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Knights of Arcadia Phalla Night GAME OVER: MAFIA VICTORY

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  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    Getting high on my own supply is so deliciously forbidden that i cannot help myself.

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  • blahmcblahblahmcblah I never drink... wine. Registered User regular
    premium still has it coming.

  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    Oh hey, we're running! There's so much more RP than there used to be. I twirl my elfy braids, I guess?

    By the way, timezone clarification: CST is in daylight savings right now so I guess all times marked as CST are actually CDT?

  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    It occurs to me that Shino Sly is uncharacteristically cunning for a Cartagran. Sly, even. This trait is not uncommon among demons, or so I have heard (not that I would ever accuse anyone of such a thing).

    blahmcblah

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2013
    shalmelo wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    *munch munch munch*

    Oh, hello. Do forgive me. Watching you all stumble around in the dark, looking for someone at random to blame is quite a sight. Please, don't stop on account of my loud snacking. Ineptitude does make me so very peckish.

    *munch*

    But enough about my endearing idiosyncrasies. By all means, do carry on. Having you all pause your rising paranoia to listen to me is dulling my immersion experience.

    *munch munch*

    It's cute the way he assumes that we listen.

    I do suppose "listen" is quite a stretch, since you certainly lack the tools to understand basic human speech. "Hear" is a more apt verb for accuracy's sake. What a rare folly of mine! Giving you more credit that you clearly deserve.

    All this ignorance must be rubbing off on me. What's next, mortality? How delightfully dreadful.

    Larlar on
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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Listening is for the masses. Knowing is for the elite

    Magic Box
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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Of course, it always helps if they have a sly man on the docket to pick up juicy gossip for them... eh? Sirs? I totally wouldn't use my cunning to spy on my master and sell his secrets.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Knowing?

    He chortles, the sound was damp, off-putting.

    That's the rub, now isn't it? We strive to learn, but the more we learn the more we want.

    Our thirst, no, our lust for knowledge will be our downfall, but not mine, haha, for I have already fallen into the immortal abyss that even now, I know, is waiting for me.

    TehSpectre on
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2013
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Listening is for the masses. Knowing is for the elite

    Ha ha! Quite right. Quite surprising as well, considering the source. It seems underestimation is not without its few merits.

    *rubs hands together and exhales contentedly*

    Ah, what a busy time this will be for you all. Were I not able to skip ahead to the end of The Game at my own leisure, I would be bursting with anticipation as brutishly as many of you soon will be with blood. But, rest assured, none of it will go to waste. I plan to make a most exquisite crimson mural to commemorate my latest success.

    Larlar on
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  • SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Registered User regular
    I tried to RP once.

    It didn't go that well.

    Gizzykime
  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Sounds like you have some problems that need to be ironed out. Are you concerned others are going to steel the spotlight?

    facetiousGizzy
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Megafrost must be PUNished!

    Pumpkin, grab my punishing cloak

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    A pun, the lowest form of comedy and yet, arguably the most amusing.

    Or was it an error? I am afraid I have imbibed too hastily and am now, happily, unsure of everything.


    !Megafrost

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  • CayrusCayrus Registered User regular
    I have no idea who to vote for, so I guess Langly.

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
  • SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Registered User regular
    Oh Day 1, how I've missed you.

    Erin The Red
  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    What you do with magic, Cayrus is a travesty!

  • DysDys Registered User regular
    For lack of a better reason than breaking that joke chain, my vote goes to ]!MrTLicious.

    My apologies in advance, man.

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    "my apologies in advance" seems like a kind of suspicious wording, Dys

    Almost as though your vote has unforeseen consequences!

    As an aside, can I pour you a drink? Take your cloak, perhaps...

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    A drink? Why, yes.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I'm sure there's somewhere around here to scrounge up some whiskey, port, or blood of the innocents.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Hrrrm.

    Perhaps MrT was not a demon after all.

    I will ponder on this matter.

  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    A man could procure things, for a person. If only a man were to be contacted.

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  • MillMill Registered User regular
    As the others descended into paranoia and began to fling accusation towards on another. Johnson Barlet was busy looking around the room, truth be told the beggar had already reach the state of paranoia before this game had started. Claiming to be tormented by THEM, he did know if any of his companions within this room were THEM, but he suspected because this was further torment for him and he could only conceive of THEM tormented him.

