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Hedge[chat]

ronyaronya Arrrrrf.the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
Here is a hedge:

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Here is a porta-hedge:

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Here is a hogga-hedge:

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And a funda-hedge:

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Geth is weird in who it nominates to make [chat]s.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I know that as a chubby white male, I have to work tirelessly to prove to the countless women and minorities in management above me that I'm more than just a bumbling, food-loving, rake-stepping, whipped, meek idiot.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    You're welcome.

    For what!

  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Two Steaks Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    There is nothing weird about its choices.

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    This boyfriend is like the New York City equivalent of George Michael.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I know that as a chubby white male, I have to work tirelessly to prove to the countless women and minorities in management above me that I'm more than just a bumbling, food-loving, rake-stepping, whipped, meek idiot.

    a goober
    a lame-o
    a pleated-pants wearing, sweater-vest rocking dweeb
    a dad

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Hogga-hedge is best hedge.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I enjoy being white enough that I can identify as a white man when it suits me, but legally a minority enough to take advantage of that.

    I'm a terrible person!

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    ronya wrote: »
    Geth is weird in who it nominates to make [chat]s.

    His algorithm seems to take a snapshot of who is online, and who has posted in the thread being recycled. Beyond that, it appears to be random.

    RMS Oceanic on
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    You're welcome.

    For what!

    I AM THE SEED.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    DOGG I AM BRINGING BACK THE PLEAT DON'T EVEN STEP

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    You're welcome.

    For what!

    I AM THE SEED.

    That's the only seed you're going to get.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Ads for cleaner portray Chubby White Men as inept.

    I'd prefer they portray something race and gender neutral, like women with large breasts preening for my attention, or Asians doing math.

  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    You're welcome.

    For what!

    I AM THE SEED.

    That's the only seed you're going to get.

    http://media.tumblr.com/19828011385e65049d19bce6632e8657/tumblr_inline_mh0ci21EtB1r8zu6q.gif

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    You're welcome.

    For what!

    I AM THE SEED.

    That's the only seed you're going to get.

    http://media.tumblr.com/19828011385e65049d19bce6632e8657/tumblr_inline_mh0ci21EtB1r8zu6q.gif

    Mmmmmhm

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Everyone get on my level

  • JeanJean Heartbroken papa bear Gatineau, QuébecRegistered User regular
    I'm all out of BEER-BEER strong. Time to go buy some moar!

    "You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    You're welcome.

    For what!

    I AM THE SEED.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    it's not raven's fault that she emits a foul, odious stench to the opposite sex

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Everyone get on my level

    sry I can't go down stairs too easily

  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    Hedges? What is this crap?

    BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UbtcmjfKa8

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Everyone get on my level

    I'm getting drunk with friends in an hour

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Everyone get on my level

    What level are you on?

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Everyone get on my level

    What level are you on?

    Level C-As-In-Crunk

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Oh man good thing ronya was on the ball cause I was busy being balla at codblops.

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    What's the deal with the stuff that gets up around the side of condoms?

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I enjoy being white enough that I can identify as a white man when it suits me, but legally a minority enough to take advantage of that.

    I'm a terrible person!

    I'm almost as white as an Argentinian

    fuck gendered marketing
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Everyone get on my level

    I'm drinking rum

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    It's not just white males that are under attack; have you ever noticed how the red and yellow M&Ms are idiots and the orange M&M is neurotic while the green and brown lady M&Ms are sophisticated and sociable?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9MqJrQ5xbg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWzo4i2wJnU

  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    it's not raven's fault that she emits a foul, odious stench to the opposite sex

    Ugh, Narwhal. That agree was ice cold.

    And it's not my fault I grew up in a smell-less household and thus I really hate perfume!

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    What's the deal with the stuff that gets up around the side of condoms?

    I don't

    know, what you

    are talking about

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    SIG how much more til your level?

    I've got like three quarters a bottle left here.

  • darklite_xdarklite_x I'm not an r-tard... Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Everyone get on my level

    What level are you on?

    Level C-As-In-Crunk

    Buh-ROOOO, it's spelled 'Krunk' with a K.

    Steam ID: darklite_x Xbox Gamertag: Darklite 37 PSN:Rage_Kage_37 Battle.Net:darklite#2197
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    There is nothing weird about its choices.

    I guess it's less "weird" and more "unaccustomed". My observation is when it was done manually the mod would usually pick two people from among the last half dozen or so posts in the thread, unless they opted to do it themselves. Geth is casting his net a bit further than that.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    It's not just white males that are under attack; have you ever noticed how the red and yellow M&Ms are idiots and the orange M&M is neurotic while the green and brown lady M&Ms are sophisticated and sociable?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9MqJrQ5xbg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWzo4i2wJnU

    you should contact r/mensrights about this vast conspiracy you have uncovered

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i am going to get drunk in nyc and beat up a few teenaged girls then get hit in the head with a bottle of hypnotiq

    then i'll go to prison for 32 months

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Though I also need to pretty much not sleep until morning too so drinking the whole bottle probably isn't in my best interest.

    Yet.

  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Everyone get on my level

    i can't dig that far deep

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Looks like salsa dancing may not be happening. This makes me sad.

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