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]Phalla]ntasy and Faeries: Mafia, Neutral, and Mill Victory!

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Do si do Doe
    My dear doe
    It has nothing to do with you
    just what you are hiding

    vertroue on
    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    Well I'm flattered Vertroue. At the end of the last game you didn't even remember that I was on your team. Now you are all talking about me!♥
    But I didn't have my body stolen or steal anyone else's. Sorry.

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    I'm a little hurt though, Gandalf. I thought you wanted to get to know me.

    I do! First, let's see what color we both bleed.

    You go first.

    But we already know that!



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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    38thDoe then

    With all my <3s

    Why can't you make a real heart kime? ♥



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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I don't know howwww

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  • MillMill Registered User regular
    Hmm, another seer call eh.

    Well in that goes, good bye 38thDoe.

  • MillMill Registered User regular
    Hmm, another seer call eh.

    Well in that case, good bye 38thDoe.

  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Hmm, another seer call eh.

    Well in that case, good bye 38thDoe?



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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    vertroue wrote: »
    Do si do Doe
    My dear doe
    It has nothing to do with you
    just what you are hiding

    Ask, my life is an open book.



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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Even if I ask
    You will not tell.
    You may not know.
    What you hide
    So forgive us for this
    We know what we have done
    Farethee well
    Please do not kill us over this.
    Villian! Minion! To the Dark Overlord.
    The quest for you is in errnest!
    You will be found!

    vertroue on
    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    38thDoe

  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    Vote close is in an hour.

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina

    Path of Exile current character: Delplari
  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    38thDoe

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    38th Doe

    The God Emperor is doing everything he can to look like a super shady motherfucker, apparently.

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Why do you say that?

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Late bandwagon votes. Slacker God Emperor

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
  • BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    *nguh*nguh*nnnnngah*

    I'm starting to get a soar throat from this

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    The "God-Emperor" is super suspicious :P

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  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    Vote is closed; working on narration now. Won't be as prompt as last night, but soon.

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  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Day 4

    “Well, you've fought through to the top of the tower. Bodies from your terrible climb line the stairway, and Ghan is limping and leaning against Endicktus...

    <Snicker>

    <Sigh> "You carefully open the door, to find one slim figure, dressed in flowing mostly white robes and a beautiful smile."

    “ “Ah, adventurers!! I am so glad to make your acquaintance, though your quest is really a bad idea. The Overlord really has everyone's best interests at heart, and I really can't allow you to get in the way of the Big Plan.”

    “Wait, what? “You're not the Overlord??” ”

    “She looks shocked at the very notion. “Oh no, of course not! Whosoever gave you that silly idea?” ”

    “For fuck's sake. One bait-and-switch is a plot twist, two is just laziness.”

    “In any case... Ghan straightens up, and stares the figure down. “If you aren't the Overlord, it's time you told us where he is.” ”

    “ “OH, oh, I'm really very sorry...but that's not going to be possible.” White feathery wings unfurl from behind her back, and lightning leaps from her hands. ”



    “Alyssa is down, though clearly still alive. Endicktus is out of the fray for a moment, exhausted and out of spells. The angel, for it is clear now you face an angel, is serene.”

    “I run back into it to keep her off Alyssa, but I'm not doing so hot, guys. No weapon, but she's kicking my ass anyway.” <rolls>

    “No good.”

    “ “I'm really very sorry, everyone, but this is really the best thing.” ”

    “I leap from the shadows near the ceiling, wielding my axe two-handed!” <rolls>

    <shocks and murmurs across the room>

    “Roll to confirm.”

    <dice tumble across the table>

    “...Shit.”
    “I WAS DUE I WAS DUE I BEEN ROLLING CRAPPY ALL DAAAY!!”

    “One last trick, though...”

    “Finally, a look of shock crosses the angel's face as she lithely dodges Ghan's blow, directly into the axe. As blood spreads across her robes, she looks up to the sky and, as she murmurs a last few words, a giant lightning stroke thunders down through the roof, through the ceiling, immolating her.”
    <whoops all around>

    “As Endicktus and Alyssa climb to their feet, there is nothing left of the angel...but there are two motionless bodies on the floor.”


