PHALLA’S PET STORE!
Chaos, terror, havoc, but most importantly, its filled with cute. Phalla’s Pet Store was the most popular pet store, with top of the line pets who were adorable and just so god damn cute, there was no possible chance for competition from other stores.
For the first time ever the pet store owner, Old Billy Joe, has not been seen for several days and the store has appeared to be closed. Some say he went for vacation, some even think that he may be laying dead in the back of the store while slowly getting eating by the animals. Whatever it was, no one cared enough to check.
“ I neeeeeeds foooood rawr!” cried several animals.
“Stop being lazy dumb animals and just go get some food from the back, there is plenty food to last a month in there.” Said the old wise dog named Young Billy Joe.
Young Billy Joe was Old Billy Joe’s own dog who looked over the animals in the pet store from thieves and vagrants.
*SLAM*
Apparently a anvil fell on Young Billy Joe’s head. Attached to it was a note:
“Your Phalla belongs to us now! Obey your master and kneel!”
The animals now knew what they were involved with. The bad animals, those who oppose humans are in the store, among them, trying to convert them into their cult of evilness and take over the pet store.
“It is time to destroowww evill!” yelled a baby mouse.
Everyone knew the mouse didn’t have it in him to even hurt anyone, but agreed that they should probably look to find out who among them belongs to this cult, and kick them out of the store since it’s probably the right thing to do.
Guide Lines
Each day cast a vote for who is to be kicked out of the store.
For example:
I !vote for DEATHCOCK since he is probably a baddie.
You can also retract a vote.
For example:
I !retract my vote for DEATHCOCK cause I just found out his name isn’t a literal definition of his character.
-There is no forwarding role PMs or quoting them.
- You can tell others what your animal is, if you willingly to take the risk that is.
- No you won’t be told what animals are bad.
- No not everyone has abilities.
- Inactive people will be killed off or replaced.
- I don’t likes the metagaming.
- I like cute animals though.
-Do not communicate anonymously with other players. No screenshots of anything.
- If you are living, you may not communicate with the dead.
- Clarifications are to be asked like
this
Clarifications go here:
List of Players:
1. Gim - Turtle, died night 12. PsychoCucumber - Goldfish, died night 2
3. TehSpectre
4. Gleve - Snail, died night 15. Zot - Parakeet, died day 26. cj iwakura - Lizard, died day 37. DevoutlyApathetic - Raccoon, died night 28. Skulk - Parrot, died night 39. precisionk - Snake, died night 210. manaleak34 - Kitty, died Night 311. Grundlterror - Chameleon, died night 212. visiblehowl - Guinea Pig, died night 1
13. FunkyWaltDogg
14. MrBlarney - Hedgehog, died night 115. Elendil - Bunny, died night 116. Variable - Monkey, died night 1
17. HylianBunny
18. B:L - Toad, died night 2
19. Seriously
20. Drez - Piranha, died Nigh 4
Reserves:
1. Niceguy Myeve
2.Free Agent
Voting ends at 11 PM EST.
Posts
Yes you are. :P
Also all the actual info for the game will probably be released saturday night, since I'm only typing out the role PMs as we speak.
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
Gim !joins mini-phalla
Have fun, though, guys. And prease to be respecting the Squash (if he signs up), I feel sorry for the guy and wish I could make it up to him
NNID: Hakkekage
Hehehehe.
Now does it mean the phalla will be crazy, or maybe I'm just crazy.
Who knows?
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
It'll be craaaaazy cute
NNID: Hakkekage
It is also your obligation as carbon-based cognitive life forms to poke your nose around this site
http://cuteoverload.com/
It is simply a biological need necessary to the survival of your DNA, for if you deign to express that you don't feel an overwhelming need to fawn and squeal over the adorable presented here, not a single female of your species will find you worthy enough to look at, much less get the jiggy on with.
NNID: Hakkekage
In other words, cute animal avatars for all!
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
SO IT IS WRITTEN
so it shall be done
NNID: Hakkekage
Lions are cute, right?
!sign up
Besides the disgusting cuteness
I !sign up!
Looks like I'll need a new sig and avi....
I !sign up.
Choo-choo bear is fucking adorable.
EDIT: On second thought, Ultros is cute enough for an av. I've got a new sig, though.
DETHKOK, are you signing up? 'Cause you gotta put something in lime. If we include DETHKOK, then there are five spots left.
Vacation is what they call it down in the states oui?
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Appropriate avatar forthcoming. ;-)