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Knights of Arcadia Phalla Night GAME OVER: MAFIA VICTORY

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Oi, Galahad Courtois, you have a strong memory.

    Perhaps you should take well to shut it with your strong jaw.

    Ya moronic ox.

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  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Gandalf_the_Crazed for being a harrier!

    !jdarksun for spontaneous vote changes!

  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Iron Weasel so I can hammer his corpse into something useful.

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Megafrost wrote: »
    ]Iron Weasel so I can hammer his corpse into something useful.

    :winky:

  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    premium wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    premium wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    *Calm yourself, Javier. They are an audience like any other, and they will follow whoever puts themselves upon the stage. Consider this our big break!*

    "Friends, and fellow citizens, this is a challenge as any other. We shall rise to it, and overcome. But we must present a united front. I propose that this Quinn fellow, I know nothing of him. Can we trust a foreigner in these trying times? I, for one, do not."

    premium

    A xenophobic clown?
    Well I never.

    I'll have you know that the comedic arts are held in the highest esteem here in Underlund. After all, a soul that's filled with joy is by far the most valuable.

    But I guess you wouldn't know that, now would you?

    would you like to buy a knife?

    I thought you'd never ask. Do you have any with bejeweled hilts? Any knife of mine has got to have 'zazz.

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I hope everyone put in their orders, I know I did. :D

  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    Megafrost wrote: »
    ]Iron Weasel so I can hammer his corpse into something useful.

    :winky:
    At least buy me a drink first!

    Anyone got a vote count?

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    Megafrost wrote: »
    ]Iron Weasel so I can hammer his corpse into something useful.

    :winky:
    At least buy me a drink first!

    Anyone got a vote count?

    Of course

  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Retaba wrote: »
    Megafrost wrote: »
    ]Iron Weasel so I can hammer his corpse into something useful.

    :winky:
    At least buy me a drink first!

    Anyone got a vote count?

    Of course
    Could I entreat you to share it?

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  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    Assuran wrote: »
    INANTP is voting for Langly?

    What demon took your soul, INANTP?

    A shit leopard never changes its shit spots.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Puns are the mark of the devil

    Megafrost

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  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    I really did not in-tin-d for all this punning to get me killed.

  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    There's still a silver of hope that you'll be saved.

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  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Oh shit - now I'm doing it, too.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    There's still a silver of hope that you'll be saved.

    He'll just have to steel himself for the end

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Retaba wrote: »
    Megafrost wrote: »
    ]Iron Weasel so I can hammer his corpse into something useful.

    :winky:
    At least buy me a drink first!

    Anyone got a vote count?

    Of course
    Could I entreat you to share it?

    Iron Weasel, now you're tied with Megafrost

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    But we only have your word that is so!

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    THE BLOOD COUNCIL'S WORD IS ALL YOU NEED

  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    I disagree with condemning a man for his peculiar humor, but I cannot allow my fellows to stand so close to the brink.

    Megafrost

    Jacob and Quinn, you're welcome, lads.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    ACTIONS ARE DUE IN 27 MINUTES

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Squawk! * So it looks like two are being cornered. I wonder what it means* Squaaaarawk * It looks like blood to be spilled. Fresh food.* Rawrk They guy on the throne is calm...wonder why he isn't moving. Just his face. I wonder what it tasste like. RAWWWRKK

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Premium! Why not bring up one of our bronze metalists?

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    CesareB wrote: »
    premium wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    premium wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    *Calm yourself, Javier. They are an audience like any other, and they will follow whoever puts themselves upon the stage. Consider this our big break!*

    "Friends, and fellow citizens, this is a challenge as any other. We shall rise to it, and overcome. But we must present a united front. I propose that this Quinn fellow, I know nothing of him. Can we trust a foreigner in these trying times? I, for one, do not."

    premium

    A xenophobic clown?
    Well I never.

    I'll have you know that the comedic arts are held in the highest esteem here in Underlund. After all, a soul that's filled with joy is by far the most valuable.

    But I guess you wouldn't know that, now would you?

    would you like to buy a knife?

    I thought you'd never ask. Do you have any with bejeweled hilts? Any knife of mine has got to have 'zazz.

    Why yes! I would say this hilt is very Bejeweled.
    bejeweledknife_zps70769cb5.png

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    ACTIONS ARE DUE IN 27 MINUTES

    I thought this closed in an hour after that? Did I mess up time?

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  • LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Actions must be submitted an hour before vote close.

    Locus on
  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    [color]premium[/color] to help save Megafrost from an unjust pun-ishment!

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Wow that was fail

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    premium

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    premium wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    premium wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    premium wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    *Calm yourself, Javier. They are an audience like any other, and they will follow whoever puts themselves upon the stage. Consider this our big break!*

    "Friends, and fellow citizens, this is a challenge as any other. We shall rise to it, and overcome. But we must present a united front. I propose that this Quinn fellow, I know nothing of him. Can we trust a foreigner in these trying times? I, for one, do not."

    premium

    A xenophobic clown?
    Well I never.

    I'll have you know that the comedic arts are held in the highest esteem here in Underlund. After all, a soul that's filled with joy is by far the most valuable.

    But I guess you wouldn't know that, now would you?

    would you like to buy a knife?

    I thought you'd never ask. Do you have any with bejeweled hilts? Any knife of mine has got to have 'zazz.

    Why yes! I would say this hilt is very Bejeweled.
    bejeweledknife_zps70769cb5.png

    Squeeeeeee!

