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Knights of Arcadia Phalla Night GAME OVER: MAFIA VICTORY

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Anyway, who wants to make a deal? I give you powers, and you give me powers also, and then we rub our butts together?

  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    Anyway, who wants to make a deal? I give you powers, and you give me powers also, and then we rub our butts together?

    That sounds positively scandalous and fraught with moral peril!

    Go oooon...!

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    TRV is probably evil.

    Bucketman, what have I done that is strange???

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    TRV is probably evil.

    Bucketman, what have I done that is strange???

    Am not. We've gone in circles a ton of times. You don't trust me, and I feel bad about it.
    Then I in turn am mildly distrustful of you.
    I am a bit surprised that I've lived this far, however.
    I expect that will be rectified soon :|

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Hey hey hey

    I told you that night. You were supposed to die but it just didn't happen.

    I guess the mafia/vig/demon didn't wanna work with me.

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I'll be honest, I'm a bit lost now - I was really convinced Cayrus was mafia, and with his death I'm left without any other strong suspicions.

    I'm still curious about Zonugal's suspicions from a few days ago, though. I could see it as being a random throw-away wagon that at least one mafia might have hidden in, but I can also see his defensive reaction as being possibly suspicious in and of itself.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    TRV based upon interactions and gut feelings I feel like he is probably maybeee evil. (not 100%)

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Which is to say, kill him so I can find out!

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Woah, I was loading into to look at this thread and I got a déjà vu feeling. TRV is included to making that happen. He is a critical component! We've done this before...

    THE PAST IS THE FUTURE!

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Or just the present.

  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    Has RMED even been participating in the minimal democracy requirements of The Game? I feel like maybe he hasn't, and yet he seems not to have been destroyed. Oversight, or are his infernal allies shielding him from the Hungering Beast? You decide, fellow citizens!

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    I'm living in the future so the present is my past. My presence is a present - kiss my ass.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    Woah, I was loading into to look at this thread and I got a déjà vu feeling. TRV is included to making that happen. He is a critical component! We've done this before...

    THE PAST IS THE FUTURE!

    None of this made any sense. You expect people to follow you, and you can't english?

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I think the english is -ok- at worst. Did you mean that it isn't logical?

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Let's break it down:
    Woah, I was loading into to look at this thread and I got a déjà vu feeling
    loading into to look makes my head hurt a bit
    TRV is included to making that happen
    Making what happen? Deja vu?
    He is a critical component!
    Of?
    We've done this before...
    Done what?

    None of this MEANS anything! It has to MEAN something!
    Don't you SEE!?
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  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Yes, I do. I don't think you do though.

    Voodoo.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Retaba for general shadiness. You said you tried to kill me, and I didn't die, yet you say in thread that just generally based on interactions you think I am evil. These are totally contradictory, and I dislike such gamesmanship, sir.

    Also, you disguised yourself as the mayor and tried to catch my arm on fire.

    COWARDLY!

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Not your arm, your beard!

    Also, it is you who are shady, I have been challenging you and you have been loathe to meet me! You focus on things that came after that challenge as if it itself was the initiator.

    Afraid of something being revealed?

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I'm curious! Reveal away! Seriously!
    If there is some damning evidence that even I don't know about, I would be really interested to hear it.
    Levy your accusation, mage, and let the people decide.

  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    This is weird. You're all weird. And probably all evil. Or good. Or delicious.

  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    Retaba, I'm listening. What has the necro-librarian been up to that you find so nefarious? Is he trafficking with demons, and can you prove it? If you make a good case, I would be willing to throw him into the cactusoid's embrace. But for my part, all I can say about him is: 1) he smells of formaldehyde and leather, and 2) he ignored my dinner invitation that one time.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I don't have real evidence, no! Just my untrustworthy feelings, but I trust them now because...


    I'm foolish?

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I'd be willing to listen to Retaba or TRV if they'd just be upfront and not so insane.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I'm curious! Reveal away! Seriously!
    If there is some damning evidence that even I don't know about, I would be really interested to hear it.
    Levy your accusation, mage, and let the people decide.

    Your disinterest in voting for me makes me suspect you don't want to be in the limelight for nefarious reasons.

    By limelight I mean the redlight, but not like that! I just mean votes, god.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Accusing people is part of the game. You accusing me of things is also part of the game. But you doing so repeatedly with no proof deserves retribution. I let you slide a few times, because backvoting for the sake of backvoting is petty and not helpful. But you're being weird. So you get a vote.
    Retaba, I'm listening. What has the necro-librarian been up to that you find so nefarious? Is he trafficking with demons, and can you prove it? If you make a good case, I would be willing to throw him into the cactusoid's embrace. But for my part, all I can say about him is: 1) he smells of formaldehyde and leather, and 2) he ignored my dinner invitation that one time.

    I told you, I was summoning the mayor's son from the ether. I was paid handsomely for such action, and denying one in his position would be bad for my reputation. You never saw fit to invite me to another dinner, did you? And as for the formaldehyde, there are certain... elements needed for spells that are best preserved to make them last longer.

  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    I'm curious! Reveal away! Seriously!
    If there is some damning evidence that even I don't know about, I would be really interested to hear it.
    Levy your accusation, mage, and let the people decide.

    Your disinterest in voting for me makes me suspect you don't want to be in the limelight for nefarious reasons.

