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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i prefer when ladies are shaved or super closely trimmed but ultimately i ain't gonna care a ton

    i prefer my own genitals to be bald as fuck

    I like completely shaved male genitals too but a lot of dudes (and ladies, I guess) seem to be very offended by them I don't know why.

    The general gay consensus is to shave the balls, trim the pubes.

    some people seem to object to it on vague "pedophilia" grounds

    kids don't have hair so it must be some thing about wanting to diddle kids

    but most people who prefer it seems to do so for entirely pragmatic reasons

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I had a pretty good laugh in the Bloom Country archives, too, when Binkley was having anxiety about being smooth-chested, because women wouldn't respect a smooth-chested man.

    To think how far we've come from Tom Selleck (but how little we've come from Reagan) it's all kind of amazing.

    A lot of ladies still seem to like chest hair

    it's mostly young girls who seem to be all about dudes waxing their chests

    I dunno, fam -- Channing Tatum is smooth-chested and Channing Tatum is the sexiest man alive. It's a fact.

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    Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    hold on i'mma go shave my genitals and take a pic brb

    Yay I'll have a new jailmate.

    Chu u gon be my bitch.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    japan wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Come to think of it, when it comes to oral sex with people with vaginas, I have found the smell factor is increased with hair. Not sure if that's a coincidence in my admittedly limited experience, though. Could simply be some examples practiced good hygiene and others didn't.

    I guess that's the point.

    i shave my armpit hair

    Do you find it makes a difference to how much you sweat?

    There are days in my office where the air con dries the air right out and it is stupidly warm and that combination of circumstances just causes me to sweat like a pig, but particularly badly from the pit area.

    It is like there is some tipping point where my anti-perspirant is overwhelmed and it is like the opening of the floodgates.

    i guess i'm not sure but it's definitely harder to 'perceive' sweat. like, it doesn't have any hair to cling to and chafe all moistly against your skin. it definitely reduces the odor, significantly.

    i imagine getting the antiperspirant right onto the skin will make it more effective.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    hold on i'mma go shave my genitals and take a pic brb

    Yay I'll have a new jailmate.

    Chu u gon be my bitch.

    i am worth three cartons of menthols

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Raven is a hardened jail lesbian.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Raven is a hardened jail lesbian.

    It's no homo in jail.

    People got needs.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I'm jonesing to Drag some Dungeons.

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    Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i prefer when ladies are shaved or super closely trimmed but ultimately i ain't gonna care a ton

    i prefer my own genitals to be bald as fuck

    I like completely shaved male genitals too but a lot of dudes (and ladies, I guess) seem to be very offended by them I don't know why.

    The general gay consensus is to shave the balls, trim the pubes.

    some people seem to object to it on vague "pedophilia" grounds

    kids don't have hair so it must be some thing about wanting to diddle kids

    but most people who prefer it seems to do so for entirely pragmatic reasons

    This is what I've heard, too. I think I heard that too early from some liberated hippie aunt, only guys who are secretly pedophiles want completely shaved nether regions.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I had a pretty good laugh in the Bloom Country archives, too, when Binkley was having anxiety about being smooth-chested, because women wouldn't respect a smooth-chested man.

    To think how far we've come from Tom Selleck (but how little we've come from Reagan) it's all kind of amazing.

    A lot of ladies still seem to like chest hair

    it's mostly young girls who seem to be all about dudes waxing their chests

    I dunno, fam -- Channing Tatum is smooth-chested and Channing Tatum is the sexiest man alive. It's a fact.

    I dunno, I guess I'm more of a Jamie Bamber guy

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    My genitals do not look very good bald. They look sickly, like I came down with dick leukemia and I've been on a schedule of pubic chemo.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    I'm sure Thanatos and Ludious are like two jack rabbits together in jail all the time, but that's just what happens on the inside.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Come to think of it, when it comes to oral sex with people with vaginas, I have found the smell factor is increased with hair. Not sure if that's a coincidence in my admittedly limited experience, though. Could simply be some examples practiced good hygiene and others didn't.

    I guess that's the point.

    i shave my armpit hair

    Do you find it makes a difference to how much you sweat?

    There are days in my office where the air con dries the air right out and it is stupidly warm and that combination of circumstances just causes me to sweat like a pig, but particularly badly from the pit area.

