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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    lets all not go to work tomorrow

    if nobody goes to work we dont have to pay taxes anymore

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure you can find that stuff in porn, Kags.

    Nah screw that you want a more adult magic school bus then were taking this shit to 11. Why else would a bunch of adults ride around in a school bus?

    Because Ms. Frizzle knows everything.

    Except how to have a social life. Ain't no mr. Frizzle that's for sure.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
    My lack of vengeance and my cordiality to alien allies is driving a wedge between myself and Lieutenant Demian in The Fleet. She is kind of an Ashley. :l

  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    I honestly can't see anything significantly speeding up any%. There's just not much to speed up.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    can one of you dudes who knows these things link me to a Last of Us let's play

    @bloodyroarxx

    He is your best bet of knowing, I think.

  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    I mean I'm assuming it's still wrong warp from deku tree to just after Ganon fight yeah?

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  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    can one of you dudes who knows these things link me to a Last of Us let's play

    I am watching one right now! No commentary though.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    http://www.caphebanhmi.com/menu.html

    I... I just wanted a darn menu. :(

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    My lack of vengeance and my cordiality to alien allies is driving a wedge between myself and Lieutenant Demian in The Fleet. She is kind of an Ashley. :l

    Hopefully there's a virmire nearby.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    can one of you dudes who knows these things link me to a Last of Us let's play

    No commentary though.

    That is ideal!

    Ravenhpltc24
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I feel great.

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  • GimGim a quietly erotic life Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Can't watch that because I am at work Zephi.

    So whats the new speed run record for OoT?

    The trick was found only a couple hours ago by a guy named Sockfolder, so it hasn't actually been implemented in any runs yet. It saves roughly a minute and a half if properly executed, and ZFG is currently streaming his attempts at grinding out the trick to perfection so he can guarantee success in an actual run. The trick consists of positioning Adult Link such that he hangs from the top parapet at a very precise angle, and then bombing and pausebuffering so that Link falls into a loading zone just before he zones out completely. Doing so tricks the game into placing Link inside Ganon's castle, but outside any solid surface and as such falling in the void.

    The trick itself, ie voiding into a loading zone, is possible as Child Link, but this consistent setup Sockfolder found is only applicable to Adult Link. This means it can't be implemented into Any%, but for MST, All Dungeons and 100% it should make an appreciable difference. It should now be possible to take MST runs below 2 hours10 minutes, and All Dungeons under 1 hour 42 minutes.

    The current Any% record, where this trick isn't applicable just yet, currently stands at 21 minutes 7 seconds by Pydoyks.

    http://zeldaspeedruns.com/speedruns/3655

    God, the fact that that game is still a treasure trove of potential optimizations this long after its release in a community that's as passionate about it still blows my mind.

  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    My lack of vengeance and my cordiality to alien allies is driving a wedge between myself and Lieutenant Demian in The Fleet. She is kind of an Ashley. :l

    Hopefully there's a virmire nearby.

    We'll see. In the meantime I am rationing food and power and everything. The fleet has to tighten its belt.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I should see one of my friends picked up last of us, maybe I can let him borrow revengeance in exchange for borrowing last of us for a bit. Once I beat revengeance though.

    #xboxonesucksdick

  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    I'm not that into OoT runs though. I prefer watching MM runs in the hope of hearing people die inside as they crash the game on a weird shot or fuck up the twin mould fight.

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Noooooooooo

    It's starts out with a cute scene pre-apocalypse of the main character with his actual daughter :( :( :(

    I SEE WHERE YOU ARE GOING GAME

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    I've never understood the excitement over speed runs. I guess I just like taking my time and exploring shit.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    Ralph, the class athlete, descends into a roid-fueled drive to be the best player on the football team and the college's dependency on its athletic program for funding leads the class to remove all trace of the steroids from Ralph's body as he is currently playing the game so that he won't get caught doping. The mood is tense as Ralph performs progressively worse without his performance enhancement supplements, but a thrilling sequence sees the young adults in the bus barely make it out of his bloodstream before the shrink effect ends, and pull into the parking lot just in time to see Ralph snag the win. Apparently looking this shit up Ralphie is Italian American too so at some point he eats a ton of spaghetti and gets shot by the mob.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    I've never understood the excitement over speed runs. I guess I just like taking my time and exploring shit.

    The best speed runs are only possible only with exhaustively thorough exploration of a game.

    It's pushing the game to its breaking point in one way.

    So It Goes
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    omg, this game goes for the emotional manipulation right off the bat
    The first playable character is his daughter. You can explore her room and do things like look at her posters, or at the birthday card she forgot to give to him, which she will give to him "later". :( :(

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User, Moderator mod
    saw this thing on Discovery Channel Saturday night about mermaids. was shot like a documentary and everything. failed to mention that it's 100% fake and for entertainment only - the "doctors" are actors, the footage is made up, etc.

    Discovery Channel. I h8 you.

    CindersInquisitorGim
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Noooooooooo

    It's starts out with a cute scene pre-apocalypse of the main character with his actual daughter :( :( :(

    I SEE WHERE YOU ARE GOING GAME

    And it is extremely effective in its intentions.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure you can find that stuff in porn, Kags.

