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[Mini-Phalla Day 5 - The End, everyone is dead whooo] Phalla's Pet Store!

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  • PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Here's my thoughts on this.
    Sab has said that she won't tell us if who we kill is evil. That leads me to believe that we'll just be able to tell somehow. Otherwise, it's just a festival of randomness.
    A raccoon is not exactly a typical pet.
    That's why I'm voting for DA.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Here's my thoughts on this.
    Sab has said that she won't tell us if who we kill is evil. That leads me to believe that we'll just be able to tell somehow. Otherwise, it's just a festival of randomness.
    A raccoon is not exactly a typical pet.
    That's why I'm voting for DA.

    I like that. Festival of randomness. Sounds like my sex life. Sadly, the theme park's closed for renovations! (I'm having a rollercoaster put in!)

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    so i herd u liked seering

    (what's with the FWD votes, especially after grundl basically said DA is an evil raccoon and he admitted as such?)

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Er....I'm a miller who are not actually evil.

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  • PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    He admitted to being a raccoon, but claimed to be just a misunderstood raccoon that seers as evil.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Er....I'm a miller who are not actually evil.
    and im a bud light

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Voting is closed.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    Er....I'm a miller who are not actually evil.
    and im a bud light

    I am quite thirsty.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Also Hakkekage is doing narrations tonight, wheeeeeeee.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Both Miller Lite and Bud Lite are gross.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Alright Vana! Turn those letters!

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    NARRATION DAY TWO

    THE PET STORE OPENED

    THOR SHOOTS LIGHTNING AT SABURBIA'S SUBURBAN PET STORE

    EVERYONE DIES EXCEPT DREZ THE FRANKENHAMSTER

    GOOD GUY VICTORY

    (HA HA MY AVATAR FOOLED YOU BUT I'M NOT HAKKEKAGE!)

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Both Miller Lite and Bud Lite are gross.
    u just admitted that you drank piss* lol
    *SRSLY

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Both Miller Lite and Bud Lite are gross.
    u just admitted that you drank piss* lol
    *SRSLY

    Piss tastes better.

    NOW WHAT

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, a frankenhamster sounds like bad news guys.

    Seriously on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ok ok guys

    I am doing the narration

    Wait wait wait

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    Man, a frankenhamster sounds like bad news guys.

    You have frankenhamsterphobia?

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    She has commandeth and we must obeyeth.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    !vote Hakkekage

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Narration:

    Everyone dies in a flurry of flames. Looks like the pet store caught on fire!

    Host and cohost win, Booyah.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Alright, here it is:

    Narration—Night 2


    Night slowly surrounded the Pet Store, much to the chagrin of its occupants. Several of them remained shivering in their cages, still shocked at the carnage that had swept through the shop the night before.

    Grundlterror
    crawled over to PsychoCucumber’s glass tank, where the fish swam from end to end in agitation. He was decidedly unsettled, and without Young or Old Billy Joe to comfort him, the poor thing was bouncing off his walls and screaming intermittently at his reflection (being a somewhat dumb goldfish, however, he soon forgot that all he could do was produce a couple bubbles). Grundlterror attempted to comfort him and reminded him that one day, he’d be a Gyarados, but in his attempts to soothe the fish, was unaware of the dark shapes that loomed behind them.

    “AAAAAH!” Grundlterror screamed in...uh...terror.

    “Blub!” echoed PsychoCucumber. His death was especially horrific, as a claw sliced him open with surgical precision, removed his tiny innards, and arranged them decoratively on the outside of his tank.

    And that’s for calling me a girl! invisible GM Saburbia sneered.

    The other animals jumped to the alert and raised an unholy racket of fear. In the confusion, one of the dark shapes sped off to take care of some unfinished business. B:L, hopping from right to left in anxiety, was caught from behind and did not even get a chance to scream as his skin was peeled off in layers. Then he was squished until his eyes popped out and rolled off the shelf he squirmed plaintively on. His attacker caught them in midair and munched happily on them, grinning as he gave B:L one last slap and left him to bleed out, blind and suffocating, in his now blood-splattered tank.

    The single enemy then snuck up behind Precisionk and bit his tail. Precisionk hissed in anger—he was the fucking God Emperor, what an indignity!—and lashed back with lightning speed; however, his attacker simply backed up, then zoomed forward to swallow the flailing snake in one enormous bite.

    The rest of the animals, unable to take the bloodshed any longer, growled angrily at DevoutlyApathetic. Before his untimely demise, Grundlterror had attempted to accuse him of devilry; although he made an eloquent case to defend himself, they descended upon his furry hide and ripped him apart limb from limb.

    The host of pets breathed heavily and gazed upon the slain. Then, a creak! They whirled and stared at the back door. FunkyWaltDogg slowly crept back in under their stunned stares.

    “Hey, guys...what’d I miss?”

    RESULTS!

