The lack of hair in the nether-regions does decrease drag and friction, which can be nice.
Also, I totally don't care for my balls. I mean, they serve a purpose ostensibly, but I think it's a piss-poor evolutionary mechanism. Ovaries seem much easier to take care of. You never have to shave those, or worry about jamming them into a bike rail, or shaving them.
just gotta worry about em shriveling and all your eggs dying as you age
I am willing to bet I'd be fine with my balls shriveling up and falling off at some point in middle age.
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
The lack of hair in the nether-regions does decrease drag and friction, which can be nice.
Also, I totally don't care for my balls. I mean, they serve a purpose ostensibly, but I think it's a piss-poor evolutionary mechanism. Ovaries seem much easier to take care of. You never have to shave those, or worry about jamming them into a bike rail, or shaving them.
just gotta worry about em shriveling and all your eggs dying as you age
oh great they have inbult birth control too?
this is so unfair
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
I have never shaved my special purpose, but I imagine it itches in a way that makes you stand as though obscurely uncomfortable. All pursed lips and occasional winces.
I guess maybe the first time it did, but not after that
also, "special purpose" is an absurdly twee euphemism
I have never shaved my special purpose, but I imagine it itches in a way that makes you stand as though obscurely uncomfortable. All pursed lips and occasional winces.
I guess maybe the first time it did, but not after that
also, "special purpose" is an absurdly twee euphemism
syndalisGetting ClassyOn the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Productsregular
Shaving the boys is pleasant at the moment you finish, but god help you if you don't keep CONSTANT vigilance on keeping those fellas smooth.
Rough itchy sandpaper scrote in a few days, along with ingrown hairs... it turns into a nightmarish hellscape.
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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21stCenturyCall me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered Userregular
Are there any rules against attempting to recruit people for an RPG in [chat]?
'cause i'm wondering who'd be interested in a Spirit of the Century/FATE 3rd Ed game set in the 90s, following a group of hitmen in a world inspired by the films of Quentin Tarantino and the games of Suda 51.
Yes, it sounds ridiculous, because it is going to be.
The lack of hair in the nether-regions does decrease drag and friction, which can be nice.
Also, I totally don't care for my balls. I mean, they serve a purpose ostensibly, but I think it's a piss-poor evolutionary mechanism. Ovaries seem much easier to take care of. You never have to shave those, or worry about jamming them into a bike rail, or shaving them.
just gotta worry about em shriveling and all your eggs dying as you age
Shriveling is fine, and testicles don't age like ovaries do.
Yeah, I get ingrown hairs on my face occasionally because I am lazy when it comes to shaving, and I don't fancy digging around my meat and two veg with a pair of tweezers for one of those.
lately i have been considering getting rid of the hair on my back, but... that seems quite difficult without an elaborate system of mirrors or someone to help you, at which point clearly you don't need to shave because you've already found true love
I need new frames, but I'm not sure I'd want to buy them off the interwebs
I'm pretty picky
Most places will send you empty frames to try for a deposit.
The place I use will send you four frames at a time for free, and they come in a box that fits in a normal postbox with a pre-paid return shipping label.
Are there any rules against attempting to recruit people for an RPG in [chat]?
'cause i'm wondering who'd be interested in a Spirit of the Century/FATE 3rd Ed game set in the 90s, following a group of hitmen in a world inspired by the films of Quentin Tarantino and the games of Suda 51.
Yes, it sounds ridiculous, because it is going to be.
I wouldn't mind playing and being ridiculous
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
The lack of hair in the nether-regions does decrease drag and friction, which can be nice.
Also, I totally don't care for my balls. I mean, they serve a purpose ostensibly, but I think it's a piss-poor evolutionary mechanism. Ovaries seem much easier to take care of. You never have to shave those, or worry about jamming them into a bike rail, or shaving them.
just gotta worry about em shriveling and all your eggs dying as you age
Shriveling is fine, and testicles don't age like ovaries do.
What I'm suggesting is testicloveries.
this exists
what do you think "cloves" are
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
People on the fence about joining a game being run by 21st Century should definitely sign up. I've participated in a couple games he has run and he is the real deal. As a GM, he is both inventive and cooperative.
The lack of hair in the nether-regions does decrease drag and friction, which can be nice.
Also, I totally don't care for my balls. I mean, they serve a purpose ostensibly, but I think it's a piss-poor evolutionary mechanism. Ovaries seem much easier to take care of. You never have to shave those, or worry about jamming them into a bike rail, or shaving them.
just gotta worry about em shriveling and all your eggs dying as you age
Shriveling is fine, and testicles don't age like ovaries do.
What I'm suggesting is testicloveries.
However, you can see testicles shriveling. That unfortunate droopage.
The lack of hair in the nether-regions does decrease drag and friction, which can be nice.
Also, I totally don't care for my balls. I mean, they serve a purpose ostensibly, but I think it's a piss-poor evolutionary mechanism. Ovaries seem much easier to take care of. You never have to shave those, or worry about jamming them into a bike rail, or shaving them.
just gotta worry about em shriveling and all your eggs dying as you age
Shriveling is fine, and testicles don't age like ovaries do.
What I'm suggesting is testicloveries.
yes I understand testicles do not contain eggs, I was talkin bout ovaries!
and you'd have to redesign sperms to not be so damn sensitive or whatever, isn't that why testes are outside the body?
lately i have been considering getting rid of the hair on my back, but... that seems quite difficult without an elaborate system of mirrors or someone to help you, at which point clearly you don't need to shave because you've already found true love
Don't fancy getting it waxed by whoever it is that waxes backs professionally?
People on the fence about joining a game being run by 21st Century should definitely sign up. I've participated in a couple games he has run and he is the real deal. As a GM, he is both inventive and cooperative.