    Nah screw that you want a more adult magic school bus then were taking this shit to 11. Why else would a bunch of adults ride around in a school bus?

    Right, like why not delve into how they've grown up to become deeply fucked-up people because of their experiences being shrunk down to a tiny size and swallowed by one of their classmates when they were children, etc?

    Crack addiction will definitely be involved.

    Keesha notices Tim has been attending class less and less, and is no longer his hale hearty self but a sunken-eyed spectre of the young man he used to be. Learn the harrowing truth about drugs in a very special episode of The Magic Inter-Campus Shuttle.

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    My mom's 50th is on Saturday.

    We are, so far, pulling off a surprise party at the restaurant with about 40 people.

    Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    Ravenhpltc24
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    GoronGuy has crashed his All Masks runs more often than I can remember, and almost always at locations where it was previously unknown you could crash the game at to begin with.

    Ocarina of Time Any% could indeed get a little bit faster, such that it'd come in just under 20 minutes, if someone found a consistent setup for doing the same void glitch as Adult Link to skip Ganon's Tower. The trick can be performed as Young Link, but it requires TAS-level degrees of perfection to execute.

    But as it stands, I'd go out on a limb and say that beating Pydoyks Any% time just isn't feasible right now until either a new trick or consistent setup is found.

    Zephiran on
    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    saw this thing on Discovery Channel Saturday night about mermaids. was shot like a documentary and everything. failed to mention that it's 100% fake and for entertainment only - the "doctors" are actors, the footage is made up, etc.

    Discovery Channel. I h8 you.

    Oh man, Discovery Channel is scrub tier.

    Check out BBC's Ghostwatch.

  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    More than $5m of ice seized in Sydney

    This headline is terribly misleading.

    工事中
    Rear Admiral Choco
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User, Moderator mod
    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/mermaid-hoax-mermaids-the-new-evidence-special-sets-ratings-record-for-animal-planet--2013305

    diaf discovery channel. the "new evidence" was more fake footage and a badly acted marine biologist being "interviewed" "live". "Discovery Channel science" ffffff

  • GimGim a quietly erotic life Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    Kagera wrote: »
    I've never understood the excitement over speed runs. I guess I just like taking my time and exploring shit.

    It depends on the game and just how it's being run, but when the combination is right (and especially if you've played the game but are still amazed at all the things you never knew existed in it before) then they can be pretty thrilling. They're also fun experiments on learning the differences between how a game was designed to be played, how it was programmed, and how the hardware was designed for you to play it.

    Gim on
    Inquisitor
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User, Moderator mod
    oh I don't care about supernatural shows. whatever to those.

    but like pretending some biologists actually studied stuff? and linking it to something semi-plausible like real recorded whale beachings?

  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
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    edit: I feel like this must lead into sex because of the internet and its ways

    desc on
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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    GoronGuy has crashed his All Masks runs more often than I can remember, and almost always at locations where it was previously unknown you could crash the game at to begin with.

    Ocarina of Time Any% could indeed get a little bit faster, such that it'd come in just under 20 minutes, if someone found a consistent setup for doing the same void glitch as Adult Link to skip Ganon's Tower. The trick can be performed as Young Link, but it requires TAS-level degrees of perfection to execute.

    But as it stands, I'd go out on a limb and say that beating Pydoyks Any% time just isn't feasible right now until either a new trick or consistent setup is found.

    Oh ok, so new trick happens just after where you wrong warp?

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User, Moderator mod
    oh and then ALSO linking it to a bullshit "theory" like aquatic ape theory, blaaaah

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I generally try to play a single palyer game how I think the developer wanted me to play it, of course, this sometimes is only a guess at best on my part.

    But sometimes it is really fun to just say fuck it and push a game until it snaps.

    Gim
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    I was trying to think of something that was like Magic School Bus except for adults - Walking With Dinosaurs (and the other Walking With... stuff) comes to mind. They're educational shows that invent stories and characters.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User, Moderator mod
    desc wrote: »
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    edit: I feel like this must lead into sex because of the internet and its ways

    what in the actual fuck

    Solomaxwell6
  • GimGim a quietly erotic life Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    saw this thing on Discovery Channel Saturday night about mermaids. was shot like a documentary and everything. failed to mention that it's 100% fake and for entertainment only - the "doctors" are actors, the footage is made up, etc.

    Discovery Channel. I h8 you.

    I got to sit around at work the other day while a couple of my co-workers talked it up and then spent half an hour Googling to see if it was real. I was lightly disappointed.

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    hmm

    why are my facebook friends so much more enthusiastic about this than you homps?

  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    saw the classiest guy today

    had a shirt on with a pic of New Jersey that said 'DTF DTS'



    (dts is down the shore which is a thing here)

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  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    omg, this game goes for the emotional manipulation right off the bat
    The first playable character is his daughter. You can explore her room and do things like look at her posters, or at the birthday card she forgot to give to him, which she will give to him "later". :( :(

    I'm gonna take a stab in the dark right now: Look up a game called Nier some day.

    I'm hearing some similarities here, as far as general setup is concerned.

    You will probably be completely confused at first, then you might get pleasantly surprised, after which an intense sense of feels may gradually build up inside you.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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