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Horribly Mutilated Cocks

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    boob jelqing doesn't really make sense

    now silicone wang implants? that makes sense

  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Boob jelqing: the solution for people who have always wanted to use their boobs like whips.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    clit jelqing

  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Antimatter wrote: »
    clit jelqing

    Wouldn't that basically give you a small penis

    Dongs Galore on
  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    clit jelqing

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    no

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    string implant for ya dick

  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    string implant for ya dick

    brb barfing uncontrollably

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    if i can't enjoy sex

    nobody ever will again

  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    that's sexist

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    I once heard that rocks were used in penile implants in the Philippines

    Is this true???

    I bellow into the void/pacific ocean

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  • glithertglithert Registered User regular
    What's the name of that thing where they implant tiny stones into the head of your cock

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    glithert wrote: »
    What's the name of that thing where they implant tiny stones into the head of your cock

    a nightmare

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  • glithertglithert Registered User regular
    I remember reading about it, I know it exists

    I saw a picture for chrissakes

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    glithert wrote: »
    What's the name of that thing where they implant tiny stones into the head of your cock

    a drowning hazard?

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    glithert wrote: »
    What's the name of that thing where they implant tiny stones into the head of your cock

    Saturday

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    I think that's rocking in with your cocking in

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    glithert wrote: »
    What's the name of that thing where they implant tiny stones into the head of your cock

    pearling

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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    glithert wrote: »
    What's the name of that thing where they implant tiny stones into the head of your cock

    ROCKCOCK64

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  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    I recently had the Koh-i-Noor diamond broken up and implanted liberally across my glans and shaft

    Bitches call my dick the Mountain of Light

  • Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    I recently had the Koh-i-Noor diamond broken up and implanted liberally across my glans and shaft

    Bitches call my dick the Mountain of Light

    Your name is Dongs Galore. Crazy dick related stuff is expected from that name.

    You could mention that a spider bit your dick and now it shoots webs, and it would be par for the course.

  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    My dick won the Battle of Jutland

  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Also known as my ex's vj, hooooooooooooo

  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Girl yo vaj so nasty it forced the Kaiserliche Marine's High Seas Fleet to spend the rest of the war in port

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    My dick won the Battle of Jutland
    I read this and was like, "Okay."

    Also known as my ex's vj, hooooooooooooo
    Then I read this part and died.

    TrippyJing on
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  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    I nickname all my partners' privates after catastrophically violent episodes of warfare

    Next time you see your mom, ask her how the Taiping Rebellion's doing

  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Vaj so rude it crippled the Qing Dynasty

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Yo dick lost the Battle of the Bulge.

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Your dick's as messed up as Operation Market Garden.

  • ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    Nipples like overripe soggy pink cucumbers

    one time in the third grade a kid in my class brought in this enormous squash

    in my eight-year old memory this thing was two and a half, three feet long, almost too heavy to lift

    seeing it made me reconsider the idea I had of vegetables a small thing that I could eat and quickly spun off to imagined worlds of house-sized pumpkins, the crushing weight of tons of plant matter

    anyway, we cut it open and the inside of it was completely rotten, and it stank

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  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Bitches call my dick the Schlieffen Plan

    Cause I launch surprise offensives through low countries

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    really? i've only ever heard your penis referred to as FUBAR

  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    it's an inspiration really

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i'm trying hands-free jelqing so i can jelq on the go

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    get yourself a pocket jelqer

  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    really? i've only ever heard your penis referred to as FUBAR

    No no NATO had to invent an entirely new class of reporting names for my penis

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    I wish a guy would tell me that

  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Trippy's avatar says "I jelqed it till it was this big"

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    I wish a guy would tell me that
    @keith

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