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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    So I can no longer look at the original Mario Party without thinking about what that game did to my palm.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    ronya wrote: »
    so I heard there was a tipping thread and came running-

    what are your thoughts on having cats declawed?

    http://leonidas-res.com
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    i guess i should have just quoted the relevant lyrics

    When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss
    He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a bris
    They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hhhhhip
    The parents pay the mohel and he gets to keep the tip

    wow what the fuck these lyric sites butcher the hebrew/yiddish

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    "The Maps team has been making improvements to map data" - You don't say.

    Finder tabs and multi-display are both great.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    AManFromEarth wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Speaking of tipping. I got a nasty look from the pizza place I went to the last time when I didn't jot down a tip on my receipt.

    You know, carrying the pizza to the register was hard times.

    Yeah, I get that too.

    But they're assholes anyway and I tip crazy well for delivery. The one time I pick something up on my way home instead they can get over.

    Yeah dropping the lincolns homie!

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    I left a 30% tip on a burger yesterday because I had budgeted way more for my lunch than I ended up spending and pay day is Friday.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    I've been asked to identify this plant
    http://i.imgur.com/lK7sHK4.jpg
    I am not a botanist.
    [Chat] do my work for me.

    Bless your heart.
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    The only time I get upset about tipping is at establishments that sneakily add a "service charge" and hide it above the subtotal.

    Eat a dick, Hookah bar.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I've been asked to identify this plant
    http://i.imgur.com/lK7sHK4.jpg
    I am not a botanist.
    [Chat] do my work for me.

    palm tree

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I've been asked to identify this plant
    http://i.imgur.com/lK7sHK4.jpg
    I am not a botanist.
    [Chat] do my work for me.

    Wild paintball plant

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    So I can no longer look at the original Mario Party without thinking about what that game did to my palm.
    I too suffered from Mario Party palm mutilation

    A survivor's story.
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Goin' haircutting and shopping.

    Keep it real, [chat].

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I've been asked to identify this plant
    http://i.imgur.com/lK7sHK4.jpg
    I am not a botanist.
    [Chat] do my work for me.

    Explosive Ordinance Disposal

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    So I can no longer look at the original Mario Party without thinking about what that game did to my palm.

    I feel the same way about Jennifer Aniston movies.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I've been asked to identify this plant
    http://i.imgur.com/lK7sHK4.jpg
    I am not a botanist.
    [Chat] do my work for me.

    I want to say Jerusalem Cherry, but the leaves look wrong. Also that looks like a bigger plant than they usually are.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I tipped the person giving me a haircut $6 because I wanted an even $20 to be debited from my account.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Go ahead and say 'retina'; say it, Phil.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    wow

    that is a pretty insane battery life claim

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Halo teaser

    2014

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    "The Maps team has been making improvements to map data" - You don't say.

    Finder tabs and multi-display are both great.

    The xbox has maps?

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    japan wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    "The Maps team has been making improvements to map data" - You don't say.

    Finder tabs and multi-display are both great.

    The xbox has maps?

    I'm gonna rewatch that later, I'm streaming the WWDC keynote.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I tipped the person giving me a haircut $6 because I wanted an even $20 to be debited from my account.

    Supercuts saw you coming a mile away.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    500 fucking

    dollars

    GET THE FUCK OUT

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I guess they skipped on high density screens to go for battery life.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    matt has a problem wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I tipped the person giving me a haircut $6 because I wanted an even $20 to be debited from my account.

    Supercuts saw you coming a mile away.

    They sure did. They sure did.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    500 fucking

    dollars

    GET THE FUCK OUT

    xbone price

    lolnope

    not even when i'm five figure ballin'

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    DIS MAC PRO

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Oh, it's an apple thing.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    500 fucking

    dollars

    GET THE FUCK OUT
    AManFromEarth wrote: »
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    500 fucking

    dollars

    GET THE FUCK OUT

    xbone price

    lolnope

    not even when i'm five figure ballin'

    Sony seriously go out

    $449

    Micdrop

    YOU WIN FOR FREE

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    $500 isn't a lot of money for a piece of hardware...

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I AM GONNA PUT IT UP MY BUTT

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    I still try and work out how the insult 'dog dick' came about.

    Having seen both dog dicks and uncircumcised dicks, I cannot begin to understand the comparison.


    Also, flaccid circumcised dicks look so sad. All ready to go, but no energy for fun times. :(

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    The only time I get upset about tipping is at establishments that sneakily add a "service charge" and hide it above the subtotal.

    Eat a dick, Hookah bar.

    There is a separate charge for service? Well then, I suppose I don't need to add any extra for it!

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    I still try and work out how the insult 'dog dick' came about.

    Having seen both dog dicks and uncircumcised dicks, I cannot begin to understand the comparison.


    Also, flaccid circumcised dicks look so sad. All ready to go, but no energy for fun times. :(

    Well, dogs are seldom circumcised.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    500 fucking

    dollars

    GET THE FUCK OUT
    AManFromEarth wrote: »
    xbone price

    lolnope

    not even when i'm five figure ballin'

    Sony seriously go out

    $449

    Micdrop

    YOU WIN FOR FREE

    It's like the PS1 vs. Sega Saturn all over again

    Sony's been here before.

    They know what to do.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    And £429? More expensive than the PS3's starting price?

    If there was a deal, it would have been shattered.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    My rent isn't even 500 dollars.

    Of course I also live in a tiny little town.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Apple, this is going to cost eight million dollars.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Oh man Titanfall LOOKS AWESOME

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