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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    The thing about erotic fiction is that I can't get off if I don't see a scrotum slapping meatily against angry red recently shaved genitals

    seriously though WHY DO THEY DO THIS

    the shaving, or that camera angle?

    (and the answer to both is 'because it sells.')

    well the shaving sells

    I guess straight on shots of dude's butthole is just something they teach you in the West Hollywood School of Lousy Cinematography

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
    PodlyJacobkosh
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    TIL everyone in chat has a literotica account and has written popular incest stories

    haven't you?

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    at least 3/4 of the most read/top rated stories at literotica are incest

    Hey they're fictionally related.

    doesn't that only work in visual erotica?

    What do you mean?

    I edited the post.

    but, to expand.

    there is a layer of abstraction in a movie that doesn't exist with a book.

    You have a real person playing a role. So the relationship between the real person and the other real person is fictional.

    In a book, the relationship between character a and character b is "real".

    Oh, well I guess there's an extra layer in movies, but the book or story is still fictional!

    I don't really have an issue with incest. I'm not interested in it personally but the taboo of it can make an erotic story better.

  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    is it immoral/injurious to minority classes for beautiful white people to wear their garb?

    i was reading this blog post earlier about how this hot white burlesque performer had a sari but also it was a lil more racy

    basically these ladies of color were saying hmm dat is appropriating sexualizing bullshit

    do y'all agree y/n

    Don't care, is awesome.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
    surrealitycheckCasualJacobkosh
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I think I actually did submit a story to Literotica like 12 years ago. I don't know if it was that site or another one, but I know I put one online somewhere a long, long time ago.


    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Hot burlesque dancer


    Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
    9pr1GIh.jpg?1
    Deebaser
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    TIL everyone in chat has a literotica account and has written popular incest stories

    Siblings only tho

    no moms and dads

    there is a line

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Hot burlesque dancer


    Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

    saw the blog post

    googled her name

    p hot

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Organichu wrote: »
    is it immoral/injurious to minority classes for beautiful white people to wear their garb?

    i was reading this blog post earlier about how this hot white burlesque performer had a sari but also it was a lil more racy

    basically these ladies of color were saying hmm dat is appropriating sexualizing bullshit

    do y'all agree y/n

    its just nonsense

    also chu link or we dnt believe u

    surrealitycheck on
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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Years ago there was this website where people would write about masturbating, including their first experiences.

    I was amazed how many people's first sexual experience (Not necessarily actual sex, but something sexual) were with a family member.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Hot burlesque dancer


    Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

    oy!

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
    Podly
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    i should seriously write an erotic story

    i am prety sure it would be unfinishable

    obF2Wuw.png
    Podly
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    How come G&T ain't got no [chat]?

    Not that I don't love you guys.

    But the Industry and Steam threads have pretty constant "this ain't a chat" reminders. But there is no chat. So whatup.

    Oh brilliant
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    There is a trend, it seems, of incest stories killing off the parents so they aren't involved and can't stop the siblings from fucking.

    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.

    PLA
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    so what is going to happen if/when the north korean regime collapses?

    what happens to 30 million people who all find out that their entire history and worldview is a lie?

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    is it immoral/injurious to minority classes for beautiful white people to wear their garb?

    i was reading this blog post earlier about how this hot white burlesque performer had a sari but also it was a lil more racy

    basically these ladies of color were saying hmm dat is appropriating sexualizing bullshit

    do y'all agree y/n

    sex is weird and I feel like the shit that gets people off isn't necessarily connected to the shit they otherwise think and believe when their systems aren't being overloaded

    like maybe you agree hitting people is bad and hitting your partner isn't okay but when you are making sex,

    SenjutsuJacobkosh
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    By the by, is it @Casual who stays in/near Aberdeen?

    @BobCesca

    yeah that's me

    You about at the weekend at all? I am nearby and all alone until my mam gets back next week.

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    How come G&T ain't got no [chat]?

    Not that I don't love you guys.

    But the Industry and Steam threads have pretty constant "this ain't a chat" reminders. But there is no chat. So whatup.

    shut down years ago for bad behavior

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    TIL everyone in chat has a literotica account and has written popular incest stories

    Siblings only tho

    no moms and dads

    there is a line

    non blood related aunts/uncles are cool too

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    Geth
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Did the F-16 cost 66 billion dollars ot make?