    I mean, ahem, ah, hmm. That's okay, I suppose. You know, if you're into that sort of thing. What would a knife that, hm, sparkly, cost a fellow?

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Locus wrote: »
    Actions must be submitted an hour before vote close.

    Huh. That is good to know for all the actions I'll be submitting this game

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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Are you guys really going to make me put a self preservation vote on Megafrost just because I'm an outsider?

  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    squawwwk The bird swooped down to the freshcorpsething that it had been eating off of the entire day...Deciding that is was no longer delectable to eat the bird looks at the surrounding thingsthatwerecorpses and choose the one that it has been hearing. The bird realizing that it couldn't eat off of Iron Weasel...* RAWRRK *Time is short. I am hungry.* RAWWRK *The bird let out a vicous caw as it swooped down and plucked a chunk of hair from Megafrost head.* CAWW *The bird realizes it cannot eat the hair and flew over to the man just sitting there smiling.* RAWK * This one is different. And with that the bird set Megafrost hair down on the mans knee.

    RAWRK
    *back to safety of the rafters the bird flew back up.[/b]

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    megafrost because i don't want to tie it and also premium is a cute little dwarf, who could vote for him

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    CesareB wrote: »
    premium wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    premium wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    premium wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    *Calm yourself, Javier. They are an audience like any other, and they will follow whoever puts themselves upon the stage. Consider this our big break!*

    "Friends, and fellow citizens, this is a challenge as any other. We shall rise to it, and overcome. But we must present a united front. I propose that this Quinn fellow, I know nothing of him. Can we trust a foreigner in these trying times? I, for one, do not."

    premium

    A xenophobic clown?
    Well I never.

    I'll have you know that the comedic arts are held in the highest esteem here in Underlund. After all, a soul that's filled with joy is by far the most valuable.

    But I guess you wouldn't know that, now would you?

    would you like to buy a knife?

    I thought you'd never ask. Do you have any with bejeweled hilts? Any knife of mine has got to have 'zazz.

    Why yes! I would say this hilt is very Bejeweled.
    bejeweledknife_zps70769cb5.png

    Squeeeeeee!

    I mean, ahem, ah, hmm. That's okay, I suppose. You know, if you're into that sort of thing. What would a knife that, hm, sparkly, cost a fellow?

    1/3rd of the best part of your soul.
    Pretty cheap, when you think about it.

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Huh, I thought the actions closed at 9.

    Hmmm, I should uhh look into time a bit more.

  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    premium wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    premium wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    premium wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    premium wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    *Calm yourself, Javier. They are an audience like any other, and they will follow whoever puts themselves upon the stage. Consider this our big break!*

    "Friends, and fellow citizens, this is a challenge as any other. We shall rise to it, and overcome. But we must present a united front. I propose that this Quinn fellow, I know nothing of him. Can we trust a foreigner in these trying times? I, for one, do not."

    premium

    A xenophobic clown?
    Well I never.

    I'll have you know that the comedic arts are held in the highest esteem here in Underlund. After all, a soul that's filled with joy is by far the most valuable.

    But I guess you wouldn't know that, now would you?

    would you like to buy a knife?

    I thought you'd never ask. Do you have any with bejeweled hilts? Any knife of mine has got to have 'zazz.

    Why yes! I would say this hilt is very Bejeweled.
    bejeweledknife_zps70769cb5.png

    Squeeeeeee!

    I mean, ahem, ah, hmm. That's okay, I suppose. You know, if you're into that sort of thing. What would a knife that, hm, sparkly, cost a fellow?

    1/3rd of the best part of your soul.
    Pretty cheap, when you think about it.

    Oh. So sorry my dear, but my soul already belongs to the theatre.

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    As far as I'm concerned your all mirror kin until I can find out otherwise.
    But so far !IronWeasel has been acting stranger then the rest of you.
    Off with him I say!
    FYI, Bucketman: this vote won't count because you edited the post. A fresh post, with my name bolder and in red, will correct your error.

    Thank you !IronWeasel

  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Langly wrote: »
    megafrost because i don't want to tie it and also premium is a cute little dwarf, who could vote for him

    I have a lump of coal for you and I will feed it to you ore-ally.

    Megafrost on
  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    CesareB wrote: »
    premium wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    premium wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    premium wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    premium wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    *Calm yourself, Javier. They are an audience like any other, and they will follow whoever puts themselves upon the stage. Consider this our big break!*

    "Friends, and fellow citizens, this is a challenge as any other. We shall rise to it, and overcome. But we must present a united front. I propose that this Quinn fellow, I know nothing of him. Can we trust a foreigner in these trying times? I, for one, do not."

    premium

    A xenophobic clown?
    Well I never.

    I'll have you know that the comedic arts are held in the highest esteem here in Underlund. After all, a soul that's filled with joy is by far the most valuable.

    But I guess you wouldn't know that, now would you?

    would you like to buy a knife?

    I thought you'd never ask. Do you have any with bejeweled hilts? Any knife of mine has got to have 'zazz.

    Why yes! I would say this hilt is very Bejeweled.
    bejeweledknife_zps70769cb5.png

    Squeeeeeee!

    I mean, ahem, ah, hmm. That's okay, I suppose. You know, if you're into that sort of thing. What would a knife that, hm, sparkly, cost a fellow?

    1/3rd of the best part of your soul.
    Pretty cheap, when you think about it.

    Oh. So sorry my dear, but my soul already belongs to the theatre.

    I wouldn't call what you do theatre.
    Anyone can paint their face and put on a purple wig.

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