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]Phalla]ntasy and Faeries: Mafia, Neutral, and Mill Victory!

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    Power.

    What is power?

    Everyone wants it.

    But all power comes with a price.

    I may have something to offer.

    We can negotiate a price.

    Enforced by all.

    The Power to

    Change.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Bah!
    *pst* he offers power!

    haahah he says it is to change!

    what is change?

    Change is evolution, it is the access to the different abilities right

    I guess, however it is also trying to play with things it does NOT understand stupid

    Stop that! I am not stupid...STUPID!

    my case is proved. Change is a path, one of many to choose from. It all depends on how you play those paths to get the right one

    *sighs* No I am not sith this game. That would have been funny though, to be sith in a fairy game.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    MillMill Registered User regular
    vertroue, are you Gollum by any chance? Or are you Dollum?

    Only click on the below if you wish to waste nearly forty minutes of your life. You have been warned.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbIpifjnzgQ

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    battletag: Millin#1360

    Nice chart to figure out how honest a news source is.
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    Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    premium wrote: »
    Mikey CTS wrote: »
    Iron Weasel! Your perma-grudge for Langly CYO[Phalla] begins now!

    Didn't you backstab him like 3 games in a row before that :p

    Pfft. Ancient history. :mrgreen:

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    The God Emperor demands kime's death. Any who oppose this vote shall face my wrath. :hic:

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    I will vote for Langly then.

    >request new vote
    talk about something else
    goodbye

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    kime

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Poor kime.
    His only crime was wanting to live! His punishment is to die twice.

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    The God Emperor demands kime's death. Any who oppose this vote shall face my wrath. :hic:
    That's not beary nice.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    The God Emperor would also consider killing T_A so he can spend more time working on his DR game.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Silly if we were

    gollum or dollum..we would be giving out

    ENCHANTMENTS!!

    or fish don't forget the fish!.

    Thank you dumbass. Thank you.

    What is trying to be said is that we are not dumb, nor are we oblivious.

    I concur. *nods*

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I will vote for Langly then.

    >request new vote
    talk about something else
    goodbye

    You just had a whole thing about grudging kime for what he did

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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    BradicusMaximus wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Hello, [insert party name here], I hear you are on a quest to destroy the evil overlord. I can help you with my VOTE. Who should I vote for?

    > kime
    Langly
    BradicusMaximus
    warban
    Gandalf_the_Crazed

    Wait whoah. Why am I an option on there. I'm a 9th level brain-in-a-jar. Theres no way you guys could handle me yet - not without some sort of blunt object. Nope. Perfectly safe inside this jar. (god I wish I could post a picture of it from work)

    ugm15rv.jpg

    such a freaky concept.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I will vote for Langly then.

    >request new vote
    talk about something else
    goodbye

    You just had a whole thing about grudging kime for what he did

    ObiFett can't hide his feelings for me :P

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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    The God Emperor would also consider killing T_A so he can spend more time working on his DR game.

    I'll oblige!

    The Anonymous

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    Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    Huh. I didn't notice Infidel was in this game. I hope he plans to vote every day this time. ;-)

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Langly wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I will vote for Langly then.

    >request new vote
    talk about something else
    goodbye

    You just had a whole thing about grudging kime for what he did

    >talk about something else


    I heard that there is a betrayer of the realm called kime and that he still roams this land. Should I vote for him instead?

    >yes
    no

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    if you dare

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I will vote for Langly then.

    >request new vote
    talk about something else
    goodbye

    You just had a whole thing about grudging kime for what he did

    >talk about something else


    I heard that there is a betrayer of the realm called kime and that he still roams this land. Should I vote for him instead?

    >yes
    no

    *cough*>yes*cough*

    Wait, what?

    What's going on here?

    I smell burning. Gotta go check the stove.

    Edit: Obi - do you have to do whatever people suggest? I guess we'll find out.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    !Gandalf_the_Crazed

    I am taking everyone's post restrictions.

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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    premium wrote: »
    Mikey CTS wrote: »
    Iron Weasel! Your perma-grudge for Langly CYO[Phalla] begins now!

    Didn't you backstab him like 3 games in a row before that :p
    Not just Mikey. Everyone - all of you! - is just waiting your chance to take a swing. It's not paranoia if everyone is trying to kill you!

    I'll be hiding in my cellar if anyone needs me. I'm going to vote by mail (it's dangerous outside!) to dispose of the perennially evil Gandalf

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I will vote for Langly then.

    >request new vote
    talk about something else
    goodbye

    You just had a whole thing about grudging kime for what he did

    >talk about something else


    I heard that there is a betrayer of the realm called kime and that he still roams this land. Should I vote for him instead?

    >yes
    no

    *cough*>yes*cough*

    Wait, what?

    What's going on here?

    I smell burning. Gotta go check the stove.

    Edit: Obi - do you have to do whatever people suggest? I guess we'll find out.

    I, too, think that we should rid our kingdom of betrayers first. kime is too dangerous to let live.

    >request new vote
    talk about something else
    goodbye

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    I understand we need to vote today?

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    So Infy I do believe you and kime are usually my day one go tos.

    But I do believe, however that this proclaimed god-emperor is worrying as well

    So you think enlightenedbum needs to go?

    Maybe, but not today. He sounds like the village drunk.... Maybe...just maybe.

    So we should go with Infidel then?

    For now m'dear, for now, just until we see where they are headed.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    I understand we need to vote today?

    Correct.

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    What is the meaning of magenta text?

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    >Request another vote
    >Capfalcon
    >Always evil.

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Capfalcon, always evil.

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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    What is the meaning of magenta text?

    Just coming out and saying it wouldn't be very fun.

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    A man comes running down the street at your party.

    I have something to say and its going to sound unbelievable, but I fear if I don't say it now then

    ...

    well

    ...

    See I have a problem with my memory. For some reason I can't remember anything prior to today. I fear it will be the same tomorrow. So the information I have must be told to someone, else it could be lost forever. You all look very important and may have use for it. Please listen to what I have to say.

    >calm down, go through it slowly
    you have 5 minutes, make it count
    get away from us, beggar

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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    How's the not kime vote going?

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    >get away from us, beggar. Also you missed my last prompt.

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    CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    premium wrote: »
    Baidol wrote: »
    What is the meaning of magenta text?

    Just coming out and saying it wouldn't be very fun.

    What a tease you are. Naughty!

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    >get away from us, beggar. Also you missed my last prompt.

    I'm not a beggar, I promise. I won't ask for anything in exchange for what I know. I may have knowledge about a villain!

    >spit it out, man
    my patience is wearing thin
    punch the man in the face, and continue down the street

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    >hug beggar

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    MordrothMordroth EntrepreNerd New Republic of AlbertaRegistered User regular
    I suppose Gandalf if only because he was a Lone Wolf previously.

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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    Has Gandalf_the_Crazed had a good Day 1 lately?

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Have you, jdarksun?

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Check out how this gandalf train is gaining steam.

    I mean, I don't really care because they're both hacks, but you should check this out tomorrow.

    And you can ignore this.

    Or can you?

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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    Have you, jdarksun?
    Have you, Baidol?

    I'm on a podcast with other PA folk. Which? That DnD Podcast.
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