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Knights of Arcadia Phalla Night GAME OVER: MAFIA VICTORY

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    that's the uh

    the drum sounds

  • DysDys Registered User regular
    oh god

  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    <- Village

  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    CesareB you are totally right!

    MrT because now I feel like I was manipulated

    I know it's a little late in the party to make note of this, but I must say I am awed by this statement. How can a man be manipulated by his own ignorance?

    :|

    I was saying I FEEL like the mafia did a good job subtly pushing the Iron Weasel wagon while making sure the MrT wagon felt like the prominent one.

    Hence the manipulation. And why I felt duped by thinking that MrT was leading as strongly as he wasn't. I'm saying I don't think it was ignorance as much as manipulation.

    Not cool with people trying to twist what I was saying. And you are the second one to try it.

    I don't see how a wagon can be pushed subtly since the votes are both red and in bold. In actuality, I think MrT's lead seemed bigger that it really was because there actually weren't that many votes cast at all at that point and he had a huge PERCENTAGE at one point, but not really all that many considering how many people are still in the game. So it didn't take all that many for IW to catch up. Looking through the thread, the truly interesting thing is the long period with no votes at all despite lots of people posting. I've noticed that when there's a single villager with a hearty lead in the voting, mafia like to delay voting, since they don't want to pile on but also don't want to chance another mafia becoming the main alternative. Something to look at tomorrow.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    The title is Phil

    As in Philosophy.
    Really. We are all going to die.
    Some of us just much sooner than others. No fear, necromancer here.

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  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    The title is Phil

    As in Philosophy.
    Really. We are all going to die.
    Some of us just much sooner than others. No fear, necromancer here.

    Claimed Necromancer.

  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    He raised up somebody earlier. We all saw it.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    An actor paid.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Were that this were mere theatrics, I could have saved myself YEARS of apprenticeship and countless unspeakable acts.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2013
    END OF NIGHT TWO:

    CLUSTERFUCK


    The Aquaintance pulled out an ornate pocketwatch. He glared whimsically at his captive audience as a cruel, joyous smile crept across his face.

    Tick. Tock. Tock. Tock.

    "Tick. Tock." he hummed.

    "Well, I for one am tired of listening to your rabble, demon-born!" cried a shining figure in the crowd. He stood in well polished armor, it had seen use years ago, knicks and dents were peppered across his hull. But its wearer had maintained its sheen and his sword. "Foulest beast from the deepest hell! Suckler of the teat of madness! Corrupted child of the depths!"

    The Acquaintance started to fan himself. "OH MY DARLING GRACIOUS! I DO DECLARE! We got ourselves a fightin' boy!"

    "No more! No more will we be pawns to your dark master's game!" he lept through the air with great speed and lopped off <Dys>'s head with one stroke.

    "You know nothing." All the jovial charm had left the voice. "You know nothing about me." It carried a decisive edge of menance. "You know nothing about your victim. I congratulate you on defeating the horrible Seer, Ser Raddison."

    A loud thunderclap, bolts flew around the Acquaintance striking Richard Cobalt and Churl Bast, who had become consumed by the sin of sloth.

    "I SERVE NO MAN, DEMON OR GOD. I AM MY OWN ABSOLUTE." He pointed his finger at Ser Raddison. "AND NOW YOU WILL-"

    He was interrupted by a low growl from the hole in the wall. The Acquaintance paused, the room took a breath, and the beast moved.

    "Yes yes, right. It is not my place to punish you, ser."

    The beast reached out its brass claws toward the sacrifice.

    <MrTLicious> began screaming, pleading. "NO! NO! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU, RECANT! RECANT! OH YOU PITIOUS FOOLS, RECANT AT ONCE! I AM A PARAGON OF PACIFISM! CAST YOUR EYES ON THAT IMPOSTER! HE IS THE ONE! HE-" A wet, gnashing sound silenced the Blood Council Pacifist. Purple light flashed briefly, but none could stand to stare at what it illuminated.

    "Is that the best you have, foul spawn?" asked the Ser. "Idle threats to scare a child?"

    "No, Ser."

    Amber eyes cast their vision on <Obifett>, melting the armored figure into a horrid ooze of ash and iron.

    "They were meant to warn a childe."

    A small sword clanked to the ground. It briefly shimmered with holy light.

