so like i said i treated my racist uncle to lunch today (as a thank you for all the times he's bought me dinner when i was mega broke)
and afterwards i sign the CC slip and he's like, mystified at the idea that i can put a tip there and i don't have to give the card back to him for him to swipe a second time
BUT HOW WILL HE GET THE TIP NOW THAT YOU TOOK YOUR CARD BACK
it's ok, uncle mike
i promise this is ok, my white trash buddy
To be fair to racist uncle mike, I have always found this completely mystifying as well.
How the fuck does that actually work?
The store doesn't run your number until the end of the night, when it will have your tip to add to the information it has already taken from you.
Or magic, if you prefer.
This would also explain how some of my lunches end up out of order in my account statements, someones not doing their uploads on a daily basis even.
so like i said i treated my racist uncle to lunch today (as a thank you for all the times he's bought me dinner when i was mega broke)
and afterwards i sign the CC slip and he's like, mystified at the idea that i can put a tip there and i don't have to give the card back to him for him to swipe a second time
BUT HOW WILL HE GET THE TIP NOW THAT YOU TOOK YOUR CARD BACK
it's ok, uncle mike
i promise this is ok, my white trash buddy
To be fair to racist uncle mike, I have always found this completely mystifying as well.
How the fuck does that actually work?
The point of sale terminal doesn't put the transaction through until after you've signed.
The same way that petrol pumps have you put your card in and do the authorisation, and then pump the fuel after you've taken it out again.
so like i said i treated my racist uncle to lunch today (as a thank you for all the times he's bought me dinner when i was mega broke)
and afterwards i sign the CC slip and he's like, mystified at the idea that i can put a tip there and i don't have to give the card back to him for him to swipe a second time
BUT HOW WILL HE GET THE TIP NOW THAT YOU TOOK YOUR CARD BACK
it's ok, uncle mike
i promise this is ok, my white trash buddy
To be fair to racist uncle mike, I have always found this completely mystifying as well.
How the fuck does that actually work?
The store doesn't run your number until the end of the night, when it will have your tip to add to the information it has already taken from you.
Or magic, if you prefer.
yep, all they need is the card number, they can use it whenever they like
you never used a self service petrol pump before? you put in all the payment details, take your card back, then use the pump
I have the best deal, so I'll never get rid of HBO. $49 (including taxes) for Comcast's highest speed internet option + basic cable with HBO. I don't get HD service, but it doesn't matter, because I just watch everything on HBO GO.
And I also use Hulu+/Netflix, and I'd rather pay for that than HD-DVR service.
Who did you kill for this deal? I pay $73 a month just for internet, and not even the fastest tier.
When I was shopping around, and saw it, I freaked out. I'm still convinced they'll hunt me down one day and put me in cable prison. It was hidden under "more bundles," and once you navigated to that page I think it was the very last one listed. The cable box they sent me for the installation is still sitting unplugged. I also don't get to have On-Demand, and I don't care one bit.
Also, I'm actually paying $7 more than I should. My bill should be $42, but they're charging me for a modem lease even though I'm using my own modem. But I don't want to call them, because I'm afraid of changing anything about my bundle.
Don't change shit, they will undo that situation so faaaaaassssst!
so like i said i treated my racist uncle to lunch today (as a thank you for all the times he's bought me dinner when i was mega broke)
and afterwards i sign the CC slip and he's like, mystified at the idea that i can put a tip there and i don't have to give the card back to him for him to swipe a second time
BUT HOW WILL HE GET THE TIP NOW THAT YOU TOOK YOUR CARD BACK
it's ok, uncle mike
i promise this is ok, my white trash buddy
To be fair to racist uncle mike, I have always found this completely mystifying as well.
How the fuck does that actually work?
The store doesn't run your number until the end of the night, when it will have your tip to add to the information it has already taken from you.
Or magic, if you prefer.
yep, all they need is the card number, they can use it whenever they like
you never used a self service petrol pump before? you put in all the payment details, take your card back, then use the pump
Dammit I wanna learn how to make my own white balsamic apple vinaigrette so I can stop buying salads from Panera. But there are like 10 different ingredients and being a college student surviving largely on soup, I don't have any basic cooking 'greets. So I'd have to buy a whole lotta stuff to make that dressing. Boooooo.
But it would last you a long time!