Does he cup the balls?
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
I need new frames, but I'm not sure I'd want to buy them off the interwebs
I'm pretty picky
Bro I got two pairs for like $30. I only wear one pair, and I get compliments on them all the time. Zenni is my favorite thing ever.
it's less about looks and more about wanting to know they'll be of an agreeable weight and sit on my head well and a bunch of intangibles
plus I've got no patience and having it take multiple days to get a new pair of glasses just feels agonizing
this is my concern about getting glasses online, too; you can't try them on
of course, when they cost 10 bucks, you can literally order 20 for the same price as a pair in person, and you're bound to have at least one pair that's just fine.
lately i have been considering getting rid of the hair on my back, but... that seems quite difficult without an elaborate system of mirrors or someone to help you, at which point clearly you don't need to shave because you've already found true love
Don't fancy getting it waxed by whoever it is that waxes backs professionally?
*40-Year-Old-Virgin waxing scene*
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
lately i have been considering getting rid of the hair on my back, but... that seems quite difficult without an elaborate system of mirrors or someone to help you, at which point clearly you don't need to shave because you've already found true love
Don't fancy getting it waxed by whoever it is that waxes backs professionally?
The lack of hair in the nether-regions does decrease drag and friction, which can be nice.
Also, I totally don't care for my balls. I mean, they serve a purpose ostensibly, but I think it's a piss-poor evolutionary mechanism. Ovaries seem much easier to take care of. You never have to shave those, or worry about jamming them into a bike rail, or shaving them.
just gotta worry about em shriveling and all your eggs dying as you age
Shriveling is fine, and testicles don't age like ovaries do.
What I'm suggesting is testicloveries.
this exists
what do you think "cloves" are
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
I need new frames, but I'm not sure I'd want to buy them off the interwebs
I'm pretty picky
Bro I got two pairs for like $30. I only wear one pair, and I get compliments on them all the time. Zenni is my favorite thing ever.
it's less about looks and more about wanting to know they'll be of an agreeable weight and sit on my head well and a bunch of intangibles
plus I've got no patience and having it take multiple days to get a new pair of glasses just feels agonizing
this is my concern about getting glasses online, too; you can't try them on
of course, when they cost 10 bucks, you can literally order 20 for the same price as a pair in person, and you're bound to have at least one pair that's just fine.
warby parker sends you five to try on if you want, for free
lately i have been considering getting rid of the hair on my back, but... that seems quite difficult without an elaborate system of mirrors or someone to help you, at which point clearly you don't need to shave because you've already found true love
Don't fancy getting it waxed by whoever it is that waxes backs professionally?
the very idea assaults my mind with horror from multiple vectors
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Don't
ever
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I am willing to bet I'd be fine with my balls shriveling up and falling off at some point in middle age.
I've heard you on Xbox live, and you sir are no George Clooney.
oh great they have inbult birth control too?
this is so unfair
You can't put your mouth on fairy tales, Casual.
You got that out of a cereal packet.
Also it is made of blue plastic and says "POLICE FORCE" on it.
You have to be in his presence to get the effect. He's a right laugh once you get to know him.[/Bad Machinery]
I'm pretty picky
Steve Martin reference.
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moar liek Tweeve Martin m i rite
I am sexier than George Clooney because I am British.
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Rough itchy sandpaper scrote in a few days, along with ingrown hairs... it turns into a nightmarish hellscape.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
'cause i'm wondering who'd be interested in a Spirit of the Century/FATE 3rd Ed game set in the 90s, following a group of hitmen in a world inspired by the films of Quentin Tarantino and the games of Suda 51.
Yes, it sounds ridiculous, because it is going to be.
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Shriveling is fine, and testicles don't age like ovaries do.
What I'm suggesting is testicloveries.
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lately i have been considering getting rid of the hair on my back, but... that seems quite difficult without an elaborate system of mirrors or someone to help you, at which point clearly you don't need to shave because you've already found true love
Bro I got two pairs for like $30. I only wear one pair, and I get compliments on them all the time. Zenni is my favorite thing ever.
Most places will send you empty frames to try for a deposit.
The place I use will send you four frames at a time for free, and they come in a box that fits in a normal postbox with a pre-paid return shipping label.
I wouldn't mind playing and being ridiculous
this exists
what do you think "cloves" are
You have to be the right kind of British, though.
Like, Clive Owen is probably a +5 in sexy, but Clive Swift is a -5.
However, you can see testicles shriveling. That unfortunate droopage.
and you'd have to redesign sperms to not be so damn sensitive or whatever, isn't that why testes are outside the body?
it's less about looks and more about wanting to know they'll be of an agreeable weight and sit on my head well and a bunch of intangibles
plus I've got no patience and having it take multiple days to get a new pair of glasses just feels agonizing
Don't fancy getting it waxed by whoever it is that waxes backs professionally?
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musics
Being British gives you:
+1 to stiff upper lip
+1 to sexy accent.
But the Clooney prestige class gives you:
+3 to smoldering eyes
+3 to boyish grin
+3 to rocking the three days growth
+3 to rocking the tuxedo
Does he cup the balls?
they suck, those brats
this is my concern about getting glasses online, too; you can't try them on
of course, when they cost 10 bucks, you can literally order 20 for the same price as a pair in person, and you're bound to have at least one pair that's just fine.
*40-Year-Old-Virgin waxing scene*
A backswaxist.
warby parker sends you five to try on if you want, for free
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the very idea assaults my mind with horror from multiple vectors
telling someone "i want to get my back waxed"
having someone wax my back
the pain of having my back waxed
participation in the culture of hair-loathing
all of it