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    How come G&T ain't got no [chat]?

    Not that I don't love you guys.

    But the Industry and Steam threads have pretty constant "this ain't a chat" reminders. But there is no chat. So whatup.

    There used to be a chat thread in there, long ago.

    It degenerated into people posting images as replies, gifs, anime junk and drama and was basically a cesspit so it was wiped off the map.

  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    i should seriously write an erotic story

    i am prety sure it would be unfinishable

    It wasn't a whole story but I started taking down a checklist of things I needed to pick up from the store on the way home from work and it was pretty erotic because I'm awful

    -caulk
    -grease
    -sandpaper

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    shit the first thing i say to get tracked is an incest joke

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    How come G&T ain't got no [chat]?

    Not that I don't love you guys.

    But the Industry and Steam threads have pretty constant "this ain't a chat" reminders. But there is no chat. So whatup.

    We need you here, anyway!

    The other Raven is getting all cocky, acting like she owns the place.

    Narwhal I think you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    By the by, is it @Casual who stays in/near Aberdeen?

    @BobCesca

    yeah that's me

    You about at the weekend at all? I am nearby and all alone until my mam gets back next week.

    this weekend?

    should be

    you up in Aberdeen?

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    is it immoral/injurious to minority classes for beautiful white people to wear their garb?

    i was reading this blog post earlier about how this hot white burlesque performer had a sari but also it was a lil more racy

    basically these ladies of color were saying hmm dat is appropriating sexualizing bullshit

    do y'all agree y/n

    sex is weird and I feel like the shit that gets people off isn't necessarily connected to the shit they otherwise think and believe when their systems aren't being overloaded

    like maybe you agree hitting people is bad and hitting your partner isn't okay but when you are making sex,

    i'm not actually clear on whether this is part of her performance

    like, apparently the lady went to india and really loved it and i think she sort of dresses like that sometimes, in addition to while dancing


    meh

    just, one of my friends who is usually p smart and not weird linked it saying it was interesting and i didn't really know how i felt about it

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    How come G&T ain't got no [chat]?

    Not that I don't love you guys.

    But the Industry and Steam threads have pretty constant "this ain't a chat" reminders. But there is no chat. So whatup.

    There used to be a chat thread in there, long ago.

    It degenerated into people posting images as replies, gifs, anime junk and drama and was basically a cesspit so it was wiped off the map.

    Good thing we don't have any of those things.

    BeNarwhalCaptain Carrot
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    The thing about erotic fiction is that I can't get off if I don't see a scrotum slapping meatily against angry red recently shaved genitals

    seriously though WHY DO THEY DO THIS

    the shaving, or that camera angle?

    the angle

    I don't care about the dude's taint and I am not really into not being able to see any of the girl's distinguishing features at all

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Senj, you found like ... The one hot one. It's like finding a super hot girl who wasn't hot in high school. It's a thing whose rarity needs be recognized.

    You know

    Like a non-criminal black person

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
    9pr1GIh.jpg?1
    Senjutsu
  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Lesbian porn

    The second greatest thing to ever come from lesbos

    The Rachel Maddow show?

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
    Podly
  • GnomeTankGnomeTank Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Did the F-16 cost 66 billion dollars ot make?

    In 1979 dollars? Close.

    And it was lambasted as "worthless", "pointless", etc. just like the F-22 is. The F-16 completely broke ground on the Energy Maneuverability Principle and statically unstable, computer controlled flight. It was also the first fighter we designed completely with computers, almost no hand drawing. It was really fucking expensive for it's time.

    I don't think anyone would disagree that the F-16 paid us back in spades, is one of the best fighters ever built, and has paid itself forward many times over in technology, export contracts, etc.

    GnomeTank on
    Sagroth wrote: »
    Oh c'mon FyreWulff, no one's gonna pay to visit Uranus.
    Steam: Brainling, XBL / PSN: GnomeTank, NintendoID: Brainling, FF14: Zillius Rosh SFV: Brainling
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    How come G&T ain't got no [chat]?

    Not that I don't love you guys.

