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Journey: The [PHALLA] for New Earth - MAFIA & INFIDEL WIN

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Elvish.

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    SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    Let's not take any chances on that whole thing.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    oSay eway areyay orriedway aboutyay igpay atinlay asyay ellway?

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    oh dear god

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    There is hard line drawn on speaking in codes in phalla. Like, serious enough that if we cross it, no more phalla.

    Steam
    Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
    Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
    3ds: 3282-2248-0453
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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    TheRoadVirus wrote: »
    Gizzy wrote: »
    Invictus wrote: »
    No, but seriously, if people don't give me ideas for annoying, vaguely regional dialects of English to adapt as my post restriction, I will fucking pick one and no one will like it.

    no one will like it


    Pig Latin

    WARNING: This code speak may violate universal language treaties and may be punishable by rapid de-oxygenization of offender.

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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    That's harder to read than the leet speak

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Iyay oday owknay owhay otay oday isthay. Oryay aybemay Iyay ustjay owknay ethay interwebsyay?

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    we need to start this game before people get 'fracted

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Vertroue please no tempting mods yeah? :)

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    okay
    It Was Earth All Along
    HMS Bedlam

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Shit ok I will stop if it will get me booted from an airlock.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Just pick a more readable post restriction haha

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    lol this is what happens when I get bored at work. I was trying to find a redneck translator next.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Kime I didn't pick it I asked for ones I should do and that is what they told me to do.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    You picked "listen to them", silly

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    You could always do Berks

    (Please do not actually do this)

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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    I didn't know there was a prohibition on posting in code. If I had, I never would have suggested it.

    Currently Playing:
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    GT: Tanith 6227
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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Iron Weasel wrote: »
    I didn't know there was a prohibition on posting in code. If I had, I never would have suggested it.

    It only comes up when people get close to breaking it because they are unaware.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    One more, folks

    Steam
    Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
    Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
    3ds: 3282-2248-0453
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    Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    @Invictus you should do Schwarzenegger-speak.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    oops lolololol

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    No worries.

    Steam
    Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
    Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
    3ds: 3282-2248-0453
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    While novel speech patterns are acceptable, any that threaten the progress of the mission will be dealt with harshly, up to and including death by depressurization. Err on the side of caution lest you cause the scrubbing of the mission and future endeavors like it.

    Erin The Red on
    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Ermagawd!! I sowwie PA and stuff!

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    Gandalf_the_Crazed wrote: »
    @Invictus you should do SchwarzeneggerNed Flanders-speak.

    Steam
    Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
    Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
    3ds: 3282-2248-0453
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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Stop no I will not listen, you cannot make me listen!! I have will power! I will not succumb again! The last time it...it...was a misunderstanding! I will not fall again!

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    No worries, vertroue -- we just don't want to get shut down.

    Wait.

    I'm supposed to be the evil AI and TRV is supposed to be kind and supportive. What's happening to me?

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    MWAHHAHAHA did I break you? shit never minds don't answer that please, I really don't want to know. I think it is above my paygrade.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    You will perish in flames, subcreature!

    Much better.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    No worries, vertroue -- we just don't want to get shut down.

    Wait.

    I'm supposed to be the evil AI and TRV is supposed to be kind and supportive. What's happening to me?

    That was kind and supportive. Warnings were issued in accordance with UEA regulations. Resuming navigation duties.

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Ugh - just sign up already, @SabreOverEasy or @CesareB

    Jeez!

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    GT: Tanith 6227
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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Oh god guys quick listen.

    This is me from the present.

    Don't listen to anything me from the future says. Seriously.

    DON'T.

    He's lying.

    He's going to betray you.

    Trust me. Future me is EVIL. I already know what he's thinking of doing.

    Please do us both a favour.

    pickup-sig.php?name=Orthanc

    Switch Friend Code: SW-1406-1275-7906
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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    Well, I bet if we put our heads together, we can figure out a solution that prevents all of future Fab's treachery.

    Steam
    Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
    Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
    3ds: 3282-2248-0453
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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Nobody panic, I'm a professional!

    Sir Fab, we're going to kill Present You, so that Future You will never exist. Then he won't be able to betray us.

    Now, do you want us to toss you into the drive core, or send you out the airlock?

    Currently Playing:
    The Division, Warframe (XB1)
    GT: Tanith 6227
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Cythraul wrote: »
    USS Bedlam
    What in the five hells is going on in here?

    Clearly I need to start drinking again...

    Bedlam on
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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Iron Weasel wrote: »
    Nobody panic, I'm a professional!

    Sir Fab, we're going to kill Present You, so that Future You will never exist. Then he won't be able to betray us.

    Now, do you want us to toss you into the drive core, or send you out the airlock?

    That won't be necessary Weasel.

    It appears as though past me was purposefully trying to sabotage present me.

    I can confirm to all of you that both present and future me are perfectly trustworthy.

    Do not listen to past me.

    pickup-sig.php?name=Orthanc

    Switch Friend Code: SW-1406-1275-7906
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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    Future Fab will never exist, but we will always just miss past Fab. We will never be able to intercede in their eternal struggle.

    Steam
    Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
    Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
    3ds: 3282-2248-0453
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    GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    While we wait for our last person (ahem) please remember to send us a Code Name and starting location.

    My ever-watching electronic eyes are peering particularly at @eddie84, @Xenogears of Bore, @Cayrus, @Assuran, @Anialos and @Bliss 101 at the moment.

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    BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    For shame

    Watch me stream stuff!


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