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Horribly Mutilated Cocks

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  • ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    fruit by the foot?

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Reginald wrote: »
    fruit by the foot?

    you callin me gay bro

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Reginald wrote: »
    fruit by the foot?

    you callin me gay bro

    i ain't callin you for supper

  • glithertglithert Registered User regular
    What I do is start out completely flaccid then work to about 40% erect. I feel that this is targeting length more because I'm not trying to expand the tissue so much as "tear" the tissues. If that makes sense. I think of the ballon theory. It gets bigger and longer when you fill it with water right?

    this guy is a jelqing machine

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    that guy's my hero

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Only about 40% erect.

    Half-erect is too much, you gotta back it back down if you go that far.

    This man is implying he can accurately measure the percentage of erectness in his cock.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    my dick look like a spilled package of big league chew

    Ubik on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    But how do I increase my butt by one and a half inches.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    glithert wrote: »
    What I do is start out completely flaccid then work to about 40% erect. I feel that this is targeting length more because I'm not trying to expand the tissue so much as "tear" the tissues. If that makes sense. I think of the ballon theory. It gets bigger and longer when you fill it with water right?

    this guy is a jelqing machine

    Arrrgh

    Arrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    my dick look like a spilled package of big league chew

    dick look like a melted snickers

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    personally I'm going for that "tapeworm dick" look

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    What I do is start out completely flaccid then work to about 40% erect. I feel that this is targeting length more because I'm not trying to expand the tissue so much as "tear" the tissues. If that makes sense. I think of the ballon theory. It gets bigger and longer when you fill it with water right?

    this guy is a jelqing machine

    Arrrgh

    Arrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    my dick look like a spilled package of big league chew

    dick look like a melted snickers

    so like a regular snickers then

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    What I do is start out completely flaccid then work to about 40% erect. I feel that this is targeting length more because I'm not trying to expand the tissue so much as "tear" the tissues. If that makes sense. I think of the ballon theory. It gets bigger and longer when you fill it with water right?

    this guy is a jelqing machine

    Arrrgh

    Arrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    face-melting.jpg

    Yes, that is the ideal look my dick is striving for.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    my dick look like a spilled package of big league chew

    dick look like a melted snickers

    dick look like a sad ninja turtle popsicle

    l8e1peic77w3.jpg

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    dick like three credit cards in a row (long sides touching)

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  • glithertglithert Registered User regular
    I just found a thread entitled "I busted my cock! Bleeding everywhere"

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    what are some jelq techs that ladies can employ

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Why the hell did I even

    I should have known to expect something like this from the thread title

    But noooo, I just had to find out what specifically it was about

    Thanks a lot, me

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    what are some jelq techs that ladies can employ

    Keigel techniques.

  • glithertglithert Registered User regular
    Jhontexas wrote:
    Doing some killer stretch routine past couple weeks and noticed last night a hard bump and it looks like it swelled in that bump area its right on the upper shaft right before it meets the head. It feels hard when i touch it like a bump and the bump will move around when i touch it.

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    glithert wrote: »
    I just found a thread entitled "I busted my cock! Bleeding everywhere"

    laughing, crying

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    my dick look like a spilled package of big league chew

    dick look like a melted snickers

    dick look like a sad ninja turtle popsicle

    Dick looks like a half-eaten Slim Jim.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    my dick look like a spilled package of big league chew

    dick look like a melted snickers

    dick look like a sad ninja turtle popsicle

    dick look like a stale stick of juicy fruit

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  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    what are some jelq techs that ladies can employ

    Kegel?

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    what are some jelq techs that ladies can employ

    Keigel techniques.
    how does that make a vagina any longer than it is

    i'm takin notes here

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    crwth wrote: »
    jelq is a great word

    man that is a thing that should have a warning before googling

    but i am a fool to come to the dong thread and not expect dongs all up in my face

    DasUberEdward on
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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    glithert wrote: »
    I just found a thread entitled "I busted my cock! Bleeding everywhere"

    I'm imagining the head just ... popping off, like a cork.

  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    glithert wrote: »
    Jhontexas wrote:
    Doing some killer stretch routine past couple weeks and noticed last night a hard bump and it looks like it swelled in that bump area its right on the upper shaft right before it meets the head. It feels hard when i touch it like a bump and the bump will move around when i touch it.

    my dick

    just turtled inside out

    I now have an innie

  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    pop

    fountain of blood

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    crwth do you even KNOW what a vagina IS

  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    not ground floor enough why didn't anyone tell me about this

  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    i just did

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  • glithertglithert Registered User regular
    I mean all you have to do is spend an hour going around tumblr, xhamster xtube and other 18+ internet sites and see that most guys are huge as fuck, even many of Kingsnakes friends were 8-9"+ which shows you it isn't just an internet thing. It seems most guys have huge cocks these days maybe the average was 5-6 inches back in the 80's or something but today in 2013 i'd say average is around 8 inches I mean even most guys starting their PE Journey here start off pretty good at 7-7.5 inches.

  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    crwth do you even KNOW what a vagina IS


    Does anyone??

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    crwth do you even KNOW what a vagina IS

    eh heh

    do i

    do i KNOW what a

    this guy this fuckin guy do i know what a vagina is ahaha ha haaaa haahaha

    nah

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    my dick look like a spilled package of big league chew

    dick look like a melted snickers

    dick look like a sad ninja turtle popsicle

    dick look like a stale stick of juicy fruit

    dick look like a airhead left out in the sun

    l8e1peic77w3.jpg

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Mods please change my name to PE Journey

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