Sneezing is an involuntary reaction. Being annoyed by people sneezing is sort of dumb.
Literally nobody has said people shouldn't sneeze. The only point of discussion is how much noise you make when you do so.
Involuntary reaction typically means you have little, if any, control or pre-knowledge of the action occurring. I know the amount of times I actually feel a sneeze coming on and can do something about it are a pretty low minority, especially in pollen season. Usually I'm suddenly sneezing with no ability to control how or when it happens.
Unless you have some sort of magical sneeze schooling text, this is a really dumb avenue to invest frustration in.
I always sneeze multiple times in a row. Even I find it annoying.
I think it's ok to be annoyed by people doing something they can't completely control. I mean, several really loud noises in a row is annoying. And I knew at least one person who trained themselves to make their sneezes louder and more obnoxious- they were just annoying in general, though.
If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
I am annoyed by my housemate for leaving all her hair in the shower plug. I know it is her hair because I'm blonde and her hair is red. I mean, just brush your hair before you get in there!!!!!
I am annoyed by my housemate for leaving all her hair in the shower plug. I know it is her hair because I'm blonde and her hair is red. I mean, just brush your hair before you get in there!!!!!
Sneezing is an involuntary reaction. Being annoyed by people sneezing is sort of dumb.
Literally nobody has said people shouldn't sneeze. The only point of discussion is how much noise you make when you do so.
No, the point of discussion is that, being an involuntary reflex we can't really control how loud we sneeze. Just because some people naturally sneeze quietly, that hardly means everyone else can just damp down their sneezes. That you can't seem to grasp that not everyone's bodies work exactly the same is kind of stunning.
I am annoyed by my housemate for leaving all her hair in the shower plug. I know it is her hair because I'm blonde and her hair is red. I mean, just brush your hair before you get in there!!!!!
I am annoyed by my housemate for leaving all her hair in the shower plug. I know it is her hair because I'm blonde and her hair is red. I mean, just brush your hair before you get in there!!!!!
According to a website I just found the way to sneeze more quietly is to hold your breath, clench your jaw and teeth, open your lips, push at the base of your nose with one finger, cough at the same time, and use a blackout curtain for a handkerchief to muffle any remaining noise.
This sounds complicated.
Whenever I feel a sneeze coming on, I draw a pentagram in goat's blood and light one hundred and thirteen candles. I cut myself with the ceremonial dagger of juulaq'guol and cut a deep gash into my left hand, letting seven drops of blood drip into the center of the pentagram. After I finish The Dark Recitation, I close my eyes, hold my nose, and cover my mouth with my elbow.
I am annoyed by my housemate for leaving all her hair in the shower plug. I know it is her hair because I'm blonde and her hair is red. I mean, just brush your hair before you get in there!!!!!
Maybe it's not the kind of hair that one brushes.
If it's long enough for Liiya to make that mistake then maybe one should.
I am annoyed by my housemate for leaving all her hair in the shower plug. I know it is her hair because I'm blonde and her hair is red. I mean, just brush your hair before you get in there!!!!!
I'm not a hairy individual but I am still keenly aware that my hair my have a negative impact on someone's ability to keep their lunch down if they are cleaning the drain and I haven't done maintenance on it in a while. So I make sure and check for drain issues about once a month and if there are any, get some Drano. I never hear my wife say she found a gross hair clog.
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I am annoyed by my housemate for leaving all her hair in the shower plug. I know it is her hair because I'm blonde and her hair is red. I mean, just brush your hair before you get in there!!!!!
In my geometry class in high school someone once brought up for some reason some thing about how a sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm. After that, if anyone started having a sneezing fit the teacher would start counting. If she got to 8 she'd say, "Lucky girl."
This teacher also had her home number available so students could call her for help on the homework. One student was having trouble remembering the difference between horizontal and vertical ( O_o ) and she was explaining it using analogies like 'horizon' and stuff and her boyfriend yells from the other room "Just remember, whores lie down!"
One business I've been to said "here, we're going to enroll you in our program, no cost, it'll help with today's purchase (it was $400 purchase, so a decent amount off). So he did the stuff, swiped the card, and then pitched it in the trash
"Just give us your phone number if you come in again, no worries."