    "AHA! PERFECT!" cried the shrill Baron Eligos Botis a winged demon with sharp, iron fangs extending from a protruding jaw. The skin of his face seemed loosely attached, like a ghastly green mask. The rest of his body was covered in a slimy black skin that seems to shift unnaturally as if it were an oil slick. He carried a Scepter of dark power in his right hand and grasped the once holy blade in his left. "THIS IS A FINE ADDITION TO MY COLLECTION." It stared at the cowering masses, each afraid to bear down against it. "ONE USE SHOULDN'T NICK THE BLADE TOO HARSHLY, I THINK."

    As he spake, a harsh cloud of flies descended on the hapless <Infidel>. At the same time, a horrible beamshot from across the room, from which among you no-one could say. No one could tell which hit first, but the remains of <Infidel> were spread into several piles, and the flies carried his head to feast mid-air.

    "And again. Look at the mess you people made of <Iron Weasel>." The Acquaintance gestured toward the body surrounded by a pool of blood. "This keeps happening when you aren't paying attention. Sheesh!"

    The Acquaintance glared at Eligos Botis for a moment before shouting:

    "WELL!

    THAT WAS FUN!
    "

    THERE ARE EIGHT SHARDS IN PLAY.

    The dead:
    <Obifett>, a noble knight that had taken his arms up to defend the country. Slain unjustly, his holy object corrupted.
    <Dys> a seer. Slain by <Obifett> for reasons.
    Tommy2whatevers and BadGrammarSpectre both died because they didn't follow basic instructions. i.e. get down when the evil guy is shooting lightning bolts. And also voting slash participiating.
    <Infidel> - Was it the flies? Was it the beam? This poor soul never knew what hit him.
    Everyone piled on poor <MrT>, but at least some good came of it.
    And poor <Iron Weasel>. Won't someone please think of the Shibbolyths?!

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  • DysDys Registered User regular
    ...OoooOOOOOooooOoooo...

    ...damn.

  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    Inactivity and Phalla go together like shit and strawberry shortcake.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    OooOoOooOOOOoOooooOOOOO

    You have got to be kidding me

    OOOoooOOOooooOOOOOooooO


    OooOOOooOOooOooOOOOooOO

    EDIT: @I Needed a way to take a jab when they can't respond and your post two down from here

    :| :| :|

    OoOOoOoooOOOOOOOoooooOO

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  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Rubblebelt state of mindRegistered User regular
    So, nine shards last night, eight tonight. Two people died with purple effects, so was another one added?

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    obifett king of mafiadar

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  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    So, nine shards last night, eight tonight. Two people died with purple effects, so was another one added?

    My understanding was that MrT was purple because he had a shard, while Infidel was killed by a purple effect of some sort.

    kime
  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    CesareB wrote: »
    So, nine shards last night, eight tonight. Two people died with purple effects, so was another one added?

    My understanding was that MrT was purple because he had a shard, while Infidel was killed by a purple effect of some sort.

    That was my interpretation as well.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see to my fellow Shibbolyth's remains...

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    What the hell is this shit?
    I needed a name to post. loaded up a hair-trigger, double barrel shit machine gun and the barrel is pointed straight at your own head.

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    What the hell is this shit?
    I needed a name to post. loaded up a hair-trigger, double barrel shit machine gun and the barrel is pointed straight at your own head.

    http://i.imgur.com/rvNSEWo.gif

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    So.. I guess MrT had a shard, and when he got killed it created a collateral damage kill? Am I reading that right?

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    A man of honor and great skill, lies dead his holy weapon seized.

    I will do my best to reclaim it brother.

    (so the people means shard, what does the blue mean?)

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    Had personal stuff come up today, Munkus. Apologies.

    oooo

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Blue is special, if I remember correctly

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  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    OoooooOOooOo
    I knew it.

    E- by which I mean that I knew I'd be killed one way or the other.
    OoooooOoooOoo

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  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Gizzy until I can make some sense of all this.
    Hint: I have very little clue what is going on.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    M-M-M-M-M-MULTIKILLOOoOooOooOOOooooo

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    A man was told by a Mandalorian that, should he die this night by a demonic hand, one named Phyphor should be offered up to the red god.

