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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yeah, I think you may be right.

    Oh well, guess I'll have to settle for sub-par waffles elsewhere.

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  • Foxy_RoxyFoxy_Roxy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Whats all this about waffles?
    You have peaked my stomach's interest.

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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Foxy_Roxy wrote: »
    Whats all this about waffles?
    You have peaked my stomach's interest.

    See my signature, and this thread:
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=31352

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  • Foxy_RoxyFoxy_Roxy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I understand now...
    I am being forced to stand in line during said event, I think. :(

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  • babelfishbabelfish Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Trillian, I'd like to spend some time in your ear.

    (And this has nothing to do with that all-too-disturbing episode of Family Guy.)

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  • chaosisorderchaosisorder Cupcake Princess and Pinny Whore OregonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So I come into the PAX forums and find maple syrup chugging contests on the front page.

    And then I see this thread still standing, and think, 'yay! Gamer wimmens still pre-PAX communalizing.'

    And then I see the photos.

    And now I'm headed right back to the maple syrup thread.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator mod
    edited August 2007
    This is not a happy thread

    Moe Fwacky on
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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So I come into the PAX forums and find maple syrup chugging contests on the front page.

    And then I see this thread still standing, and think, 'yay! Gamer wimmens still pre-PAX communalizing.'

    And then I see the photos.

    And now I'm headed right back to the maple syrup thread.

    Your avatar is uber sweet. I love Harley. Especially when she says, "Sure thing mista' J" to the Joker. I have even been watching the TAS series recently.

    She's funny, crazy, deadly, hawt, flexible, nimble, has a sexy voice and I bet she smells nice too...

    (Yeah I am one of those guys. I often find animated women to be sexy. Poor me.)

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator mod
    edited August 2007
    I would like to take this opportunity to remind everybody that PAX is not a dating service.

    Thank you

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  • skarsolskarsol Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Moe_Fwacky wrote: »
    I would like to take this opportunity to remind everybody that PAX is not a dating service.

    Going to have chaperones in the hotels? :P~

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator mod
    edited August 2007
    No, just don't go to PAX lookin' for love. After all the numbers aren't exactly in your favor and i'm sure the ladies have heard every line you have a dozen times before you said it.

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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Moe_Fwacky wrote: »
    I would like to take this opportunity to remind everybody that PAX is not a dating service.

    Thank you

    I totally agree.

    However, I am an Eagle scout and boy scouts are always prepared. So I am bringing protection with me.

    It is better to have some and not need it, than to need it and not have some. ---Some Smart Fellow

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  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    But Moe.... how else am I supposed to find the hot single gamer of my dreams? D:

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  • skarsolskarsol Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Moe_Fwacky wrote: »
    No, just don't go to PAX lookin' for love. After all the numbers aren't exactly in your favor and i'm sure the ladies have heard every line you have a dozen times before you said it.

    You sure the guys going to PAX even *have* lines? :P

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  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    skarsol wrote: »
    Moe_Fwacky wrote: »
    No, just don't go to PAX lookin' for love. After all the numbers aren't exactly in your favor and i'm sure the ladies have heard every line you have a dozen times before you said it.

    You sure the guys going to PAX even *have* lines? :P

    We had a whole thread of them a while back. I must find it now!

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  • skarsolskarsol Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    We had a whole thread of them a while back. I must find it now!

    Oh dear...

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  • LigerLiger Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I can hear it now, "Hey baby, I wanna take a look at your software sometime."

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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    But Moe.... how else am I supposed to find the hot single gamer of my dreams? D:

    So you have seen this person in your dreams huh? Will you describe this individual for us? We will then attempt to locate the person matching the description while at PAX. Once we have located them, we will send you their picture and phone number.

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  • PhanmanPhanman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    But Moe.... how else am I supposed to find the hot single gamer of my dreams? D:

    There are hot single gamers at PAX? I'm sure all the decent looking older people who are reasonably normal are all in a relationship.

    Who knows? PAX has everything else, why can't it have love too?

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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Phanman wrote: »
    But Moe.... how else am I supposed to find the hot single gamer of my dreams? D:

    I'm sure all the decent looking older people who are reasonably normal are all in a relationship.

    You "sure" are wrong!

    I am 24, single and most people that have seen the pics of me in my newsboy costume would attest to the fact that I am not hideous.

    Perhaps 24 does not qualify as "older". I guess it depends on how old phanman is.

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  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=15221 <--- best lines EVER.

    Also gah! I'm kidding guys! D:

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  • LigerLiger Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mentok1982 wrote: »
    Phanman wrote: »
    But Moe.... how else am I supposed to find the hot single gamer of my dreams? D:

    I'm sure all the decent looking older people who are reasonably normal are all in a relationship.

    You "sure" are wrong!

    I am 24, single and most people that have seen the pics of me in my newsboy costume would attest to the fact that I am not hideous.

    And you eat cans of pie filling. DISQUALIFIED.

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mentok1982 wrote: »
    Phanman wrote: »
    But Moe.... how else am I supposed to find the hot single gamer of my dreams? D:

    I'm sure all the decent looking older people who are reasonably normal are all in a relationship.

    You "sure" are wrong!

    I am 24, single and most people that have seen the pics of me in my newsboy costume would attest to the fact that I am not hideous.

    Perhaps 24 does not qualify as "older". I guess it depends on how old phanman is.

    Then you must be single for some other mysterious reason.

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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007

    Then you must be single for some other mysterious reason.

    I don't drink or smoke, so I don't go to many bars where one can meet people my age.