    Deaths:
    38thdoe – Flonne - Player Character Evil Overlord Evil Minion
    : quested against.

    kime – Ghan - Player Character, played by one of the Gamer Lovers: slain by minions of the Evil Overlord.

    Gandalf_the_Crazed – THE GODDAMN BATDWARF - Player Character, played by the Gamer: slain by minions of the Evil Overlord.


    PMs going out; do not discuss until I post that they are out.

    Invictus on
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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
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    I'm so glad... I can say good-bye without any worries now.
    Good-bye, everyone. Thank you so much for everything.
    Good-bye...



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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    oooooooooooooooooo

    FINISH THEM

    oooooooooooooooooo

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  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    All PMs are out. Chat away.

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    So another one down.
    another tale has ended. Another body that was hiding the truth is false.
    So what is next you ask?
    I have no clue. Yesterday played out nicely....but...we are down another in the party.
    They must not fail. The party has yet to do its goal.
    The goal to kill them all. The goal to rid the world of evil.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Some of the adventurers are dead? Quick, check their pockets for protective talismans - you can never have too many protective talismans, I always say.

    Anyway, Day 4 Vote Record:

    38thDoe: 9 (Anialos, vertroue, Gandalf, BradicusMaximus, Mordroth, Kime, Mill, Megafrost, premium, ebum)
    Megafrost: 5 (Anialos, Mordroth, Farangu, Gandalf, Mill, SeGaTai, Mikey CTS, Anialos, Iron Weasel)
    Farangu: 1 (Shalmelo)
    SeGaTai: 1 (T_A)

    I couldn't find a vote by 38thDoe for anyone else.

    I'm going to once again vote for Megafrost. He was the easy front-runner until vertroue's call on 38thDoe, and let's not forget the only thing he had to say for himself yesterday:
    Megafrost wrote: »
    Yep. I'm evil and I tried to save Baidol.

    Ok, I'm off to test the mechanism that opens and closes the secret entrance to my escape tunnel. See you later.

    Currently Playing:
    The Division, Warframe (XB1)
    GT: Tanith 6227
  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    MegaMek has been replaced with TheRoadVirus. Please add TRV to relevant conversations.

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Gabriel cares not for thine tomfoolery! We shan't be slain! Forsooth!

    Help a trans woman (me) afford GRS!
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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Yon village hath been plagued by the vile rat king! Wilst thee embark on noble quest to save it?

    Art thou bad enough dude to save yon village? Wilst thou fetch ye flask for Gabriel?

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    I still say SeGaTai is the most suspicious beclaws of his terribear voting record.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Gabriel hath terrible reading comprehension. Please let him know who needeth to die!

    Weedledeedledee

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Welcome
    Welcome Gabriel
    You have missed much
    And so little

    Blood and Fire
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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Without his flask, Gabriel is weak!
    Prithee, he begs for the assistance of ye strong lot!

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  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    You can't get ye flask.

    Mikey CTS
  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    T_A for bad puns. This isn't Persona phalla.

    PSN SeGaTai
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    MegaFrost must be slain!
    T'would strive to keep Gabriel from ye flask!

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  • MordrothMordroth EntrepreNerd New Republic of AlbertaRegistered User regular
    I'm gonna stick with Megafrost. Unless someone has a better idea.

  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    I had nothing to do with it.

  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    Megafrost is still unfinished business from last night.

    // PSN: wyrd_warrior // MHW Name: Josei //
    Iron Weasel
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    It is time.
    Time to do what we used to do.[/]
    Some people are not helping,
    Some people are to quiet.[/]
    So
    Just say it slowpoke[/]
    What if I don't want to say it anymore?
    Then you are being vindictive and annoying[/]
    And you are just a jerk!

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    I'm totally not a bomb, by the way.

  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    SeGaTai wrote: »
    T_A for bad puns. This isn't Persona phalla.
    I know they're a bit unbearable, but as polarising as it is, I'm afraid you'll just have to grin and bear it.

    BEARS

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