academic progress and attendance.
Yup, that's probably true for pretty much every HS. And for the most part its true in college too (as is binge drinking).
What in the fuck kind of high do you get huffing paint? That horrible feeling like you're going to pass out while your lungs burn and your sinuses attempt to crawl up into your frontal lobe? That is not "high". Legalize marijuana already, jesus christ.
Oxygen deprivation can cause euphoria type effects. Chalk one more up for intelligent design.
It's more than just oxygen deprivation. Organic solvents have common effects on NMDA, GABA, and dopamine at high enough doses.
QED legalize nitrous
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
Being married has gotten me so good at jerkin' it both quickly and silently that I'm pretty sure I possess the stealth skills to assassinate a government official at this point.
Pretty much. I always found that whole thing so odd when I was married...so let me get this straight, you don't want to have sex with me because you have a "headache", but if you catch me jerking (even sans porn), it's like this huge affront? What the fuck.
I never understand this. Jerk off all you like, just go watch some porn or something and don't lie next to me and do it 'cos I'm trying to sleep and don't want to listen to your sex noises.
Wait...people make noise while masturbating? That's a very odd concept to me. Maybe it's the learning to do it silently like an F-22 on combat patrol that made me learn to never make a peep.
friction noises, heavier breathing, etc. Even if there's no grunting and moaning that shit is distracting.
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Sweat them. Add some caramel ice cream topping.
Boom. Three minutes.
I like raw onion
Oh, it's fun, but we got tired of having to line up insanely early to be able to get a decent seat (when we were going to USL games, we could drink at the bars till like 15m before kickoff, roll in, and get a spot in 107 right next to the horns + drums) and maybe it's mellowed out a bit now, but it was getting all kinds of weirdly aggro with seat saving and people waving flags in our view and all this other stuff in those sections so we bounced to the reserved seats. I'm a soccer junkie -- I love the atmosphere, but I'm not trying to have some hammered PSU student stay waving a flag in my face during every moment of the game (and then cop attitude when I politely ask them to stop).
The season tix are cheap (at least in my perspective) but ... fair warning there's like a 7k+ waiting list. It's $360/yr per ticket to be in TA and we pay $540/yr per ticket to be in reserved seats. That covers every home game, gives you Trimet fare to for every game day, and like a 10% discount in the team store, too, it's pretty great. One of the better investments I made, I can't even tell you how many people I told to buy in before the first year that probably should have taken my advice...
Actually caramelizing them is a delicate process and takes a long time and they get sweet, which doesn't always work.
Most people who think they're caramelizing are not.
Raw onion is acceptable depending - on hot dogs, burgers, salads, etc
Raw or carmalized, nothing in between, I am an extremist who will die for this belief
Wut? Man, masturbating is totally a spectator sport. Time to get more intimate.
Oxygen deprivation can cause euphoria type effects. Chalk one more up for intelligent design.
ilovebees endeared me to the Halo universe forever.
I salt them and cook them in butter and they turn brown and delicious - over the course of about 45 minutes
Whatever that's called is what I mean, Alton Brown taught me this so I hold him up as some kind of food based messiah
I disagree
Also thank god for the iphone. I haven't used a computer to look at porn in over 4 years now.
Oh, haven't heard of this.
Yeah, it definitely makes sense. But even though it's a good idea, if they do it in Fairfax I'm still going to bitch about paying higher taxes!
browned onions also quite delicious, and way quicker
I'd guess a need for control related to deep-seated insecurity.
Which I sympathize for, but goodness that is not an appropriate dynamic for a couple to have.
Wait...people make noise while masturbating? That's a very odd concept to me. Maybe it's the learning to do it silently like an F-22 on combat patrol that made me learn to never make a peep.
I ain't got time for this hocus pocus
what is "carmalized"
is that like a special cooking term for caramelised
Sick or not, I'll study a bit more today...
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I solved one or two of the corrupted jpeg puzzles and was one of the "plot moving" callers on the telephone.
Halo 2 was also one of the last console games I played before I gave up on consoles completely.
Everything feels more 70s
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
i am completely silent, and aside from my arm completely still. i'm looking at the wall. my lazy eye is looking at the door.
it can be, but sometimes you just want to rub one out and get on with your day instead of starting 3 hours of sexy time, man
Fucking gays know how to live, I tell ya
I will eat a red onion like an apple though
I love that shit
I barely make noise during normal sex.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3u4j0hVy8c
the gays have great wisdom
i shall keep a council of them when i am ruler and consult them on all issues
It's more than just oxygen deprivation. Organic solvents have common effects on NMDA, GABA, and dopamine at high enough doses.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I GOTTA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Hell look what it did to Boomers.
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QED legalize nitrous
Your kingdom will be fabulous
dis muh fucka poopin 6x/day
Many years ago, I was sick. couldn't stay warm, movement was tortuous.
but I had shell scripts to write for class
so I wrote them
every 15-20 minutes, I would shamble over to the dryer and pull a fresh blanket from it, and replace it with the current one
I got those scripts written.
I don't remember at all grade I got.
i squeal OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD in a hysterically, high-pitched voice
it's like an f-22's engines spooling up
It is a special way of preparing onions for the heretical Carmelite sect duh no wonder you no school well
friction noises, heavier breathing, etc. Even if there's no grunting and moaning that shit is distracting.