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  • OfficerOfficer Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I am a single, 21 year old freak gamer who loves fun and raucous times on the backs of wild animals. Give me a call at 1-TOO-HOT-BABE or email me at sexybuttermilkbiscuitsinatuboflovin at gmail dot com

    I also have no sexual hangups so if you have some things you need to get out, feel free to ask me, and I might just say yes ;)

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  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Recruit wrote: »
    I am a single, 21 year old freak gamer who loves fun and raucous times on the backs of wild animals. Give me a call at 1-TOO-HOT-BABE or email me at sexybuttermilkbiscuitsinatuboflovin at gmail dot com

    I also have no sexual hangups so if you have some things you need to get out, feel free to ask me, and I might just say yes ;)

    That email address is 2 funny. I just sent an email there to see if I get a "delivery failed" message.

    EDIT:
    Your message did not reach some or all of the intended recipients.

    Subject: Test.
    Sent: 8/15/2007 5:55 PM

    The following recipient(s) could not be reached:

    sexybuttermilkbiscuitsinatuboflovin@gmail.com on 8/15/2007 5:55 PM
    The e-mail account does not exist at the organization this message was sent to. Check the e-mail address, or contact the recipient directly to find out the correct address.
    < mailout1.ssa.gov #5.1.1 SMTP; 550 5.1.1 No such user o29si196223elf>

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  • KyanilisKyanilis Bellevue, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Then you must be single for some other mysterious reason.
    Liger wrote:
    And you eat cans of pie filling. DISQUALIFIED.

    Guys! The mystery is solved! You can all go home now.

    No really, though, seriously, people go to PAX to have fun and be nerdy gamers, not to find some significant other. Get over it, being single or not doesn't really matter here.

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  • PhanmanPhanman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mentok1982 wrote: »
    Phanman wrote: »
    But Moe.... how else am I supposed to find the hot single gamer of my dreams? D:

    I'm sure all the decent looking older people who are reasonably normal are all in a relationship.

    You "sure" are wrong!

    I am 24, single and most people that have seen the pics of me in my newsboy costume would attest to the fact that I am not hideous.

    Perhaps 24 does not qualify as "older". I guess it depends on how old phanman is.

    I'm 25 so I only have a year on you, and you fall within the age range I'm referring to as "older" I'm thinking 24+.

    Don't worry about it too much, my brother is similar to you. He's 26 a nice normal guy who just isn't all that social (read as shy).

    Maybe you will meet someone at PAX, maybe not. Either way I find it works best when you're not actually trying to find it, it usually finds you. At least that how it worked for me.

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  • WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Phanman wrote: »
    But Moe.... how else am I supposed to find the hot single gamer of my dreams? D:

    There are hot single gamers at PAX? I'm sure all the decent looking older people who are reasonably normal are all in a relationship.

    Who knows? PAX has everything else, why can't it have love too?

    I think the point is that it's not supposed to be an objective... or, at least not an overt one.

    In an ironic, yet personal twist to this thread, it seems as though I may, in the last 24 hours, be approaching perhaps, maybe the beginning of the commencement of the preliminary startings of what might, possibly be something akin to a thing that resmebles the introductory stages of what could be considered, in some circles, to be the harbringer of what appears to be the forerunner of something that might lead to an entanglement commonly referred to as somewhat quasi "relationshippy"... kinda.

    I think...

    <.<

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  • chaosisorderchaosisorder Cupcake Princess and Pinny Whore OregonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    But Moe.... how else am I supposed to find the hot single gamer of my dreams? D:

    I've heard being a female gamer with a pulse works reasonably well.

    Alternatively, you can play a NE in WoW and just wait for the offers to roll in.

    Alternatively, there is this gamer named Recruit above who might be a match for you :P

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  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    But Moe.... how else am I supposed to find the hot single gamer of my dreams? D:

    I've heard being a female gamer with a pulse works reasonably well.

    Alternatively, you can play a NE in WoW and just wait for the offers to roll in.

    Alternatively, there is this gamer named Recruit above who might be a match for you :P

    I know, he lives with me... we just broke up a few weeks ago >.< lol

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  • OfficerOfficer Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    But Moe.... how else am I supposed to find the hot single gamer of my dreams? D:

    I've heard being a female gamer with a pulse works reasonably well.

    Alternatively, you can play a NE in WoW and just wait for the offers to roll in.

    Alternatively, there is this gamer named Recruit above who might be a match for you :P

    I know, he lives with me... we just broke up a few weeks ago >.< lol

    Sad but true. :cry:

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lol!!!!!!!!!

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  • KyanilisKyanilis Bellevue, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    lol!!!!!!!!!

    Why?

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  • chaosisorderchaosisorder Cupcake Princess and Pinny Whore OregonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I just knew from glancing at the board you two were an item, so I was trying to be teh funny.

    Now I am teh retarded, which is pretty standard actually.

    Ahh, the mysterious Loveboat that is Sealab, I cannot keep up.

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I really wish I could find an orange jumpsuit, just for this.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    so is this where I get the mad hookups with g4m3r chix?

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  • Samir Duran DuranSamir Duran Duran Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Moe_Fwacky wrote: »
    No, just don't go to PAX lookin' for love. After all the numbers aren't exactly in your favor and i'm sure the ladies have heard every line you have a dozen times before you said it.

    I will accept your challenge.

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  • SergeantAuberieSergeantAuberie Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I leave for two days and this goes from a thread about girls and girl-like things,
    to a thread about finding love at PAX. Oh my.

    I do not need any more love.
    And yes, I play a NE chick in WoW, but that was before I knew it was a sure way to get hit-on.
    I thought the ears were kinda cool. ><
    I've got all the love I can handle.

    Now if someone would just gimme my gaddamn tetris for my DS, I would be in heaven.

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  • chaosisorderchaosisorder Cupcake Princess and Pinny Whore OregonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    No Tetris for you.

    The only DS game we can play in this thread is....

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