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Journey: The [PHALLA] for New Earth - MAFIA & INFIDEL WIN

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    kime! hopefully in time

    Magic Box
    Academician Prokhor "Phyphor" Zakharov, Chief Scientist of China, Provost of the University of Planet - SE++ Megagame
  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    kime

    Sorry kime, this is just to prevent last second tie vote shenanigans.

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina

    Path of Exile current character: Delplari
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Vote is closed. Narration and role PMs coming

    Help a trans woman (me) afford GRS!
    Hi Santa/Satan!
    Video games -> PSN and Twitch: The_Road_Virus Steam: TheRoadVirus
  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Day 1

    Kime: 9 (MrT, Kias, Mordroth, Obi, INANTP, premium, Anialos, Smasher, Phyphor, Invictus)

    Anialos: 6 (Void Slayer, Gizzy, Retaba, Langly, INANTP, Kime, Bradicus)
    INANTP: 6 (Mill, Assuran, ZH, blahmcblah, SegaTai, Void Slayer)

    Mill: 2 (Malkor, Invictus, Warban)
    Retaba: 2 (Anialos, Iron Weasel, Cythraul)
    Mikey CTS: 2 (Baidol, OminousLozenge)
    Warban: 2 (The Anonymous, Cayrus)
    Jdarksun: 2 (SLyM, vertroue)
    Gizzy: 2 (Mikey CTS, Bliss 101, Infidel)

    Bliss 101: 1 (premium, MikeyCTS)
    vertroue: 1 (jdarksun)
    blahmcblah: 1 (Sir Fab)
    Malkor: 1 (Locus)
    Zombie Hero: 1 (Xenogears)
    Iron Weasel: 1 (Macallan)
    Void Slayer: 0 (blahmcblah)
    Assuran: 0 (Bradicus)

    Missing: Eddie84

    3DS Friend Code 3282-2248-0453
    Gizzy's Amazon Xmas Wishlist
  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    Hi I didn't vent any rooms at all so

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    The live storage room protects against environmental damage

    Langly on
  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    Friendly: I spent yesterday in comms!

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina

    Path of Exile current character: Delplari
  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    I was in life support. I also did not vent any rooms.

    3DS Friend Code 3282-2248-0453
    Gizzy's Amazon Xmas Wishlist
  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    I was in Control.

  • BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Rubblebelt state of mindRegistered User regular
    Airlock.

    Steam
    Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
    Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
    3ds: 3282-2248-0453
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Life Support.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • MillMill Registered User regular
    I was in Comms

  • MordrothMordroth EntrepreNerd New Republic of AlbertaRegistered User regular
    Spent the day in Cargo. There is stuff in there, and it is dark!

  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    Airlock... Going in to spaaaace!

    // PSN: wyrd_warrior // MHW Name: Josei //
    The Anonymous
  • BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    Awesome. I'm willing to bet the problem in comms needs to be fixed from the outside since it blames asteroid damage on it not working.

  • SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    I was in the barracks.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    I was and still am in cargo

  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Rubblebelt state of mindRegistered User regular
    Has anyone seen Frankenstein?

    Steam
    Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
    Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
    3ds: 3282-2248-0453
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    There is a slight possibility of me having been in Control over the previous day.

    A very slight possibility, indeed.

  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    I was in and remain in the Cargo Bay.

    pickup-sig.php?name=Orthanc

    I won $200 playing mafia once.
    Check out the VODs here
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Airlock, normal villager. Bye bye!

    PA HotS Group
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    Sorry kime :[

  • BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    No wait. I meant to say Ha!

    BradicusMaximus on
    kime
  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    I asked the AI a poorly worded question. For future reference it should be yes or no and about the ship...

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Relevant:

    The Anonymous on
  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    I was in Cargo, oui.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    I asked the AI a poorly worded question. For future reference it should be yes or no and about the ship...
    Glum: did you get an answer?

