I had developed a very complex system of determining how much tax people pay based on their weight and the kind of food they're buying, but the world just wasn't ready for my unadulterated genius.
In my earlier days of drinking I discovered a few interesting things.
1. Beer + Orange Juice. This isnt half as bad as it may sound. In fact, its like something the brits call "Shanty." The difference is they use Sprite instead of OJ. The germans use cola. I dont understand either of these. In the end, Beer + OJ is B+.
2. Spaghetti-O's + Wild Berry Schnapps. This also wasnt so bad. To be honest I was high at the time and all I had to eat was the Spaghetti O's. But I figured if I mix the Schnapps with them Ill get even more fucked up. I dont remember if it worked or not, but I would say this is B-.
But I forgot the basic formula because I was distracted trying to figure out why I payed for a wallet when it's just a thing to put money in that I don't have because I used it to buy the wallet.
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Then the pot wore off.
God this is the worst idea ever.
Oh and as a side note, a little while ago I invented the Fat Tax.
That's right you fatties.
You gonna let yourself go then you pay for it.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
EDIT: Also unprotected sex, lots of unprotected sex.
Between this and that ass hair cyst thread, I'm inclined to think SE++ is inhabited by filthy nerds.
Hey, I invented the fat tax over two years ago!
No, the fat tax is totally mine.
Death and the fat tax.
1. Beer + Orange Juice. This isnt half as bad as it may sound. In fact, its like something the brits call "Shanty." The difference is they use Sprite instead of OJ. The germans use cola. I dont understand either of these. In the end, Beer + OJ is B+.
2. Spaghetti-O's + Wild Berry Schnapps. This also wasnt so bad. To be honest I was high at the time and all I had to eat was the Spaghetti O's. But I figured if I mix the Schnapps with them Ill get even more fucked up. I dont remember if it worked or not, but I would say this is B-.
But I forgot the basic formula because I was distracted trying to figure out why I payed for a wallet when it's just a thing to put money in that I don't have because I used it to buy the wallet.
It's so mysterious, and it's always so thick...
What could be in it?
You just have to add-
Well, you get the picture.
STEAM!
This is too far.
you drank mead, you drunkard. you have stepped over a line that cannot be stepped back across.
nothing is too far for you now
Do not meddle in things you do not understand. Your disdain for the mead shows you to have no ability to discern where the line is.
the ramblings of a man drinking white lightning out of a paper bag
full of mourning, and hurt
so fresh
White lightening?
You sicken me you goddamn cider-hobo. Like a cyber-hobo, but more appley.
onward he totters
switching to tesco's own cider to sate his thirst
this is your future
Thanks for the thread, Swaif, but I don't see how this is "for me"
i am so drink. and i would like to high five you the give you a high five.
what i mean is for you to call me dawg. (616) 768-4638
DO IT UP