Friend of mine was buying a game at Gamestop and they were running some kind of special where if you bought (or traded in, I don't remember) a used game you'd get x amount off the price of the game you were buying. He was all like "nah, I'm not interested" and the clerk said, here I'll show you something. And he reached over into that bin of like, 3 dollar playstation games grabbed one of the games they have dozens of copies of, scanned it in, then threw it away, and got my friend like 8 dollars off the game he was buying.
One business I've been to said "here, we're going to enroll you in our program, no cost, it'll help with today's purchase (it was $400 purchase, so a decent amount off). So he did the stuff, swiped the card, and then pitched it in the trash
"Just give us your phone number if you come in again, no worries."
Friend of mine was buying a game at Gamestop and they were running some kind of special where if you bought (or traded in, I don't remember) a used game you'd get x amount off the price of the game you were buying. He was all like "nah, I'm not interested" and the clerk said, here I'll show you something. And he reached over into that bin of like, 3 dollar playstation games grabbed one of the games they have dozens of copies of, scanned it in, then threw it away, and got my friend like 8 dollars off the game he was buying.
Look, it's not that I mind you dissolving bodies in the tub, but if you could just clear the fucking trap when you're done I'd appreciate it. I found a whole eye in there the other day, it just ruined my whole morning.
when some of my friends seem to seriously treat subjective experiences as objective
"I love the taste of Red Bull"
"But it's gross"
"I find it's delicious"
"No, it's disgusting, you're forcing yourself to like it"
"..."
This, except the opposite and with alcohol.
"No thanks, I don't drink."
"What, really? Why not?"
"Alcohol tastes awful to me."
"Oh, everyone says that the first time, you just haven't gotten used to it yet."
"No, i've tried several times. It's always bad."
"You just need to find something you like. Here, i'll get you something."
"No... anything with any alcohol in it has always been bad to me, no matter what it is."
And then they buy something for me, I hate the taste, and I come off like an asshole.
FFS... just leave me alone about the damn alcohol. It wasn't a big deal until you forced it onto me.
when some of my friends seem to seriously treat subjective experiences as objective
"I love the taste of Red Bull"
"But it's gross"
"I find it's delicious"
"No, it's disgusting, you're forcing yourself to like it"
"..."
This, except the opposite and with alcohol.
"No thanks, I don't drink."
"What, really? Why not?"
"Alcohol tastes awful to me."
"Oh, everyone says that the first time, you just haven't gotten used to it yet."
"No, i've tried several times. It's always bad."
"You just need to find something you like. Here, i'll get you something."
"No... anything with any alcohol in it has always been bad to me, no matter what it is."
And then they buy something for me, I hate the taste, and I come off like an asshole.
FFS... just leave me alone about the damn alcohol. It wasn't a big deal until you forced it onto me.
when some of my friends seem to seriously treat subjective experiences as objective
"I love the taste of Red Bull"
"But it's gross"
"I find it's delicious"
"No, it's disgusting, you're forcing yourself to like it"
"..."
This, except the opposite and with alcohol.
"No thanks, I don't drink."
"What, really? Why not?"
"Alcohol tastes awful to me."
"Oh, everyone says that the first time, you just haven't gotten used to it yet."
"No, i've tried several times. It's always bad."
"You just need to find something you like. Here, i'll get you something."
"No... anything with any alcohol in it has always been bad to me, no matter what it is."
And then they buy something for me, I hate the taste, and I come off like an asshole.
FFS... just leave me alone about the damn alcohol. It wasn't a big deal until you forced it onto me.
Next time, don't get into why you don't drink. Simply assert that you don't and when they ask why, restate that you simply do not drink and it's none of their concern why. Don't give them anything to argue or debate with. Just keep it simple and don't get into a discussion about how many times you've tried drinking and what you've had. If they keep pressing for details, just keep repeating, "why is it so difficult for you to grasp that I don't drink and that the reason is none of your business?"
when some of my friends seem to seriously treat subjective experiences as objective
"I love the taste of Red Bull"
"But it's gross"
"I find it's delicious"
"No, it's disgusting, you're forcing yourself to like it"
"..."
This, except the opposite and with alcohol.
"No thanks, I don't drink."
"What, really? Why not?"
"Alcohol tastes awful to me."
"Oh, everyone says that the first time, you just haven't gotten used to it yet."
"No, i've tried several times. It's always bad."
"You just need to find something you like. Here, i'll get you something."
