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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    'Chu, I actually almost threw up a little while reading that.

    I know. don't we have nsfw rules or something?

  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    at least 3/4 of the most read/top rated stories at literotica are incest

    Hey they're fictionally related.

  • GnomeTankGnomeTank Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    TTODewback wrote: »
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    F-22's are great.
    Why could go wrong with a jet that has a history of making its pilot lose consciousness.

    They fixed that. You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

    I think people forget, planes like the F-16 earned the nickname lawn dart until they fixed the kinks. Making these complex machines is difficult, and there will be bugs.
    But didn't they have one based at Tyndall just crash a couple of months ago because of that problem? Or did they determine it to be something else

    That one was something else. The O2 issue is mostly fixed. It was a bunch of issues, that had to do with the charcoal filter, the software that controlled oxygen flow and I believe the mask itself (it didn't fit as well as it should on those new crazy Joint Strike helmets they wear).

    But I mean, we've lost I think, four F-22's so far? Even if we lose 10 more in getting the kinks worked out, it's still pretty much on pace with every other US fighter that has broken any sort of new ground, like the F-16 with energy maneuverability, the F-100 with supersonic flight, etc.

    GnomeTank on
    Sagroth wrote: »
    Oh c'mon FyreWulff, no one's gonna pay to visit Uranus.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    but to help you out, it ends about how you expect it to

    (the son murders the mother)

    Eddy
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    at least 3/4 of the most read/top rated stories at literotica are incest

    Hey they're fictionally related.

    wouldn't that only work when talking about visual erotica?

    all characters in a book are fictional; the relationship between them is "real".

    an actress / actor is a real person; the character they play is fictional.

    Tamin on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    'Chu, I actually almost threw up a little while reading that.

    I know. don't we have nsfw rules or something?

    oh

    i thought that was for imagery

    i will edit out the snippet if it is upsetting/can get someone in trouble

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck progress is the realisation of utopias Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    All of the managers at my work are taking schedule cuts, including me.

    I was expecting this to happen and preparing for it, thankfully.

    hopefully this isn't a hardship for you

    it sounds amazing to me

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    By the by, is it @Casual who stays in/near Aberdeen?

    @BobCesca

    yeah that's me

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Wash wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Now there was a long strand of clear pre-cum juice connecting Sue's lips to her son's penis. Her head began to slowly slide down his chest.

    She not going to... Tommy thought as he felt his mother's head move.

    What happens next!

    >literotica
    >stories
    >top lists
    >most read stories
    >a mother and her son

    And this is why the top read stories are all the most messed up ones.

    I assume.

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  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    at least 3/4 of the most read/top rated stories at literotica are incest

    Hey they're fictionally related.

    doesn't that only work in visual erotica?

    What do you mean?

  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Urgh, my brain is mush right now, I'm not feeling great.

    but I somehow feel more confident about the exam, Strange...

  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Organichu wrote: »
    at least 3/4 of the most read/top rated stories at literotica are incest
    Moral ambiguity just makes things more pleasurable, it's why every time I eat a Hershey bar I think about a third world child being beaten and crying for not picking cocoa beans fast enough

    wandering on
    Evil Multifarious
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    What happens next!

    He fixes the cable

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
    FeralPodlyronya
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    just completed walking dead

    uninstalling now

    we shall never talk of this again

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Wash wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Now there was a long strand of clear pre-cum juice connecting Sue's lips to her son's penis. Her head began to slowly slide down his chest.

    She not going to... Tommy thought as he felt his mother's head move.

    What happens next!

    >literotica
    >stories
    >top lists
    >most read stories
    >a mother and her son

    And this is why the top read stories are all the most messed up ones.

    I assume.

    Don't use the 'top read' list, use the 'top rated' list!

    Edit: Actually you can just go to the genre of your choosing and use its top rated list, too.

    Sarksus on
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    but to help you out, it ends about how you expect it to

    (the son murders the mother)

    d h lawrence is gonna sue somebody

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    The thing about erotic fiction is that I can't get off if I don't see a scrotum slapping meatily against angry red recently shaved genitals

    seriously though WHY DO THEY DO THIS

    FeralCasualHappylilElfEvil Multifarious
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    just completed walking dead

    uninstalling now

    we shall never talk of this again

    Casual
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    just completed walking dead

    uninstalling now

    we shall never talk of this again

    I recommend some good whiskey to dull the pain.

    Casual
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Lesbian porn

    The second greatest thing to ever come from lesbos

    wat is da first

    obF2Wuw.png
    Captain Carrot
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Recently I've started doing very cliche macho things around my dad and when he doesn't do the same I say things like "what are you, a fag?" Whilst wearing women's jeans and it just infuriates him beyond belief.