    But the Industry and Steam threads have pretty constant "this ain't a chat" reminders. But there is no chat. So whatup.

    There used to be a chat thread in there, long ago.

    It degenerated into people posting images as replies, gifs, anime junk and drama and was basically a cesspit so it was wiped off the map.

    Good thing we don't have any of those things.

    It's not as bad here as it was there, Jesus it was so bad there. Pages were just chock full of bullshit. The G&T chat thread also treehoused even harder than this one. There are definitely times I wouldn't be surprised if this chat thread got shut down but it's not as bad as the G&T one yet.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    How come G&T ain't got no [chat]?

    Not that I don't love you guys.

    But the Industry and Steam threads have pretty constant "this ain't a chat" reminders. But there is no chat. So whatup.

    There used to be a chat thread in there, long ago.

    It degenerated into people posting images as replies, gifs, .

    what kind of a monster would do such a thing

    obF2Wuw.png
    Dark Raven X
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    How come G&T ain't got no [chat]?

    Not that I don't love you guys.

    But the Industry and Steam threads have pretty constant "this ain't a chat" reminders. But there is no chat. So whatup.

    There used to be a chat thread in there, long ago.

    It degenerated into people posting images as replies, gifs, anime junk and drama and was basically a cesspit so it was wiped off the map.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/6755/the-new-forum-order

    Jesus that was in 2006.

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    How come G&T ain't got no [chat]?

    Not that I don't love you guys.

    But the Industry and Steam threads have pretty constant "this ain't a chat" reminders. But there is no chat. So whatup.

    There used to be a chat thread in there, long ago.

    It degenerated into people posting images as replies, gifs, anime junk and drama and was basically a cesspit so it was wiped off the map.

    Good thing we don't have any of those things.

    It's not as bad here as it was there, Jesus it was so bad there. Pages were just chock full of bullshit. The G&T chat thread also treehoused even harder than this one. There are definitely times I wouldn't be surprised if this chat thread got shut down but it's not as bad as the G&T one yet.

    i am the most welcoming person in the world (assuming you're a white christian)

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    By the by, is it @Casual who stays in/near Aberdeen?

    @BobCesca

    yeah that's me

    You about at the weekend at all? I am nearby and all alone until my mam gets back next week.

    this weekend?

    should be

    you up in Aberdeen?

    Out in Insch at my Mum's place 'cos I've got an interview later this week. The 10 hour drive today was not fun.

  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Sarksus wrote: »
    How come G&T ain't got no [chat]?

    Not that I don't love you guys.

    But the Industry and Steam threads have pretty constant "this ain't a chat" reminders. But there is no chat. So whatup.

    There used to be a chat thread in there, long ago.

    It degenerated into people posting images as replies, gifs, anime junk and drama and was basically a cesspit so it was wiped off the map.

    that, and the wiping of the megathreads, almost made me register an account just to complain to the mods.

    I am grateful I did not, because I now know that the mods are vindictive and full of bad ideas

    Tamin on
    Silas Brown
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    How come G&T ain't got no [chat]?

    Not that I don't love you guys.

    But the Industry and Steam threads have pretty constant "this ain't a chat" reminders. But there is no chat. So whatup.

    There used to be a chat thread in there, long ago.

    It degenerated into people posting images as replies, gifs, anime junk and drama and was basically a cesspit so it was wiped off the map.

    Good thing we don't have any of those things.

    It's not as bad here as it was there, Jesus it was so bad there. Pages were just chock full of bullshit. The G&T chat thread also treehoused even harder than this one. There are definitely times I wouldn't be surprised if this chat thread got shut down but it's not as bad as the G&T one yet.

    I couldn't keep up with that chat thread. I don't know if it was simply too big (it seemed like it moved hella fast, even compared to our best days) or if it was just so fucking inaccessible due to all that shit you mentioned.

    It sounds like it was hella bad.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Senj, you found like ... The one hot one. It's like finding a super hot girl who wasn't hot in high school. It's a thing whose rarity needs be recognized.

    You know

    Like a non-criminal black person

    Jesus Podly

    I want to kiss your mouth

    You beautiful racist

    Narwhal I think you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    Podly
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