But I'm only gonna live here for three more months and all my stuff barely fits in my car as it is!
Invest in spices and make kickass stuff.
I lived near a dollar store with some good spices once.
That was fucking awesome.
That would be good if I actually cooked at this point in my life. I don't cook now because I don't want to eat. Anything I spend time on cooking is going to be more calories than like, a protein shake with a banana in it.
No! Everyone needs to cook!
I am not just saying this so that if I ever visit any of you you'll be able to feed me delicious foods.
I can make risotto. And I can grill a steak.
Everything else is better handled by the wife.
Not because she's a woman or anything, just so you know. She's a trained cook. She's better at it.
I like cooking, but hate prep, so I don't much.
Risotto is not for the impatient.
"Slaving over a hot stove" is the literal interpretation of that recipe.
Dammit I wanna learn how to make my own white balsamic apple vinaigrette so I can stop buying salads from Panera. But there are like 10 different ingredients and being a college student surviving largely on soup, I don't have any basic cooking 'greets. So I'd have to buy a whole lotta stuff to make that dressing. Boooooo.
But it would last you a long time!
But I'm only gonna live here for three more months and all my stuff barely fits in my car as it is!
Invest in spices and make kickass stuff.
I lived near a dollar store with some good spices once.
That was fucking awesome.
That would be good if I actually cooked at this point in my life. I don't cook now because I don't want to eat. Anything I spend time on cooking is going to be more calories than like, a protein shake with a banana in it.
No! Everyone needs to cook!
I am not just saying this so that if I ever visit any of you you'll be able to feed me delicious foods.
I can make risotto. And I can grill a steak.
Everything else is better handled by the wife.
Not because she's a woman or anything, just so you know. She's a trained cook. She's better at it.
I like cooking, but hate prep, so I don't much.
Risotto is not for the impatient.
"Slaving over a hot stove" is the literal interpretation of that recipe.
I don't get it.
-WhiteMaleProblems
edit:
I feel I should apologize for these lazy "whateverproblems" posts I make.
-WhiteGuiltProblems
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so like i said i treated my racist uncle to lunch today (as a thank you for all the times he's bought me dinner when i was mega broke)
and afterwards i sign the CC slip and he's like, mystified at the idea that i can put a tip there and i don't have to give the card back to him for him to swipe a second time
BUT HOW WILL HE GET THE TIP NOW THAT YOU TOOK YOUR CARD BACK
it's ok, uncle mike
i promise this is ok, my white trash buddy
To be fair to racist uncle mike, I have always found this completely mystifying as well.
How the fuck does that actually work?
The point of sale terminal doesn't put the transaction through until after you've signed.
The same way that petrol pumps have you put your card in and do the authorisation, and then pump the fuel after you've taken it out again.
Odd. I wonder if it works the same here?
Because everytime they enter the value before you swipe.
Same with the petrol pumps. You either pre-pay for a set amount, or fill up then pay.
Never had a situation where they entered any payment after the card swipe part.
so like i said i treated my racist uncle to lunch today (as a thank you for all the times he's bought me dinner when i was mega broke)
and afterwards i sign the CC slip and he's like, mystified at the idea that i can put a tip there and i don't have to give the card back to him for him to swipe a second time
BUT HOW WILL HE GET THE TIP NOW THAT YOU TOOK YOUR CARD BACK
it's ok, uncle mike
i promise this is ok, my white trash buddy
To be fair to racist uncle mike, I have always found this completely mystifying as well.
How the fuck does that actually work?
The store doesn't run your number until the end of the night, when it will have your tip to add to the information it has already taken from you.
Or magic, if you prefer.
yep, all they need is the card number, they can use it whenever they like
you never used a self service petrol pump before? you put in all the payment details, take your card back, then use the pump
wait
wait
england has cars?
don't be silly
we insert the pump in the rectum of our shire horse
Dammit I wanna learn how to make my own white balsamic apple vinaigrette so I can stop buying salads from Panera. But there are like 10 different ingredients and being a college student surviving largely on soup, I don't have any basic cooking 'greets. So I'd have to buy a whole lotta stuff to make that dressing. Boooooo.
But it would last you a long time!
But I'm only gonna live here for three more months and all my stuff barely fits in my car as it is!
Invest in spices and make kickass stuff.
I lived near a dollar store with some good spices once.
