1) "A" graded final project for a student at the local art school was that he filmed himself completely trashing a public subway train. Like tearing apart seating and spray canning the entire thing, breaking glass etc.
2) Similar graduating project for a student from the same school: "Playing" mentally ill, trying to suicide off a bridge. Getting apprehended, kicking and BITING police and psych crew until blood came. Then later she was like "sorry dudes this was my art project, I am totally not a maniac actually".
Wait,that guy got an A for filming his vandalism?
I don't know that they have A-F but he got the top grade yeah, and yes the teachers there realized it was not something he had permission to do.
So your universities are just as dumb as ours.
I feel better.
Yeah but Europe hates McDonald's, so the guy won't have anywhere to work once he graduates.
Artists can get on a list to get a monthly salary from the state here, because sometimes art doesn't necessarily mean you make money at all.
It's a good thing really but it's been discussed of course. Some painters on the list are millionaires from their work and shouldn't feel it's necessary to stay on there taking up place.
1) "A" graded final project for a student at the local art school was that he filmed himself completely trashing a public subway train. Like tearing apart seating and spray canning the entire thing, breaking glass etc.
2) Similar graduating project for a student from the same school: "Playing" mentally ill, trying to suicide off a bridge. Getting apprehended, kicking and BITING police and psych crew until blood came. Then later she was like "sorry dudes this was my art project, I am totally not a maniac actually".
Wait,that guy got an A for filming his vandalism?
I don't know that they have A-F but he got the top grade yeah, and yes the teachers there realized it was not something he had permission to do.
So your universities are just as dumb as ours.
I feel better.
Yeah but Europe hates McDonald's, so the guy won't have anywhere to work once he graduates.
they have mcd's in sweden but he might find it hard to get a job there due to their hiring policies
srsly, McSweden hires nothing but hot young girls for the registers?
Well, no. They'd get torn apart if they did that. It's just a funny picture.
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1) "A" graded final project for a student at the local art school was that he filmed himself completely trashing a public subway train. Like tearing apart seating and spray canning the entire thing, breaking glass etc.
2) Similar graduating project for a student from the same school: "Playing" mentally ill, trying to suicide off a bridge. Getting apprehended, kicking and BITING police and psych crew until blood came. Then later she was like "sorry dudes this was my art project, I am totally not a maniac actually".
Wait,that guy got an A for filming his vandalism?
I don't know that they have A-F but he got the top grade yeah, and yes the teachers there realized it was not something he had permission to do.
So your universities are just as dumb as ours.
I feel better.
Yeah but Europe hates McDonald's, so the guy won't have anywhere to work once he graduates.
they have mcd's in sweden but he might find it hard to get a job there due to their hiring policies
srsly, McSweden hires nothing but hot young girls for the registers?
1) "A" graded final project for a student at the local art school was that he filmed himself completely trashing a public subway train. Like tearing apart seating and spray canning the entire thing, breaking glass etc.
2) Similar graduating project for a student from the same school: "Playing" mentally ill, trying to suicide off a bridge. Getting apprehended, kicking and BITING police and psych crew until blood came. Then later she was like "sorry dudes this was my art project, I am totally not a maniac actually".
Wait,that guy got an A for filming his vandalism?
I don't know that they have A-F but he got the top grade yeah, and yes the teachers there realized it was not something he had permission to do.
So your universities are just as dumb as ours.
I feel better.
Yeah but Europe hates McDonald's, so the guy won't have anywhere to work once he graduates.
they have mcd's in sweden but he might find it hard to get a job there due to their hiring policies
srsly, McSweden hires nothing but hot young girls for the registers?
sweden has nothing but hot young girls
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
japanese mcdonalds are really nice too
the people behind the till are so polite and it works so quickly
the only downside is they dont do american sizes but the decor and general atmosphere inside is totally different to most other countries its pretty surreal
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HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
No but really seems like 99% of mcdolan workers here are high school students looking to make a bit extra.
Im just going to be super controversial here and say that injuring people during your fake suicide attempt isn't art.
Trashing a public place isn't either.
Throwing temper tantrums isn't art.
Yeah, this is a stupid opinion.
But I'm going to bet a lot of money that what these muppets did probably wasn't very good art.
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Once at a mcdolan I saw some guy with a weird body tic or some kind of extreme problem. He suddenly twitched and headbutted the counter with extreme force, temporarily passing out. Then he came to and just got up and walked out saying nothing whatsoever.
