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Knights of Arcadia Phalla Night GAME OVER: MAFIA VICTORY

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    I heard cock and came running.

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    Erin The Red
  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    Regargless hurr
    <<totally thought you did that on purpose>>

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina

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    OminousLozenge
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Probably not gonna do much good to try and convince people of my benevolent nature now, but I can say with all certainty that I am NOT a Mafia member.

    Any seemingly suspicious behavior is probably a side effect of spending all weekend at PAX, but that's my own fault for trying to juggle a phalla and a convention, so I can't complain.

    I will say that I'm sorry for not giving this game the proper level of attention.

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  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    Do you usually charge extra to regargless at the end? I'm just curious so I can compare your rates with the Discount Manporium.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    !Zonugal.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Locked. Stocked.

    AND INACTIVUS HUNGERS

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    kime
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    Look I'm just trying to make ends meet.

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    @Romanian My Escutcheon I will feast upon your heart.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    @Romanian My Escutcheon I will feast upon your heart.

    I only ask that you eat all the parts in alphabetical order.

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    What do you take me fore? A savage philistine?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2013
    Oh thank God, after triple checking there will only be 3 deaths to Inactivus.

    Not too bad.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2013
    End of Night 5: Really? Really?

    Many stories have heroes, valiant individuals with a hearty sense of derring-do. They lead the charge against the villain, they defeat the evil that has distraught their land, and find peace at last. Often they are invincible, indestructible men who draw burly strength from training, conditioning, and plot contrivances.

    But here, in The Game, there are no plot contrivances.

    Just...contrivances from a random, harsh mistress.

    Known only as INACTIVUS.


    This mighty beast, born from the unfettered, raw sloth of men rose to meet the challenge of The Game where none else had dared.

    HO HO HO, THESE PITIFUL CREATURES said the creature, thought up in a moment by an exasperated host, KNOW THEY NOT OF MY WORKS? KNOW THEY NOT OF MY POWER?

    And so, without much of a catalogue to explain the sudden death of 2 villagers and one mafia, INACTIVUS was born.

    With a hand emblazoned with the thousand lazy wishes of slumbering slobs it swept away Shino Sly, Donovan Moore, and Morgain Uswain.

    As these three lazy men were dragged off, The Game continued in earnest.

    The Acquaintance gestured toward the pitiful sacrifice, <RMED>. He fought valiantly against the brass claws that reached out toward him, but it was no use.

    "PLEASE NO!" he shamefully begged. "I RENOUNCE MY KNIGHTHOOD! I CAST OFF EVERYTHING! PLEASE! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY" he began to whimper. "I...I don't know..." he regained his composure as the dreadful beast brought it closer to the hole. "It wasn't me! IT WAS-"

    But the steady crunch of bones silenced the cowardly Asphodel knight, shattering a small talisman.

    The entertainer, Javier Hardy, had tried to keep up spirits in these dark times, putting on a puppet show with bits of string, some rock, and various sticks. As the brass claws dragged away the sacrifice, Javier made the gruesome mistake of pantomiming the puppet with horns slipping on some custard and falling in front of his mistress, Princess Frollyheart of Sticks.

    Perhaps it was random chance that the eyes of the beast fell upon him then. But the more superstitious men quietly crushed the small figures as discreetly as they could. A few commented on the strange purple flash, but it quickly passed as they resumed their discussion on the banning of dolls.

    The cloud of flies and strange beam both went down to <Retaba>, destroying him utterly in a furious cloud of pestilence.

    There are five shards remaining.

    THE DEAD:
    INACTIVUS CLAIMS:
    blahmcblah - A NOBODY
    Eric Zahn - Had the power of DEMONIC EMPOWERMENT to continue the abilities of a demon after they had died.- WHAT A SOMEBODY YES GOOD JOB YOU KILLED A DEMON INACTIVUS WAY TO GO YOU ARE AMAZING GOOD JOB
    Locus - ALSO A NOBODY


    Guest Starring, INACTIVUS as INACTIVUS
    and the following corpses:


    RMED - Actually LUCIUS PENDRAGON, the coward son of the current King of Arcadia. Carried with him a holy talisman to protect himself from curses and to remove curses from others.
    CesareB - Shouldn't have played with dolls, I guess.
    Retaba - Oh God it's on my shoe. Guys, I got some Retaba on my shoe. Gross.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    No you fools! THIS IS WHY YOU DO NOT KILL MY FELLOW KNIGHTS! We are SWORN to protect you. Though in the end he renounced himself and acted the coward, can any of you claim you would do any better?