    It is like there is some tipping point where my anti-perspirant is overwhelmed and it is like the opening of the floodgates.

    i guess i'm not sure but it's definitely harder to 'perceive' sweat. like, it doesn't have any hair to cling to and chafe all moistly against your skin. it definitely reduces the odor, significantly.

    i imagine getting the antiperspirant right onto the skin will make it more effective.

    it helps the cancer along too

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    isn't there some sort of acid i can immerse myself in up to my neck to burn off the hair and outer layer of skin

    that would save me some time

    Elendil on
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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Raven is a hardened jail lesbian.

    Or a "lur" as the most recent Lifetime movie told me (lesbian until release).

    If it came from Lifetime, you know it has to be true. Everything on that channel is fact-based.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    My genitals do not look very good bald. They look sickly, like I came down with dick leukemia and I've been on a schedule of pubic chemo.

    pics or it didn't happen

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    My genitals do not look very good bald. They look sickly, like I came down with dick leukemia and I've been on a schedule of pubic chemo.

    my look p good shaved (at least i think so)

    it's just so much fuss to get them that way it doesn't feel worth the bother

    Casual on
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2013
    Sexiest man alive?

    <<<<<<<< Right here.

    I have a badge and everything.

    Bogart on
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I'm in Ye Olde Style: Did Geth just admit he likes to roll dem bones?

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I don't like my genitals bald.

    They look nude and remind me of naked mole rats. I need a bit of hair!

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Apparently so.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    I wonder if it would be possible to harness Minecraft to supplement a dungeons and dragons game.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    My genitals do not look very good bald. They look sickly, like I came down with dick leukemia and I've been on a schedule of pubic chemo.

    Mine looks grand

    regal

    like the sound a trumpet makes

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    I wonder if it would be possible to harness Minecraft to supplement a dungeons and dragons game.

    The combat might be a little weird since it's not turn-based.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Sexiest man alive?

    <<<<<<<< Right here.

    I have a badge and everything.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adKlAz9UGLw

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    The lack of hair in the nether-regions does decrease drag and friction, which can be nice.


    Also, I totally don't care for my balls. I mean, they serve a purpose ostensibly, but I think it's a piss-poor evolutionary mechanism. Ovaries seem much easier to take care of. You never have to shave those, or worry about jamming them into a bike rail, or shaving them.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    My genitals do not look very good bald. They look sickly, like I came down with dick leukemia and I've been on a schedule of pubic chemo.

    Mine looks grand

    regal

    like the sound a trumpet makes

    Bell shaped and made of chrome?

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    isn't there some sort of acid i can immerse myself in up to my neck to burn off the hair and outer layer of skin

    that would save me some time

    there is hair removal cream

    my ex used it on her junk a few times with no ill effects but apparently you shouldn't put it on your balls

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    there is not a genital construct that I will not put my mouth on
    including the balls

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    47d2cd49c7f275.06815371frogview-gallery.jpg

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    I had one ex that loved oral.

    We spent a lot of time behind closed doors. Or in the living room when nobody else was around.

    They were ... they were good times.

    My best days are behind me.

    /suddenonsetdepression

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    I wonder if it would be possible to harness Minecraft to supplement a dungeons and dragons game.

    The combat might be a little weird since it's not turn-based.

    I feel like Minecraft combat would have to be replaced altogether. Like, I know some servers have their chat tied into IRC. So you could have an IRC bot provide randomized values on command.

    But how would you represent all the NPCs?

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    I have never shaved my special purpose, but I imagine it itches in a way that makes you stand as though obscurely uncomfortable. All pursed lips and occasional winces.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Great. Took my glasses to an optometrist on the way home and they broke my glasses trying to put a new nose pad in, "oops whatever not our fault"

    Fucks sake well that's $200 down the drain

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I wonder if my parents have booked the flights for this American holiday, or can I talk to them more about it...?

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    The lack of hair in the nether-regions does decrease drag and friction, which can be nice.


    Also, I totally don't care for my balls. I mean, they serve a purpose ostensibly, but I think it's a piss-poor evolutionary mechanism. Ovaries seem much easier to take care of. You never have to shave those, or worry about jamming them into a bike rail, or shaving them.

    just gotta worry about em shriveling and all your eggs dying as you age

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    there is not a genital construct that I will not put my mouth on
    including the balls

    the clitoris

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I have never shaved my special purpose, but I imagine it itches in a way that makes you stand as though obscurely uncomfortable. All pursed lips and occasional winces.
    I guess maybe the first time it did, but not after that

    also, "special purpose" is an absurdly twee euphemism

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    47d2cd49c7f275.06815371frogview-gallery.jpg

    THE GREATEST APE

    O GLORY BE TO YOU, MY BRETHREN

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    They look like they're having a whale of a time!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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