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[MMA]UFC 161: Old Man vs Stanky Leg - Prelims NOW!

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Kana wrote: »
    I think all the ring girls look great, it is their job after all, but fake boobs gross me out

    i mean maybe they would have grossed me out in the 80s when there were lots of botch jobs

    but most fake boobs look p danged good to me

    ladies be hot, y'all

  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    How was that a split? I am confused.
    Hendo landed more strikes total and was constantly moving forward.
    You know better than this, round scoring system.

    Hendo only landed more strikes total because of 20 or so body shots in round 3 on the ground

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  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    Goldberg, Rousey is good, but she isn't a pioneer.

    Do you understand what words mean, son? I've reprimanded you too many times tonight.

    PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
  • SnarfmasterSnarfmaster Registered User regular
    How was that a split? I am confused.

    Octagon control and aggression are supposed to be a major part of the score. Machida's style is the complete antithesis of that. He showed that here. Henderson landed more leg and body strikes. I would have scored it 29-28 for Henderson as well. What did Machida do to win that second round?

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Team Liz

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    OK welp, sorry Carmouche you seem like a cool chick but the only way this thing's lasting longer than 1 round is if Rousey decides to bang with you for a while to make a point

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    rousey is kind of a lame talker to me, but carmouche says the most generic GONNA TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS OPPORTUNITY, GONNA MAKE HISTORY thing like she's reading off a card

    gotta root for rousey on account of armbar love

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Goldberg, Rousey is good, but she isn't a pioneer.

    Do you understand what words mean, son? I've reprimanded you too many times tonight.

    no more Adderall
    can't focus

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    carmouche needs to win
    for the future of wMMA
    i'm sorry ronda, i'm a fan but its for your own good

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Rousey looks like she's about to murder someone <3

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    something just occurred to me

    i've only heard like, one time that carmouche is gay

    whereas with that dude just a year or two ago i heard it like 10 times the day before/after his fight on various forums

    perhaps progress in the mma community!?

    that's a nice thought

  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    How was that a split? I am confused.

    Octagon control and aggression are supposed to be a major part of the score. Machida's style is the complete antithesis of that. He showed that here. Henderson landed more leg and body strikes. I would have scored it 29-28 for Henderson as well. What did Machida do to win that second round?
    Constantly whiffing on your bull rushes is not particularly Octagon controlling, nor is eating stunning shots on the way in on half your attacks

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  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Organichu wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    I think all the ring girls look great, it is their job after all, but fake boobs gross me out

    i mean maybe they would have grossed me out in the 80s when there were lots of botch jobs

    but most fake boobs look p danged good to me

    ladies be hot, y'all

    I'm not big on fake boobs.

    I'm also not big on skinny girls. I like hips, curves, booty and a little bit of jiggle. The ring girls just don't really work for me anymore.

    For comparison's sake, I liked her much better back in her WEC days:

    http://www.mmafightcorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/30-BrittneyPalmerWEC44w_6164_display_image.jpg

    Not an extreme difference, but definitely different.

    Again, just different personal preferences.

    ChillyWilly on
    PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i like everything

    i'm a fat guy at a buffet, sexually

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    something just occurred to me

    i've only heard like, one time that carmouche is gay

    whereas with that dude just a year or two ago i heard it like 10 times the day before/after his fight on various forums

    perhaps progress in the mma community!?

    that's a nice thought

    nah
    bro's are cool with lesbos but not with gay men

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    something just occurred to me

    i've only heard like, one time that carmouche is gay

    whereas with that dude just a year or two ago i heard it like 10 times the day before/after his fight on various forums

    perhaps progress in the mma community!?

    that's a nice thought

    nah
    bro's are cool with lesbos but not with gay men

    curse you, bros

  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    I'm not sure why I'm having a conversation with you about sexual preferences, Org. You eat ass. I ain't about that life.

    ChillyWilly on
    PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    This is a pretty damn exciting first round

    edit: Hahahahaha there's the armbar

    Goddamn nice try Liz

    Spectrum on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    oh my

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    That was a pretty great round

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    God dammit
    Just god dammit someone challenge her

  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    God dammit
    Just god dammit someone challenge her
    Someone did!

    And then eventually Honda got on top and welp

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    marloes can knock her out

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    Liz was way more game than pretty much anyone expected, I think.

    Good stuff.

    PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2013
    ok now that i was respectful and mature about the fight:

    <--lol'd really fucking hard at the upkick to the chest, henceforth known as the uptit

    Organichu on
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Ok coach put me in

    Best lady slap fight you've ever seen

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    I'd like to see Carmouche vs. Tate

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    You're still my hero Liz

  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    And now Frankie should put on a wig and give us the super fight we all want to see.

    Rousey vs. Edgar III

    PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Seems like the ladies almost never disappoint

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    more like
    Uriah "did someone say title fight?" Faber
    he's already got the long hair

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    the ufc fantasy thing messed up and registered a win to hendo instead of machida. hopefully they catch it!

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  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Ended up with 2480 points for this event in the pool. How did everyone else do?

    I've got Machida winning on my page, moleface.

    ChillyWilly on
    PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    more like
    Uriah "did someone say title fight?" Faber
    he's already got the long hair
    Faber's not in her weight class

    Maybe if he put on 10 pounds

    olol

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    I hope dana fires kos at the post fight pressor

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    ah youre right, i guess i picked hendo instead of machida by mistake? bugger

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    I hope dana fires kos at the post fight pressor

    I want him to just start throwing bottles of water at him

    And then runs backstage to get a broom to chase him offstage

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Ok coach put me in

    Best lady slap fight you've ever seen
    you got two arms, go for it.

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    An awesome main event. Liz looked really good in that fight and I really thought she had Ronda with that RNC. I also thought we were going to get a nip slip. Maybe this fight will make Ronda reconsider her attire decisions.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    god DAMN that was a good fight

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