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Knights of Arcadia Phalla Night GAME OVER: MAFIA VICTORY

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    I AM BACK FROM VEGAS BUT HAVEN'T BEEN HOME YET, AT WORK NOW OH GOD.

    I saw I was paged and I signed up but I haven't read anything so if there is extra signup shit TOO BAD.

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    DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    Haha, why not.

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    !SIGN UP 32 BRANDON OKTO

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    Jack Hodges is the answer

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    Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
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    TamTam Registered User regular
    Munkus I don't even know what a phalla is brother

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Phalla is the Penny-Arcade Forums' version of the party game Mafia.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Tam wrote: »
    Munkus I don't even know what a phalla is brother

    RMED's Foolproof Guide To Playing Phalla (And Mafia In General).

    1) Read all the posts in a single game day.

    2) Well, most of them, a couple are mad boring.

    3) Come up with a theory that makes absolutely no sense, while claiming that you harbor severe doubts about everybody else's theories.

    4) Lose in five days (or less!), because you are bad at Phalla, and good at seeming INCREDIBLY suspicious.

    The mafia guide is startlingly similar.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Infidel wrote: »
    I AM BACK FROM VEGAS BUT HAVEN'T BEEN HOME YET, AT WORK NOW OH GOD.

    I saw I was paged and I signed up but I haven't read anything so if there is extra signup shit TOO BAD.
    Yes, you must choose a name from the list of roles in the opening posts.
    facetious wrote: »
    Fuck yes.

    The ghost of Christopher Occenlek's mustache wants to be avenged.

    I have to dash off to work right now I'll come up with a new name when I got home tonight.

    You must choose an existing role in the opening posts!

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    oxybeoxybe Entei is appaled and disappointed in you Registered User regular
    oooh... this seems interesting. so very, very interesting.

    one question: "24. Cayla Olson – OPEN ROLE a traveler." does open role mean this a blank slate beyond the "new in town" and we are left to do with as we want, or will we be PMed the saucy details of the character later?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    It means you can make up a reasonable background for them

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    oxybeoxybe Entei is appaled and disappointed in you Registered User regular
    thanks for the quick reply! for now, i will sit and ponder this development.

    worst case scenario, i take too much time to pick a character and still get to sit on the sidelines and watch the chaos unfold.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Chaos is only that to those that cannot see what patterns lie before them.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Langly wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Fuck yeah. It's been a while since last I've completely failed at participating in a phalla.

    !SIGN UP 16 TIBALT ESKER

    Fucking whoa

    What. Do I have something on my face.

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    GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    24. Cayla Olson

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Fuck yeah. It's been a while since last I've completely failed at participating in a phalla.

    !SIGN UP 16 TIBALT ESKER

    Fucking whoa

    What. Do I have something on my face.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm going to go ahead and name Larlar as the Acquaintance.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I guess that should have been @Larlar

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2013
    Also, there are 13 slots to fill as of right now, 11 after @facetious and @Infidel pick their specific slots.

    Almost filled up! Hopefully we'll be able to close signups by the end of Wednesday so we can go ahead with the game.

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    BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    You were threatened with infractions to select Larlar weren't you

    Watch me stream stuff!


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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Sorry I really really was in a rush this afternoon lol

    I saw the notification like.. a minute before I needed to leave for work.

    Anyway

    !signup 28 Collin McCoy

    I was so tempted to pick Christopher Kendrick. But no. That part of my life is in the past.

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    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Actually wait can I go one number higher and pick Richard Cobalt instead?

    I mean. Seriously.

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    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    !SignUp 29 Richard Cobalt - IS MINE

    e: ahaha this was a blind post after reading the OP

    I was born to be this fat greedy man

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    BradicusMaximus wrote: »
    You were threatened with infractions to select Larlar weren't you

    I do not require the use of threats. I simply manipulate the ether in all five dimensions of space to bring my will to form. I became the Acquaintance simply because I already am the Acquaintance, as I have always been.

    It is an absolute as surely as the fact that, due to the calculated conversation I held with your grandmother on April 28, 1924, you will fail to notice that your fly will be down for a generous portion of this day.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Okay Tommy has the claim to Richard. I don't deserve him.

    I'll have fun coming up with a character for Collin, though.

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    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

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    BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    BradicusMaximus wrote: »
    You were threatened with infractions to select Larlar weren't you

    I do not require the use of threats. I simply manipulate the ether in all five dimensions of space to bring my will to form. I became the Acquaintance simply because I already am the Acquaintance, as I have always been.

    It is an absolute as surely as the fact that, due to the calculated conversation I held with your grandmother on April 28, 1924, you will fail to notice that your fly will be down for a generous portion of this day.

    Whoah

    Watch me stream stuff!


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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2013
    Extending Sign Ups until Thursday Night.

    We still need 11 more people to sign up! Aggressive marketing team go!

    Munkus Beaver on
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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    How can you beat Larlar if ... He was already there???

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Ugh we are having a really hard time getting 50 people :(

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    GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    I signed up but I'm not showing up on the list yet.

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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    @bedlam

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
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    GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Signup - 43. Tristan Drake

    Unless he has been taken, in which case I'll take the next free name up the list.

    GrimmyTOA on
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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    What about some of the people from D&D? I don't... know who from there enjoys Phalla, but they had their own not too long ago.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Hey munkus, question. The guy I chose had open role knight as his thing. I'm trying to do a backstory, but is knight his profession or a game mechanic I'm not familir with?

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    InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Hey munkus, question. The guy I chose had open role knight as his thing. I'm trying to do a backstory, but is knight his profession or a game mechanic I'm not familir with?

    I am very confident it is pure fluff about what kind of person he is, in terms of how he spends his time, etc.

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    MillMill Registered User regular
    Incidentally, with open role stuff. Do you want us to provide of write up filling in that stuff, if we have an intent to do so?

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    Ugh we are having a really hard time getting 50 people :(

    For a Munkus Main no less

    D:

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    We've had trouble filling minis lately. This is not surprising.

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    BradicusMaximus wrote: »
    You were threatened with infractions to select Larlar weren't you

    I do not require the use of threats. I simply manipulate the ether in all five dimensions of space to bring my will to form. I became the Acquaintance simply because I already am the Acquaintance, as I have always been.

    It is an absolute as surely as the fact that, due to the calculated conversation I held with your grandmother on April 28, 1924, you will fail to notice that your fly will be down for a generous portion of this day.

    Goddamnit I thought we agreed to ban Exalts from play.

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