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    Feral
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet

    you know what

    i already changed my sig once today but fuck it

    this is better

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    The thing about erotic fiction is that I can't get off if I don't see a scrotum slapping meatily against angry red recently shaved genitals

    seriously though WHY DO THEY DO THIS

    the shaving, or that camera angle?

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    are you fuckin kidding me

    god damn cat

    she cries at my door wanting to come in, so I let her in

    she walks around the room

    THEN SHE GOES BACK TO THE DOOR AND LOOKS AT IT WANTING TO GO BACK OUT

  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    at least 3/4 of the most read/top rated stories at literotica are incest

    Hey they're fictionally related.

    doesn't that only work in visual erotica?

    What do you mean?

    I edited the post.

    but, to expand.

    there is a layer of abstraction in a movie that doesn't exist with a book.

    You have a real person playing a role. So the relationship between the real person and the other real person is fictional.

    In a book, the relationship between character a and character b is "real".

    Tamin on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Lesbian porn

    The second greatest thing to ever come from lesbos

    wat is da first

    The searching and life-praising poetry of Sappho

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
    9pr1GIh.jpg?1
    BobCesca
  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
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    wanderingTehSloth
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck progress is the realisation of utopias Registered User regular
    don't be fatuous jeffrey

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    TIL everyone in chat has a literotica account and has written popular incest stories

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    cats

    like a terrible house guest that won't shit in your toilet

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    F-22's are great.
    Why could go wrong with a jet that has a history of making its pilot lose consciousness.

    They fixed that. You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

    I think people forget, planes like the F-16 earned the nickname lawn dart until they fixed the kinks. Making these complex machines is difficult, and there will be bugs.

    Or the fact that early F-14s had engines that could self-destruct. Or said engines could stall due to exhaust form missile launches. Or stall from a high AoA which required limiters.
    Feral wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    All of the managers at my work are taking schedule cuts, including me.

    I was expecting this to happen and preparing for it, thankfully.

    Ouch.

    Yeah, I wish I could have stretched it out by a month or two. If I can get some part-time consulting work going, I'll be fine. Probably better off, honestly.

    I hope it all works out for you.

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Down here in Fairfax, we're serious about our eugenics program.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    The thing about erotic fiction is that I can't get off if I don't see a scrotum slapping meatily against angry red recently shaved genitals

    seriously though WHY DO THEY DO THIS

    the shaving, or that camera angle?

    (and the answer to both is 'because it sells.')

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Lesbian porn

    The second greatest thing to ever come from lesbos

    wat is da first

    The searching and life-praising poetry of Sappho

    she wasnt a lesbian she just came from an island with a silly name jeez so jadgemental

    obF2Wuw.png
    Podly
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    just completed walking dead

    uninstalling now

    we shall never talk of this again

    I recommend some good whiskey to dull the pain.

    what a coincidence

    i won a litre of rum at the weekend

    proceeding into oblivion now

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    is it immoral/injurious to minority classes for beautiful white people to wear their garb?

    i was reading this blog post earlier about how this hot white burlesque performer had a sari but also it was a lil more racy

    basically these ladies of color were saying hmm dat is appropriating sexualizing bullshit

    do y'all agree y/n

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck progress is the realisation of utopias Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    The thing about erotic fiction is that I can't get off if I don't see a scrotum slapping meatily against angry red recently shaved genitals

    seriously though WHY DO THEY DO THIS

    the shaving, or that camera angle?

    guy with a black beret and pointed chin beard

    hmm, he says

    I think we'll enhance the cinema verite effect if we can get a little tighter on the spit running into the orifice

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    cats

    like a terrible house guest that won't shit in your toilet

    You have house guests that DO shit in your toilets?

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
    9pr1GIh.jpg?1
  • GnomeTankGnomeTank Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    GnomeTank wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    F-22's are great.
    Why could go wrong with a jet that has a history of making its pilot lose consciousness.

    They fixed that. You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

    I think people forget, planes like the F-16 earned the nickname lawn dart until they fixed the kinks. Making these complex machines is difficult, and there will be bugs.

    Or the fact that early F-14s had engines that could self-destruct. Or said engines could stall due to exhaust form missile launches. Or stall from a high AoA which required limiters.

    Yeah, I forgot the F-14's issues. Which is funny, since an entire movie is basically based on the idea of the F-14 having shitty engines that can suck in exhaust waste and flame out. I mean, all jets can do that, but the F-14 was really bad about it.

    Sagroth wrote: »
    Oh c'mon FyreWulff, no one's gonna pay to visit Uranus.
    Steam: Brainling, XBL / PSN: GnomeTank, NintendoID: Brainling, FF14: Zillius Rosh SFV: Brainling
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