Once at a mcdolan I saw some guy with a weird body tic or some kind of extreme problem. He suddenly twitched and headbutted the counter with extreme force, temporarily passing out. Then he came to and just got up and walked out saying nothing whatsoever.
1) "A" graded final project for a student at the local art school was that he filmed himself completely trashing a public subway train. Like tearing apart seating and spray canning the entire thing, breaking glass etc.
2) Similar graduating project for a student from the same school: "Playing" mentally ill, trying to suicide off a bridge. Getting apprehended, kicking and BITING police and psych crew until blood came. Then later she was like "sorry dudes this was my art project, I am totally not a maniac actually".
Wait,that guy got an A for filming his vandalism?
I don't know that they have A-F but he got the top grade yeah, and yes the teachers there realized it was not something he had permission to do.
So your universities are just as dumb as ours.
I feel better.
Yeah but Europe hates McDonald's, so the guy won't have anywhere to work once he graduates.
they have mcd's in sweden but he might find it hard to get a job there due to their hiring policies
srsly, McSweden hires nothing but hot young girls for the registers?
I see a brunette. Hooray affirmative action.
WE SHALL OVERCOME.
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you know how sometimes you do a shit so serious that when you turn around the bowl appears empty and when you wipe nothing turns up
yet you shat
then u know truly u have been witness to something special
HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
Another time at the same mcdolan some guy got a single hair on his burger, then he ran to the counter and screamed at the top of his lungs at them for like five minutes. Left the burger and exited very angrily.
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1) "A" graded final project for a student at the local art school was that he filmed himself completely trashing a public subway train. Like tearing apart seating and spray canning the entire thing, breaking glass etc.
2) Similar graduating project for a student from the same school: "Playing" mentally ill, trying to suicide off a bridge. Getting apprehended, kicking and BITING police and psych crew until blood came. Then later she was like "sorry dudes this was my art project, I am totally not a maniac actually".
Wait,that guy got an A for filming his vandalism?
I don't know that they have A-F but he got the top grade yeah, and yes the teachers there realized it was not something he had permission to do.
So your universities are just as dumb as ours.
I feel better.
Yeah but Europe hates McDonald's, so the guy won't have anywhere to work once he graduates.
they have mcd's in sweden but he might find it hard to get a job there due to their hiring policies
srsly, McSweden hires nothing but hot young girls for the registers?
sweden has nothing but hot young girls
They're the Asari of Europe.
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1) "A" graded final project for a student at the local art school was that he filmed himself completely trashing a public subway train. Like tearing apart seating and spray canning the entire thing, breaking glass etc.
2) Similar graduating project for a student from the same school: "Playing" mentally ill, trying to suicide off a bridge. Getting apprehended, kicking and BITING police and psych crew until blood came. Then later she was like "sorry dudes this was my art project, I am totally not a maniac actually".
Wait,that guy got an A for filming his vandalism?
I don't know that they have A-F but he got the top grade yeah, and yes the teachers there realized it was not something he had permission to do.
So your universities are just as dumb as ours.
I feel better.
Yeah but Europe hates McDonald's, so the guy won't have anywhere to work once he graduates.
they have mcd's in sweden but he might find it hard to get a job there due to their hiring policies
There is a heaven and it is Sweden.
Bless your heart.
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i really want to do some day drinking, but I have no friends...
A lot of stuff that people think is art isn't art. I don't give a fuck if you think it might be art, it's still not art.
Shitting into jars? Not art.
I really don't give a fuck what you think it is. And anyone who finds such things art, is mentally damaged. No amount of opposing position will change me, but, just let that sink in there, there are people that think such that take the opposite stance of what I am as mentally damaged individuals.
You're broken Holmes, sit there and soak that in.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
Another time at the same mcdolan some guy got a single hair on his burger, then he ran to the counter and screamed at the top of his lungs at them for like five minutes. Left the burger and exited very angrily.
another time, at the same mcdonalds, another guy got a single blonde hair on his burger
he pulled it off and started tasting it, licking it, swallowing it partway and pulling it up again, all without breaking eye contact with the girl behind the counter.
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A lot of stuff that people think is art isn't art. I don't give a fuck if you think it might be art, it's still not art.
Shitting into jars? Not art.
