Come on, mofuggas. The Dank Engine is the real engine.
Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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Dark Raven XLaugh hard, run fast,be kindRegistered Userregular
I have no idea what to say in these OKcupid messages.
Sercheck, gimme some swagtalk
Oh brilliant
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CorehealerThe ApothecaryThe softer edge of the universe.Registered Userregular
I grew up on both Thomas the Tank Engine and his Canadian counterpart, Theodore the Tugboat, who dwells to this day in Halifax harbour. I have a great appreciation for boats and trains now.
I grew up on both Thomas the Tank Engine and his Canadian counterpart, Theodore the Tugboat, who dwells to this day in Halifax harbour. I have a great appreciation for boats and trains now.
fuck Shining Time Station that shit was bunk
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
I tell my roommate that this week's episode of TWD is called "I Ain't A Judas," which I found amusing. I say I don't yet know the implications of that title.
Her: "You don't know who Judas was?" *bitch stare*
Me: "Of course I know who Judas was. I listen to Lady Gaga."
Her: *bitch stare*
My wit goes vastly under-appreciated in this house. And now I don't really know how to convince her I am at least mildly acquainted with basic religious figures.
they do now, the new stuff is CG and its horrifying
dang, they do new thomas stuff?
Is George Carlin still in it?
He's, uh...
He's dead?
wat
notsureifserious.jpeg
-.-
Man, I'm just sayin
^________^
DUDE
I was not being serious, no.
*swirls brandy*
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
but in all seriousness, something light (if possible mildly funi) with a hook she can respond to that places absolutely zero pressure on her whatsoever to respond is normally best
I have no idea what to say in these OKcupid messages.
Say that. Chicks dig guys who are confident enough to admit they don't have much confidence.
Tell us about yourself:
"This is weird. I have no idea how to advertise myself. Look, I just want to meet a female who is soft and smells good so why the interrogation?"
I have no idea what to say in these OKcupid messages.
Say that. Chicks dig guys who are confident enough to admit they don't have much confidence.
Tell us about yourself:
"This is weird. I have no idea how to advertise myself. Look, I just want to meet a female who is soft and smells good so why the interrogation?"
pillow-chan
ok, febreeze'd-pillow-chan
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21stCenturyCall me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered Userregular
Well, seems like i got me another potential artist on my list.
I have no idea what to say in these OKcupid messages.
Say that. Chicks dig guys who are confident enough to admit they don't have much confidence.
Tell us about yourself:
"This is weird. I have no idea how to advertise myself. Look, I just want to meet a female who is soft and smells good so why the interrogation?"
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Come on, mofuggas. The Dank Engine is the real engine.
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
Sercheck, gimme some swagtalk
notsureifserious.jpeg
Just reply with pics of your junk
ahmagawd
this is gonna be like a reverse Cyrano
HELLO LITTLE BOY
I AM GEORGE CARLIN
DON'T TRUST TRAINS. THEY ARE LIARS AND ARE OUT TO GET YOU.
fuck Shining Time Station that shit was bunk
-.-
lol no he isnt
Her: "You don't know who Judas was?" *bitch stare*
Me: "Of course I know who Judas was. I listen to Lady Gaga."
Her: *bitch stare*
My wit goes vastly under-appreciated in this house. And now I don't really know how to convince her I am at least mildly acquainted with basic religious figures.
Theodore Who?
Man, I'm just sayin
Okay I'm just gonna ignore everyone else because they are liars who wish to break my childlike heart.
^________^
Oh hey, that's Glasgow Central.
I used to buy breakfast out of the Greggs that is just hidden from view by the left edge of that bus (as you look at it)
EDIT: Also that bus is almost certainly running a rail replacement service, and bus drivers are always incredibly smug about doing that
argo has the most hilarious "creative" interpretation of events ive seen in a film for a while
you know that bit where teh british embassy turned them down?
actually, they just got scared while waiting and left of their own accord
PUSSIED
OUT
lel
thug lyfe
they also stayed in a british residential compoudn for the night but nvm
You're such a fucking racist.
You mean like... dog dogs!
Yeah, that movie has a pretty clear message of THANK GOD FOR THE CANADIANS, all you other countries are awful.
Clothes aren't cheap.
aka revisionist history
DUDE
ok
first u must analyse hotness potential
chix at the high end of the hotness scale may be insane
this is science
analyse their pictures for the eye flashes indicating homocidal behaviour
if she is legit u send her a mesage saying something like "EYYY GURLLLL"
if u do not get a response she frigid
take that Harlem Shake
I was not being serious, no.
*swirls brandy*
Say that. Chicks dig guys who are confident enough to admit they don't have much confidence.
Tell us about yourself:
"This is weird. I have no idea how to advertise myself. Look, I just want to meet a female who is soft and smells good so why the interrogation?"
bro u 4got most important detail
2 b swag u must talk about how u r a great raper n how u wan 2 b a pro raper 1 day
pillow-chan
ok, febreeze'd-pillow-chan
And a chatter, at that.
Can't wait to be ready to commission art.
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