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I woke up this morning with a condom on my face.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Were you naked? Because when you wake up you have to assess your situation by what clothes you are wearing.

    She's hot!

    What's he doing here?

    hey dudes look Demetri Marten joined the forums

    you wouldnt believe how many people pretty much cut and paste entire bits from comedians here

    now joe rogans gonna come in here and yell at you guys

    in a rare act of benevolence I'm going to assume he was quoting rather than plagiarizing

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    PkErthbnd wrote: »
    Wouldn't that just be masturbation?

    but you wouldn't be willingly letting it happen since your present self would be asleep.

    Rapstubation maybe?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Were you naked? Because when you wake up you have to assess your situation by what clothes you are wearing.

    She's hot!

    What's he doing here?

    hey dudes look Demetri Marten joined the forums

    you wouldnt believe how many people pretty much cut and paste entire bits from comedians here

    now joe rogans gonna come in here and yell at you guys

    in a rare act of benevolence I'm going to assume he was quoting rather than plagiarizing

    I'll go with the fact it's a rather generic bit of comedy, and Demetri Marten just does it with his unique delivery, which kind of makes it his own.

    It's the opposite effect of Carlos Mencia doing the "Thanks Mom" joke. It's a generic bit of comedy, but Bill Cosby did it much better.

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    cockface itt

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Were you naked? Because when you wake up you have to assess your situation by what clothes you are wearing.

    She's hot!

    What's he doing here?

    hey dudes look Demetri Marten joined the forums

    you wouldnt believe how many people pretty much cut and paste entire bits from comedians here

    now joe rogans gonna come in here and yell at you guys

    in a rare act of benevolence I'm going to assume he was quoting rather than plagiarizing

    I'll go with the fact it's a rather generic bit of comedy, and Demetri Marten just does it with his unique delivery, which kind of makes it his own.

    It's the opposite effect of Carlos Mencia doing the "Thanks Mom" joke. It's a generic bit of comedy, but Bill Cosby did it much better.

    well, I mean, it's word for word the same joke, with a textual interpretation of the same delivery (pauses represented by line breaks)

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2007
    i didnt think it was very funny.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You have to see the bit he's basically copying to get it. Demetri Martin is like 90% delivery, so just reading his bits loses most of the pop.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    it's exactly life gaffigan

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Was there any money left on your nightstand?

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    seriously was it used or not

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    FlavabeanFlavabean Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    seriously was it used or not
    a gentleman never asks and a lady never tells.

    As for me doing anything sassy that day; I did get into a fist fight with a 270lb ex-army solider and lost pretty bad.


    Edit: It wasn't.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You got into a fist fight with a 270lb ex soldier.

    What the fuck?

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    did you pwn him?

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Flavabean wrote: »
    It wasn't mine though....

    sorry dude my bad

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ITT we play everyone's favorite game "find Fallout's used condoms"

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    He apparently sucks at hiding them.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    no see, it was the perfect hiding place

    who would look toward flavabean for evidence of sex having occured?

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh dang was that some kind of burn aw mothers hide your children

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    my burns are like rubbing two sticks together for a fire
    they often take way too long, and often don't even work
    but when they're all you have to work with, you still try
    also homoerotic undertones

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So I quoted a line in this thread for my new sig.

    But just now I quoted something I said in an AIM conversation for my AIM profile.

    I thought it was pretty funny, but I also realize it's poor taste to quote yourself.

    I'm torn.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    some doctor you'll be

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    why dont you tell your boyfriend to at least throw the rubber away when he is through pounding your ass

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    WeeSneakWeeSneak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    why dont you tell your boyfriend to at least throw the rubber away when he is through pounding your ass

    He must of thought he would have liked some tasty morsels.

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    claxtonclaxton ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Its me. I'm the used condom in the OP.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2007
    D:D:

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    claxtonclaxton ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Jimothy wrote: »
    So I quoted a line in this thread for my new sig.

    But just now I quoted something I said in an AIM conversation for my AIM profile.

    I thought it was pretty funny, but I also realize it's poor taste to quote yourself.

    I'm torn.

    quoting yourself is dumb.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    a sentient used condom just might be the most terrifying thing

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    FlavabeanFlavabean Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    a sentient used condom just might be the most terrifying thing

    if only if these walls could speak.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    claxton wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    So I quoted a line in this thread for my new sig.

    But just now I quoted something I in an AIM conversation for my AIM profile.

    I thought it was pretty funny, but I also realize it's poor taste to quote yourself.

    I'm torn.

    quoting yourself is dumb.

    I realize this, but I still like this particular instance and think people would laugh if they read it.

    I think I'm gonna take it out of my profile.

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Go to the ER cause they love when people come in and waste their time, and the doctors will not make fun of you and call you jizz head when discussing your case

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Jesus christ

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Who remembers this gem?:

    If you were camping and woke up nude wearing a condom would you tell anyone?

    No?
    Wanna go camping?

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    FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    claxton wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    So I quoted a line in this thread for my new sig.

    But just now I quoted something I said in an AIM conversation for my AIM profile.

    I thought it was pretty funny, but I also realize it's poor taste to quote yourself.

    I'm torn.

    quoting yourself is dumb.

    Well, according to this quote, quoting yourself is pretty awesome.
    FreddyD wrote: »
    claxton wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    So I quoted a line in this thread for my new sig.

    But just now I quoted something I said in an AIM conversation for my AIM profile.

    I thought it was pretty funny, but I also realize it's poor taste to quote yourself.

    I'm torn.

    quoting yourself is dumb.

    quoting yourself is pretty awesome.

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    wow

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    boy I suck

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    what the hell guys

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    FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
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    What happens if you quote yourself quoting yourself?
    What happens if you quote yourself quoting youself quoting youself?"
    What happens if you quote yourself quoting youself quoting youself quoting youself?"
    What happens if you quote yourself quoting youself quoting youself quoting youself quoting youself?"
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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Did you actually spend 12 minutes on that?

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I took some NyQuil last night and I was trippin' out crazy bat shit nightmares.

    That quote tree reminded me of it

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    that is kind of sad

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