I really don't give a fuck what you think it is. And anyone who finds such things art, is mentally damaged. No amount of opposing position will change me, but, just let that sink in there, there are people that think such that take the opposite stance of what I am as mentally damaged individuals.
You're broken Holmes, sit there and soak that in.
The guy who shit into tin cans and called it art just to prove that he could shit into tin cans and people would buy it as art, that was definitely art though.
I'm ok with not-art that exploits stupid artsy types.
A lot of stuff that people think is art isn't art. I don't give a fuck if you think it might be art, it's still not art.
Shitting into jars? Not art.
I really don't give a fuck what you think it is. And anyone who finds such things art, is mentally damaged. No amount of opposing position will change me, but, just let that sink in there, there are people that think such that take the opposite stance of what I am as mentally damaged individuals.
You're broken Holmes, sit there and soak that in.
Nothing you like is art.
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A lot of stuff that people think is art isn't art. I don't give a fuck if you think it might be art, it's still not art.
Shitting into jars? Not art.
I really don't give a fuck what you think it is. And anyone who finds such things art, is mentally damaged. No amount of opposing position will change me, but, just let that sink in there, there are people that think such that take the opposite stance of what I am as mentally damaged individuals.
You're broken Holmes, sit there and soak that in.
Why would somebody soak in anything you say if you won't soak in their jar shit art.
A lot of stuff that people think is art isn't art. I don't give a fuck if you think it might be art, it's still not art.
Shitting into jars? Not art.
I really don't give a fuck what you think it is. And anyone who finds such things art, is mentally damaged. No amount of opposing position will change me, but, just let that sink in there, there are people that think such that take the opposite stance of what I am as mentally damaged individuals.
You're broken Holmes, sit there and soak that in.
Next you're gonna tell me making a game isn't art or that giving a monkey a paintbrush isn't art either?
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Artists can get on a list to get a monthly salary from the state here, because sometimes art doesn't necessarily mean you make money at all.
It's a good thing really but it's been discussed of course. Some painters on the list are millionaires from their work and shouldn't feel it's necessary to stay on there taking up place.
Well, no. They'd get torn apart if they did that. It's just a funny picture.
Si.
the people behind the till are so polite and it works so quickly
the only downside is they dont do american sizes but the decor and general atmosphere inside is totally different to most other countries its pretty surreal
Trashing a public place isn't either.
Throwing temper tantrums isn't art.
Yess, I am pleased this is catching on.
Yeah, this is a stupid opinion.
But I'm going to bet a lot of money that what these muppets did probably wasn't very good art.
there is nothing more depressing than middle aged people working at mcdonalds or in grocery store tills.
McTreme!
I see a brunette. Hooray affirmative action.
WE SHALL OVERCOME.
yet you shat
then u know truly u have been witness to something special
it winds up getting a lot of retirees (singapore's social security system is notoriously terrible for the low-end)
I think the former is indisputable, yes. (provided they aren't giving informed consent)
But the latter is a matter of degrees, I feel.
Of course you think its stupid.
Still angry that I said burying dead prostitutes in your backyard isn't a form of installation art.
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They're the Asari of Europe.
There is a heaven and it is Sweden.
It's exactly as dumb as saying videogames aren't art!
it can be good art or bad art but it can be art.
and come on, the smiley face they made all together? Priceless.
Sounds like you're on your way then?
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maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Shitting into jars? Not art.
I really don't give a fuck what you think it is. And anyone who finds such things art, is mentally damaged. No amount of opposing position will change me, but, just let that sink in there, there are people that think such that take the opposite stance of what I am as mentally damaged individuals.
You're broken Holmes, sit there and soak that in.
another time, at the same mcdonalds, another guy got a single blonde hair on his burger
he pulled it off and started tasting it, licking it, swallowing it partway and pulling it up again, all without breaking eye contact with the girl behind the counter.
I would be down if I didn't likely have the flu
The guy who shit into tin cans and called it art just to prove that he could shit into tin cans and people would buy it as art, that was definitely art though.
I'm ok with not-art that exploits stupid artsy types.
Nothing you like is art.
Why would somebody soak in anything you say if you won't soak in their jar shit art.
rice, potatoes, beans, chicken breasts, ground beef?!
Next you're gonna tell me making a game isn't art or that giving a monkey a paintbrush isn't art either?
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