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Unusual death [chat]

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Police say the body of a woman found wedged in a water tank on the roof of a downtown hotel is that of Elisa Lam, a 21-year-old from Vancouver who had been missing for three weeks.

    Investigators used body markings to identify her after a maintenance worker at the Cecil Hotel found the body after guests complained of low water pressure.

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    Local radio has been on this story heavy for just ths last several days.

    I'd never let my daughter travel solo. Anywhere.

    xism

    If you look at her I gotta honour kill her.

  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    Also:

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    spool32 wrote: »
    Speaking of, my decision to completely forego masturbation continues to pay off huge benefits.

    The amount of pain medicine I'm on right now has really removed any filter of decorum I normally possess...

    My body has decided to do that for me.

    Despite the fact that it's been a bit better than usual lately.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    I was thinking of writing an advice post in H/A about it.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    look

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    peins

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Speaking of, my decision to completely forego masturbation continues to pay off huge benefits.

    The amount of pain medicine I'm on right now has really removed any filter of decorum I normally possess...

    WHAT

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Also:

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    Dammit Corehealer!

    Now I'm turned on by pussy mouthed monsters, thanks.
    :(

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Speaking of, my decision to completely forego masturbation continues to pay off huge benefits.

    The amount of pain medicine I'm on right now has really removed any filter of decorum I normally possess...

    I'm not sure if I want clarification.

  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Speaking of, my decision to completely forego masturbation continues to pay off huge benefits.

    The amount of pain medicine I'm on right now has really removed any filter of decorum I normally possess...

    I'm not sure if I want clarification.

    And I'm just as sure that I do!

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    30 M

    seeks roommate for pax

    18-20 F

    dont worry not funny stuff

    (anal is no laughing matter)

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    look

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    pesni

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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Your cutoff age is far too low skippy.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Speaking of, my decision to completely forego masturbation continues to pay off huge benefits.

    The amount of pain medicine I'm on right now has really removed any filter of decorum I normally possess...

    WHAT

    yeah dude. 100% on the wagon.

    I was doing it far too often. I didn't think it was a big deal, but sex has been hugely, amazingly better since I stopped.

    Across the board better sex. I love anticipation anyway, so even if it's a few days of waiting it's awesome when the wait is over, if you know what I mean.

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    18-20 F, or F-ish enough to fool me after a drunken day of con partying

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Your cutoff age is far too low skippy.

    He's a truck of refined taste.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Your cutoff age is far too low skippy.

    SLASH AND BURN

    I ONLY PLOW NEW FIELDS

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    man i jerked off since i started typing this post

    i jerked senj off in the time it took me to hit enter twice to skip to this line

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Speaking of, my decision to completely forego masturbation continues to pay off huge benefits.

    The amount of pain medicine I'm on right now has really removed any filter of decorum I normally possess...

    WHAT

    yeah dude. 100% on the wagon.

    I was doing it far too often. I didn't think it was a big deal, but sex has been hugely, amazingly better since I stopped.

    Across the board better sex. I love anticipation anyway, so even if it's a few days of waiting it's awesome when the wait is over, if you know what I mean.

    what is this

    you jerk your goddamn dick mister

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Women are confusing

    Amirite guise?

    approaching 18 years of marriage

    I am beginning to figure out one of them!

    dogg you aint even seen her final form

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    a dude on the bus today literally said to his friend "I always say, if there's grass on the field play ball"

    he later commented that he was jus jokin, man

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Spool cares not for your masturbation union solidarity

    HE'S A FREE RIDER

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Speaking of, my decision to completely forego masturbation continues to pay off huge benefits.

    The amount of pain medicine I'm on right now has really removed any filter of decorum I normally possess...

    WHAT

    yeah dude. 100% on the wagon.

    I was doing it far too often. I didn't think it was a big deal, but sex has been hugely, amazingly better since I stopped.

    Across the board better sex. I love anticipation anyway, so even if it's a few days of waiting it's awesome when the wait is over, if you know what I mean.

    what is this

    you jerk your goddamn dick mister

    When your father gets home if you haven't jerked off to some depraved internet porn that makes you question your sanity and worth as a human being so help me he will paddle your ass from here to sundown

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    a dude on the bus today literally said to his friend "I always say, if there's grass on the field play ball"

    he later commented that he was jus jokin, man

    Clay courts are cool too.

    If there's mud in the pit

    Wait

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    a dude on the bus today literally said to his friend "I always say, if there's grass on the field play ball"

    he later commented that he was jus jokin, man

    hilarious

    and so original

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Speaking of, my decision to completely forego masturbation continues to pay off huge benefits.

    The amount of pain medicine I'm on right now has really removed any filter of decorum I normally possess...

    WHAT

    yeah dude. 100% on the wagon.

    I was doing it far too often. I didn't think it was a big deal, but sex has been hugely, amazingly better since I stopped.

    Across the board better sex. I love anticipation anyway, so even if it's a few days of waiting it's awesome when the wait is over, if you know what I mean.

    what is this

    you jerk your goddamn dick mister

    When your father gets home if you haven't jerked off to some depraved internet porn that makes you question your sanity and worth as a human being so help me he will paddle your ass from here to sundown

    So really you're going to end up making a mess one way or the other...

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Spool cares not for your masturbation union solidarity

    HE'S A FREE RIDER

    Freakin scabs

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Isn't PC already the anti used games platform?

    steam sales are better than used games ever were

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    If there's grass on the field, check with the local government authority to see if it's fine to play, because maybe they just grew that grass and they've been having issues keeping it nice.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    if theres mud on the field,

  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Kana wrote: »
    I've always noticed that I don't seem to sweat very much when I work out. even today, when i was absolutely murdering myself for about 2 hours, my face and back were barely even moist. But then by the time i was getting to single arm back rows (my nemesis!) I was feeling pretty sick and over-heated, and i had to go lie down and pour some cold water on my head before i felt ok again.

    Is there like a genetic correlation to average body sweat? I mean I'm mostly Norwegian, which could make sense since sweating in freezing weather is a good way of getting chilled.

    these are just the kinds of random questions that pop into my head while I'm grunting and lifting heavy things

    I believe phenotypic variations are small, and generally people adapt. For example, I've gone from the UK to Japan and acclimatized so, for example, there is less sodium in the oodles of sweat that summer produces.

    You just sound insufficiently hydrated, to be honest.

    poshniallo on
    I figure I could take a bear.
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
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    he's missing his single tear

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    if theres mud on the field,

    don't play there that is a highly unsanitary field go somewhere else

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    a dude on the bus today literally said to his friend "I always say, if there's grass on the field play ball"

    he later commented that he was jus jokin, man

    :shock:

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
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  • CleonicusCleonicus Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Speaking of, my decision to completely forego masturbation continues to pay off huge benefits.

    The amount of pain medicine I'm on right now has really removed any filter of decorum I normally possess...

    WHAT

    yeah dude. 100% on the wagon.

    I was doing it far too often. I didn't think it was a big deal, but sex has been hugely, amazingly better since I stopped.

    Across the board better sex. I love anticipation anyway, so even if it's a few days of waiting it's awesome when the wait is over, if you know what I mean.

    what is this

    you jerk your goddamn dick mister

    When your father gets home if you haven't jerked off to some depraved internet porn that makes you question your sanity and worth as a human being so help me he will paddle your ass from here to sundown

    Is that a threat or a promise?

    Debate 'n' DeHockey team: Astronauts
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    hot underage girls tear my soul apart

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    if theres mud on the field,

    don't play there that is a highly unsanitary field go somewhere else

    OH ILL SLIDE INTO SECOND GENTLEMEN

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