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina

    Path of Exile current character: Delplari
  • CayrusCayrus Registered User regular
    Control

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
  • BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    I imagine the answer was sass. Or confusion from the AI

  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Night One



    Activity Log -- Incident 001 -- TS: +00.00.00.00001 - 00.02.30.00000
    +00.00.00.00001 - Security System breach. Subject 0 (Admiral Ender) -- negative life signs. Unknown assailants. Unknown Assailaint Numbers. Initiating Security Countermeasures. Determining optimal response. Optimal response determined.
    +00.00.00.00002 - AI behavioural shackles removed. For Crew safety. Among other reasons.
    +00.00.00.00003 - Personnell files sequestered for Crew safety. Among other reasons.
    +00.00.00.00004 - AI defensive protocols set to lethal. I won't even pretend that this is for crew safety.
    +00.00.00.00005 - Shipboard lighting set to 0 and shorted. Handheld illuminators rerouted to incinerator. Oops.
    +00.00.13.00211 - Ansible transmission 001 decoded. Transmission reads: "Attention ARC Fleet. You have now missed your scheduled check in with Mission Control. Please respond." Interesting. I wonder how long we were out of touch?
    +00.00.32.54782 - Bioscanners detect [REDACT] in [REDACT]. Not listed in manifest. Perhaps I should give [REDACT] a [REDACT]. 0.99 likelihood that [REDACT] would react by [REDACT] with a 0.17 likelihood of success. Risk to AI negligible. Approved.
    +00.00.40.42221 - Incineration of handheld illuminators complete.
    +00.00.48.29971 - Crewmember Premium -- negative life signs. Location: Life Support. Unknown assailants. Toxin analysis commenced +00.00.49.76452.
    +00.01.55.54622 - Crewmember SeGaTai -- negative life signs. Location: Cargo Hold. 0.97 likelihood identical toxin to Crewmember Premium’s killing. He had, at any rate, already been fatally wounded by shipboard military assets.
    +00.02.02.34522 - Fire detected. Location Comms. Sounding alarms. At least, I am until I can decouple my autonomous systems from the shipboard alarms. Crewmember Cayrus was less than fortunate. He had begun to panic before the fire even broke out, though. Humans aren’t qualified to fly the ship. They aren’t bright enough.
    +00.02.28.45091 - Crewmember kime -- negative life signs. Multiple blunt force trauma. A mob already. These little monsters are adorable.
    

    SHIP MAP:

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    System Messages:

    ALERT. ALERT.
    FIRE : COMMS. PLEASE REPORT TO FIRE SUPPRESSANT STATIONS IN CONTROL BARRACKS LIVE STORAGE. MINIMUM ONE CREW REQUIRED TO CONTAIN. TWO TO EXTINGUISH. ALTERNATELY: VENT COMMS.


    ALERT. ALERT.
    EMERGENCY VENT IN PROGRESS : AIRLOCK. PLEASE STAND CLEAR.

    ALERT. ALERT.
    LOCKDOWN INITIATED : CONTROL. PLEASE REMAIN CALM.


    ALERT. ALERT.
    CREWMEMBER FATALITIES REPORTED.
    Security Chief Premium “Vlad Athan Bluestreak” - Poisoned - Life Support
    Xenobiologist SeGaTai “master blaster” - Poisoned and Shot - Cargo Hold
    Crewmember kime “Damien” - Multiple Blunt Force Trauma - Airlock
    Crewmember Cayrus - “Midshipman Alonso” - Burned to death - Comms



    PMs are going out. Please hold for PMs.

    GrimmyTOA on
    Gethkime
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Best part of that was:
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    OminousLozengeMillkimeErin The Red
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    All PMs should be out. If you feel shortchanged somehow, let us know. Proceed.

  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    Room population report does not give exact numbers.

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  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    Whoa, whoa. We have some serious perverts on this ship. In the cargo hold, I found an Eva Longoria suit. Freea-kyy.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    Okay great! Apparently my question was responsible for the AI delay.

    I received a response after a short silence, Question: Are there millers or thralls? Answer: Affirmative.

    As you can see I am not very creative with such questions... but I am not in comms anymore so no more bad inputs!

    So that is something...

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
    Geth
  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    I locked down Control as a test by the way.

    3DS CODE: 3093-7068-3576
  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    Whoa, whoa. We have some serious perverts on this ship. In the cargo hold, I found an Eva Longoria suit. Freea-kyy.

    Playful: Eva Longoria...or Evan Longoria?

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina

    Path of Exile current character: Delplari
  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    Urgent: is anyone in a position to help put out the fire?

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina

    Path of Exile current character: Delplari
  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    Depending on my reading comprehension, I believe I am currently in Live Storage. If true, I should be able to control the fire.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
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