That was fucking awesome.
That would be good if I actually cooked at this point in my life. I don't cook now because I don't want to eat. Anything I spend time on cooking is going to be more calories than like, a protein shake with a banana in it.
No! Everyone needs to cook!
I am not just saying this so that if I ever visit any of you you'll be able to feed me delicious foods.
I can make risotto. And I can grill a steak.
Everything else is better handled by the wife.
Not because she's a woman or anything, just so you know. She's a trained cook. She's better at it.
I like cooking, but hate prep, so I don't much.
Risotto is not for the impatient.
"Slaving over a hot stove" is the literal interpretation of that recipe.
Watching this guy make risotto is, like, MIND BLOWN
so like i said i treated my racist uncle to lunch today (as a thank you for all the times he's bought me dinner when i was mega broke)
and afterwards i sign the CC slip and he's like, mystified at the idea that i can put a tip there and i don't have to give the card back to him for him to swipe a second time
BUT HOW WILL HE GET THE TIP NOW THAT YOU TOOK YOUR CARD BACK
it's ok, uncle mike
i promise this is ok, my white trash buddy
To be fair to racist uncle mike, I have always found this completely mystifying as well.
How the fuck does that actually work?
The store doesn't run your number until the end of the night, when it will have your tip to add to the information it has already taken from you.
Or magic, if you prefer.
yep, all they need is the card number, they can use it whenever they like
you never used a self service petrol pump before? you put in all the payment details, take your card back, then use the pump
wait
wait
england has cars?
This post was a bit ago, now, but I would just like to say:
I have the best deal, so I'll never get rid of HBO. $49 (including taxes) for Comcast's highest speed internet option + basic cable with HBO. I don't get HD service, but it doesn't matter, because I just watch everything on HBO GO.
And I also use Hulu+/Netflix, and I'd rather pay for that than HD-DVR service.
motherfucker that is such a great deal
goddamnit
But how do you watch shows like Justified that are on channels that Hulu Plus doesn't pick up? And Comedy Central?
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Learn something new e'rry day.
The point of sale terminal doesn't put the transaction through until after you've signed.
The same way that petrol pumps have you put your card in and do the authorisation, and then pump the fuel after you've taken it out again.
yep, all they need is the card number, they can use it whenever they like
you never used a self service petrol pump before? you put in all the payment details, take your card back, then use the pump
Don't change shit, they will undo that situation so faaaaaassssst!
wait
wait
england has cars?
Risotto is not for the impatient.
"Slaving over a hot stove" is the literal interpretation of that recipe.
Things like this really make me feel like a shitass for being mad at ignorance.
Like... some people just don't know things. It's not their fault.
Why am I so horrible?
I don't get it.
-WhiteMaleProblems
edit:
I feel I should apologize for these lazy "whateverproblems" posts I make.
-WhiteGuiltProblems
*not sure if reference to england is part of the joke*
Odd. I wonder if it works the same here?
Because everytime they enter the value before you swipe.
Same with the petrol pumps. You either pre-pay for a set amount, or fill up then pay.
Never had a situation where they entered any payment after the card swipe part.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
don't be silly
we insert the pump in the rectum of our shire horse
it isn't
's oddly specific.
I see a broken link, Geth sees something agreeable.
Stop sucking up to the robot boss Chu!
e: Oh, there it is.
I see it fine.
He's been downloading a lot of 1080p orn.
nah it's just a weird interval
Watching this guy make risotto is, like, MIND BLOWN
Starts around 1:14
Are you running a seedbox out of your house or something?
Is there any other kind?
what are you using so much BW on?
also my paltry 90GB limit is crying
my usage is actually pretty modest. i download some things but probably don't use more than a hundred gigs
i'm assuming it's my uncle torrenting flacs nonstop, he's p obsessive about his collection
Would be sweeter if data caps didn't exist at all.
The new 6 strikes law goes into effect next week apparently, you might want to MAC ban him through the router.
Isn't that thwarted by a VPN?
This post was a bit ago, now, but I would just like to say:
England has fucking cars.
Yes, but you have to be using a VPN.
download ALL THE PORN
it's actually his service- he pays for it, it's in his name, and all the equipment's in his room
But how do you watch shows like Justified that are on channels that Hulu Plus doesn't pick up? And Comedy Central?