    As his eyes stared intently at each member within the room before moving on another occupant, the beggar began mumbling incomprehensibly to himself in a whisper. If anyone was close, they might have heard the mumbling and have been confused as to what the man was saying.

    Eventually, his eyes stopped wondering he room madly analyzing his new companions. They widen as they stopped on the one known as Quinn "premium" Glover, the dwarf burst into a shriek as he pointed his finger accusingly at Quinn.

    "HE'S ONE OF THEM!" This thing claims to be man, but really he is a fail thing that harasses merchants and drive them out of business! I should know I've experienced for THEM first hand. They took all that I had and left me poor and broken, but that wasn't enough was it? No, you had to continue to torment me afterwards, so that I couldn't recover and restart my business."

    "I'm watching you," the poor bastard said with is finger still point at Quinn before backing further away, staring cravenly at the man known as Quinn.

  • BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    Any time premium gets in contact with me I die. You're a bad man.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    James Raddison sat quietly in the corner, watching everyone bicker and point fingers. Ever since he was robbed, literally, of his title by a seductress, the streets had been his home and possessions were his enemy. He was used to having nothing and he was used to being ignored as a beggar. So waking up empty handed and in a strange dark place was nothing new. His first instinct was to continue the status quo. He had been shamed for good reason and he would stay quiet. No one wanted to hear from a failed knight.

    However, seeing the vision of what used to be his responsibility burned and scorched woke something inside him. Maybe this was his chance. Maybe this could be his redemption. This could be the first step. A feeling of strength and power stirred inside him. He had forgotten what confidence felt like. It felt good.

    He stood up and let the first words leave his lips since being sent away from the knighthood.

    "Shalmelo is always evil."

  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    A man could procure things, for a person. If only a man were to be contacted.

    Are you offering booze in exchange for someone contacting men for you? What kind of men are you looking for? I'm Vanya Silmarion of Vanya's Discount Manporium and I'll get you any man you want!

    *twirls braids*

    Gandalf_the_Crazed
  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    Problem: Demons.

    Solution: Kill everyone.

    I propose we start at the top of the list and work our way down. The Anonymous.

  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    For whom do I advocate death? For whom do I vote, in this macabre election? Ahhhh, I am used to having real control, not this pittance of a contribution. I am used to making the decisions, not merely asking others to join with me.

    For now, let CesareB die. I owe a debt, and while it is no great debt, still I owe it.

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina

    Path of Exile current character: Delplari
  • DysDys Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    "my apologies in advance" seems like a kind of suspicious wording, Dys

    Almost as though your vote has unforeseen consequences!

    As an aside, can I pour you a drink? Take your cloak, perhaps...

    I only say that because chances are he's a villager, and this being Day 1 I have no other reason to vote for someone.

  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    Flarne wrote: »
    A man could procure things, for a person. If only a man were to be contacted.

    Are you offering booze in exchange for someone contacting men for you? What kind of men are you looking for? I'm Vanya Silmarion of Vanya's Discount Manporium and I'll get you any man you want!

    *twirls braids*

    A whoremonger misunderstands a man.

    A man works at the docks, and has opportunities there. Survival is his price, and many are his wares.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    I'd prefer Vanya's Viscount Manporium.

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    What time zone does this game run by?

    Central time zone, with daylight savings in effect. So it is 2:50 PM when I post this, the first night ends in 7 hours and 10 minutes, and any special actions must be PM'd by 6 hours and 10 minutes.

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  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    I'd prefer Vanya's Viscount Manporium.

    Tried it. Long story short: Demand vastly outstripped supply, city-wide riots ensued, yours truly got banished to Underlund.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Cythraul wrote: »
    Not giving Bedlam the empty spot?

    I did. Nobody had signed up for Munkus Mountainbeard. There were two open slots apparently!
    Munkus Mountianbeard is such a cooler name than Charles Mirth anyway.

    You've done well.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    vertroue wrote: »
    *Poops on bedlam*
    vertroue

    DIE!

  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    I hear !kime is Leader of the Pinnacle Guild.

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    SQUAWK!!! SQUAWK!!!

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    *scratches the pile of corpses trying to find a new delicacy. Finally settling for a choice bit right inside the left ear.*

    vertroue on
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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    *decays, with guano in mouth and a prominent left eyeball which points right at MrT and a hole in the neck and a broken heart and a widened aural canal*

  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    Infidel has a scary avatar. Good night!

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