    By limelight I mean the redlight, but not like that! I just mean votes, god.

    This back and forth is...hm. Unenlightening.

    I take seriously claims that particular people have good ideas of how others act under a variety of circumstances; I take it you believe you have such a read on <TRV>, <Retaba>?

    There's clearly some background communications occurring that would give context to this discussion...Do either of you want to share?

    I don't know what to make of this last accusation; normally, I would not consider someone else not vengefully accusing me in return of my vote for them particularly good evidence that they are evil; most of us have clearly been wrong about who is evil, and one assumes most of those errors were well-meant.

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    I'm still curious about Zonugal's suspicions from a few days ago, though. I could see it as being a random throw-away wagon that at least one mafia might have hidden in, but I can also see his defensive reaction as being possibly suspicious in and of itself.

    The most expedient way to test this would be to vote for Zonugal, I guess. I don't really think he's mafia but it might at least give us information?

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    So let me see if I've got this straight. You have undiscloseable feelings for the necromancer, which make you want to lick a key lime pie off of him in the redlight district... and you fear the feeling is unrequited so you persecute him instead?

    Did anyone else get that impression, or is it just me?

    Anyway, I suspect the man has a cloak for just such an occasion. Maybe you should just ask him already, spare us the drama? The worst that could come of it is he throws you to the cactus and you vanish into oblivion. See? Nothing to worry about at all!

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Retaba March 21
    You do not yet see my fingers, reaching through others... aimed at your throat! But it is happening, my friend. Plans within plans, etc.

    TheRoadVirus March 21
    I don't even...

    Retaba March 21
    Tonight. You.


    TheRoadVirus March 21
    Good things? Or bad?

    Retaba March 22
    would sleep well and have a refreshing dinner?

    [REDACTED DUE TO NOT RELEVANT TO GAME]

    Retaba 1:01PM
    Let's vote for each other and see who sides with whom!

    TheRoadVirus 1:01PM
    I dont know if I distrust you enough to kill you though

    Retaba 1:02PM
    You do, One of us evil
    and we must discover who!

    Retaba 1:02PM
    Its you, you are the evil one.

    Retaba 1:07PM
    The gauntlet is thrown! Meet me on the field you fetid false filthy necromancer!

    TheRoadVirus 1:20PM
    I am not!

    Retaba 1:25PM
    You must be! I mean, that is what I am thinking...

    TheRoadVirus 1:27PM
    Why must I be?
    Because both of us are still alive?
    Ever think that I just don't have powers?

    Retaba 1:31PM
    I have powers! I just can't kill you.


    Retaba 1:31PM
    It is... an unfortunate situation.
    I find it strange you are so against trying to vote me out even after I voted for you!

    TheRoadVirus 1:35PM
    what powers do you have?
    I have been getting shafted lately on powers

    Retaba 1:53PM
    I can {REDACTED]
    I was talking to [REDACTED] so the mafia (you) already know!

    TheRoadVirus 1:55PM
    i havent been talking to many people this game. i talk most to you and obi, and obi is dead, and you see how not really active i've been.
    Also, lemme go check the proboards. What's the address again?

    Retaba 1:59PM
    <SITE FOR A BOARD FOR A ROLL20 GAME WE HAVE BEEN PLAYING.>

    Retaba 2:10PM
    I hope people get involved, I feel like the village has been faltering lately.
    I mean we had some bad accidents.

    TheRoadVirus 2:11PM
    mhm mhm mhm. looks like i have an account already. We are BOTH mafia?!

    Retaba 2:20PM
    Oh.. oh hmm
    If that is the case, I've made a huge mistake.

    Erin The Red on
  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Don't let him fool you, the redacted parts are quite steamy.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Lots of 8====D were used. He says it's some rune that enhances magic?
    I don't know. Something about demon abilities.
    He mentioned "horny" a lot. I figure it's demon-tangental

    Erin The Red on
  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Look, you wanted to enhance your abilities in the dark, you're the one who lapped it up like candy.

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Besides, I'm just a mage! You're the Necromancer!

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    Besides, I'm just a mage! You're the Neckromancer!

    ftfy

  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    You two... you both live, for now. I've been sitting here, gently suckling the last tea mint remaining in my little tin, and reflecting... and I've come to the conclusion, you're both members of the most forbidden Arcadian arcane circle, the Coulrophilic Pornomancers' Union. You will assuredly be dealt with by the authorities after the conclusion of The Game, but for the nonce, we should really get back to sacrificing Zonugal or that other guy.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Did you call me a nonce?
    I will not stand for such language levied against me!
    Friends! We move forthwith!
    Pumpkin! Get me my VENGEANCE cloak.

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Ol, your tea, how did you brew it? It must have been some magic as there is no way to heat it in here.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Did you call me a nonce?
    I will not stand for such language levied against me!
    Friends! We move forthwith!
    Pumpkin! Get me my VENGEANCE cloak.

    triad.png

    Eh, I can get on aboard. Down with the tea sipper!

  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Tea mints. MINTS. I had one left in my battered mint tin, which has gone unnoticed until now.

    As for you, Mr. Vengeance Cloak, I think your sword-wielding friend on the right has a question for you.
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    OminousLozenge on
    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    "Ah! Then I am quite sorry, sir. I skipped over the part where you said mints."

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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