"No... anything with any alcohol in it has always been bad to me, no matter what it is."
And then they buy something for me, I hate the taste, and I come off like an asshole.
FFS... just leave me alone about the damn alcohol. It wasn't a big deal until you forced it onto me.
Next time, don't get into why you don't drink. Simply assert that you don't and when they ask why, restate that you simply do not drink and it's none of their concern why. Don't give them anything to argue or debate with. Just keep it simple and don't get into a discussion about how many times you've tried drinking and what you've had. If they keep pressing for details, just keep repeating, "why is it so difficult for you to grasp that I don't drink and that the reason is none of your business?"
no one has the right to make alcoholics feel bad, monster
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
The other day I felt a sneeze coming along in bed and really really didn't want to wake the baby - I somehow managed to reduce it to nothing more than a sharp hiss of air through my nose, though the spasm was as forceful as usual. However since this moment I have been unable to repeat the feat on any subsequent sneezes.
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Involuntary reaction typically means you have little, if any, control or pre-knowledge of the action occurring. I know the amount of times I actually feel a sneeze coming on and can do something about it are a pretty low minority, especially in pollen season. Usually I'm suddenly sneezing with no ability to control how or when it happens.
Unless you have some sort of magical sneeze schooling text, this is a really dumb avenue to invest frustration in.
I think it's ok to be annoyed by people doing something they can't completely control. I mean, several really loud noises in a row is annoying. And I knew at least one person who trained themselves to make their sneezes louder and more obnoxious- they were just annoying in general, though.
Maybe it's not the kind of hair that one brushes.
No, the point of discussion is that, being an involuntary reflex we can't really control how loud we sneeze. Just because some people naturally sneeze quietly, that hardly means everyone else can just damp down their sneezes. That you can't seem to grasp that not everyone's bodies work exactly the same is kind of stunning.
Oh fucking hell, don't say that!!!
Just a long, dangling nest of pubic hair.
Vagina all like Medusa.
Vagusa.
you're in for an even more disgusting realization
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
I can only imagine that it was the fat off my skin, accrued for months like some repulsive biological sediment
which would explain the color
Whenever I feel a sneeze coming on, I draw a pentagram in goat's blood and light one hundred and thirteen candles. I cut myself with the ceremonial dagger of juulaq'guol and cut a deep gash into my left hand, letting seven drops of blood drip into the center of the pentagram. After I finish The Dark Recitation, I close my eyes, hold my nose, and cover my mouth with my elbow.
works alright for me.
If it's long enough for Liiya to make that mistake then maybe one should.
Happy plunging.
the whole purpose of a shower is to clean all the gross off of you
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
So do the drapes match the curtains?
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This teacher also had her home number available so students could call her for help on the homework. One student was having trouble remembering the difference between horizontal and vertical ( O_o ) and she was explaining it using analogies like 'horizon' and stuff and her boyfriend yells from the other room "Just remember, whores lie down!"
Especially if they're a slob.
or a serial killer.
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fucking gamestop
thank god for amazon
Look, it's not that I mind you dissolving bodies in the tub, but if you could just clear the fucking trap when you're done I'd appreciate it. I found a whole eye in there the other day, it just ruined my whole morning.
This, except the opposite and with alcohol.
"No thanks, I don't drink."
"What, really? Why not?"
"Alcohol tastes awful to me."
"Oh, everyone says that the first time, you just haven't gotten used to it yet."
"No, i've tried several times. It's always bad."
"You just need to find something you like. Here, i'll get you something."
"No... anything with any alcohol in it has always been bad to me, no matter what it is."
And then they buy something for me, I hate the taste, and I come off like an asshole.
FFS... just leave me alone about the damn alcohol. It wasn't a big deal until you forced it onto me.
Just tell them you're a raging alcoholic
Next time, don't get into why you don't drink. Simply assert that you don't and when they ask why, restate that you simply do not drink and it's none of their concern why. Don't give them anything to argue or debate with. Just keep it simple and don't get into a discussion about how many times you've tried drinking and what you've had. If they keep pressing for details, just keep repeating, "why is it so difficult for you to grasp that I don't drink and that the reason is none of your business?"
I don't care how nice you think the stuff you drink is when compared to the rest of the lot, it all tastes like bitter burnt bark to me.
no one has the right to make alcoholics feel bad, monster
well
let's be honsest
that's what it is