I wake up and can't open my left eye because it's crusted shut. I blindly reach for my box of tissues to blow my nose (I am officially sick now, can't even speak my voice is gone), and then BLOOD EVERYWHERE. Bloody nose, still going strong. So now I have a tissue shoved up my nose and clearly a conjuncitivtis-infected left eye which is seriously freaking me out. I guess I should go to the health center and find out if it's bacterial or viral, so I can hopefully get some drops or meds or something...
I've had mornings like this more often than I'd care to admit
Yeah, you should find a NP or something about that conjunctivitis and get some drops. Wash your hands a lot.
fuck gendered marketing
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
I wake up and can't open my left eye because it's crusted shut. I blindly reach for my box of tissues to blow my nose (I am officially sick now, can't even speak my voice is gone), and then BLOOD EVERYWHERE. Bloody nose, still going strong. So now I have a tissue shoved up my nose and clearly a conjuncitivtis-infected left eye which is seriously freaking me out. I guess I should go to the health center and find out if it's bacterial or viral, so I can hopefully get some drops or meds or something...
:O
I gave specific instructions to take care of yourself and feel better.
This isn't feeling better at all!
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
I hate waking up face down in a pool of blood.
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
I wake up and can't open my left eye because it's crusted shut. I blindly reach for my box of tissues to blow my nose (I am officially sick now, can't even speak my voice is gone), and then BLOOD EVERYWHERE. Bloody nose, still going strong. So now I have a tissue shoved up my nose and clearly a conjuncitivtis-infected left eye which is seriously freaking me out. I guess I should go to the health center and find out if it's bacterial or viral, so I can hopefully get some drops or meds or something...
:O
I gave specific instructions to take care of yourself and feel better.
This isn't feeling better at all!
I think you've cursed me. That's the only explanation for all of this.
(V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
Oh shiiiiit, Guayaki is having a 20% off everything sale
10 lbs of yerba mate for $72? YES I WILL DO THIS.
It's expensive to be a hippie!
I can drink more mate than necessary (like, UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC) for cheaper than a can of coke out of a 12-pack.
My morning yerba is about $0.25 and loading a gourd full (as I'm doing today) is about $0.50.
where in Paraguay you from?
Cincinnati
I got my coworker drinking mate, and he's reading about it and asks me how often I make a 5-pound order. Apparently I drink more than the average Argentinian?
I wake up and can't open my left eye because it's crusted shut. I blindly reach for my box of tissues to blow my nose (I am officially sick now, can't even speak my voice is gone), and then BLOOD EVERYWHERE. Bloody nose, still going strong. So now I have a tissue shoved up my nose and clearly a conjuncitivtis-infected left eye which is seriously freaking me out. I guess I should go to the health center and find out if it's bacterial or viral, so I can hopefully get some drops or meds or something...
:O
I gave specific instructions to take care of yourself and feel better.
This isn't feeling better at all!
I think you've cursed me. That's the only explanation for all of this.
hes poisoned you will all those superfluous awesomes
SEE NARWHAL I TOLD YOU TO CUT IT OUT, now look at what you did!
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
I wake up and can't open my left eye because it's crusted shut. I blindly reach for my box of tissues to blow my nose (I am officially sick now, can't even speak my voice is gone), and then BLOOD EVERYWHERE. Bloody nose, still going strong. So now I have a tissue shoved up my nose and clearly a conjuncitivtis-infected left eye which is seriously freaking me out. I guess I should go to the health center and find out if it's bacterial or viral, so I can hopefully get some drops or meds or something...
:O
I gave specific instructions to take care of yourself and feel better.
This isn't feeling better at all!
I think you've cursed me. That's the only explanation for all of this.
Should I ... start wishing you ill, in the hopes that it'll do the opposite of what I want?
I don't know how to control this power yet.
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
I wake up and can't open my left eye because it's crusted shut. I blindly reach for my box of tissues to blow my nose (I am officially sick now, can't even speak my voice is gone), and then BLOOD EVERYWHERE. Bloody nose, still going strong. So now I have a tissue shoved up my nose and clearly a conjuncitivtis-infected left eye which is seriously freaking me out. I guess I should go to the health center and find out if it's bacterial or viral, so I can hopefully get some drops or meds or something...
:O
I gave specific instructions to take care of yourself and feel better.
This isn't feeling better at all!
I think you've cursed me. That's the only explanation for all of this.
Should I ... start wishing you ill, in the hopes that it'll do the opposite of what I want?
I don't know how to control this power yet.
You are the worst witch ever.
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
Someday, I hope there will be a treatment for Tinnitus that isn't "Listen to something else for a bit" or "Try not to think about it".
earplugs are the best money I've ever spent
ever
Bitch part of it is, I swear to god I haven't ruined me ears with loud noise either. I just woke up one day and couldn't hear blood pulsing in my ears anymore, it'd been replaced with a loud monotonous shriek.
Mweh.
Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
I wake up and can't open my left eye because it's crusted shut. I blindly reach for my box of tissues to blow my nose (I am officially sick now, can't even speak my voice is gone), and then BLOOD EVERYWHERE. Bloody nose, still going strong. So now I have a tissue shoved up my nose and clearly a conjuncitivtis-infected left eye which is seriously freaking me out. I guess I should go to the health center and find out if it's bacterial or viral, so I can hopefully get some drops or meds or something...
:O
I gave specific instructions to take care of yourself and feel better.
This isn't feeling better at all!
I think you've cursed me. That's the only explanation for all of this.
Should I ... start wishing you ill, in the hopes that it'll do the opposite of what I want?
I don't know how to control this power yet.
You are the worst witch ever.
It's my first day.
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
Besides I'm not the one failing to grow boobs so I'm pretty sure you're the one that hasn't lived. Ha!
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ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
I wake up and can't open my left eye because it's crusted shut. I blindly reach for my box of tissues to blow my nose (I am officially sick now, can't even speak my voice is gone), and then BLOOD EVERYWHERE. Bloody nose, still going strong. So now I have a tissue shoved up my nose and clearly a conjuncitivtis-infected left eye which is seriously freaking me out. I guess I should go to the health center and find out if it's bacterial or viral, so I can hopefully get some drops or meds or something...
:O
I gave specific instructions to take care of yourself and feel better.
This isn't feeling better at all!
I think you've cursed me. That's the only explanation for all of this.
hes poisoned you will all those superfluous awesomes
SEE NARWHAL I TOLD YOU TO CUT IT OUT, now look at what you did!
The ratio balances on but a feather.
(V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
I wake up and can't open my left eye because it's crusted shut. I blindly reach for my box of tissues to blow my nose (I am officially sick now, can't even speak my voice is gone), and then BLOOD EVERYWHERE. Bloody nose, still going strong. So now I have a tissue shoved up my nose and clearly a conjuncitivtis-infected left eye which is seriously freaking me out. I guess I should go to the health center and find out if it's bacterial or viral, so I can hopefully get some drops or meds or something...
:O
I gave specific instructions to take care of yourself and feel better.
This isn't feeling better at all!
I think you've cursed me. That's the only explanation for all of this.
hes poisoned you will all those superfluous awesomes
SEE NARWHAL I TOLD YOU TO CUT IT OUT, now look at what you did!
I wake up and can't open my left eye because it's crusted shut. I blindly reach for my box of tissues to blow my nose (I am officially sick now, can't even speak my voice is gone), and then BLOOD EVERYWHERE. Bloody nose, still going strong. So now I have a tissue shoved up my nose and clearly a conjuncitivtis-infected left eye which is seriously freaking me out. I guess I should go to the health center and find out if it's bacterial or viral, so I can hopefully get some drops or meds or something...
:O
I gave specific instructions to take care of yourself and feel better.
This isn't feeling better at all!
I think you've cursed me. That's the only explanation for all of this.
hes poisoned you will all those superfluous awesomes
SEE NARWHAL I TOLD YOU TO CUT IT OUT, now look at what you did!
Two minutes in and he's already using his magicks for evil.
(V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
this is sort of a protip that only applies to Americans with insurance but a lot of people don't realize it. If you have pink eye, if you find an eye clinic with an OPHTHALMOLOGIST (the actual M.D.), he can see you and write you for eye drops and charge your health insurance. That way, you don't have to go to a fucking regular M.D.
For some reason a lot of people associate eye clinics exclusively with getting glasses.
I wake up and can't open my left eye because it's crusted shut. I blindly reach for my box of tissues to blow my nose (I am officially sick now, can't even speak my voice is gone), and then BLOOD EVERYWHERE. Bloody nose, still going strong. So now I have a tissue shoved up my nose and clearly a conjuncitivtis-infected left eye which is seriously freaking me out. I guess I should go to the health center and find out if it's bacterial or viral, so I can hopefully get some drops or meds or something...
:O
I gave specific instructions to take care of yourself and feel better.
This isn't feeling better at all!
I think you've cursed me. That's the only explanation for all of this.
hes poisoned you will all those superfluous awesomes
SEE NARWHAL I TOLD YOU TO CUT IT OUT, now look at what you did!
Two minutes in and he's already using his magicks for evil.
Hello [chat]. New internet is up, well was up yesterday but had 0 time to use it. Still not up to Japan standards but 3 times faster than what I had at the old house so I will take it.
Though last night was awesome. Went to jiu jitsu, got choked but that is part of the fun. Really sore from it. Then we went to a French place in Downtown Denver. Split three giant buckets of mussels cooked in different sauces with french fries. They were delicious. Like holy crap so good. One was Portugese style(so said the name) and had chorizo in it. One was with saffron. And the other was the Normandy style with mushrooms and onions. Afterwards there was espresso and I stole bites of my friends desserts. One has a pear tart with the best crust ever. The others had chocolate mousse and creme brulee. Also not that expensive, with tip about 21 bucks a person. This included some wine.