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    CLARIFICATION:

    FOR CONSISTENCY'S SAKE, NIGHT TWO HAS ONE REVISION:

    THE FLASH WAS CHANGED TO A BEAM

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  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Cythraul because really, killing me would have been much better.

    "there's sin enough without treating love like a sin"
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    I'd like to think that even though Eric Zahn died to inactivus, it was the village who drove him to this madness.

    Anialos, you're still doing it!!

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  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Anialos.

    I already stated my reasons why yesterday.

    I'll go back through and check EZ's vote record later tonight if no one else gets to it by then.

  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Yes, Malkor, I am. See no reason to change. I'm not mafia if that helps! Withdrawing would be counter productive, and I have no way to prove I'm village! All I can do is vote for someone else and hope the rest of you actually analyse some stuff to come up with a better target.

    "there's sin enough without treating love like a sin"
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    RMED= Romanian My Escutcheon?

  • jdarksunjdarksun Scion of Chaos Registered User regular
    In times past, RME was Romanian My Escutcheon, Doxy. I forgot his name before that. Not Pretentious. The other guy who wanted a name change and lost the coin flip.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Welp, the whole Retaba thing doesnt look so good for me now.
    Curious as to who else he was talking to, though, for (i assume) two... things to want to kill him.
    Also curious as to what he said. He's usually a bit more open in communications. At least it feels like he normally is.
    Glad a mafia is dead, but it sucks that our only success so far has been at the hands of his own inaction.
    We seem to be stagnating a little bit. Perhaps something to get everyone active and involved?
    Perhaps a TEAM-building exercise? Some calisthenics? A pinata?
    PUMPKIN! FETCH MY PINATAING CLOAK

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  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    Assuran wrote: »
    I'll go back through and check EZ's vote record later tonight if no one else gets to it by then.

    I looked through 'em but didn't think there was much to be found. Some late wagon joins, a throwaway on Kime day3 and inactive day4 as well as 5.

  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    Survivors, by faction. I'm pursuing a theory here. Might not pan out, who knows. If nothing else, this should help avoid voting for dead people. Maybe.

    Cartagra
    1. Fornevus Baroth - The Anonymous
    2. Noah Cham - Cythraul
    3. Yalor McCabre - Zonugal
    6. Azeri Funduh - kime
    7. Keloth Nazaire - Vertroue
    9. Sid Gilden - TheRoadVirus
    13. Jack Winters - Invictus

    Shibbolyth
    14. Munkus Mountainbeard - Bedlam
    15. Vanya Silmarion – Flarne
    19. John Rust – OminousLozenge
    23. Rebecca Morning – SaberOverEasy
    24. Cayla Olson – Gizzy
    28. Collin McCoy - facetious

    Omerta
    30. David Hess - Shalmelo
    36. Nostra Doroga – Bliss101
    38. Oliver Madsen –Malkor

    Asphodel
    43. Tristan Drake - GrimmyTOA
    44. Sonorant Drystar - Assuran
    45. Steig Omerson – jdarksun
    46. Balin Bors – Bucketman
    47. Brangaine Bruin – Anialos

    Jerkface
    16. The Acquaintance - Larlar

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    If nothing else I might hit my RP win condition and get rid of all the damned Omertas. No longer will they raid the Manporium and liberate the wares.

    OminousLozenge
  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    Dead Interesting People

    Cartagra - 1 Special / 1 Shards / 0 Demons
    5. Raphael Trujo - Phyphor - dead, Village Seer/Shard Cure
    8. Burter Brea - MrTLicious - dead, village (Shard, see Day 2 Narration)

    Shibbolyth - 1 Special / 1 Shards / 2 Demons
    17. James Raddison - Obifett - dead, a vigilante warrior
    20. Hester Fields - Langly - Dead, DEMON (Day 3)
    25. Donovan Moore – Eric Zahn - Dead, DEMON (Day 5)
    26. Javier Hardy – CesareB - Dead, village (Shard, see Day 5 Narration)

    Omerta - 1 Special / 3 Shards / 0 Demons
    35. Gideon Faulkner - Dys - dead, village Seer
    31. Kodassa Moore - Gandalf_The_Crazed - dead, village (Shard, see Day 4 Narration)
    37. Austin Cobalt – Mikey CTS - dead, village (Shard, see Day 4 Narration)
    41. Holly Underwood – I needed a name to post - dead, villager (Shard, see Day 3 Narration)