    A man relays this information as a favor to the Mandalorian, a gesture of goodwill to the dead. A man would prefer, however, that such messages not be passed along through one who only desires his own survival.

    A man has no stake in this war, and will not be joining the mob. Kime

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Are you implying a seer implicated Phyphor to you?

    As much as I love RP we do need to be careful about conflating flavour rp and game chat.

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Saber makes good points. I don't see anyone following my zonugal suspicion and i want a vote of consequence, so

    Iron Weasel

    So after trying to instigate a bandwagon towards me for not jumping on another bandwagon started after a villager made a pun, you have decided to shift your vote to a more consequential one.

    Hmm... I wonder who would try to launch on this half-assed and weak attack against me.
    blahmcblah wrote: »
    Also Zonugal because a zombie race sounds boring.
    shalmelo wrote: »
    Yeah yeah, I'm getting there.

    I'm thinking howzabout Zonugal
    Zonugal

    I suppose he's even more suspicious than my earlier suspect.

    All bullshit substantiated on more bullshit. No reasons given for such accusations.

    Gentlemen, I give you your mother fucking mafia...

    Yeah, because if there's anything that mafia members enjoy, it's putting several votes in a clump on an inexperienced player when there are already a bunch of easy targets out there.

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    A man was told by a Mandalorian to kill one named Phyphor. The Mandalorian is dead now, and seems to have possessed some power -- a man cannot be sure if it was a power of the mind, or of the sword. Or perhaps some other, more arcane power.

    A man knows not of this "flavour rp" the facetious one mentions.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Speaking of.. ahem...




    Madness. Not unexpected, of course, and something with which Collin was well-versed - as much inbreeding as went on in the aristocracy, he'd had to play caretaker to more than one employer who'd gone round the twist.

    Collin closed his eyes, not thinking about Master Philip. He'd had a different kind of mental affliction altogether, according to his family and the clergy. How lucky Collin had thought himself those days; it had been honour enough to move all the way up from hallboy to becoming the Master's personal valet, but he could never have imagined anything more....

    With a curt shake of his head, Collin shored himself up against such maudlin recollections. He supposed it was time to do his job.

    "Now," he called, voice booming from years trained to announce visitors across grand ballrooms, "is the time for us to cease casting aspersions about all haphazard, and apply our brains to the task. We must use all information at our disposal and actually use it."

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  • blahmcblahblahmcblah I never drink... wine. Registered User regular
    Bandwagon, ho!

    Phyphor

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I actually wasn't buying into Zonugal's reasoning, but that post by shalmelo is far too defensive, I feel.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    blahmcblah wrote: »
    Bandwagon, ho!

    Phyphor

    Not to get in the way of a good bandwagon, however I'd like to point out that obi was not killed by the demons

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  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Always a rough night when the vig kills the seer.
    Phyphor wrote: »
    blahmcblah wrote: »
    Bandwagon, ho!

    Phyphor

    Not to get in the way of a good bandwagon, however I'd like to point out that obi was not killed by the demons

    How exactly, do you figure that? His weapon was corrupted. And narration implies he was killed by Amber Eyes

    I am now terrified the mafia have an extra kill as well, given my previous experience and the narration.

  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    I actually wasn't buying into Zonugal's reasoning, but that post by shalmelo is far too defensive, I feel.

    Shalmelo's reaction seemed to me to be one of surprise at the agreements to Zonugal's very, very poor reasoning. It's almost the exact reaction I had, frankly.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Assuran wrote: »
    Always a rough night when the vig kills the seer.
    Phyphor wrote: »
    blahmcblah wrote: »
    Bandwagon, ho!

    Phyphor

    Not to get in the way of a good bandwagon, however I'd like to point out that obi was not killed by the demons

    How exactly, do you figure that? His weapon was corrupted. And narration implies he was killed by Amber Eyes

    I am now terrified the mafia have an extra kill as well, given my previous experience and the narration.

    yeah, none of the kills said "it was the demons," but I think we can safely take away that red eye laser beam melting was a mafia kill.

  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    Could have been a bus driver. Would make sense thematically.

  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    Busdrivers with laser-eyes sound more like a scifi-thing to me.

  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Rubblebelt state of mindRegistered User regular
    I really hope that the mafia do not have a busdriver.

    Romanion

    to voice my suspicion.

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