Then afterwards met with friends for another friends birthday party at the vodka bar. Horseradish vodka was drunk. Good times were had by all. And so a good night balance out shitty Thursday.
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Besides I'm not the one failing to grow boobs so I'm pretty sure you're the one that hasn't lived. Ha!
;( rub my face in them why don't you
Get in line, little.man.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
Morning observations:
Finished Dreamfall last night. Holy shit if I would have played that 7 years ago and didn't know a sequel was literally being made right now, I would be PISSED. That not being the case, Holy SHIT THAT GAME WAS AMAZING. The combat was tacked on and stupid as fuck but Ragnar Tornquist is a MOTHERFUCKER.
So the new TMNT Cartoon on Nick made Baxter Stockman a black dude. PROBLEMATIC.
Oh my god having an image macro of Awesomes is the best idea I've had so far today.
This was my signature for a while:
It's like when you have a tip jar and you put a few bucks in there first just to get it started.
And that is definitely how these stupid things work.
I wonder if I still have my "render unto Caesar" one around here ...
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
Also, I mean, I don't go out of my way to read a lot of feminist blogs or anything, but just in passing, nobody ever seems to address how The Longest Journey and Dreamfall are feminism done fucking right. Oh I'm sure there are tons of essays and papers on it, but what I am saying is, when someone brings up feminism and video games here, nobody is ever going APRIL RYAN, ZOE CASTILLO. I mean that should be like, stop one on feminism done right in video games.
The worst part about sleeping with your head in a pool of blood is when you jerk awake and it goes crick when you pull loose from the dried blood and then you regret things.
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I've had mornings like this more often than I'd care to admit
Yeah, you should find a NP or something about that conjunctivitis and get some drops. Wash your hands a lot.
:O
I gave specific instructions to take care of yourself and feel better.
This isn't feeling better at all!
Yours or someone elses.
I don't make a habit of going to sleep in other people's blood so it's usually mine.
I think you've cursed me. That's the only explanation for all of this.
Cincinnati
I got my coworker drinking mate, and he's reading about it and asks me how often I make a 5-pound order. Apparently I drink more than the average Argentinian?
hes poisoned you will all those superfluous awesomes
SEE NARWHAL I TOLD YOU TO CUT IT OUT, now look at what you did!
Should I ... start wishing you ill, in the hopes that it'll do the opposite of what I want?
I don't know how to control this power yet.
You are the worst witch ever.
you haven't lived
Man I don't wanna get sick or anything and blood's not the same once it's been pasteurized.
Bitch part of it is, I swear to god I haven't ruined me ears with loud noise either. I just woke up one day and couldn't hear blood pulsing in my ears anymore, it'd been replaced with a loud monotonous shriek.
Mweh.
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
It's my first day.
just sayin
The ratio balances on but a feather.
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EDIT, I like this more
Two minutes in and he's already using his magicks for evil.
For some reason a lot of people associate eye clinics exclusively with getting glasses.
I'm not sure they possess any power BUT evil!
thanks, I think?
;( rub my face in them why don't you
taking seduction advice from drez, elendil, and carrot I see
I'm spending a lot more time listening to Codec than slicing and dicing in MGR:Revengeance...
I don't know if is good thing or bad thing.
Check out my site, the Bismuth Heart | My Twitter
its for a gold trophy, its a good thing
Though last night was awesome. Went to jiu jitsu, got choked but that is part of the fun. Really sore from it. Then we went to a French place in Downtown Denver. Split three giant buckets of mussels cooked in different sauces with french fries. They were delicious. Like holy crap so good. One was Portugese style(so said the name) and had chorizo in it. One was with saffron. And the other was the Normandy style with mushrooms and onions. Afterwards there was espresso and I stole bites of my friends desserts. One has a pear tart with the best crust ever. The others had chocolate mousse and creme brulee. Also not that expensive, with tip about 21 bucks a person. This included some wine.
Then afterwards met with friends for another friends birthday party at the vodka bar. Horseradish vodka was drunk. Good times were had by all. And so a good night balance out shitty Thursday.
Get in line, little.man.
Finished Dreamfall last night. Holy shit if I would have played that 7 years ago and didn't know a sequel was literally being made right now, I would be PISSED. That not being the case, Holy SHIT THAT GAME WAS AMAZING. The combat was tacked on and stupid as fuck but Ragnar Tornquist is a MOTHERFUCKER.
So the new TMNT Cartoon on Nick made Baxter Stockman a black dude. PROBLEMATIC.
This was my signature for a while:
Also broar is an awesome name.
Ok, but only metaphorically.
You just can't catch a break.
It's like when you have a tip jar and you put a few bucks in there first just to get it started.
And that is definitely how these stupid things work.
I wonder if I still have my "render unto Caesar" one around here ...