    Asphodel - 1 Special / 0 Shards / 0 Demons
    48. Galahad Courtois – RMED - Dead, LUCIUS PENDRAGON, Curse-Immune/Curse Remover

    Day 1
    Day 2 (1 Shard)
    Day 3 (1 Shard, 1 Demon)
    Day 4 (2 Shards)
    Day 5 (1 Shard, 1 Demon)

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    OOoOOooOOOO
    I died as I lived, getting various bodily fluids all over other people.
    OooOOooOOOooo

    OminousLozengeErin The Redkime
  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    You know, reading back over the narrations, I remembered that shards could be removed without killing anyone. So I should be clear that the deceased I marked as shard-holders are just based on my interpretation of events. Whether the shard count was reduced by death or removal is a bit vague, probably intentionally.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Oh yeah, langly was a demon too huh?
    I forgot that. Woohoo! 2 out of question mark.
    Any useful info to be gleamed from the voting records of either?

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    Oh yeah, langly was a demon too huh?
    I forgot that. Woohoo! 2 out of question mark.
    Any useful info to be gleamed from the voting records of either?

    TRV

    You couldn't be evil-er if you were eating a puppy, Necromancer. Not even counting the whole Retaba thing.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Y... you looked at my lunch, did you?
    Necromancy is not evil, just misunderstood.
    ((Look, it's been a hectic past few days. Teething baby woke me up about... 4? 5? times last night? I'm running on fumes here))

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    FWIW, here's Zahn's vote record:

    Day 1 - MrTlicious
    Day 2 - ObiFett
    Day 3 - Kime
    Day 4 - Xenogears of Bore
    Day 5, death by Inactivus

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I have no idea what Anialos is doing, but I don't think a mafia would make a post like that. That just invites suspicion.

    I still want to follow up on the Zonugal thing. We haven't found mafia by following the big wagons, and so those seemingly throwaway votes several days ago now become more suspicious to me. Both those making it and the man they made them for, because it's seemed after people got defensive on both sides talk has quietly died down and moved onto other vote targets without much fanfare. I'm always suspicious of when small wagons just disappear entirely like that and the focus shifts completely away, but especially when it was such a loud one in the first place.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    shalmelo wrote: »
    FWIW, here's Zahn's vote record:

    Day 1 - MrTlicious
    Day 2 - ObiFett
    Day 3 - Kime
    Day 4 - Xenogears of Bore
    Day 5, death by Inactivus

    He voted for Xeno day4? Didnt he die day3?

  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    Well that just says it all doesn't it.

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  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    I am entirely open to arguments to the contrary, but I doubt that the vote record of someone who died due to failure to contribute will be illuminating.

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  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    The_Anonymous has been pretty quiet this game, and looking back over the vote rec he's had late votes in the big wagons every day except day1 when he started the vote on Mega.

  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Flarne wrote: »
    shalmelo wrote: »
    FWIW, here's Zahn's vote record:

    Day 1 - MrTlicious
    Day 2 - ObiFett
    Day 3 - Kime
    Day 4 - Xenogears of Bore
    Day 5, death by Inactivus

    He voted for Xeno day4? Didnt he die day3?

    Langly died day 3, Erich Zahn died after the super-duper extra-long weekend day, which I think was day 5.
    Invictus wrote: »
    I am entirely open to arguments to the contrary, but I doubt that the vote record of someone who died due to failure to contribute will be illuminating.

    Probably not, but given that it's a dead demon with several days of voting I figured it was at least worth putting up. **shrug**

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  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    The_Anonymous since I forgot to bold.

  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    I meant that Xeno died day3 so the day4 vote seems weird. Mainly Im confused because I never saw a day4 vote from EZ at all.

  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    Well, <Anialos> and <Zonugal> have had significant vote presences the last few days, so if one of them turns up red, we'll have some real data to work with. So I'll vote for one of those.

    I don't have too much time today, so I'll just try to summarize the arguments for each, as I understand them, and pick one.

    <Zonugal>: overreacted early to just a couple votes on him; defends himself as "I'm always like this."

    <Anialos>: Has commented very little; always votes immediately after the beginning of the day; votes do not seem responsive to discussion.

    I think neither of these are very good leads, but they would give us data if one turned red. Nonetheless, if I had more time I'd try to dig up something else, but I do not.

    Of the two, Zonugal has at least been active and participating, and ever since an early bad experience I had, I am always cognizant of the possibility that the quiet ones are the bad ones.

    So, Anialos.

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