    Grundlterror – Chameleon, died night 2
    PsychoCucumber – Goldfish, died night 2
    B:L -- Toad, died night 2
    Precisionk – Snake, died night 2
    DevoutlyApathetic – Raccoon, died night 2

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    B:L isn't in the results hun. :P

    Edit: faster then me!

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    “Hey, guys...what’d I miss?”

    FunkyWaltDogg on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    B:L isn't in the results hun. :P

    Edit: faster then me!

    HA!

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    u no liek mudkipz? :cry:

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    The host of pets breathed heavily and gazed upon the slain. Then, a creak! They whirled and stared at the back door. FunkyWaltDogg slowly crept back in under their stunned stares.

    It took me a minute, but I just realized that this description is wholly incompatible with my anatomy.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    This really will be over quick, with a death count like this.

    cj iwakura on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oooooo......

    Had to choose the guy who wasn't around for the other target.....

    Ooooo....

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    :whistle: funkywattdogg :whistle:

    What are all these shananigans you are involved in?

    Seriously on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    :whistle: funkywattdogg :whistle:

    What are all these shananigans you are involved in?

    I'm a clownfish, stuffed to the gills (ha!) with Teenage Angstâ„¢. My ability was to run away for two nights, escaping all abilites and votes at the cost of not being able to post.

    My plan was to stir up a bunch of shit on Day 1 and hope it got us somewhere, then use my ability to leave someone else holding the bag.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    The host of pets breathed heavily and gazed upon the slain. Then, a creak! They whirled and stared at the back door. FunkyWaltDogg slowly crept back in under their stunned stares.

    It took me a minute, but I just realized that this description is wholly incompatible with my anatomy.

    Yeah well, how exactly does a clown fish 'run' away in the first place?

    In other words, blame Sabs :P

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    The host of pets breathed heavily and gazed upon the slain. Then, a creak! They whirled and stared at the back door. FunkyWaltDogg slowly crept back in under their stunned stares.

    It took me a minute, but I just realized that this description is wholly incompatible with my anatomy.

    Yeah well, how exactly does a clown fish 'run' away in the first place?

    In other words, blame Sabs :P

    Maybe you should watch Finding Nemo!

    He obviously got into a plastic bag of water and walked around, and after realizing that he can't get out came back home.

    Or flushed himself in a toilet.

    Or desigined an intricute system of tubes filled with water that he uses to move around.

    Or maybe....... this is PHHAAALLLLAAA!

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well, mana seems to be lying low. !vote manaleak34

    Of course, it could be just that it's not a name I recognize offhand, so I'm not as likely to notice his posts, in which case, apologies. :P

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I think that the people who've suggested that we're supposed to guess who's evil based on their animals are probably right. I'm 99% sure that DA was lying through his raccoon teeth about being a miller, because that's what he does. I'd guess that Variable (monkey) and precisionk (snake) were probably evil as well.

    Unfortunately, without knowing anyone else's animals, we really don't have a good way to proceed unless our seer managed to survive and can get us some information.

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    OOoooOoOO

    Oh well :(

    OooOOOoOOo

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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Did anyone get removed for inactivity yet and are you ready for my cuteness?
    Edit: Damn, i'm cute

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So...we lost Grundl and Zot...Does this mean we're SOL on a seer?

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    So...we lost Grundl and Zot...Does this mean we're SOL on a seer?

    I really have no idea, but it seems likely. I doubt Grundl was the seer, but it very well might have been Zot (although why the fuck would he have PMed DA?)

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ok, well

    uh

    Here's who's left:

    TehSpectre
    cj iwakura
    Skulk
    manaleak34
    FunkyWaltDogg
    HylianBunny
    Seriously
    Drez

    With 6 of us dying tonight, this is pretty much the last round. We've probably hit some bad guys so it looks like the amount of their kills is set, which to mean means there is only one group and they all know each other, unless we've been just ridiculously unlucky with the lynching and vigilantism.

    It's looking like we get no seer for this time around. I'm guessing there are 2 or 3 bad guys left so if there are as I guesstimate 2 viges we can still make it through.

    But as for strategy really the only thing I can think of we list what animals we are (not role powers) and see if we can detect anything suspicious from that.


    But I'd like to hear some other ideas before just rushing into that.

    Seriously on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    But as for strategy really the only thing I can think of we list what animals we are (not role powers) and see if we can detect anything suspicious from that.

    Listing all the animals in public would be counter-productive, as the bad pets (or wild animals, or whatever) will see which animals haven't been used yet, which will make it extraordinarily easy for them to lie about what they are.

    The better solution would be for everyone to PM their animals to a trusted party (such as someone whose identity as a harmless, cute fish has been indirectly confirmed by both GMs), but that would be fairly metagamey, and Sab no likey the meta.

    Sadly, I can't think of another good solution other than to cover your ass (or cloaca, as the case may be) and hope that the wild animal rape squad overlooks you.

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